Pathetic. You materialistic savages. What an embarrassment. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised given how the majority of you voted a few weeks ago.
And in other news, I'm sure most of you heard about the Wal-Mart stampede and death of a Wal-Mart employee early this morning. You hear about this shit over in Europe with their ridiculous football stampedes and in the Middle East with their barbaric Muslim slash fests. But here in America over discount shopping? Unbelievable.
ATTENTION WAL-MART STAMPEDERS! YOU ARE TRAILER TRASH!! GET A LIFE!!!
I admit, I like shopping at Wal-Mart, but you will never see me behaving like a barbaric consumer, unless you're out of beer!! Then you're fucked.