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Monday, August 4, 2008

Badass Fighter

This Is The F35 Lightening II, a.k.a. One Badass Fighter:

What a rush this must be! I can only imagine...

Christmas is not too far off. I bet if y'all start putting away some money now, you can get me one of these by December 25th. I'm taking donations too, and will have my PayPal account set up soon if you prefer that method. Thanks in advance...

Update: I changed the video because there was a better clip of the F35 Lightning II. The touch n' go towards the end hooked me. Call me wierd, but I love that shit!

I'm not picky though... Whatever y'all can afford would be great. At the very minimum, I am hoping to reach my goal of 0.00000000001% of the down payment, unless you know someone who can cosign for me.

Please reach deep into those pockets folks and help a boy achieve his dreams of being a fighter pilot.

Patrick, like the A10, this badass is single crew flight. One man in total control of every aspect of the aircraft. Pretty badass if you ask me. If you can come up with the funds, lets go take a collosal TNT steamer on Tehran...

3 comments:

Claudia said...: What a beautiful takeoff!

Didn't know what to do with my 1000Canadian pennies. Now they're worth more than yours. Meet you at the border with the package. Anything for you, CD.; August 4, 2008 at 9:14 PM
patrick said...: I'll take the red eye to Tehran in one of these.; August 4, 2008 at 10:17 PM
red collar said...: If I'm not mistaken, that was an X prototype not too long ago. Very nice.; August 5, 2008 at 8:25 PM

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Monday, August 4, 2008

Badass Fighter

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