I came really close to getting married about five years ago, but thanks to the good Lord above I dodged that cunt of a bullet. Whew! What a materialistic bitch she was! There is a God!
Since then, I've been on the prowl trying to find that 'perfect' psycho, and I have always found that 'perfect psycho', but not one worth giving my all to. Good things come to those who wait, right?
Living in KKKalifornia where all the women are materialistic whores, tits are fake, personality is fake and they're getting tramp-stamps left and right, I thought I would give eHarmony a chance. That eHarmony dude is always claiming that he's gonna hook some peeps up for cryin' out loud if it's the last thing he does or you get six months of useless bullshit for free. Well, eHarmony dude, you can take your website and stick it where the sun don't shine.
I figured I'd try it out and see what comes of it. What the hell?
I signed up, gave honest answers to the usual stupid questions and then got this in my inbox once again...
I guess they're not really looking for honest answers afterall.
I want my money back!