Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tales from the Pacific Northwest

I returned from my trip a couple of days ago. I finished my Idaho work Friday afternoon, and my colleagues in Missoula weren't ready. There went the Montana leg of my trip, and I was a little disappointed because I wanted to travel Highway 200 through northwest Montana. But, whatever...I found myself finished for the weekend and only 30 minutes south of British Columbia. My boss and his wife decided to head south to Coeur d'Alene for the weekend and I decided to head north.

Selkirk Loop

The International Selkirk Loop is a 280-mile scenic byway. The southern loop runs through Priest Lake and Sandpoint, Idaho. The eastern loop runs north from Sandpoint through Bonners Ferry, north to the US Port of Entry in Porthill, Idaho, and along Kootenay Lake in British Columbia. The north loop commences via ferry from the northeast shore of Kootenay Lake. After that, a short drive west to Nelson. The western loop runs south from Nelson to the Colville National Forest and through the US Port of Entry at Metaline Falls, Washington.

How do I put this... Just WOW!!!! The picture here is facing northwest from the southeast shore of Kootenay Lake. This is probably one of my better photographs (my eye is good when I'm sober). Me and CharlieDelta will have to come up here together in my boat and get our fishing on.

BC-3A dead-ends at the north end of the lake, and you have to take a ferry ride across. The highway takes you west to Nelson, BC, which is where the movie Roxanne was filmed. Be sure to click on the photos for high resolution action.

Nelson is pretty damn cool, except for the hippie factor. Normally, I can tolerate hippies but this place was too fucking much. Anyway, Nelson, British Columbia pictured below.

I proceeded to have a delicious dinner on the lake and got hammered with several Canadians and a guy from Jersey that evening. I was astonished at how conservative the Canadian blokes were. One was talking about how Canada should round up the Muslims like America did to the Japanese during WWII. Evidently, the Muslims are forcing their culture down Canada's throat and becoming more aggressive and disrespectful (sound familiar?)! And another bloke was making fun of us "Yankees" (that's what they call us) for even considering the concept of socialized medicine. "Since I have to wait 6 fucking months to get my teeth cleaned, I just drive to either Idaho or Washington and pay one of you Yankees to do it for me! We have the best medical system in the world provided that we don't use it! Dumb-ass Americans getting dumber by the day!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love Canada. I always have!

13 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Damn dude, that sounds like a killer mission. Great pictures! That definately looks like some good fishin'too. Maybe we could use some of those dirty hippies as stink bait...

kerrcarto said...

Glad to hear your not dead.

Anna said...

By any chance, Is your company/job/business/employer hiring?
;-)

Claudia said...

WOW! Those pictures are breathtaking, Paul. I'll keep them on my big screen, one after the other, for a couple of days. I'll get a print-out when the printer is fixed. Thanks!

Glad you had a good trip. Yep! We're not a bad bunch in Canada. Low-keyed and realistic. A bit fed up, from sea to sea, with the "turbaned foreigners". "Time for a round-up". That's what we say in Ontario. I'm afraid it's a bit too late...

Paul said...

kerrcarto, thanks bud. Alive and kickin'. I've been rather silent because I've been a little pissed at GOC and Supergurl for posting my drunk ass pix from blownstar. Whatever. My fault for getting so fucked up.

Claudia, Canada is one of my favorite destinations, period. I've stumped through your country on numerous occasions and always a great time hanging out with Canadians and tipping back cold ones.

Anna, yup! We're always hiring. People think that they can handle this line of work only to just realize after a few weeks that this shit is hard!!! We do have our perks, but technical writing and ninja number crunching simply sucks for most people. That's why I make some pretty good money; a niche market. Denny should be proud of me.

Maeve said...

Next to the Irish, the Cannucks have the best Whiskey.

PeggyU said...

Paul: Could have been worse. You could have been that guy you got pictures of. At least you don't have the ugly shorts and a face full of nettle. ;)

Next time you go north, come back down through Blaine and say "hi". We might even feed you or something.

CharlieDelta said...

Paul-
Dude, you're good people. Wasted or not, you're good peeps! Fuggit man! All us whiteboys look the same anyways right?

Let's get drunk and rope some fish out of that kick ass fish-ropery known as the Selkirk Loop!

You gotta let me know when it's hittin'...

Maybe we can kidnap kerrcarto and a few cases of Shiners, smuggle them acoss many State Lines, and rope some "___________". What's in there Paul? I have about four days of Vacation left, and it would be bitchen to use them wisely...

Lemme know. I'm not afraid of the rain, dude. Or the heat. Or anything else that might inhibit ropage...

Fuck it dudes, let's go fishin'...

Claudia said...

Paul -

I saw that photo on GOC. I wrote I love ya no matter what...I've met too many boozed Canucks to reject a Yank who's got one too many. Plus it was Crown Royal!!!You had to empty the bottle...

Now let's see ya with a catch of fish and a big grin...All the Canadian girls have CD's photo pinned on their walls. You don't want to miss your chance, do ya?

Anna said...

Hey Paul, the 'lymptards are protesting our soldiers on Exit #119 (Fort Lewis)on Saturday
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/peace_through_
superior_meditation/
Please gather some friend and support the troops if ya can
;-)

Paul said...

anna, yeah, I know the exit. I see both supporters and protesters up there all the time. I honk and wave to the supporters and honk and flip off the protestors.

Me and the gang are headed off to Ocean Shores this Saturday and will pass underneath that exit. I'll be sure to take the exit and start some shit with the protesters for a few moments. Tell you what, I'll egg one of them and take a picture. Or how about a SuperSoaker? How does that sound?

PeggyU said...

A SuperSoaker full of KoolAid would be fun ... but I don't know what constitutes assault in this state. Don't lose out on your outing just to yank their chains ;)!

You could get pictures of them. Although if any of them are scantily clad, please don't. That's never pretty.

SuperGurl said...

sorry, i didn't know you didn't want your pic posted. i only posted the retaliation pic, the rest were posted by your brothers.

but i am sorry. you didn't like the super paul pic? my mom called me to tell me how much she loved it. reconsider, k?

would it make you feel better if i posted a nice one? i have several! let me know.

beautiful pics and post, thanks for the roadtrip..