Friday, July 18, 2014


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Summer Camp

From my hometown rag, The Kerrville Daily Times

Local officials say they were uninformed about “several hundred” unaccompanied migrant children who were temporarily housed at area camps before a federal shelter was opened at Lackland Air Force Base.

Exactly how many and where they stayed and for how long is not immediately clear, and local authorities were not informed about the housing arrangements through the federal Office of Refugee Resettlement until they found out almost by accident. Kerr County Sheriff Rusty Hierholzer said he learned about it only because a few sheriff’s deputies had requested to work security for the Texas Department of Public Safety during off-duty hours.

Having some of the nicest places to send your kid for the summer, we are considered the summer camp capital of Texas. Senators kids are known to go to one of the more famous ones, Camp Mystic. You pay a fucking arm and a leg to get rid of your kid for a few weeks, I bet the parents are just thrilled to hear that little Johnny will be sleeping in the same bunk little Jorge, with the swine flu, scabies and lice did, for free. 

Friday, July 11, 2014

Friday Jams

I had to recite a "poem" for 8th grade language arts. I asked the teacher if a song would suffice, as long as it met the criteria. I memorized this song. I can still recite it word for word.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Mic Drop Worthy

Friday, July 4, 2014

Happy Independence Day!

Sic Semper Tyrranis!

Happy Birthday America!

Michelle or Michael?

Well, Joan Rivers confirmed what most of us already knew about Barry Soetoro, but her allegation that Michelle Obama is a tranny, I admit, caught me off guard. This is the best story this year thus far!

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Frenchy French

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Want To Grab A Bite To Eat?

Let's go to Rifle, CO and try a burger at Shooters Grill. Where this sign hangs.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Fuck You, Google!!

Is anyone really surprised by this? I can understand if you're a little pissed or disappointed, but are you really surprised or learn that Google, it turns out, has been bought and paid for by the wealthy and powerful gun control lobby? It doesn't surprise me in the least. I always figured Google was libtarded, I just thought perhaps they were smart enough to not go anti-gun on us. I hope these fucking Google assholes suffer epic financial losses as a result of their censorship and discrimination bullshit. Fuck you Google! 
Stole the image from the Fuck You Google Facebook page...

Thursday, June 12, 2014

For Anonymous


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

When Monkeys Fly. Hopefully.

Stolen from this guy.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Haven't posted one of these in a while. Here's a band I've recently started listening to. Stoner prog rock goodness. Closest thing to high I can reach since all I can find down here in south Texas is the occasional mexican dirtweed. Thanks obama.

Everybody Gets One!

Thursday, June 5, 2014

In Theaters Now!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

What the fuck just happened?

Well, in a nutshell, it's like this. Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro exchanged 5 hardcore terrorists from Club Gitmo for 1 traitorous US soldier named Bowe Bergdahl who abandoned his post and supposedly "captured" by the Taliban. Several brave members of our military lost their lives looking for him during the aftermath including 2nd Lt Darryn Andrews. While Washington, DC officially classified him as a POW since his "capture" 5 years ago, numerous sources have recently emerged revealing that Bergdahl had in fact converted to Islam and was not only teaching the Taliban how to make bombs but providing intelligence in an effort to help them gain a tactical advantage on the battlefield. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a textbook traitorous fuck who should be court marshaled and executed if found guilty.

So why would Sheikh Barry Hussein Soetoro pull off something like this? Aside from the obvious answer that Hussein Soetoro himself is a traitorous fuck who hates America and jerks off at night while planning his next attack on our country, this was potentially a calculated move to shift the focus away from all of the VA problems. Was that the real motivation? Does the Hussein Soetoro administration maintain a basket full of shitballs to eat in case of emergency? At this point who knows? I admit I'm exhausted from all of the epic trouble coming out of Washington, DC. I mean it's one thing after another. I'd say this ship is sinking but we're already sunk and just bouncing off the bottom.

You know, what's really disturbing is how this all relates to Edward Snowden. Snowden revealed how the NSA blatantly violates the 4th Amendment and all of a sudden we've got ourselves an international manhunt. But abandon your post, teach the enemy how to make bombs, and convert to Islam? No fucking problem! In fact, we'll even rescue you, donate some terrorists to the cause, and let your dad praise Allah in the Rose Garden! We're doomed.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Dearest Liberal Fucks

The VA revelations are a national disgrace. I think most of us knew the VA was a shithole but man I had no idea it was this bad. Understand that the VA is a single-payer system. That's right. It's the system progressive liberal pukes want for the rest of us. So here's my message to you food stamping nanny staters. Fix the VA. Like you know fucking fix it. I'm not talking about just firing a bunch of people and replacing them with the highest bidder. I mean fix it. Reform it. Actually do something good for society. Then maybe we can talk about my health care. Because as of now, you're on the wrong side of this issue. But don't worry. The GOP ain't gonna do nuttin' about it!

Oh and one more thing. The economy shrank 1st Quarter 2014. It shrank 4th Quarter 2013, too. One more and we'll be back in recession. You sorry assholes break everything you touch. And I seriously doubt you'll fix the VA problems. Disgraceful.