Friday, November 6, 2009
New Workout For The Ladies
Ladies, your husbands/boyfriends can thank me later. Or if they would like to repay me instantly, please have them ship the beer and/or booze to my house.
Crime & Punishment
The more I watch about the atrocity at Ft. Hood the more I get pissed off and the cleaner my weapons get. It's time to spend some time at the range and sharpen up on the skills folks! WTF? A sleeper cell infiltrated The United States Military? We all know they've already infiltrated the White House but the United States Military?
What. The. Fuck?
When I heard that this mooselimb motherfucker was still alive, I had a brief thought in my head that said, "at least there will be some justice and some punishment" and then reality instantly hit me... Bullshit! There wont be any justice, there wont be any punishment besides this goat fucker getting three squares a day on the American tax payer's dime. That's it!
In the midst of my anger I cruised over to the Kansas Redneck and he mellowed me out a little with a fantasy of being the MC at the Al Jizzera Pay-Per-View event of the decade. I like the way this Kansas Redneck thinks...
What we need to do though is take scum like Nidal Malik Hasan and execute them in a way that is against islam. Take this scum bucket, tie him to a post inside of a pen. Turn hogs into the pen. slaughter the hogs, and pour the blood over him. Force morsels cut from the hogs down his throat. Then take bullets, dip them in the pig blood and shoot him with them. Finally, dig a pit, toss half of the hog parts in, toss him in, then the rest of the hogs. Then let wild dogs consume the pile.
Film the entire thing, and broadcast the vids on Al Jazeeras frequency all over the arab world. As far as I'm concerned, do the same thing to every prisoner at GITMO as well.
When are we as a Nation going to say, "ENOUGH"? When are we as a Nation going to realize that islam is not compatible with Western Civilization? When are we as a Nation going to band together and stop this politically incorrect bullshit? More than that, when are we as a Nation going to elect a POTUS with a pair to bomb these bastards back to the stone age where they belong? When are we gonna fuck these animals up? Not soon enough!
When are you so-called 'moderate' Muslims going to step up to the plate and curb your radical animal bretheren? When the fuck are you going to denounce any of their acts of random violence? Not just in the United States, but across the gotdamn globe? Until you do, you are on the same shit-list as far as I am concerned. You're one in the same!
There are millions of us Americans who love our freedoms and our way of life. There are millions of us who are not afraid of your "jihad'. In fact, there are millions of us who invite it and welcome it. Bring it on! Intimidation of the mooselimb kind doesn't work here. We're Americans and we'll step into the ring ready to throw down with you fucking swines! Anytime. Anywhere.
Bring it on!
What. The. Fuck?
When I heard that this mooselimb motherfucker was still alive, I had a brief thought in my head that said, "at least there will be some justice and some punishment" and then reality instantly hit me... Bullshit! There wont be any justice, there wont be any punishment besides this goat fucker getting three squares a day on the American tax payer's dime. That's it!
In the midst of my anger I cruised over to the Kansas Redneck and he mellowed me out a little with a fantasy of being the MC at the Al Jizzera Pay-Per-View event of the decade. I like the way this Kansas Redneck thinks...
What we need to do though is take scum like Nidal Malik Hasan and execute them in a way that is against islam. Take this scum bucket, tie him to a post inside of a pen. Turn hogs into the pen. slaughter the hogs, and pour the blood over him. Force morsels cut from the hogs down his throat. Then take bullets, dip them in the pig blood and shoot him with them. Finally, dig a pit, toss half of the hog parts in, toss him in, then the rest of the hogs. Then let wild dogs consume the pile.
Film the entire thing, and broadcast the vids on Al Jazeeras frequency all over the arab world. As far as I'm concerned, do the same thing to every prisoner at GITMO as well.
When are we as a Nation going to say, "ENOUGH"? When are we as a Nation going to realize that islam is not compatible with Western Civilization? When are we as a Nation going to band together and stop this politically incorrect bullshit? More than that, when are we as a Nation going to elect a POTUS with a pair to bomb these bastards back to the stone age where they belong? When are we gonna fuck these animals up? Not soon enough!
When are you so-called 'moderate' Muslims going to step up to the plate and curb your radical animal bretheren? When the fuck are you going to denounce any of their acts of random violence? Not just in the United States, but across the gotdamn globe? Until you do, you are on the same shit-list as far as I am concerned. You're one in the same!
There are millions of us Americans who love our freedoms and our way of life. There are millions of us who are not afraid of your "jihad'. In fact, there are millions of us who invite it and welcome it. Bring it on! Intimidation of the mooselimb kind doesn't work here. We're Americans and we'll step into the ring ready to throw down with you fucking swines! Anytime. Anywhere.
Bring it on!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
To close to home.
FORT HOOD?!?!?!?! Dude! That shit is too close. Our condolences to the families of the murdered. One shooter is dead and the other two suspected accomplises are in custody, soldiers at that. I hope to God they are not muslims I really do. No matter what they turn out to be, bury the fuckers to their heads in the sand and let the army ants take care of them then in a couple months put their sun bleached skulls on pikes. At the front gate. Just as a warning.
I had a buddy there fixing to ship out. I hope he is not one of the dead or wounded.
UPDATE: Well, well, well a lone muslim shooter. You un-crazy muslims need to speak out LOUD!
I had a buddy there fixing to ship out. I hope he is not one of the dead or wounded.
UPDATE: Well, well, well a lone muslim shooter. You un-crazy muslims need to speak out LOUD!
The New Oprah
The New York Times has a story today stating that Glenn Beck is the conservative Oprah as far as books go. I personally have read two of his books (Common Sense and An Inconvenient Book) and one that he has recommended (The 5000 Year Leap) and I learned a hell of a lot that I did not know. "The 5000 Year Leap A Miracle That Changed The Word",was the most informative book on government that I have ever read, if you still have not read that book, get your ass in gear and read it!
The point of this post was to tell you MSNBC has a poll up. Who's book recomendation you would take more often Glenn or Oprah. Go have fun. Lets show MSNBC who's boss.
UPATE:
The point of this post was to tell you MSNBC has a poll up. Who's book recomendation you would take more often Glenn or Oprah. Go have fun. Lets show MSNBC who's boss.
UPATE:
Where's Pablo?
Paul...WTF? Where you be at krackah? I'm hoping you saw this and are headed south to San Diego to see the show. It's gonna be total anarchy and complete madness! You'll fit right in.
Sprung Monkey opening for 'em is gonna be good too. Stoney music. This is gonna be a good fucking show!
The drummer and bassist both look like they're late for 1st period and those dudes both rip! What's up with that?
Sprung Monkey opening for 'em is gonna be good too. Stoney music. This is gonna be a good fucking show!
The drummer and bassist both look like they're late for 1st period and those dudes both rip! What's up with that?
Mini Me
Uncle Dave sent me this picture today with the subject, "Imagine the mischief lurking behind that sweet, angelic face...". BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! He's right. There was all kinds of mischief rolling around in my head back then just as it is today. It had me in stitches!
This was taken circa 1980. Damn, life was so simple back then.
Check out those groovy drapes, my sideburns and comb-over. That was back when Mom used to cut our hair and it was the same for all three of us. I can't stop laughing...
This was taken circa 1980. Damn, life was so simple back then.
Check out those groovy drapes, my sideburns and comb-over. That was back when Mom used to cut our hair and it was the same for all three of us. I can't stop laughing...
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Not Racists
I got this one from my mom. Her email said that it was taken in Texas. Kerrcarto must have called in sick to work today and had a little fun.
Chip Shot
With all the people implanting chips in their pets so they can find them if they get lost. I figured it would work well with terrorists also. Here is how it goes.
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the cranium.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist who was implanted to be found within seconds.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side
effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Have a nice day.
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the cranium.
When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist who was implanted to be found within seconds.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side
effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Have a nice day.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Hammered
I guess Hammer gave it up. I have tried to go over to his blog a few times this week and it is gone. Which really sucks cause I liked reading Hammer. He is a funny sum bitch and even more so in person. I will never be able to eat another Arby's Roast Beef with cheese for the rest of my life without cracking up.
You still there Hammer?
You still there Hammer?
A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words
Mostly when they come from my keyboard they turn to drivel or they become worth a million words of drivel. I think pictures lay it out better and one can come from their own conclusion rather than me trying to narrate.
Long story short, this was one of those trips that I'll never forget. Shit, in a few years, I'll be looking forward to camping with my new nephew! I can't wait for that!
Monday, November 2, 2009
FOD Election Troubles
So Mr. Peeresident, this is turning out to be not such a good day for your party. We have NY 23 where a conservative party candidate is about to trounce the liberal democrat (and your sending Biden up there today? Yea that's gonna help.), we have the Virginia gubernatorial race where the conservative republican will win and the N.J race that you have spent a lot of political capital on and your boy is still gonna lose. BWAHAHAHAHA! You are an albatross around the neck of the democrats. A majority of the American people are on to you. Look for a new job come 2012 you fuck.
Oh yeah, and in case you didn't know. The election is over in Afghanistan. The other dude dropped out. So you can make a decision now. Unless of course George Soros hasn't told you what to do yet.
Now all we need is for your health care plan to go down in flames (which I think it will) and we will have a trifecta.
So here's to you and your failing presidency. Keep it up and 2010 is going to be a great year!
Oh yeah, and in case you didn't know. The election is over in Afghanistan. The other dude dropped out. So you can make a decision now. Unless of course George Soros hasn't told you what to do yet.
Now all we need is for your health care plan to go down in flames (which I think it will) and we will have a trifecta.
So here's to you and your failing presidency. Keep it up and 2010 is going to be a great year!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Turn It Black
Here's some Halloween tunes! Raise hell, drink beer, have fun!
P.S. Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight. Stupid daylight savings time.
P.S. Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight. Stupid daylight savings time.
Friday, October 30, 2009
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