Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year Everybody!

Good riddance, 2008! 2009 may not be much better but we don't have to think about that right now. It's amateur night so be safe on those roads. In fact, just stay home tonight and get really fucked up!

Carefull What Ye Ask For

Ye might just get it...

This isn't my best pose, but I hope it works for you fine ladies. Pardon my grapes...

I stole this one from H2O to amuse you perverted gals...

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

For Claudia & JD

I do what I can to help.


I have to apoligize to you all. I did not realize the damage that I inflicted on eyes and stomaches with my half-nude Obama post.
So by order of Paul I will try to undo some of the damage that I caused.

I am truly sorry and I hope this makes up for it.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Camelot Numero Dos?

This shit is getting ridiculous. Obama in a bathing suit? Who gives two shits? Is this supposed to instill confidence in me? He is buff and works out everyday. Whoopdidi shit. So does Bush. This is propaganda, pure and simple.

Ya think the Secret Service would let some paparazzi get close enough to shoot a picture of him? If you can get close enough to shoot him with a camera…well figure the rest out yourself. This is total inside image making. The media are raising this man up to heights unimaginable just so they can tear him down. Then they will watch the pandemonium with dollar signs in their eyes as they cover the meltdown.

Ain't it gonna be fun?

If Obama thinks that the MSM are now his friends as they where during his campaign, he has got another thing coming. He needs to go talk to the Hollyweird idiots that tried to "make" themselves through the press with handlers and frontman and ask them how it worked out. Britney Spears anyone?

On the flip side, I guess you could ask Hitler and Saddam how BS propaganda worked for them. Just sayin'.

I for one am already tired of seeing him covered in the press not as a president, but as an icon. A JFK/Lincoln reincarnate or some such shit. I got news for you Obama, the press are only your friend when it suits them. If you cross them, then the Hollywood mentality at it's best sets in. Under the bus you go.

But I guess you are used to that mentality.
Just look at under your campaign bus.

Random Thought

The Dallas Cowboys suck goat balls.

That is all.

Survived Another One

Well shit! Back to work in a few hours, and that really sucks ass. It was a great last few days and the last day I spent sick in bed. All day. Oh well, at least it's going to be a short week.

I have to say that this was one of the best Christmas weekends I have had in a long time. I got to spend some quality time with really good friends and family, had a bunch to eat and drink and I'm still here to come up with some bullshit New Years Resolution that I'll never keep. Yeah, this year I promise I'm going to do the same thing I did last year. Howz that?

I spent Christmas Eve with my folks and my brother's dog Krash. We has an awesome dinner courtesy of Mom, went to church, came back and had a great time with the four of us around the fireplace laughing our asses off. My brother and his wife spent Christmas in Reno so it was just us three, and Krash this year. What a killer dog he is. He's a 13 year old Australian Sheppard who happens to be one of the coolest dogs to ever walk the face of the earth. Paul, I know you're looking for a dog and you should consider one of these. They are really obedient, totally smart, great around kids and don't shed too much for a long hair diggity dog. Krash and I stayed up after Mom and Dad went to bed and watched Bad Santa and polished off the rest of the beers around the fireplace. Damn that's a funny movie! Definitely a classic to watch after your kids are already asleep. Krash was pretty stoked with his new toy...

Good dog!

Thursday we went bowling with the fam and some good friends of mine that I only get to see once every Christmas for the traditional bowling that goes down. I don't know what it is about bowling on Christmas, but it kinda brings everyone together in a casual way and it kicks ass! This has been a tradition for the last nine years or so, and each year, someone new shows up. My parent's friend showed up this year again and kicked all of our asses. This dude is 87 and rolls his ball about 3 mph, but get's marks every frame. Here we are trying to throw the ball as fast as we can and he must be sitting back watching us and laughing at us. I swear this guy either gets a strike or a spare every friggin frame. This is Lauren the bowling master with his precise technique and laughing at us whipper-snappers.

Friday I woke up really late, but made it up to Alpine to hang out with my good friend's brother Tommy and his wife Kelly while they were in town from Wyoming. They had to leave Saturday morning, so I had to make it up there to get a buzz with him and his wife before they left. I only get to see them once a year, if that so it was a mandatory trip. One of these days I'm going to make it out there to see the two of 'em and their bitchen dogs. Hopefully when it's friggen warm...

Saturday I spent the afternoon working on the new house and getting a good beer buzz before I made it back home to eat all the left-over roast beef and mashed potatoes and gravy that Mom sent home with me on Thursday. She makes the best Christmas dinner in the world and the left-overs are even better.

I wanted to get up this morning and go fishing with Z, but my head was all clogged up and I didn't have the energy to get out of bed, so I slept all day. Maybe that's why it's 3 am right now and I'm not tired in the least. I'm gonna have to get a good buzz going so I can get to bed soon and get up and make it to work in four hours. Maybe some Vodka since I'm out of beer? Shit. What a bitchen last five days it's been. I wish it could be this relaxing and awesome all the time...

Here's to Monday and a crappy return to the daily grind! Shit!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Saturday Oldies

I done got me some new fangled Bose computer speakers and I gotta try 'em out.

And I must say they ROCK! They beat the shit out of the JBL Creature Speakers I had.

An Addendum. One of my favorite Guy Clark songs. If you have never heard Guy, He's a Texas, dude and is one of the best song writers of all time IMHO. I highly recomend his albums "The Essential Guy Clark" or "Dublin Blues". You will not be disapointed.

"Spread your arms, hold your breath, and always trust your cape". Truer words have never been spoken.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Friday Night Anarchy!

I hope everybody had a very Merry Christmas! This is a wonderful time of year for family and giving and just really awesome food. Me? This is a slightly depressing time of year because the kids usually spend Christmas with their mom. But I do have great friends here who take me in. My good friends Scott and Jeannine invited me over yesterday for Christmas dinner. Scott's parents from Wisconsin were also in town. We drank Brandy Manhattans and ate a delicious ham dinner. Scott and I smoked a fabulous Griffin cigar afterward. I contributed a homemade pecan pie. That's right!!! Homemade! I made the crust, too. Yeah, I'm cool! Wassup!

Scott and I are going fly fishing in the morning along the Commencement Bay beach just north of Tacoma. Coastal cutthroat trout will likely be the catch. I bought a new pair of wading shoes with felt soles today so I'm excited to try them out.

Christmas shopping is all done for the kids. I hooked up the kids pretty good but I haven't scored the big one, yet. I am considering a dog for us and the Labrador has been on my mind. I'm also considering a Greyhound because I love that breed. I've been combing Craigs List and animal shelters for "The One" but haven't lucked out yet. Since we lost our cat a few months ago (readers who have been here awhile will remember this), all of us have been rather sad without a household pet, and the kids want a dog like really really bad. You know what I'm sayin'? The kids come home the end of next week so I still have a few days. If I can finish this beforehand, it will make their year! I'll have to make sure I capture their expressions on camera when they walk thru the door. This could be really special. I've been wanting a dog for a very long time. If any of you have suggestions please tell me because selecting a family dog is not as easy as it may sound.

Well, just thought I'd drop in and share a few thoughts. Enjoy the Holidays!

Gotta admit that I'm homesick. I wish I were home in Texas with family for Christmas, but oh well. This calls for some James McMurtry. Always an excellent choice for those mellow evenings (even loud obnoxious punkers like me have to mellow every now and then).

Crack open a cold one and give thanks.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas Steamroller Style

We are off to dad's for Christmas Eve tamales and chili followed by drunken festivities. Y'all be safe and have a Merry Christmas.
I will leave you for the next couple of days with this, my new favorite Christmas band.

Merry Christmas Everyone

I'm off to spend the night with my family and lots of good food and drink. Tomorrow we hit the alley to roll a few strikes. Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas. I will leave you with a George Strait two-fer. See ya in a couple days folks. Be safe out there!

Vanity Plates

My dad always had vanity plates on his car with the handle "Poo" on them. My dad's sister picked that nickname up from a radio DJ in San Antonio in the 70's named Bruce "Brucie Poo" Hathaway since my dad's name is James Bruce he became known as Poo. To this day there are people that know him only by that nickname. You could call his office when I was younger and ask to speak to James and more often than not the switchboard operator would tell you that no one by that name worked there, ask for Poo and you got connected right a way.

But these people have much more vivid immaginations. Some of them are hillarious. I especially like the "Eat the Kids First" one.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dear Santa

About a month ago Jourdan sat down and wrote a letter to Santa, put it in an envelope and stuck it in the mailbox. Today she went out and checked the mail and this was there.

The mailman here in Ingram actually takes the letters to Santa home and types up a return letter to the kids. Now where else are you going to find a postman like that these days? I owe that man a beer. He always makes Jourdan's Christmas special.

On a side note. If you live in Texas and you ever get a chance, get you some of this beer, you will NOT be disappointed.

Brewed with Texas peaches and pecans it has a peachy finish and is one damn good beer.

And it packs one hell of a punch.

Lift a soldiers spirits

Go here and send a wounded soldier a Christmas card and let them know how America really feels about them. Proud! You can also donate to the Emergency Christmas Relief Project (which is fucked that it even has to exist!) to help a wounded vet avoid a forclosure or utility cutoff this Christmas. Don't be put off by the donation button either. If you can't afford a donation you can still send a card for free.

Just A Reminder...

I swiped this from Grandpa Old Soldier who frequently posts some really good stuff whe it comes to our Armed Forces.

Here's just a little reminder about the families that sacrifice just as much when their loved ones are over in the shit box so we can piss and moan about the holiday traffic and the crowds at the mall. So we can feel the comfort of being safe and enjoying the time with our families.

GOD Bless the United States Military and what you all do for us! From the soldier to the new born, you will always be in my prayers. Before we say Grace on Christmas Eve, I will have a prayer of my own for you and your families. Thank you, and God Bless You always!

If this doesn't water your eyes, you aren't human... When you're sitting around the table with the family this Christmas, say an extra prayer for those who are at home fighting their own war. The war of support!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Christmas Party Re-cap

So this year's Christmas party was @ Harrah's Rincon Casino in Valley Center again. It's a nice place but way over priced and this year, we had to pay for our own drinks. What a joke! I'll pass on the free dinner if I can get free drinks out of the whole boring mess. At least that way I can deal with the phoney assholes with a smile on my face cause, well... I'm drunk!

I showed up with a great buzz after me and Z went to the gun show and drank some $8 Heinekin's. I was also working on my buzz with an empty stomach. After all these years of getting fucked up on an empty stomach I would think I might learn to get some food before I start drinking, but to no avail I said fuck it and kept drinking. Since the beers were $3 and the cocktails were the same price, I figgered I would just switch to Vodka/Cranberry. Things were going well, dinner was winding down, and people were starting to dance on the dance floor to some stupid ass Mexi music. Mesican music for a Christmas party? WTF??? Needless to say, I made my escape with no one even noticing, went back to my room, got out of my suit and tie, threw on my shorts and t-shirt and made my way down to the casino bar. I don't know how long I was in the bar before a few dudes from our party showed up and started ordering shots. At first, I was thinking I was already too smashed to throw down some shots, but when it's offered right in front of my face, I accepted. Big mistake!

The next thing I know I'm in the hallway of the hotel on the 6th floor and on the floor with three EMT dudes and a security guard looking down at me and asking if I was okay. I have no idea how long I was there, and no idea how I even got there. The EMT asked me what room I was staying in and I told him 467. He asked for my name and radio'd down to the front desk to verify that I told him the correct room. I asked him WTF the problem was and he said, "my problem is that I have a guest on the floor of the hotel fucked up and not even on the right floor." I asked him what floor I was on and he told me that I was on the 6th floor. Holy shit! How did I get here? He asked me if I needed any help getting to my room and I told him that I was fine. Needless to say, he followed me to my room and asked that I stay there for the rest of the night. I said, "no problem." and passed the fuck out.

I woke up at 11:30 yesterday morning, grabbed my shit and headed home. Man, I was really hung over and needing some water. I must've drank a gallon of water on the hour drive home. After I got home, I started unpacking my shit and realized that I left my $400 suit in my room. I called the lost and found and they said they had it, so I had to drive my another hour back up to the hotel, pick up my suit and then drive another hour back home, the whole time drinking loads of water. What a fucked up mission!

Well, today I get to work and the two dudes that I was partying with at the bar were laughing at me and asking me how I felt. I told them I felt fine and asked why they were asking. They both looked at me, "you don't remember fucking with the bartender at the bar Saturday night?" I said, "I was fucking with the bartender?"

Apparently after that shot of Patron I tried to order another beer, and the bartender told me that he couldn't serve my any more and he put a water up on the bar in front of me. Well, that just pissed me off and I started cussing the guy out and flipping him off calling him all kinds of names. He threatened to call security and I dared him as I pulled out my knife. One of the dudes I was with grabbed the knife from me and told the bartender that it was okay and that he would get me out of there. He took me around the corner and out of sight of the bartender, gave me my knife back and told me to go to my room or I was going to get arrested. He went back to the bar and I headed back to my room, except I guess I decided the 6th floor hallway would be much more comfortable than my bed on the 4th floor.

I guess I should be thankful that I didn't get arrested, robbed or my ass kicked, but what a fucked up night. This is one of those rare times when I didn't follow the rules of getting some base in the stomach before drinking like a fish. What a moron! I can only guess some of the other stories I'm going to hear in the next couple weeks about the stupid shit I did because I got drunk first!

Oh well, at least I didn't end up like this poor bastard...

Gone Hunting

I am going to take the wife hunting this week. So for the occasion she insisted, in a typical woman's fashion, on a new hat for the occasion. I dutifully obliged.

Christmas Dinner

My friend Sandi sent this to me. You'll get a kick out of it. What's for dinner?


The kids are out for Christmas Break and Eddie is in heaven.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Cocaine Santa

I know most people have seen this, but this clip is one of my favorites to watch during the Christmas season.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Saturday Funnies

I had forgotten about this until I heard Rush talk about it on the drive home from Dallas on Thanksgiving.


Wetback Area Rapid Transit

CD emailed this to me. A round of beer on me for the person who can count how many Mexicans climbed out of that van! I'm still counting! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Friday Night Fear Factory

I think Iran needs to experience some extreme temperatures don't you? How does 540,000 Degrees Fahrenheit sound stinkbeards?? Sounds good to me!

Next stop: Mecca

Friday Night Anarchy!

Let's turn back the clock.

I really I wish were old enough to see these guys tour their debut album back in, what, 73 or 74?. Can you believe they only stuck together for just this one album? I know they've been touring these last couple of years with Sammy Hagar in the line up but it's just not the same. That era is gone.

$4,700 a year.

That is the amount that Congress is fixing to give itself as a raise.

These cocksuckers have driven the United States into the shitter and they get a raise?

What about the oil execs you guys lambasted a few weeks ago? What about private jets and CEO pay? You want them to take a dollar salary and drive little shitbox hybird sissy cars while you get a $400 a month pay raise. I don't fucking think so! If you want a raise I have some stipulations that will be attached to it.

Nancy Pelosi is to give up her private jet all you fuckers should take the train or public transportation. No more limo's either, you walk, ride a bike or take a fucking cab like the rest of us. The Capitol Dining room will be closed, no more fau gras and strawberry tarts. You can have a sandwich and soup like I usually do and from now on all Congressional members, employees and staff will submit to 10 random drug tests annually.

Also to help defray the cost of this pay raise we will have to terminate your health insurance, you will be responsible for purchasing your own from here on out. If you want anything above and beyond this, you pay for it with your own money.

If you are not happy with these term, than tough shit because, I , your boss, do not approve of the job you have been doing. You have not earned a raise and most assuredly do not deserve one.

As a matter of fact. Fuck it, your fired. I will find some wetback to do your job.
Or you can all go the way of Budd Dwyer.

Nice shot man.

Dating Sucks!

I came really close to getting married about five years ago, but thanks to the good Lord above I dodged that cunt of a bullet. Whew! What a materialistic bitch she was! There is a God!

Since then, I've been on the prowl trying to find that 'perfect' psycho, and I have always found that 'perfect psycho', but not one worth giving my all to. Good things come to those who wait, right?

Living in KKKalifornia where all the women are materialistic whores, tits are fake, personality is fake and they're getting tramp-stamps left and right, I thought I would give eHarmony a chance. That eHarmony dude is always claiming that he's gonna hook some peeps up for cryin' out loud if it's the last thing he does or you get six months of useless bullshit for free. Well, eHarmony dude, you can take your website and stick it where the sun don't shine.

I figured I'd try it out and see what comes of it. What the hell?

I signed up, gave honest answers to the usual stupid questions and then got this in my inbox once again...

I guess they're not really looking for honest answers afterall.

I want my money back!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

A lie a minute

With the Chicago political machine alumni we will soon have as president,I can only imagine what the next four years will be like. I imagine something like this.

Wasted Question

Hey John, lemme just cut you off because I don't want you to waste your question...

I stole this from Stonemason. He may not like the F word, but he's on the same page... Right on Stonemason. Keep up the good work!

The new Amerikkka! We don't want to be asked pertinant questions, we want you to bow down to the Magical Negro and ask no questions, period! If you do ask questions, you will be cut off. Simple. If you're lucky, we won't put you in the concentration camp of dissenters. Bottom line, fuck you! Take it or leave it you stupid American pawn! It's '94 all over again. Different skin color, but that same old bullshit!

Let me just cut you off John...

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Government Tightens The Leash Yet Again!?

I've been receiving a lot of the same emails lately about the Ammunition Accountability Act (read bullshit act) coming into play in our near future. Our very near future. Apparently, after June 30, 2009 all ammunition manufactures are going to be required to 'code' all ammunition sold so it can be tracked by quantity and caliber(s) purchased by individual Americans. Yup, us law abiding Americans are going to be under the microscope once again, but this time, they're going to increase the power by 100x. Yup, it's that good 'ol gummint database again. Big Brother keeps getting bigger and we keep getting smaller.

Here's a little snippet from the emails that I keep receiving from my Well Regulated Militia buddies, men and women alike:

The bill that is being pushed in 18 states (including Illinois and
Indiana ) requires all ammunition to be encoded by
the manufacture a data base of all ammunition sales. So
they will know how much you buy and what calibers. Nobody can sell any
ammunition after June 30, 2009 unless the ammunition is
coded. Any privately held uncoded ammunition must be destroyed by July 1, 2011.
(Including hand loaded ammo.) They will also
charge a .05 cent tax on every round so every box of ammo you
buy will go up at least $2.50 or more! If they can deprive you of
ammo they do not need to take your gun!
This legislation is currently pending in 18 states: Alabama, Arizona,
California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois,
Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Mississippi, Missouri, New
Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South
Carolina, Tennessee, and Washington.

I checked snopes on this issue, and they are apparently still researching the claim. I consider myself pretty informed when it comes to this topic, but this is the first I've heard of it, and that really bothers me. I wouldn't put it past this increasingly tyrannical government to try and slide this one in the back door (without the courtesy of Vaseline). We continue to lose more of our freedoms by the day, so I guess I shouldn't really be surprised by it's possibility.

Paul had a great point in an email he replied back to me. The government has no fucking clue what kind of black market they will enable if this is in fact true.

Thank God the gun show is this weekend in Del Mar. I'm going to spend my entire bonus check on ammo (and maybe a re-loader on the Visa). Hell, maybe I'll max out the plastic in hopes of getting bailed out by this inefficient bullshit cock sucking government! Everyone else is. Especially the assholes who come up with these bullshit regulations.

I will continue to build my ammunition cache until I cannot afford another dime on it. We are living in some scary times people, and when the shit hits the fan, I'm going to be ready. I will not go down without a fight of major proportions and I know a lot of folks who feel the same way. A LOT! It's time to bunker down and get shit done! Join the NRA. Get informed so you can educate the masses of liberal morons who instantly equate a firearm to a murder. Take a liberal to the range and show them how fun it can be. Just do something!

These fucking asshole liberal bed-wetters are linked in the snopes post, but I can't get any of their links to open up for some reason. Apparently they are the cause of this email flying around cyberspace, but who really knows? I don't doubt anything at this point in time. If anyone can send me any information about this, it would really be appreciated. I would like to get the word out to the true Americans who believe in The Constitution and will still fight to defend it.

I really wanted to verify this Ammunition Accountability Act before I posted it, but I have come up empty on the real deal, and at this point I just want to get it out there and let you make your own decision and ask y'all if you had any factual information on the subject that you could send me.

Scary times we are living in. As law abiding gun owning Americans, we're in for a four-year ass fucking of major proportions to say the least. Say a prayer, stock up, get a friend to stock up, and bunker down people!

As for you gun-grabbing liberal assholes reading this and twisting your panties in a bunch over something you know absolutely nothing about.... BLOW ME!

Come and get it, bitch!

To end on a positive note, Patrick is shopping for a new revolver and that puts a big smile on my face. Happy shopping Patrick! Piss off a lib; buy a firearm!

Who's Your Favorite Role Model?

Don't Cheat!

This is really cool if you don't cheat, you fucking cheater!


Don't look at the answers first or GOD will kill a kitten!

1) Pick your Favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ..............

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein
2. General George S. Patton
3. JFK
4. Richard Simmons
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Rosie O'Donnel
8. Hitler
9. CharlieDelta
10.Barack Obama

I know....I just have that effect on day you too can be like me.... Believe it!

PS. You can try all night trying different numbers, but you know it's me!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Think it can't happen again REDUX

This is how I feel about the state of our union now.

We need a reset button back to the times when good men stood up for what is right in the world and not intimidated by the powers that be.

The United States Government is becoming Longshanks. Taking over every aspect of private life. Trying to control all movements of the economy and the people of the country. Be it through global bullshit initiatives, fat taxes, tobacco taxes, seat belt laws, gun laws,smoking laws, drinking laws, sex laws, drug laws, laws on top of laws and just general stupidity. We as a free people are slowly being wiped out. Wake up America...WAKE UP!!!

I got news for y'all. It did not work then and it will not work now. Free men will never submit to rule by one man.

Think it Can't Happen Here? Think Again!

Wake the fuck up America!!!

My brother sent this to me with a simple statement; "I’m still trying to figure out if it’s too late. It amazes me that out of 80+ million gun owners in the US, we can only get 4 million to join the most powerful organization fighting for our rights."

If you take anything away from this, listen to the older white haired dude at the end, “Get behind the biggest organization, make it as big as you can, join the NRA…”

Wake up America, and spread this around!!!!

I got nothing today

Since I am sitting here and the only story in the news is some fucktard (gotta keep the NC-17 rating up) that threw his shoes at Bush and the fucking bailout shit. I needed a release. This always seems to help.

F U C K!! The most awesome word ever invented!!

I told you all I'd be in a better fucking mood today.

Yesterday, one of our readers wanted to link CharlieDelta's video but told him he couldn't because there were too many fucks on this site. Now this is fucking hilarious because CharlieDelta initially thought he was calling us a bunch of fucks (which we are), but it dawned on CharlieDelta that he was merely observing our masterful command of the English fucking language. So we've contemplated toning it the fuck down, but fuck it. This is the fucking place to let out all your aggressions, and it feels fucking wonderful to just let it all the fuck out sometimes. Keeps us sane, and Al fucking Franken gets to live another day.

Thanks to labcat for this awesome fucking video link.

In all honesty, this blog is about just having some online fun, but I'll tone down the language I promise.

Have a great day. I sure the fuck am.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Minnesota Sucks

I'm hungover today. I drank too much last night but for good reason. The Cowboys whooped up on the G-Men. Eli Manning was on his back more times than Madonna! BWAHAHAHA!!!! So I'm not feeling well and am generally annoyed. Good opportunity to bitch about shit so let's start bitching.

The United States Constitution is seriously flawed. The voting age should be 30 and not 18. If you serve in the military, then you can vote at 18 for reasons that should be self-explanatory. It has been a very long time since I have been able to find any human younger than 30 with a general sense of civics and economics. These fucking kids are so unbelievably fucking stupid with their luxury cars and fancy clothes. Bunch of spoiled little brats. You're broke! Put down the Lexus and start living responsibly!

How annoying college protests must be these days. Well, they were just as annoying when I was in college, too. I was in my 20s not too long ago but I was one of the exceptional few. Unlike most of you 20-something twats, I actually knew some shit but didn't have hardly any materialistic belongings. I understood that life ain't cheap and only hard work and dedication will drive you to the finish line. I'm now 36 and own my second home. And my votes were very well informed back in the day and are even more so now. But the level of stupidity in this country has reached soaring new heights. Not ignorance; stupidity. I don't feel sorry for the poor anymore because I've learned that most poor people are poor by choice. Hell, we bailed out their mortgages only to find them right back in default! We really are a pathetic society, and Minnesota I think is a clear reflection of how incredibly stupid the average American is.

Yes, Minnesota, YOU SUCK!! The fact that this ridiculous Senate race is even close reveals how fucking lame you mosquito sucking wimps really are. Al Franken? Whenever I see your face I just want to pummel it. I am a very peaceful person. But when it comes to Al Franken, the animal in me just wants to burst out! If you ever read this, Mr. Frankenfuck, please send me an email so we can meet somewhere. I'm going to kick your fugly ass. You are an ugly little communist piss ant. You suck more cock than Barney Frank.

It stands to reason that Franken will benefit from voters too stupid to properly fill out a ballot. Don't give me this every vote counts bullcrap. If you can't follow something as simple as properly filling out a ballot, guess what? YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! Voting is a privilege and not a right, just like spandex. Voting is the most fundamentally important aspect of a self-governed society and therefore comes with significant responsibility. If you don't understand how the government is structured, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you don't have at least a G.E.D., YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you constantly bitch about government but keep electing the same officials over and over again, you guessed it, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you voted for Al Franken, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! This guy has failed at just about everything: his books suck, his jokes aren't funny, and his radio station went bankrupt. He has physically attacked people who disagree with his disgusting political ideology. The guy is insane. But somehow he will be an effective Senator working for the people. Pure fucking magic, huh?

You know why your bridge collapsed in Minneapolis? That's right, stupid people voting. Remember this picture of Al Franken. He epitomizes America today. Bunch of whiny little fucks looking for more government hand-outs. And too bad smart people like me have no where else to go. So I guess we'll just have to stick it out here with the rest of you fucking morons. Fuck Minnesota! I hope the Cowboys pummel the Vikings in the playoffs.

This concludes my bitching for today. I'll be in good spirits tomorrow, but you will probably never hear anything positive about Minnesota from me.

The word, fuck, or some derivative thereof, proudly used 9 times for this post. 10 now.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Oh Say Can You See...

Hey Paul-
Are you gonna be the chaperon when your boy takes one of these girls to the Prom? Give Samuel a high-five for me. We know his Dad has his shit together. High-Five him for me!

What is this watery substance flowin from my eyes???


It be snowing up here in Seattle! This is a big deal for us. As strange as it may sound, we don't get much snow here by the coast. Damn Pacific jet stream, convergence zone, blah blah. I was grilling chops out in the snow. Drinking beer. Awesome. I know kerrcarto's was much much better but we got our grub on, too.

Here's Samuel, my oldest, and his buddy in the front yard (Samuel in red).

Here's a shot out the back. OUTSTANDING!

Saturday, December 13, 2008


Done deal.

This chopped up mixed with some of this

And your talkin some kickass dinner.

Smokin Saturday

I just threw a Boston Butt on the pit. Gonna smoke it with pecan and apple for about 5-6 hours and see what happens.It is only about a four pound roast so it outta be rockin pulled pork sandwiches about 6 or 6:30 tonight.

The little cord hangin out the ass end is my wireless meat thermometer. My sister gave it to me for Christmas a couple of years ago and it has been put to good use.It has a pager type device that you keep in the house and it will tell you "Your entree is ready" when it reaches the correct internal temperature of the selected meat. Chicken, Pork, Beef, Fish, Turkey and I can't remember what others.

As for the pulled pork sandwiches, I will advise.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday Night Fryin'

Damn, it's been a mellow day at work today. I haven't gotten a damn thing done. Feeling really mellow right now and ready to tear it up tonight. I guess I never really got started this morning.

Thirty more minutes and I'm out of here and me and Z are gonna charge belly up to the bar at the Outback Steakhouse for a few hours and a shitload of ice cold beers. I love the 22oz. frozen mugs they serve there. Hopefully the chaunch will be out in numbers tonight.

I saw these guys about 15 years ago when they came to Jack Murphy Stadium. What a show! I don't really have much recollection of the evening, but I sure had a shitload of illegal substances in my system. I don't really remember how much acid I dropped, but let's just say I was frying my balls off the entire time. What a trip!

Friday Night Anarchy!

Another week down. Corruption is up, especially in Chicago! This one connects all the way to the President-elect! BWAHAHAHA!!!!! Some "change", huh? Pathetic! And this guy hasn't even taken the oath of office, yet! We've been saying all along; you are the company you keep.

Not ruining my Friday night! Let those government bastards cannibalize each other. Fuck 'em all!

I remember seeing these guys at Club Clearview in Dallas back in the day. Memories. Can't believe I'm still here to talk about those days. I guess I grew up at some point along the way.

Have a great weekend everybody and don't forget to pick up some of those bumper stickers kerrcarto's got posted below. Personally, I like the "FBO" sticker. I'm gettin' it!

Oh HELL yeah!/Friday Night FUCK YOU.

A fire breathing robot version of the Terror Dogs from the Ghostbusters. I got to get me one of these.
Get yours before Obama bans them.

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And my favorite country band Jason Bowlan And The Straglers.

To many choices.

I am shopping for another bumper sticker for the trooper. I need to replace my Victory sticker and since I am getting that I figured I needed an anti-obama/ liberal sticker to go along with it. Here are the choices I came up with. Which one do y'all like best?

There was another that simply said FUCK OBAMA. But being a parent and all I didn't want some kid behind me in traffic asking their parents what "Fuck" meant and I figured the FBO would get the point across. See we conservatives are not completely evil. I bet a liberal wouldn't even give a shit.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Flyin' Bitch Slap...

I haven't seen many a troll over at GrouchyOldCripple for a while. I wonder why that is? Maybe because the pussy libtard trolls have finally realized that we are in a war with Moo-slime fanatics instead of GWB? I don't know. Maybe they finally realize that GWB isn't the enemy, but liberalism is? Eh, they are still in ecstasy with that tingly feeling up their pathetic legs.

What brought me to the GOC was a link Denny posted back when OEF took off. It was a kickass link my older brother sent me from GOC where moo-slimes were getting worked over by our badass Armed Forces. Since then, I haven't been able to find the vid, but it was kickass! The best one I have ever seen!

Back then, I didn't really comment at all, I just read Denny's posts and the comments and I was hooked after that.

Another thing that hooked me was when reading some dumbass comment by an ignorant troll, coming back 15 minutes later, and then reading a great rally of bitchslapping by Denny and his regular commenter's back then. I can't tell you how many hours at work I would spend reading instead of working hoping to go back and read another few comments shutting the pussy troll down with a major bitchslapping of facts. Facts.


When the trolls come back (like a fungus) I will be looking forward to reading some bitchslapping of major proportions again. I miss that shit!

From now on, this is what I'm going to envision when a major bitchslapping goes down from GOC Central. Those are some great memories right there.


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Help For Mr. Dong Yun Yoon

I'm sure y'all have heard about the F-18 crash in San Diego Monday that killed Dong Yun Yoon's entire family and decimated his house. If not, you can read about it here.

I can't imagine what must be going to this poor man's head. I was sure that he was going to come out and first thing blame MCAS Miramar and the military for this, but to my surprise he didn't. [insert foot in mouth here]

"I pray for him (the pilot) not to suffer for this action," Yoon said at a news conference, according to The Los Angeles Times. "I know he's one of our treasures for our country."

I'm sure there are plenty of liberal assholes already doing that, but this man did not. Mr Yoon has my utmost sorrow and respect for the words he spoke today. God bless you Mr. Yoon! I'm praying for you.

I already told my family that they aren't getting shit for Christmas this year except my presence and love with them. Actually I didn't say it that way, but that's the jest of it. I talked to my Mom tonight, and she thought that was a great idea. This year, I'm going to donate the money that I had set aside for gifts. I live 15 minutes from this guys church, so there is no reason why I couldn't just drive there and donate. This man lost everything!

If anyone is interested, you can send your donations to the address at the bottom of this page, or just donate a prayer. I'm sure he could use all the prayers in the world right now.

I'm praying for the pilot as well. The guilt must be eating him up inside.

God Bless.

Christmas Is Evil..EEEVIL I Tell You!

According to this stinkbeard butt pirate, Christmas is officially evil.

The lawyer, who recently praised the Mumbai terror attacks, urged all Muslims to reject traditional Christmas celebrations, claiming that they are forbidden by Allah.
The 41-year-old shocked Christians and even those of his own faith by branding yuletide festivities as "the pathway to hellfire".
Choudary, who is chairman of the Society of Muslim Lawyers, ruled out all celebrations, including having a Christmas tree, decorating the house or eating turkey.
In the sermon posted on an Islamic website, he said: "In the world today many Muslims, especially those residing in western countries, are exposed to the evil celebration Christmas.

The evil celebration of Christmas? I must have been misinformed as a kid, because I was taught that Christmas is the time of year that you help out your fellow human being more than you would in everyday life.

"Many take part in the festival celebrations by having Christmas turkey dinners.

We have turkey on Thanksgiving also. Got no bitch about that huh?

"Decorating the house, purchasing Christmas trees or having Christmas turkey meals are completely prohibited by Allah.

Good. I would hate to have to listen to Silent Night in farsi all night long.

"Many still practise this corrupt celebration as a remembrance of the birth of Jesus.
"How can a Muslim possibly approve or participate in such a practice that bases itself on the notion Allah has an offspring?

Because it is fun, duh. And just for your info, it is practiCe with a c. Geez did you go to public school?

"The very concept of Christmas contradicts and conflicts with the foundation of Islam.
"Every Muslim has a responsibility to protect his family from the misguidance of Christmas, because its observance will lead to hellfire. Protect your Paradise from being taken away – protect yourself and your family from Christmas."

Yeah you gotta watch out for Santa Clause, if he knows you are a radical muslim and you don't leave him cookies, he will kill you. Kinda like SEAL Team 6.

Choudary is Principal Lecturer at the London School of Shari'ah and a follower of the Islamist militant leader Omar Bakri Mohammed.
Earlier this year, he led a meeting at the heart of the area where the liquid bombers lived, which warned of a British September 11.

Giving presents that don't explode to people is evil but blowing up people for some twisted form of a religion is cool? Just another justification for killing every last one of these radicals that we can.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

We have snow!

Algore must be in Texas tonight. Because it is snowing!

Hey Son, Get Me A Beer Would Ya!!

This one brought back a lot of fond memories when I was about this kids age. My Dad would tell me that if I went and got him a beer I could have a couple sips. Of course I really didn't like the taste too much back then, but it was just the fact that Dad was letting me do something Mom wouldn't really approve of that really made it appetizing to me. I would run as fast as I could to the fridge and then run back even faster.

Good times. My Mom blames my Dad for my drinking these days, but I sure as hell don't. Beer is food, and I'm hungry!

I wonder if Dr. Paul could help this kid out...

Dr. Paul

If you need any advice, whether it be for work, personal, or family problems, please don't hesitate to contact me via email. I'm here for you, and I really care. -Dr. Paul-

Dear Dr. Paul,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.

We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Edmonds, WA


Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps.

Dr. Paul

Monday, December 8, 2008

I'm Buying Japanese

Do the Big 3 need a wittle bailout? Huhhhh? Poor wittle babies. A decade of greed has caught up to you, and now we have to pay for your overpaid, under-talented union shops. Guess what? I'm buying Japanese next year!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You're just a bunch of squatters with lots of really shitty products.

I've hung in there with you guys for all these years. I've owned four Chevys and two Fords throughout my life. In fact, my current vehicles are a 1994 Chevy K1500 and a fully loaded 1994 Ford Taurus. Both are ugly mother fuckers with a combined 300,000 miles but are bought and paid for, and I know how to keep them running (haven't visited a mechanic in over a decade). Next year I plan to purchase "new" vehicles, either used over the Internet or brand spanking new off the lot. And my new vehicles won't have much of anything to do with Michigan.

See, when you loser CEOs flew to DC in your corporate jets asking for my money, you sold your soul to the devil. Instead of actually earning your obscene over-the-top salaries by driving your respective companies into the future, you chose to drive them into the ground. All you have been doing is focusing on short-term profits, completely ignoring long-term business planning and proper risk management. Where are those short-term profits now? Oops. Meanwhile, the Japanese tooled up, have been building products that people actually want (wow! what a concept!) and are kicking your butts up and down Auto Row. So, naturally, smart people like me are infuriated over this potential bail-out, but we're not surprised. Because losers are all too predictable: when the shit hits the fan, the losers hit up the taxpayers.

Toyota, Honda, and Nissan have been rubbing your faces deep in shit since the 1980s. When you cut off major funding for your electric car and other advanced programs (e.g., EV1), the Japanese were just getting started. They diversified while you placed your entire bet into one market; trucks and SUVs. And even though the Prius is a big fucking scam, there are lots of customers who want it anyway. The Prius makes them feel good. Toyota is exploiting that. You know what that's called? Really good business!! Do you realize that your short-term SUV greed has put you 10 years in the hole behind Japanese technology? Their hybrids and compacts are way better than the garbage you're trying to pump out. And it was only a matter of time before the Japanese would capture a significant share of the US truck market. You couldn't even fend that off!! Ha! You've now lost over 25% market share in the one market you hedged your entire bet on!! Losers!! And look at you now. Sold your punk asses to the devil.

You should use some of that bail-out money to buy land. You're gonna need a lot of it to store all your worthless crap nobody wants to buy. Chevrolet Volt!! Please!! I can't hold back the laughter!!!

Well, I love my country, but I aint' buying American simply for the sake of buying American. I buy from those companies that actually deserve and earn my patronage. I hear my brothers and sisters down in the South build a pretty mean Japanese machine!! Well, you got my business. And you earned the profit, Japan.

Behold, my purchases next year will include a full-size Acura sedan and the Toyota Tundra. I've been planning for a long time, and I can't wait!!! I choose not to participate in this recession, and that includes propping up companies that don't deserve it.

Whoopin Ass

My hometown high school football team The Tivy Antlers (I don't know why they picked a fucking antler don't ask) is one game away from the Texas State Finals!! They stomped the shit out Pflugerville Hendericks 45-14 Saturday with the 2nd string playing most of the second half. The last time they got this far was 20 years or so ago. I remember packing up in the car with my grandfather and driving to Houston to watch the game in the Astrodome. They had a banner at the on entrance ramp to I-10 leaving Kerrville that read "Last one out turn off the lights." and that was no shit Kerrville was empty. They got stomped that game though.

Let's not have that happen again boys.Go kick some ass.
I will be driving to watch them this weekend and then hopefully on to the State Finals!!!
Tivy fight NEVER dies!!!

Dog House

You're not the only one in the dog house. Z man actually set up his lights tonight with my help. Can you tell there were beers involved?


Sunday, December 7, 2008

Iron Sunday

I have to say IMHO this is some of the best album artwork ever. Derek Riggs was an artist in the true sense of the word.

Happy Birthday Mom!

Today Mom turns 64(err, I mean 46). We're gonna take her to breakfast at the airport cafe and have a good time. She's never been there, and she's going to love it! The food kicks ass, the girls are hot and it's really cool watching planes taking off and landing while grinding down bacon and eggs. I suspect Dad will enjoy the thumpin' of the Huey's too! I know I will...

Breakfast On!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Mom! I love you! Thank you for all you do and thank you for putting up with my crap for all these years. I love you so...

A day in infamy...

Never again.

I'm the rifle behind every blade of grass...

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Saturday Morning Stevie...

Spark one, throw on some breakfast and crank this shit!

Stevie would've wanted it that way...

Friday, December 5, 2008

High-ly recommended.

My buddy brought this (movie that is) over this evening and all I can say is. Hilarious and informing at the same time.

Friday Night Justice

O.J. got up to 33 years today. After 13 years justice was finally served.
So I am dedicating this Friday Night to him. Have fun getting fucked in the ass.

Friday Night Anarchy!

There's a lot of unrest out there. I'm pretty sure at least 40 million Americans are giving the middle finger to Washington, DC. I sure am. Earlier this I week declared to kerrcarto that I've pretty much had it. You government fucks can pass all the laws you want. Go ahead, ban plastic bags, ban guns, ban free speech, ban internal combustion, ban your daddy's stinky ass. Knock yourself out. I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want. You obviously don't listen to the American people, and so I simply won't listen to you. And I certainly won't bail you out. Catch me if you can, but I won't go down without a fight.


Thursday, December 4, 2008

And Yet Another Joke, Not of the HA HA Funny Kind

WTF is happening to my country? What the FUCK is going on? I really can't believe what I'm seeing these days. Holy shit!

I guess I shouldn't be surprised when living in this shitty state, but this one really rocked my world when I heard this bullshit on the Rick Roberts Show this morning.

A move to stop supermarkets and drugstores from offering customers plastic carryout bags is making its way through San Diego's City Hall.

Okay, STOP! A "move" to stop supermarkets and drugstores from selling goods and making money because of a fucking plastic (and/or) paper bag? Who the hell do these dumbass politicians think they are? Regulated grocery shopping is just around the corner I guess.

Several California cities already have banned the bags, despite legal action from the grocery and plastics industries.

I've heard a little chatter about Del Mar and La Jolla doing this, but that's to be expected from those hypocrital liberal assholes. These are the same fucks that buy into Al Whore's rhetoric, vote for a socialist/marxist asshole, hog as much as they can and expect everyone else to "go green", "save the earth", and "don't do as I do, but do as I say". Fuck you yuppy/hippycrits! Blow me!

Studies show the average Californian is given more than 500 of these "single-use" bags a year.

Actually, I use each and every one of them a couple times. Once to take my groceries home, and then again to either put in my bathroom trashcan for used up toothpaste, t.p. rolls, dental floss, or whatever. Other times they get used to bring home my groceries, and then are used to clean out the litter box and other trash around the house. They don't just get shit-canned. I use these bags to their full extent. I love how these fucking green assholes just assume that everything is going to waste before living in the real world.

And, that billions wind up littering the landscape, waterways and oceans.

Not like all the rubbers and hypodermic needles that these assholes love to pass out like it's candy. Do you think they give a fuck where that "plastic" ends up? Me either.

San Diego is now looking at promoting a switch to paper, and -- ultimately -- reusable cloth bags.

How about San Diego looking to get rid of the fucking morons in office who care more about plastic and paper bags than they do about the wetbacks invading our city, sapping our economy and who are wasting more of this shit than anyone else? Huh? Just a thought!

There'd be no choice of 'paper or plastic' under the proposed San Diego ordinance, modeled after laws in San Francisco, Malibu and Manhattan Beach.

Again with the fucking "ordinance". It sounds important, but it's nothing but than more liberal bullshit rhetoric aimed at dumbasses who buy into it and will keep voting for these assholes who keep bringing about more "ordinance".

Plastic carryouts would be off-limits at big supermarkets and chain drugstores -- whose lobbyists argue that cities should do more to promote recycling the bags, not just ban them.

I guess that life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness doesn't apply to the liberty of using a common sense means of bringing groceries back to one's home? My bad.

But backers of the measure say only 4 percent of plastic bags get recycled, because it just doesn't pay.

I call bullshit! Bullshit! Who's the expert with this fabricated statistic? I really want to know so I can call him/her on their liberal rhetoric. Pretty much everyone I know uses these bags after they get home for many different purposes. Picking up dog shit, recycling cans/bottles, taking lunches to work, etc. The list goes on and on!

At that same hearing, industry representatives warned that a plastics ban would create a run on paper bags -- for which the stores likely would begin charging customers.

And then the tree-huggers would wet themselves about the trees being "murdered".

And that brings the argument around to cloth bags -- whose use is growing, and encouraged by nickel discounts from a lot of supermarkets.

Yeah, nickel discounts? Fuck you! Sounds to me a lot like me having to pay CRV to force me to recycle or not get that State generated bullshit "tax" back. More money generation for the state runned morons who keep looking for ways to take more of our hard earned money. Am I wrong?

Are shoppers ready to make that switch?

Not this one.

"My sense is, 30 percent of the people jump on board right away; another 30-40 percent are waiting for everybody else to come on," says Richard Anthony, an activist with Zero Waste San Diego.

Hey Dick Anthony, of course that's what you would think. You don't know a fucking thing asshole! You can take your 30% and cram it up your ass. Hopefully the other 70% of logical San Diegans will knock your dick in the dirt like it should be. You should be strung up by your balls with plastic "one-use" bags, dickhead. Fuck you too!

I'm sure the normal people of San Diego will step up to the plate and shut this shit down, but it'll prolly get shopped to the next activist liberal judge who will negate the voice of The People like with Prop 8.

It's coming to a head, and it's not going to be pretty.

Fuck YOU San Diego politicians!


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Fuck You Greg Nickels And Your Misguided Ilk!

I was in a pretty good mood tonight until I came across this huge steamy pile of liberal bullshit.

Apparently Mayor Greg Ball-less wipes his ass with The Constitution, The Second Amendment, State's rights and ultimately the People of Seattle. Who the fuck does this asshole think he is? Fuck, I'm more than a few miles south of Washington so why should I care?

This is only the beginning of the assault on law-abiding gun owners across this country after "The One" takes office in January. This is just the beginning folks. It's time to stock up and bunker down, 'cause this shit's gonna get nasty for traditional American Conservatives.

In Seattle, the battle will be over a Washington state law that specifically reserves the "entire field of firearms regulation" to the state. Last month, the state attorney general's office issued an opinion that Nickels could not legally preempt state law with the handgun ban.

No matter. The mayor's staff announced Friday that he was proceeding with a public hearing Dec. 15 to take testimony on the proposed administrative rule that would go into effect next spring, making anyone entering city property with a gun guilty of criminal trespassing.

Criminal tresspassing? Are you fucking kidding me? What's next? Anyone on their own private property is gonna be a criminal?

This is the typical ignorant emotional response when a liberal douchebag is confronted with a question about law-abiding citizens and firearms.

"Our parks, our community centers and our public events are safer without guns,"...

It get's better (or I should say worse).

"At many properties, including City Hall, you can bring a gun if you have a concealed-weapons permit. Under this order, people with concealed weapons will be asked to give up their weapon or leave."

Hey Nickels you asshole, did you ever take the time to consider that the ones with CCW have had to go through extensive background checks and training to do so, and no... aren't the ones who are randomly blowing people away? Asshole, have you ever considered that you are just another ignorant bed-wetting liberal who soils himself at the sight of a firearm and knows nothing about them? You are one ignorant fuck!

The backdrop to Seattle's gun debate is the growing concern about crime, sometimes violent, in downtown Seattle. The downtown core's edgier neighborhoods have been havens for drugs and prostitution

Okay. So drugs and prostitution are illegal activities. No shit! What the FUCK does that have to do with a law-abiding American with a CCW? Not.A.Fucking.Thing! What better reason for law-abiding Americans with a CCW to help the useless gummint stop the out of control criminals from running the show? DUH!

This is nothing more than the usual scare tactics by the libtards trying to equate anyone with a gun as a crack-smoking, whore-banging criminal bent on shooting everything in sight.

Listen up assholes! We are not the fucking problem! Criminals are the fucking problem. That's why they are called criminals and not law-abiding Citizens!

Props to Knute Berger for stepping up with a common sense statement.

In a column for the local online newspaper, Crosscut, veteran journalist Knute Berger argued that citizens who may have good reason to feel threatened in the city's backcountry-like parks have every right to go there legally armed.


I have a few beers for Joshua Penaluna who made a logical statement after being shot at the "Folklife" (hippy) Festival. Right on Joshua!

"I think this ordinance is nothing more than a classic governmental way of trying to put a Band-Aid over a problem instead of finding a solution."

The only thing I could add to that is, "hey government assholes! how about you start fucking cracking down on the criminals with the illegal weapons instead of us who help you do your jobs by carrying ourselves? I have your fucking 'ordinance' hangin'!"

Fuck YOU Nickels, and Fuck YOU liberals that keep electing ignorant assholes who don't know a fucking thing about anything!

Paul, I hope Washington State knocks Nickels dick in the dirt with this one. I really hope The People stand up and shut this debacle down! Who knows, maybe your Gov. won't shop this one to liberal activist judges like Kalifornia did with Prop 8. I'm praying for you guys!

FUCK! I'm off to catch up with Kelly's Heros on AMC. I need to reflect on when this country had a fucking pair, men were men and liberals sucked on their sippy cups while watching MEN with BALLS run this country!

By the way, Paul. After reading this, I have decided what I'm gonna get you for Christmas. Keep it in the garage until the SHTF, 'cause it's gonna come in our lifetime man.



In The Meme Time

I found this over at H2o's.
What say you? Bold type any one of the below that you have done in your life.

1. Started your own blog

2. Slept under the stars

3. Played in a band

4. Visited Hawaii

5. Watched a meteor shower

6. Given more than you can afford to charity

7. Been to Disneylandworld

8. Climbed a mountain

9. Held a praying mantis

10. Sang a solo

11. Bungee jumped

12. Visited Paris

13. Watched a lightning storm at sea

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch

15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty

18. Grown your own vegetables

19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France

20. Slept on an overnight train

21. Had a pillow fight

22. Hitch hiked

23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill

24. Built a snow fort

25. Held a lamb

26. Gone skinny dipping

27. Run a Marathon

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice

29. Seen a total eclipse

30. Watched a sunrise or sunset

31. Hit a home run

32. Been on a cruise

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person

34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

35. Seen an Amish community

36. Taught yourself a new language

37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person

39. Gone rock climbing

40. Seen Michelangelo’s David

41. Sung karaoke

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt

43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant

44. Visited Africa

45. Walked on a beach by moonlight

46. Been transported in an ambulance

47. Had your portrait painted

48. Gone deep sea fishing

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris

51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling

52. Kissed in the rain

53. Played in the mud

54. Gone to a drive-in theater

55. Been in a movie

56. Visited the Great Wall of China

57. Started a business

58. Taken a martial arts class.

59. Visited Russia

60. Served at a soup kitchen

61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies

62. Gone whale watching

63. Got flowers for no reason

64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma

65. Gone sky diving

66. Visited a Nazi concentration camp

67. Bounced a check

68. Flown in a helicopter

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy

70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial

71. Eaten caviar

72. Pieced a quilt

73. Stood in Times Square

74. Toured the Everglades

75. Been fired from a job

76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London

77. Broken a bone

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person

80. Published a book

81. Visited the Vatican

82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem

84. Had your picture in the newspaper

85. Read the entire Bible

86. Visited the White House

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

88. Had chickenpox

89. Saved someone’s life

90. Sat on a jury

91. Met someone famous

92. Joined a book club

93. Lost a loved one

94. Had a baby

95. Seen the Alamo in person

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake

97. Been involved in a law suit

98. Owned a cell phone

99. Been stung by a bee

100. Read an entire book in one day