Friday, August 8, 2008

Are you ready for some Footballllllllllll???????!!!!!!!

If you could care less about football, then don't bother with this post...

Its time kids. The NFL 2008 season is finally here! Preseason Week 1 has already started. The New York Giants are the defending Super Bowl Champs, and the Dallas Cowboys are poised to knock the Giants off that glass house! Nevermind the fact that Dallas has not won a playoff game since 1996. But the Cowboys now have the best team in place since their Super Bowl runs during the 1990s. The Cowboys now have the offensive speed the team has desperately needed (Felix Jones), and we now have some serious serious depth in our secondary (Mike Jenkins and Adam Jones). I believe these three acquisitions represent the missing components. The team is now complete. They should make the run. If they can't do it this year, then Tom Landry will turn in his grave.

Speaking of Super Bowls, listen up children, the NFC East has now gathered 11...count 'em...11 Super Bowl crowns, and Dallas owns 5 of them. That's right bitches! That's why we're called the "Beast of the East." Thank the good Lord Jerry Jones didn't allow the NFL to remove the Cowboys from the NFC East when the league restructured a few years ago. The NFC East rivalries are unmatched in all of professional sports. The Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburgh Steelers, and San Francisco 49ers have a combined 15 Super Bowls! How you like dem apples?!!

There is no doubt that da Boyz are poised for another Super Bowl run. And! This is the last season at Texas Stadium, which makes this year very very special for all of us Cowboys fans and Dallas natives such as myself. We could potentially see an NFC Championship at Texas Stadium! How sweet would that be? My NFC Championship pick: Cowboys/Vikings.

My Super Bowl pick: Cowboys/Chargers. Why the Chargers? They're more mature; they've made some pretty good offseason moves, they have probably the best running game in the NFL behind Minnesota, Rivers is getting much much better, and the AFC elites like New England and Indy are weakening. So its time for San Diego to crank that shit up! Right, CharlieDelta??!! AFC Championship pick: Chargers/Jacksonville

Now. Time to rub it in...



And for all you fans who have been around since the 1970s, let's relive some history together...

9 comments:

Denny said...

Dude! The Cowboys suck!

Maeve said...

Meh.........life begins when hockey season starts..........
;)

CharlieDelta said...

Love the old school footage Paul. Bitchen!

Too bad the pusification of the refs doesn't allow good hits like those any more...

Paul said...

Denny doesn't believe.

That 1 Guy said...

Did Dallas finally get a pro team?

:)

Anna said...

Paul.. I'm extremely disappointed in you. You .. of all people not backing the Hawks. YOU SUCK!
As I sit in my season ticketed seat. I'll be thinkin' of ya buddy
Besides... there's nothing more serious than a Seahawk tailgate party. That's the true prerequisite to a good team anyway
;-P

CharlieDelta said...

Anna-
Yeah, I know you Seattle fans that come down here, tailgate and start fights and shit. You're almost at the same level as the Raider fags/fans. Tell your buddies that we are there to have a good time too would ya?

HA HA! Just kiddin' Anna. It's great to be belly up to the bar watchin' a game and talkin' shit, but I would rather be fishin' or campin' than be at Qualcomm. As a season ticket holder, I'm sure the parties in the parking lot are a lot of fun! As for me, I would rather stay in the parking lot and party with the masses over many cold ones. The pisser is much closer and easier to find...

Paul-
After Tomlinson cried like a little bitch, I lost all respect for the Super Chokers. At this point, I hope Dallas crushes them. There's nothing worse than a whiney little bitch...

Tell ya what... When the Chokers choke, I'll FedEx you a twelver of your choice of brew. Plan ahead dude... It's gonna happen!

Just make sure that you get drunk first...

greg said...

Alright, now, we don't need to hate on Indy.

Rob Cooper said...

Of course, you're assuming that Jones will stay out of trouble/jail. Unfortunately, getting in trouble or thrown in jail is what he has been best at since the Titans drafted the moron in the first round 3 years ago.