gottagetdrunkfirst: My Office Is Complete...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Office Is Complete...

...Well, almost complete. I knew I was missing something, but I didn't know what. Now I only need a little mini-fridge next to the crapper, and I'll never have to get up:

I just wanna know who left that Miller Genuine Crap on my desk...

12 comments:

kerrcarto said...: You got one shitty office man!; September 24, 2008 at 9:04 PM
Claudia said...: I like what you write CD. You know that I do, don't you? Someone mean and nasty would probably say your computer seat explains the shitty writing. I would NEVER say that. I adore what you write! Actually the seat will probably inspire you to write even better if possible...

Your forever fan.; September 24, 2008 at 10:45 PM
CharlieDelta said...: kerrcarto-
LOL. I knew one of you were gonna bust something out about my shitty office, and then Claudia came out of no where with the shitty writing of mine...

I guess the first step is admitting that I have a problem...

Claudia-
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA! Thank you darlin'! You and I may have gotten off on the wrong foot, but at least we didn't step in it! ;-); September 24, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Claudia said...: Wrong foot? I don't remember...I know you're the only man in my life who received a long, public love message in CAPITAL LETTERS...It certainly surprised me!!!!; September 24, 2008 at 11:05 PM
CharlieDelta said...: And it still makes me snigger about it! ;-); September 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM
Claudia said...: You know it's been deleted? Denny was so kind. He did it for me. I couldn't not let that horrible woman say anything bad about you ;-); September 25, 2008 at 12:36 AM
PeggyU said...: Here you go CD :)

I found a couple of things to make your office even crappier ...

You're welcome ;) !!!; September 25, 2008 at 1:32 AM
CharlieDelta said...: PeggyU-
As if I needed some help...; September 25, 2008 at 2:05 AM
Claudia said...: PeggyU - You're a riot...I bet some girlish dimwits will buy the BozObama doll. I'm surprised, when you cleaned the garage, you didn't send your live spiders to CD.; September 25, 2008 at 1:25 PM
PeggyU said...: Claudia: I tried. Spiders don't cooperate. But that cardboard Obama thing is actually more useful than the real item. At least this you can stick Post It notes to...; September 26, 2008 at 12:38 PM
CharlieDelta said...: PeggyU-
I can think of many things to do to the cardboard cut out of that douche! Target practice is the first thing that comes to mind, but that's illegal so I guess I can't do that... (wink,wink); September 26, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Claudia said...: A dart board, below the belt...Ouch!!!; September 26, 2008 at 2:07 PM

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Office Is Complete...

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