I've got to much pussy distracting me in the office.
Also, if you have a cat and want to get him some treats. Go get them some of these. Eddie absolutely LOVES them. We used to keep them on top of the refrigerator until he saw me put them away one day. Next thing I hear is crashes coming from the kitchen. Sure enough, he got up on top of the fridge, knocked the treats off and was trying to get into the container. I will have to record him one day. He is one silly cat.
Update: It must be a real epedimic if they have to write this program.
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I clicked on the photo. Lovely Kerrcarto. Beautiful animal, and quite in charge of the situation...
What a pretty baby. I'll take him if you would like.
H2O, you would have to fight my dad. Eddie is his cat, but the office is at dad's house so he pesters me when Dad is not around or not busy bringing in lizards or hummingbirds or squirrels or, I shit you not once, a live jackrabbit. He is a hunter for sure.
Spoiled to the bone.
I'll have to give those a try.
Not only does Osgood know "his" cupbord for treats, if he hears the "dogs" cupbord he'll come running.
That's funny dude. Mine does the same thing. I don't know what it is about keyboards and paperwork, but Bunker can't stay away when I'm drunk-typing or paying bills...
Pussy distracts me at my office too bro.... At least he hasn't brought and Jackelope or Chupecabra, bleeding into the office.... My last girlfriend I had before wedded bliss had a Jack Russell who was smarter than the average dog. He finagled a five pound bag of jelly beans out of the pantry and ate the whole bag. By the time she got home from work, he was in a sugar-fueled rampage through her one bedroom apartment. He ate her expensive high heels-found her porn vid collection-and broke a leg off of the coffee table.... ah life would be a lot less satisfying with out our fur covered, lovable pains in the ass.
Have you pet your pussy today?
I also get surprises. He brought in a tree frog once...that frog had Salem barfing up his morning chow...
Paul? Have you pet your pussy today?
I didn't know that cats like to gnaw at straw and artificial flowers. My two cats, called Double and Trouble, destroyed my brand new Easter hat. The best toy they ever had....
Paul? Have you pet your pussy today?
God ... where to start with the critters? Why do we invite animals into our houses?
You haven't lived until you've seen a cat get an enema because he ate a piece of gold mylar ribbon off of a birthday gift. Glad I'm not a veterinary technician! (What - you didn't think the vet would do that job, did you?)
Man, one of my cats loves to get up and get between me and the keyboard on occasion. Cute as hell.
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