What a joke

I am mortified at this government bail-out business. Our founding fathers must be turning in their graves. Now the auto industry? Who's next?! Is this country completely out of its fucking mind? The previous bail-outs aren't even working (and we knew they wouldn't in the first place!). I don't think the vast majority of people in this country has any idea how dangerous these policies are. Look at the massive amount of debt we are taking on. Look at how we are rewarding failure. We are throwing away the most basic fundamentals of economics and fiscal responsibility. And all because of politics, we are unable to solve some of the root causes of these problems, which run deep in our very own government. The bottom line: we are postponing the inevitable and thereby making it worse. How utterly arrogant and foolish this government. We all know that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and our government today is merely a reflection of the people who voted in these incredible idiots. When the shit hits the fan, and I promise you a huge pile of it's about splatter thru, the people need only to look at their greedy selves in the mirror. You stupid people. God? What the hell is going on up there? If this is some kind of grand engineering experiment, I think its safe to say that it ain't working. This whole thing got really fucked up starting in Genesis. Ughhhhh! Blasphemy. Sorry about that.

Anyway, by the time people finally get it, it will already be over. Lights out just like the conclusion of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. So long General Motors. But before you die, here's a little secret:

Psssssst. Japanese auto makers are making money.

The joke's on you Big Three. Well, the joke's probably on America. I think we might be fucked. Speaking of jokes...

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, 'Let's go over to that bar for a drink.' The lady with the Chihuahua said, 'We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us.'

The one with the Doberman said, 'Just watch, and do as I do.'

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, 'Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.' The woman with the Doberman said, 'You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.'

The bouncer said, 'A Doberman?'

The woman said, 'Yes, they're using them now. They're very good.' The bouncer said, 'OK, come on in.'

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, 'What the heck,' so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, 'Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.' The woman said, 'You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.'

The bouncer said, 'A Chihuahua?' To which she replied, 'A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?!!