I really do. Most of a society's problems can be traced down to the root cause: government. And we all know that most politicians are lawyers; therefore, if society's problems = government and government = lawyers, then society's problems must = lawyers.
Lawyers are scum. They're thieves. They're assholes. The saying goes, "Hire the meanest lawyer in town." Greed kills, and greed represents everything that has gone wrong with our economy, and it starts right up there at the top, in government which is full of blood sucking lawyers. I unfortunately have to deal with these punk mother fuckers in my profession and am forced to bite my tongue and carry myself in a professional manner. But just know you sorry rotten bitches that I spit on the ground you walk on. All you sorry mother fuckers will get what's coming to you I promise.
You're a bunch of rats crawling through the sewers at the bottom of the gene pool...ch-chk! BOOM!!!
Here's a lawyer joke...
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!"