Friday, October 31, 2008

I Think I've Found The Perfect Girl For Nicholas

11 yrs. old, and she can take down and reassemble quicker than it takes me to think about it...

Her father should be very proud! I know I would be!

The function check is the topper! Awesome!

Friday Night Evilness

I really wanted to post the Diamond Head version since it's their song, but the quality of sound really sucked. Besides, I like these dude's version better. Happy Halloween you evil fucks!


Friday Night Fuck You

I thought this appropriate for tonight. Some Helloween.

Friday Night Anarchy!

Happy All Hallows' Even kiddies!!!!

And here's some Old Skuuull!! Can't party on Halloween without Mercyful Fate.

This is the loudest holiday of the year! I'm taking the kids around the neighborhood and then we're off to a Halloween party. Y'all be safe. Don't drink and drive!!!

Cheers! Spark 'em up!

Illinois vs Iraq

My aunt sent me this. I had thought of posting something similar the other day but why not let somebody else write it for you. I'm lazy like that.

Pull out of Iraq ?
Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago !

Body count:
In the last six months:
292 killed (murdered) in Chicago ;
221 killed in Iraq .
Chicago .... Who Runs it:
Senators: Barack Obama & Dick Durbin
Rep: Jesse Jackson Jr.,
Illinois Gov: Rod Blogojevich,
Illinois House leader Mike Madigan,
Illinois Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),
Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley)

.....our leadership in Illinois .....all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago .
Of course, they're all blaming each other!

Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.
Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look 'em up if
you want).
Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois . And he's
gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us!

Wake Up America !

Democrats must have the opposite of the midas touch. They turn everything to shit. Just look at what happens to every city or state that is run by demorats. Chicago, Louisiana (until recently), Michigan, California (sorry The Tuwminatow is a Democrat) just to name the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Crime rate, budget, poverty all out of control and they blame Bush. I can't wait for them to run the Country. Can you?

How's That Guilt Treatin' You, Whitey?

This one is dedicated to you white folks who continue to feel guilty for no reason...

I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I don't know who
You blame me for slavery
A hundred years before I was born

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white

I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I don't know who
You blame me for slavery
A hundred years before I was born

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white

I'm a convict
Of a racist crime
I've only served
Thirty six years of my time

I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I don't know who
You blame me for slavery
A hundred years before I was born

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being RIGHT!

This version is a little faster...

...guilty of being RIGHT!

Guilt away Cracker!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Message From Joe


Flush the turd!

Nooooo!!!!!!! Not the Australians!!!!!!!!!!

I've always been a huge Australia fan. I don't know why. Maybe its because the continent is so remote. Maybe because of the geography and wildlife. Maybe because they're awesome ale drinkers! I hear Australian women are pretty damn hot, too, and with that sexy accent! But probably because many of us Americans view Australia as one of the last frontiers of freedom. One thing is for sure. Australia is on my "things I absolutely have to do before I die!" list. And I was fucking pissed off after the bombing in Bali. Asshole muslims. Anyway...

This sucks. Read this!

I know we have some Australian readers here at GottaGetDrunkFirst so please clarify this story. Say it isn't so! And don't roll over like a bunch of bed wetting liberals in San Francisco. Fight this bullshit! Wanna end up like China? I didn't think so.

Flowers =)

It's a rough life.

All this election crap doesn't seem to bother Eddie any.

The Beginnings Of A New Friendship

Fuck! Kalifornia sucks ass so much! I finally have the chance to build the rifle that I've always wanted as a kid, but since you bed wetting liberals cling to emotion before checking facts, I'm going to have to build it Kalifornia Legal! I'm sure you don't even know what that means; Kalifornia Legal.

Here's a link to the Kalifornia bullshit firearms laws. Have at it. It's a few years old, but it seems there's another bullshit law just around the corner every year because of the liberal ignorance. Have at it! I dare you! There will be a quiz at the end of this. You.Will.Fail.This.Quiz.

Again, tell me why or how this bullshit law is going to stop people bent on robbing, raping and killing from robbing, raping and killing. You can't, can you? Nope!

I wish I had a better word for you, but it's really quite simple. Actually, it's two words... Unlike Biden, I know how to count.


You bed wetting liberals in this state will never have a clue about firearm design, firearm mechanics, firearm function or (God forbid) firearm safety. It's drilled in you heads that all guns are bad, and you let your emotions take over your illogical thought. Maybe you should look into the facts for a change instead of living vicariously through hollywierd and violent movies designed to make your kids immune to violence and aggression? Maybe you should learn a little about firearms, take your kids to the range, and actually teach them that it's not the inatimate object that kills people, it's the asshole bent on killing people who kills people? Maybe you should turn off that American Idol bullshit on your television, that dumbass slut Brittany/Paris/whoever and sit down with your kids and talk. Maybe play a game of Monopoly or Battleship. Hell, I was always cool playing "Go Fish" with my folks when I was a kid. How about being selfless for a fucking change? How about trying to preserve a quality of life known like none other for your kids?

Just a thought...

You choose to ignore the facts, and that's why I'm stocking up on Louisville Sluggers. Hell, Phillies just won the World Series tonight, so I'm sure TB will have a few extra bats to spare. Maybe I can get them on the black market cheap. Maybe even @ I wonder if there will be a baseball bat show around the corner? I'll be waiting for you libs to claim the 'baseball bat show loophole' any time. Don't let me down libs...

I guess if it looks "scary" to you, then it should be illegal huh? Even though you have not a clue about it's operation or it's weight in Gold when bonding a father and son, a mother and daughter, a father and daughter, a mother and son, a brother and sister, a sister and brother, or when defending the freedoms that our forefathers wanted us to preserve? Think about it, if you can...

Nevermind, it's all about cosmetics with you isn't it?

When the time comes for you to turn in your Louisville Slugger and the criminals don't, I'll be laughing at you while pitying you at the same time. I'll also be re-loading...


Thanks to the politicians in this fucked up state, by the time I'll be able to build it and make it legal, there will be some new bullshit law in the liberal books that doesn't make sense, yet makes a law-abiding citizen like myself some kind of 'criminal' for having a legit rifle. Typical of this fucked up state.

Swing, batter...

Fuck you Kalifornia!

I guess my title makes a little more sense with a picture of my newest friend.


Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The Wonders Of Alcohol

Oh man. There is a GOD! At least no one has me on film doing this to the bbq grill @ the Blownstar Blodgemeet down by the river. Well, I hope to hell no one has me on film doing this to the grill or I'm going to have to check myself in to the Betty Ford Clinic and then swallow my shotgun...

Yeah I Know...I'm Clinging To 'Em


Replace "ZOMBIES" with "liberal assholes" and we have a winning ticket guaranteed!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Just for a little brevity

Politically, how did it ever come to this?

Traditional conservatives and moderate independents are probably wondering how it ever came to this? Nationally, even though the percentage of undecided voters exceeds Obama's margin, one can only marvel at how such a radical individual could accomplish this feat. After all, America has historically been a moderate-to-slightly-conservative country. There is no doubt that liberalism has been on the rise since the 1960s but Obama's form of liberalism is unlike anything this country has seen since Woodrow Wilson.

One needs only to look at history to understand the psychology behind America's vote this year because history tends to repeat itself. Since the dawn of man, technology represents the only significant agent of change, seriously. And while social behaviors have also changed, mankind's primal instinct has not; therefore, using this logic, history is the most effective tool to use when trying to understand, in the words of Vince Lombardi, "What the hell is going on out there??!!"

Now to the point; the rise of both the Communists and the National Socialists provide perfect examples of what is happening to this country. During both of those revolutions, the Russian and German economies were tanking, particularly Germany's.

The Treaty of Versaille was economically unfeasible, and I don't think any historian of average intelligence would argue that point. And, consequently, post-World War I Germany was a land of sufferage. The poeple had nothing to work for because all of Germany's economic output essentially belonged to the countries she attacked. Her people felt trapped. And slowly, Germany's society and subsequently its economy, along with the rest of Europe (which depended heavily on Germany's engineering skills), declined into depression. This is the short of it, obviously.

Adolf Hitler and his National Socialists essentially rose "overnight." And you know the rest of the story.


Because a society becomes most vulnerable to radicalism when times are very very bad. Let's face it. America is in big trouble. The fat cats in Washington and Wall Street have fucked us, and we the people no longer believe that the government works for us. So now we'll do whatever it takes to tear it down, no matter the consequences.

It only takes some powerful rhetoric packed full of gleaming generalities, delivered by a charismatic individual, to capture and kick the dog while its down.

And, unfortunately, the most downtrodden all the way to average middle class Americans are drinking this toxic soup down to the bottom of the bowl. Anything to rid ourselves of the current status quo, just like the Germans did. This is very short-sighted behavior but, like I said, humans have behaved like this before. I hope America is ready for the "change" it is voting for, and I pray that we don't end up like Germany did. As we all know, Germany has never fully recovered from Adolf Hitler and World War II. I am in no way calling Obama a Nazi. I am merely drawing parallels between our society and Germany's prior to the rise of the radical.

Welcome to Hell.

As Glenn Beck said this morning, I wish I could cryogenically freeze myself for the next four years.

Monday, October 27, 2008

'tis the season

Make A Note

I got an email from Red Collar today telling me that he's moved. Go check him out of you don't already. It's nice to have another friend from the North with like minded conservative views. Check him out dammit!

Allah Ak..... DOH!

Enjoy your stay in hell assholes! BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!


I went down this morning and put my two cents in the American piggy bank of votes. It went fast only took me about 10 minutes and I was done. Funny thing was that I could not remember my precinct and since I had renewed my drivers license over the internet last time (you can do that in Texas no waiting in line) I did not receive a voters registration card. I had to ask the dude at the front where to go to find out what polling station to get my ballot. He kept giving me this funny look scanning me up and down. He eventually walked over to a lady that was standing towards the back and they mumbled back and forth too each other a couple of times after which he came over and told me that I needed to see the lady in the red shirt. I did. She gave me kind of a goofy look as I walked up and handed her my drivers license. She greeted me and asked me my problem. I told her I forgot the precinct I lived in and needed to be reminded. She looked up my info and directed me to the correct table. I walked over greeted the two ladies and signed my name and initialed the box, all the time feeling these two ladies eyeballing me, selected my ballot and headed off to vote. All the time wondering what the funny looks are about. I filled in my ballot making sure to get the whole box filled in so the machine could figure out who I voted for. I finished up walked over fed the machine my ballot and told the guy working the machine to have a nice day he looked at me said thank you and told me to have a nice day also all the while grinning at me. I don't know what the problem was with the people at the polling place today. They sure did give me some weird looks.

Fucking weirdos.

Asshole! Yeah, You, Asshole!

I would love some time in the ring with this asshole! Seriously, some serious time in the ring with this fat fucking piece of shit! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Mike, you have to be the biggest asshole known to man. Your ignorance screams assholiness! If I ever met you face to face, I would give you a head-butt and kick you in your pussy. You have to be one of the biggest assholes to ever spew your assoliness! Asshole.


Fuck you too Larry King!! You have to be one of the biggest assholes on Prime Time! I can't believe you haven't been given a swirly yet you fucking fuck!


Plumbers for Obama? BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAH! That's almost like "Sportsmen For Kerry". BWAHAHAHHA! What a fuckin' joke!

What a fuckin' joke!

Sunday, October 26, 2008


While sitting watching the World Series tonight a thought came to me. Was that a shitty deliverance of the National Anthem or what? I'm not talking Roseanne shittyness, but why do all these stars try to put a personal "twist" on it. Can we not keep somethings holy? Sing the song like it was written. Is that so hard to do. It's only been around for over 200 years you think you could have learned it by now. Shit! Now to the Marine that sang the 7th inning stretch. Kudos dude, you nailed it. That is how an American anthem is supposed to be sung! Heart, conviction and true to the song. Not some made up shit you came up with in your hotel room. Anyway for some reason it struck a nerve with me so just for the idiot ( some lady ) who sang the SSB tonight. You did not deserve the applause you got. Sorry but it was crap.

But, if you feel you must put your own spin on it. At least make it good. Maybe something like this perhaps?

Ya see how it is done? You can re-tool it just not with all the "LaAaAaAaAaAand of the FreEeEeEEeeEeeeeeEEE and theEeEeeEeeEeeE HoOooOoOOOme oOoOOoOOf the BraAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAaaave" shit.

Our first award

H2O was nice enough to name us Super Scribblers. That about fits the jist of our blog. Scribbling. Thanks you call tool drink of water. I guess since we have to name five others I will start and Paul and CD will just have to add to it.

1. The Disgruntled Truck Driver
2. Supergurl

Go here to find out all you need to know about super scribbling and the links to all the other super peeps.

3. This guy kicks ass!
4. And these dudes...

Forgive me if they're not scribblers, but they are pretty badass if you ask me...

C'mon Jackson, what you got???

Better Than Coffee

Put your coffee down and turn your speakers up...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

This is what Kerrcarto's doing tonight...

I fucking love this mother fucking song!!

Get well, kerrcarto.

Saturday Sickness

Still feeling a little shitty and that really sucks cause it's about 80 degrees outside not a cloud in the sky and I was supposed to be off to a BBQ cookoff with Robert. But alas I will stick to doctors orders and refrain from to much alcohol and just enjoy the day at the house with a six pack of Shiner Bock. Damn this ear infection! Oh well maybe next time. I can always live by proxy through music.

Have a great Saturday Y'all.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday Night Domination

I only got to see these guys live once about 10 years ago, and it had to be one of the loudest, most aggressive shows I've ever seen in my fucking life. RIP Dimebag! Crank it bitches!

Friday Night Fuck You

Sorry about the light posting. I've had a killer ear infection for the last couple days and work has been insane. I hate having to work a computer monitor with a splitting headache. I spent all of yesterday in bed with a mild fever and sore throat. Then I spent most of this afternoon in the emergency room. I hate it when school starts back up, the kids bring home some nasty shit.

Anyway here is some Maiden from thebest live album ever recorded. Rock out with your cock out!

Friday Night Anarchy!

This one's for LabCat... Rock on, sister!

Masked Bandits

Some big fucking rats paid us a visit last night. They're known as raccoons but, just like the squirrel, get 'em wet and they are nothing more than just really fat fucking rats. You are probably wondering why the cat food is outside...

We've been living in this house now for 7 weeks. We kept our cat, Cassinova (orange tabby), in the house for two weeks. He acclimated and we then let him loose. See, Cassi is an indoor/outdoor cat and was the best mouser ever. He was also very lovable and a wonderful companion for our little family.

Cassinova disappeared last Monday. At first we thought he was just on an adventure and would return but he never did. He could have been stolen. I took the opportunity to introduce myself to some more of my new neighbors and then inquired. They all said that they had seen him but before he disappeared. We're used to raccoons and so was he, but we fear that he just wasn't quite ready for this neighborhood. Raccoons are notorious pet killers. We know because we've gone through this before and so have most of my friends. Cute little fuckers but don't be fooled, they're killers, and I'm pretty sure this is the guilty party.

I left the cat food outside just in case Cassi would return and would find food. Now I know he's gone. The kids got a kick out of the raccoons because this is the closest they have ever been to them. Hell, just a piece of glass separating us from these little fuckity fucks. I explained to them that raccoons are wild animals, and I will not be leaving food outside ever again. They have now temporarily associated our property as a food source. They'll return this evening, and I'll probably video them. But no food. Soon enough, they won't return like this, except for their usual perimeter scouting.

R.I.P. Cassinova. I'm sorry buddy. This was my fault.

Loves Me Some Boobs, ~errr~ Some Buttons...



I think I could have a really good time with some buttons.

Kerrcarto Where Art Thou?

Happy Birthday Nicholas!

Nicholas turned 10 today. What a cool little dude! This has to be the most respectful kid I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He always says please and thank you, he's a little framing helper, and he's a great kid all around. I kinda see myself in him when he's moshing around like little kids do, except I got into a lot more trouble as a booger-eater when I was his age. Damn, his Mom needs to talk to my Mom to know just how lucky she is. What a killer little dude!

I've always wanted to be a Big Brother and I think Nicholas was put into my life for just that reason. GOD works in mysterious ways indeed! Nicholas keeps me from getting out of control, 'cause I wanna practice what I preach and be a good influence and help him be the best little conservative he can possibly be. Or should I say the best WHITE little conservative he can possibly be? I guess that would make me some kind of "racist" right? Eh, fuck it. Call me what you will, hypocritical hypocrate!

***Did anyone notice the "african-american/hispanic-american" links?***

WTF??? I thought race didn't have anything to do with it? I guess blacks only want black big brothers and hispanics only want hispanic big brothers. Racism is a two way street, and you hypocritical fucks are hoggin' both lanes! I'm okay with that until you assholes put a label on me like you do.


Back to Nicholas...

Seeing this kid the way he is gives me hope that the future generations aren't going to be entirely fucked... More conservatives need to have more children, and more libtards need to have less. It's the only way we'll ever be saved, folks! Get humpin' already, if you can afford 'em.

Fuck like rabbits until we equalize and overcome! This WHITE kid is going to grow up knowing all about the hypocrital liberal assholes and how they distort facts. He's gonna grow up proud of his Country. He's gonna grow up while libs shut down. He's gonna grow up a proud American! He's the next generation that will save us from liberal idiocy.

Happy Birthday Nicholas!!! At the next .22 pistol competition, I'm either gonna take that twenty back, or I'm gonna owe you another. Prolly the latter!

I got my first firearm I could call my own when I was around his age. It was a Marlin Model 60. I don't know how many birds I took out with that thing, but I think the karma has finally caught up with me. If it hasn't, I am seriously fucked, cause I've had more than a few years of karma-retribution. It's gotta end sometime, right?

Here I go again barkin about myself. This was a killer night for Nicholas, as it should've been! His energy was more than enough for us "old" farts before he even cracked his first present:


Check out that shit-eatin' grin on his face. The flashbacks of decades ago were rampant. I smiled a lot tonight. What a killer little dude.

Can I borrow twenty bucks?

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Spider Update for CharlieDelta

This just in: Giant spider snapped eating bird in backyard near Cairns.

Holy shit! Look at the size of this fucking thing. Damn! What the hell are they puttin' in the water down in Australia?!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

That even gives me, lover of all things arachnid, the creeps!

Today at a rally in Virginia, Obama said,

"I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here."

Hey dickhead, I got some news for ya...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Your Time Is Gonna Come...

You just got me fired up with this one. I'll have to claim an assist...

The LSM is a thing of the past after this debacle known as the Presidential banging of Americans.



This is the end of your era. You are done, assholes! No more will you pull the wool over our eyes. You are done.

It's gonna be sweet when you slip on your rhetorical bullshit and fall flat on your face.

How did that Zeppelin tune go?

Yeah, that's the one...

Extra Extra! Network Viewership shit??!!

Wed Oct 22 2008 07:25:40 ET

The Obama-McCain match-up is proving to be a lackluster election ticket for the Big 3 network news programs, according to NIELSEN MEDIA RESEARCH.

As the shouting from the trail and the frantic spinning from the anchor desks intensify, the audience is voting with their remotes.

All 3 evening news shows experienced audience drops year-to-year for the week of Oct. 13-19, 2008.

CBSNEWS w/ Couric shed a half a million viewers, falling from 6.4 million to 5.9 million; ABCNEWS dropped from 8.1 million to 7.6 million; NBCNEWS slumped from 8.2 million to 7.8 million.

If Katie would strip down and show us some skin, then viewership might increase. Else, this constant liberal spin just bores the hell out of us.

Furthermore, look at the networks' overall exposure. Take NBC for instance. In a country with approximately 350 to 360 million, this network reaches between 2% and 3% of the population. ABC is similar, but CBS is the worst reaching less than 2% of the population.

This decline in viewership represents not only a culture shift with more and more people staying connected via the Internet but people simply don't trust these clowns. And rightfully so. Liars.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Survival: Notes for the Underground

Let's face it. We are outnumbered. The fat bears sitting at the picnic tables waiting for government hand-outs will determine this election. We the achievers will be officially under assault on January 20, 2009 when Hussein is inaugurated. I say this because the House will likely retain its veto-proof majority, and the Senate is probably headed for one, too. With the White House in lock step, we're pretty much fucked. No one can stop them. Its time to prepare for survival, for war, whatever you want to call it. I have some tips that I will post over the next few days or weeks as they come to mind. Two right off the bat and then I have to get back to work...

Tip No. 1
Hide your guns
The government fears an armed citizen; therefore, the armed citizen must be disarmed. This US Government will seize our weapons, but they can't if we haven't already lost them. For those of you with multiple weapons, bury your arsenal and shove the treasure map up where the sun doesn't shine. Leave some to appease the cops when they come for them. When they ask. Just tell them your house was broken into and guns stolen. Say no more. I suggest using wood crates with some kind of moisture absorber like sylica. Insulate with paper or straw. More advanced weapons users unlike myself probably have better ideas.

Tip No. 2
Use cash as much as possible
We all know that debit/credit transactions are recorded and tracked for marketing purposes but also for investigations by the authorities. Take yourself off the grid by using cash only. I know this will be hard to do, but understand that life as we know it is about to end. Prepare now. Only use cash. That way your movements and behaviors are not tracked. Try to accept wages in cash. For those of you in trades, this is much easier to achieve than for those of us on payrolls. But for standard daily purchases, most of us can proceed with cash transactions.

That's all for now. Guns first people!! Let's get these arsenals secured.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Lil' Bill?

This kid fucking rocks!

He did a pretty good job imitating this one:

I think Bill O' Reilly should get fired up like that more often and throw some "F" bombs in there. That makes for some great entertainment! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!

Hells Bells: The Obama/Odinga Connection

I wonder how long it will be before YouTube pulls the video...

Sunday, October 19, 2008

One More For The Session...

I had to do it!

Session ON!

Sunday Session...

Cheers Paul!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Made It

Now if only my right ear would pop, I'd be in good shape. Altitude and me don't get along at all. I fucking hate flying!

When we flew into OMA, I wanted to take a pic of me flippin the bird to TDHO, but after a layover @ DEN and three double Crown n' Cokes later I didn't think of it until we were already on the ground. The sentiment was still there TDHO, I promise...

By the time we were in Lincoln, we had already missed the first service. My Uncle Gary picked us up from our drop-off point and took us to the after "service", which was a bunch of 'family' (most of who I didn't even know) sittin' around the cooler and talking about good times with Gramps. It was a reality check for me. I got to hang out and get drunk with my cousins who I hadn't seen since we were little kids. We got hammered, shot some pool and all reminisced about the fond memories we all had with Grandpa. I think that really helped me cope with the situation more than anything else. It was good to laugh about the good times rather than dwell on the sorrow.

Friday morning we woke up (way too fucking early) and shot to the cemetery to carry Grandpa's casket. I held up pretty good until the preacher dude started talking about Grandpa's selflessness throughout his life, and then seeing Grandma, Mom and my aunt's and uncles wiping tears. BAM! Like a ton of bricks, it sunk in and my eyes were like Niagara Falls. I held it together, but I really should've let it go. I guess I'll have to do that when I see him on the other side...

Damn, I don't even know where I'm going with this. My eyes are watering as I type. So goes the cycle of life, huh?

Overall it was a great time under shitty circumstances. It was really great to grieve with family I hadn't seen in two decades and/or had never met. There were more smiles than tears. Definitely something to remember for the rest of my existence!

It was hard saying goodbye to Grandma. I'll see her next year, but I could see in her eyes that she didn't think she would see me again. That was really rough. I hope to be going back out there in March for her 90th! Love you Grandma!

I woke up today with a pounding head ache! I don't know if it's from Thursday night into Friday morning drinking, or if it's from Friday night into Saturday morning drinking. Well, I think I just answered my own question even though it wasn't really a question.

We flew out of LNK this morning and got stuck in DEN for an hour and a half. My head didn't stop thumpin' until I got to the "Smoking Lounge" and got to spend some money. Damn, those Crown n' Cokes were $13 but they sure as hell got me out of my funk in a hurry! I had to take a pic. Yeah, I know it's blurry, but that was my airport vision at the time. Maybe I don't hate to fly after all...


It's definately good to be home, but I already miss everyone. Maybe I'll crack a new one, take a shower and hit the fuckin' sheets!

After I crank this one:

Friday, October 17, 2008

Friday Night Fuck You

This is the only version I could find that I could embed. Wait for it its worth it.
If you want to hear the original go here.

Friday Night Anarchy!

Before there was this nu-metal crap, there was Monster Magnet.

ACORN: Proof Liberals Hate Democracy

The ongoing ACORN "investigations" are a joke. We all know that ACORN will be exonerated for some stupid legal reason, but we also know that ACORN represents a troubling trend in America: our election system integrity is being compromised. It has been proven that all of the fraudulent votes created by ACORN are votes for a Democrat candidate. Hussein contributed over $800,000 to this TAX EXEMPT organization yet distanced himself during the last debate. Sorry asshole, you can't distance yourself from $800,000. This man has sold his soul to the devil to win this election.

We don't know how deep the corruption exists. Take my state, Washington, for instance. We elected Dino Rossi (R) for governor in 2004; however, the Democrats kept forcing recounts in King County (Seattle) until they won the election. Each recount included additional ballots: provisional, ballots with errors, illegal aliens, felons, dead people, etc. In the end, nobody really knew who won but the state (State Supreme Court) gave it to the Democrats. This just illustrates how broken our democratic system is.

I am lead to believe that our votes simply do not count. The Democrats have a strangle on basic government services like election operations, and have access to such deep pockets like Buffet, Soros, Google, foreign governments, etc. They also have the entertainment industry and mainstream media cheering them on. They're cramming their fascist agenda down our throats and we can't seem to stop it at any level; from local to federal. We the people simply no longer have enough resources to fight back. We can't count on the Republicans because 1) the Republican brand name has been destroyed no thanks to the Republicans including our President, and 2) Republicans continue to bring a "knife to a gun fight." Nobody is left to stand up for us...

...except us...

The longer we sit peacefully and watch this group of liberals take over our country, the harder it will be to take it back. This election is probably over, and I predict a Hussein victory. He will win by "popular vote" but we all know that a significant percentage of those votes will be fraudulent, and not just in Ohio. The 2000 election proves that it doesn't take very many votes to swing an election.

So what do we do? I heard that someone just bombed a law firm in Georgia. Is this the answer? War? Has it come to this?

There is an article in the Wall Street Journal today entitled, "The Liberal Supermajority." I suggest you read it.

Perhaps the Democrats' recent surge to power represents a panic movement by our fellow citizens to simply remove the current Republican power, no matter the consequences. How short-sighted. We are removing the demons and replacing them with Satan himself.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

At least Quayle could count.

Here is Joe at it again.

And again

Yeah…and sunshine an lollipops will shoot out of people's asses and it will rain kittens and puppies. Sheesh.

This should infuriate all self-employed persons. Hell this should infuriate all Americans.

The demorats look down on you like you are the idiots of the earth. Numbskulls that can't put a whole sentence together. You should be classified as mentally handicapped according to them after all you are but mental midgets compared to the Obamassiah and The Chia Pet, they are Senators.

Unless by some crazy stretch of luck you find a magical sack of beans and you make it over that magic number of 250k then you are too smart and need to be punished. They need your smart money to help the idiots below you. That is why the leftist democrats and the press hate Palin and Joe the plumber so much, they are one of us. Real Peeps. Biden and most journalists would not last ten minutes in the real workforce, a place where most of us just happen to reside. A place where JTP has excelled.

Biden is correct on one point though. JTP prolly does not make over $250k a year, but he WANTS TO. JTP's point was if Obama has his way he will have no incentive to buy the company he wants and grow it. Would you?

Shit when are people going to see what the leftist democrats really are? Slavemasters.

They want you stupid and dependent on them. They want you on welfare and foodstamps. That gives them control over you. They dictate when you get your money, when you get your food and what kind you can and can't buy. They pay your rent for you in your section 8 housing and keep you stupid and indoctrinated with our gov't run educational system. A real nice way of life from what I have seen on Sesame Street.

This country needs a good swift kick in the ass and I think McCain and Palin are the only ones that will give it to us. Most have become to complacent. All to willing to just sit back and let the gov't take care of everything. Even if they fuck it all to hell and back. Let the gov't take over everything for 4 years,hide and watch what happens. 100% pure shitstorm. Maybe after that happened these nitwits will wake up and say "Holy shit did we ever fuck up".
Fat chance though. It would still be Bush's fault. The last eight years..blah..blah, failed policy..blah, corruption..bla.

I forget who said it, but, sometimes it takes a Jimmy Carter to get a Sara Palin…err...Ronald Reagan.
Let's hope that is not true this time.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Mana from heaven

We are finally getting some rain here. Not enough to help anything though. But at least it is SOME rain
And believe me. WE NEED IT.

This is a picture of Verde Creek at Historic Camp Verde this is looking up stream with the Highway 173 bridge columns at the right.

This is looking down stream from the bridge. I should be about 6 ft under water right now. The low water crossing in the background usually has water running over it.
Granted this is a seasonal creek, but I have never in my life seen it this low.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Christmas Is Just Around The Corner

Yeah I know, I'm drunk and going ape shit with posts. I'm still trying to recover from five days menos computer and a few days ahead without access. This is the last one tonight, I swear.

Anyways, Christmas is coming up soon, so if there are any of you out there with some extra ca$h floatin around and feel the need to send me something, I would prefer anything shown here:

...anything. But if you need a hint of some kind, I would really love that M203.


Thanks in advance.

Spread The What?

This is one of the better ones I've seen come along in a while.

Commenter Gene from GOC sent this one to me:


More like spread your cheeks if this clown fools enough idiots out there...

Knob Hill Night Shoot

Damn, I know where I wanna be next year on Oct. 11 for the annual night shoot! I can already see Al Whore crying about "climate change". BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA! Suck it up bitch!

Tool For Tuesday

On don't know WTF these guys are on, but I have an idea... Crazy visuals for a badass jam!

Got shrooms?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Low's & High's...

Good bye Grandpa. I'll see you on the other side. You were a good, honest man and I know you're up there smiling down on me! I'm going to miss you, but I know that you're in a better place now.

We'll be there to keep Grandma and Mom strong through the coming days. That's a promise! Thank you for the life's lessons from cribbage to fishing to construction! I've learned a lot though you and Dad.

This is the last picture of you and I together when you turned 90 years + 1 day, and I will never forget it. Last beer with Grandpa...


Love you Grandpa!

On a higher note, Z-man's wife returned home from the Shittle East safely last Monday the 6th. Welcome home Telle!!! Glad you made it home safely, girl! I can't wait to buy you a drink and give you a big hug!

I love when the high's are much higher than the low's.

They are right now...

Back In Action...

Well after five long days I'm finally back up and online. Boy, it's been a long five days without my internet fix at home with some cold brews. Sure is good to be back, but it's going to be a short stay.

I'm heading back to Nebraska on Wednesday for my Grandfather's funeral. He passed away early Sunday morning and the funeral is on Thursday. I'm sure glad I got to see him one last time back in May this year for his 90th birthday. That man definately lived a full life and was ready to go and meet his maker. I'll be gone until Saturday evening sometime, so I'm going to miss the Friday Fuck You! I'll be sure to give TDHO a big fuck you when we're landing in Omaha!

Anyways, I got a shitload of emails to catch up on after five days of being offline, so I'll leave you with this:

I really liked these guys in the early 90's with their Ignition album, but everything after that pretty much sucks. I was glad to see a mainstream "punk" band out there supporting our warriors kicking ass for a change.


Did you know that Zo (the dude in the video in my post "Why you should vote Obama" ) has a website now?
Go over and check it out all his stuff is there. I think this dude is gonna get huge. 

Liberals love us

I thought liberals are supposed to be kind hearted, understanding, inclusive human beings. Is this what they want the United States to act like? You would think that they where frog marching Ahmadini…aw fuck it a camel fucker down the street not American citizens exercising their god given rights. I could not put up with that shit. The first fucker that threw the finger in my face would walk away with a broken finger. I know that is what they would want, but my dad always taught me, if you don't want it don't ask for it, and stickin the bird in my face is asking for it.
These people need to be beaten back to the miniscule numbers they enjoyed not so long ago.
Get inside your kids head before people like this do.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Friday Night Fuck You belated

The next in series. Hard to believe this was written in the Reagan years.

Audis on the Autobahn

Go check out this video. Audis blowing the doors off a Lamborghini and even a crotch rocket out on the autobahn. Cool shit.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Shitty video but good tunes.

Fun with Photoshop

More fun with photoshop.
I couldn't think up a caption so knock yourselves out.
Winner gets super -special recognition.

Why you should vote Obama

Beacause Lewis Farrakhan says so. What is wrong with you people? When a racist, anti-semitic wackaloon tells you how to vote you should listen. Geez where does the trail end for Obama? Every person he is supported by or knows hates this country. I fear for us all if this nitwit gets in the White House.

Unlike this dude. I would not mind him in the White House.
Thanks to Erica for turning me on to him.

BTW I'm Supporting McCain / Palin

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Wolf in Sheep's Skin

Elect this man and I promise you America will crumble like the ancient Roman Empire. He is a wolf in sheep's skin. He is also a lawyer and, therefore, cannot be trusted by default. Never forget this picture of him.

Barack Hussein Obama is a very dangerous man who hates his country and hates its people. The only change he is interested in is what's left in your pocket.

He hates life. Else, he would have voted to support medical care for abortion survivors. This is one piece of trash slithering like a snake, much like most people in the Democrat Party. Fucking Communist thugs.

I'm all ready for a revolution. I'll sacrifice all of my property and my life for this country, much like our forefathers did. I'm afraid my generation must start it, to undo what the loser Baby Boomer generation has inflicted upon us, to leave something that at least resembles a country to our children. What you Baby Boomers have done to this country is an abomination. History will not look upon you favorably. I certainly don't, and none of us are impressed with the $10 trillion in debt you have left for us so generously.

Math Work

This is a good one!! Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud. This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Piece of Shit PC

This sucks! Well, prolly not as much as Barney Frank at a gay rally, but this sucks. My home computer is gonna be down for at least a day getting repairs done, so the only computer time I am gonna have is at work.

Shit! Boss is back. Gotta go!

See ya in a couple days. In the meantime, for those of you who remember this one, enjoy...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Hate Lawyers

I really do. Most of a society's problems can be traced down to the root cause: government. And we all know that most politicians are lawyers; therefore, if society's problems = government and government = lawyers, then society's problems must = lawyers.

Lawyers are scum. They're thieves. They're assholes. The saying goes, "Hire the meanest lawyer in town." Greed kills, and greed represents everything that has gone wrong with our economy, and it starts right up there at the top, in government which is full of blood sucking lawyers. I unfortunately have to deal with these punk mother fuckers in my profession and am forced to bite my tongue and carry myself in a professional manner. But just know you sorry rotten bitches that I spit on the ground you walk on. All you sorry mother fuckers will get what's coming to you I promise.

You're a bunch of rats crawling through the sewers at the bottom of the gene! BOOM!!!

Here's a lawyer joke...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!"

Make a killer drink.

I finished all my projects early this week. Yeah! So I got some time on my hands today. Hence the heavy posting
I was perusing the internet and ran across this.

I will be getting me one for just for the hell of it. I would get more but 13.25 a pop is a little pricey for an ice tray but it is too cool to pass up.

Stock Advise

Todays stock tip.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

Do I know you?

Michael Ramirez always nails it.

Anger Management

My sister sent me this today. Thanks I needed the laugh after last nights shitty "debate".

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Rob Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f*** ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Rob's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole !" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole !" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale” sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
He said, "Yes, it is.."
I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."
I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen."
I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
He said, "I'm home every evening after five.."
I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
He said, "Yes?"
I said, "Don, you're an asshole !"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
He said, "Hello."
I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, "Are you still there?"
I said, "Yeah."
He screamed, "Stop calling me!"
I said, "Make me."
He asked, "Who are you?"
I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"
I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

Then I called Asshole No. 2.
He said, "Hello?"
I said, "Hello, asshole ."
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...."
I said, "You'll what?"
He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass,"
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.
Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.
Anger management works

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Idiots on parade

What is with this obsession? Brainwashing your kids to pledge allegiance to Obama. What ever happened to pledging allegiance to the flag or the constitution? I worry for us if this Marxist asshat gets elected. Stunningly scary.


I could've used something like this more than a few times commenting on GOC.

Fucking ingenius!

Fuck this Asshole

I don't mean to cover CharlieDelta's cool post below but I saw this picture of Hussein on Drudge Report this morning. This is almost as bad as John Kerry's NASA photograph.

Friday's Report & Last Report

Friday morning I woke up late and headed downstairs to a bunch of groggy stinky anglers sittin' around the table drinkin' Bloody Mary's waitin' on my still-drunken ass! Joe whipped me up the best Bloody Mary I have ever had in my entire life. Damn this thing was good! I asked him what his secret was and he told me that he couldn't tell me. Fucker! This thing set my head straight and I was ready to head out the door and back down the 395 into Bishop. These guys already had the trucks loaded up with gear and the coolers stocked with adult beverages. I told them they should've woken' my dumbass up, and they said they were gonna give me another 15 minutes before I woke up with fish in my bag. Damn, I'm glad I got up when I did!

We shot down the 395 into Bishop, picked up some more night crawlers and cigars and headed to E Line Rd. This takes ya right back into the meadows of the Lower Owens. I had never fished this place before, and the scenery had me pretty fired up. I took a lot of scenery pictures, but it just isn't the same without a subject, so in my drunken state Friday night I must've deleted them. Dammit!

When I die, I hope this is the end of the road for me...

Left to right is John, Pops, Tim & Ray (right before Ray hooked up with a nice Rainbow):

This is my first fish a E Line and of course I caught it when my Dad went to get me a beer back at the truck. It really sucks being the only one there with a camera, 'cause I'm rarely in pictures unless I take them myself. Nobody else ever wants to take pictures! It's kinda hard to manage a camera when there a spastic trout on the hook, but I had to document my first one at this place:

I had to laugh when I saw this one. I thought it would be cool to get a pic of my dad, my "grandpa" Ray and my "uncle" John. These guys are pretty tightly knit, and I thought it was a good pic, but now I realize I could use this for some blackmail. Heh-heh!

Three guys who have all had heart attacks, Dad and Uncle John drinkin beers, and Grandpa Ray firing down smokes like a chimney. Classic stubborn dudes. I wonder if that's why I'm so stubborn? Couldn't be...

Dave after about 45 minutes. Fucker!

Pops and Gramps having some quality time:

Buncha drunks:

I should've taken a group shot before everyone was fucked up and done fishin! Music blarin' & five different conversations going on at once must be as hellish as what a wedding photographer goes through. I guess that's why they take the pics before the reception. Duh! The shutter delay on this camera sucks ass, so this is the best I could do under the circumstances:

The rest of the group was ready to head back up to the house, but Dad and I weren't done. They headed out and we took the road down until it ended, and fished until the sun went down. I would have to say that Friday was the best day for me. Not as much for the fishin' as much as for hanging out with Dad and laying our cards on the table. Quality time doesn't even begin to describe it!

kerrcarto, your damn right when you wrote, "It is good to hang with the old man. Sometimes you learn things that you use for the rest of your life."

I've prolly learned more from my ol' man on these trips then any other times in my life. Not just pertaining to fishin', but everything in between. I am definately fortunate, and better from it...

We both caught a fish here before we bailed, but my camera was back at the truck, so this is the only pic I got of this spot. (yeah, yeah, yeah...I know that really doesn't make sense, but I took this pic when we first got there and left it back at the truck when I grabbed my tackle). My camera really sucks too, 'cause with the naked eye, the mountains in the background were crisp and clear. Can't even see 'em in this picture. I gotta get me a quality digi video cam before next trip...

Dad and I got back just in time to jump in on the game of 31. The pot was a whole $15 and I wasn't about to sit this one out. This is when I first heard that we were gonna be coming home a day early. Shit, that was a downer. I don't know what the reason was, but I think it had something to do with these guys wanting to be home on the couch with a beer watching the Charger game. In their defense, they had been there 10 days before me and Pops got there.

Just as well though. When we left Saturday morning @ 6am, it was colder than fuck, raining, and the wind was whippin like Barney Frank on his gay lover! Saturday would've been shitty fishing anyways. On the way home it was windy all the way 'till we were back down the Cajon Pass.

Beer farts on Friday were rollin' heavy. I was glad to be the first one out in 31, cause my eyes were waterin' at this point. Tim had some of the worst farts ever known to be let at the gamblin' table:

Awesome group of dudes. Next time can't come quick enough. It really sucks to back to reality and having to go to work tomorrow. Shit!

When I grow up one of these days, I wanna be an SRF too!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Thursday Report

Thursday morning we woke up and had one of the best breakfast's I can remember having in a long time. Eggs, bacon, ham, flapjacks, hashbrowns & some killer assortment of breads and toasts that Pops bought at the local bakery on the way up. I really should've taken a picture of the feast, but I was still groggy from the first night's drunken late-night antics.

The only problem having breakfast with this crew is getting them off their asses and on the road. Not that I'm bitchin' about it. This is a great group of dudes! It's like I'm hangin' out with a shitload of uncles, a couple cousins and Grandpa Ray. As to be expected, this a disfuntional family of drunken anglers. It's great!

After everyone was done sloppin' up breakfast, it was time to hit the road up Tioga Pass and fish Saddlebag.

Holy! Shit! Times like these remind me why I love the heat of the desert. It was 41 degrees and the wind was whippin'! . I was ready to head back to the truck, crack one and fire one down when Dad suggested we head back down the mountain and fish where it's comfortable. Good call.

Time to head back down to warm weather and fish Lee Vining . This is on the way back down Tioga to the 395.

Lee Vining was a beautiful stream. I fished this spot for a good 25 minutes before it hit 'bout a pinner?

Did someone say pinner?

A few casts later, I caught my first fish of the trip. This little bastard fought good too! He even let me get my nightcrawler back. Thanks buddy...

This is Dad in true form! His Cloud Nine so to speak... I've never seen this man as happy as he is doing what he's doing here:

Pinner anyone?

An American Carol

We just got back from An American Carol. In one word, hilarious! David Zucker did not disappoint. No spoilers for y'all, if you want to know about the movie go see it. We took the kids with us even though it is rated PG-13. Dad tagged along also. He got some good, much needed, belly laughs. It was good to see him enjoy a movie with the kids. The only thing that was bad was some of the language, prolly 10 shits,2 assholes and 1 dooshbag, no fucks or any of the really bad ones, but not anything the kids have not heard come out of my filthhole. Kelsey Grammar was spot on as Patton as was John Voight as Washington. They really made Michael Moore look like the Anti-American shitheaded dumbass he is, and they really made Rosie O'piggo look STUPID! O'Reilly was even funny. It had more mainstream actors than I expected. James Woods, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman and Paris Hilton(WTF!?) just to name a few. Maybe Hollywood will get the message. Ah who am I kidding those dipshits wouldn't know the real world if it walked up and slapped them in the face. Which happens alot to Michael in this movie. All in all a good flick.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Wednesday Report

Well shit! I guess the fun had to end some time. What a blast! I don’t think I’ve had as much fun with Dad in at least a decade. I guess I’ve learned to appreciate the time we spend together more now days.

We hit the road from San Diego @ 3:am Wednesday morning. Nobody on the road, and I was behind the wheel with the hammer down. Dad usually drives only five mph over the speed limit, and that wasn’t gonna cut it this time! I was itching to get there in a hurry. When I’m pumped to get somewhere like this destination, I’m a good 15 to 20 mph over, so we decided that I would drive all of I-15 until we hit the top of the Cajon Pass and then he would drive the rest of the way. After the Cajon Pass and into Victorville (I mean shitville) and on the 395 the CHP and local Sheriff’s in these small towns have a hard-on for giving tickets for even 5 mph over. Not to mention that there are only a few sections along the two-lane highway until it opens up. Assholes!

I remember the first time that I drove the 395 myself without Dad in the truck. There was an Angel on our shoulder’s that night for sure. Me and a drinkin’ buddy were meeting my dad and his buddies at Pleasant Valley for a few days of camping and fishing. That is, back when those old farts used to camp…

My Dad warned me about driving the speed limit in certain areas, but we were nineteen year old punks and said, “yeah, whatever”. It was hammer-down the entire way there without a fucking care in the world. We just wanted to get there!


While I was grabbing us a few beers, my co-pilot was twistin’ fat ones. We were haulin’ ass through Lone Pine, onto Independence, onto Big Pine and eventually into Bishop, the whole time chuckin’ 40oz bottles out the window and tokin’ fatties! I seriously don’t know how we made it there without bail…

Anyways, this trip was a big one for me, and I’m sure for my dad too. Before we crashed out Tuesday night I could tell he was itchin to get there. Most of our group had already been there for ten days and they were feeding Dad the fish reports daily via emails and phone calls. As anglers, we know the fish reports are always inflated, but that doesn’t make us wanna get there any slower. I don’t bullshit when it comes to fish stories. Either I catch ‘em or I don’t, I’m not gonna bullshit you. The proof is in the puddin’!

Wednesday’s report:
Dad and I met the group at Culvers and hooked up with night crawlers, crickets, PowerBait and ammo. The ammo is only because of the bears cruisin’ around up there. At least that’s what Dad says. He asked me if I was gonna carry and I told him I was, but he was pissed that I only had a magazine loaded. Needless to say I bought a box of .45 to make Dad happy. I only carry on those lengthy road trips in case we break down or get a flat in the middle of tweekerville. Bears are the last thing on my mind when we’re in fucking Victorville, Adlelanto or any other wetback/meth city this side of Death Valley. Shit, I would prefer getting mawled by a bear to having to deal with tweeker assholes!

After everyone caught up and pounded a few beers, we were on the road just outside of Bishop to Intake Two. Damn, it was so great being back with this group again. This is a great group of dudes, lemme’ tell you. Extended family doesn’t even describe it. I have a lot of pics of the group, but I asked them before hand if they minded getting posted on the net and a few of them weren’t too enthusiastic about it. Those were omitted by the way...

I’ve fished this spot only once before and we nailed ‘em last time! This time I got skunked. My numbers aren’t inflated. My numbers the first day are really easy… ZERO!

This is Intake Two.

These are the drunken die-hards on the opposite side of the lake:

This is Ray, one of the best guys out of the group. I asked him about posting a pic of him, and he told me in detail how much he didn’t really give a fuck. If I remember correctly, he’s 87. Ray is the glue that has held all these boys together for all these years.

I love Ray. He’s the most humble dude of the bunch and he’s the most honest man I’ve ever met in my life. He was concerned about my Pops and his current situation and Ray sat Dad and I down and laid it out. He doesn’t drink anymore, but he smokes like a chimney! Did I mention that he’s 87?

Oh yeah, if we hit a spot and no one is catching fish, Ray is always catching a fish. Everytime.

Like this time:

Dave had the braggin’ rights after this one though:

Fuckin’ A! As usual this trip was too short, but I’m gonna live the high for the next few days until next time. Naturally high as a fucking' kite! Thursday was even better! Pics to come. I'm gonna ride this one out for a while... Good times!

Crapola! I don't know how but I almost forgot about this one. This the the first night after gettin' drunk with the boys headin' up to the cabin after a good day of comradery. My dad isn't too much into Sabbath, but I wanted to crank this the moment I saw it!