The United States Constitution is seriously flawed. The voting age should be 30 and not 18. If you serve in the military, then you can vote at 18 for reasons that should be self-explanatory. It has been a very long time since I have been able to find any human younger than 30 with a general sense of civics and economics. These fucking kids are so unbelievably fucking stupid with their luxury cars and fancy clothes. Bunch of spoiled little brats. You're broke! Put down the Lexus and start living responsibly!
How annoying college protests must be these days. Well, they were just as annoying when I was in college, too. I was in my 20s not too long ago but I was one of the exceptional few. Unlike most of you 20-something twats, I actually knew some shit but didn't have hardly any materialistic belongings. I understood that life ain't cheap and only hard work and dedication will drive you to the finish line. I'm now 36 and own my second home. And my votes were very well informed back in the day and are even more so now. But the level of stupidity in this country has reached soaring new heights. Not ignorance; stupidity. I don't feel sorry for the poor anymore because I've learned that most poor people are poor by choice. Hell, we bailed out their mortgages only to find them right back in default! We really are a pathetic society, and Minnesota I think is a clear reflection of how incredibly stupid the average American is.
Yes, Minnesota, YOU SUCK!! The fact that this ridiculous Senate race is even close reveals how fucking lame you mosquito sucking wimps really are. Al Franken? Whenever I see your face I just want to pummel it. I am a very peaceful person. But when it comes to Al Franken, the animal in me just wants to burst out! If you ever read this, Mr. Frankenfuck, please send me an email so we can meet somewhere. I'm going to kick your fugly ass. You are an ugly little communist piss ant. You suck more cock than Barney Frank.It stands to reason that Franken will benefit from voters too stupid to properly fill out a ballot. Don't give me this every vote counts bullcrap. If you can't follow something as simple as properly filling out a ballot, guess what? YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! Voting is a privilege and not a right, just like spandex. Voting is the most fundamentally important aspect of a self-governed society and therefore comes with significant responsibility. If you don't understand how the government is structured, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you don't have at least a G.E.D., YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you constantly bitch about government but keep electing the same officials over and over again, you guessed it, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you voted for Al Franken, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! This guy has failed at just about everything: his books suck, his jokes aren't funny, and his radio station went bankrupt. He has physically attacked people who disagree with his disgusting political ideology. The guy is insane. But somehow he will be an effective Senator working for the people. Pure fucking magic, huh?
You know why your bridge collapsed in Minneapolis? That's right, stupid people voting. Remember this picture of Al Franken. He epitomizes America today. Bunch of whiny little fucks looking for more government hand-outs. And too bad smart people like me have no where else to go. So I guess we'll just have to stick it out here with the rest of you fucking morons. Fuck Minnesota! I hope the Cowboys pummel the Vikings in the playoffs.This concludes my bitching for today. I'll be in good spirits tomorrow, but you will probably never hear anything positive about Minnesota from me.
The word, fuck, or some derivative thereof, proudly used 9 times for this post. 10 now.
20 comments:
Great post. True on so many levels. Too bad those that need to "learn" something from this either can't or won't read it.
If you ever get a reply from Al Frankendouche let me know. I will join you in the ass whoopin.
Eeeyuck!!! If that photo there isn't campaign fodder, what is? I'd have used it against him, for sure.
P.S. I think he is a rope sucker still in the closet.
I hope I haven't scarred PeggyU for life with that Franken pic.
I'm in Minnesota & couldn't agree with you more. The liberal fucktards in this state are pushing me to the edge. This gay little bastard thinks that all rejected ballots would be in his favor if they were allowed, what an arrogant prick. At least our current Gov. reinstated our CCW right. Always been a G.B. Packer fan. 2nd favorite team is whoever is playing the Queens. Enjoy your guy's blog, got to slam a few & be a Bears fan tonight.
Franken is a slimy ass hole, that makes it easier to take one up the exhaust. Those fuckers that can't fill out a ballot should have their hands chopped off right there at the pole. Dumb fucks giving this queer any credence.
Hey, when you fight him kick him in the balls at least once for me.
Excellent post Paul! I drink to dat! I too have always been an informed voter. I give my Pops the credit for that. Any yeah, if this fucko ever emails you, I would like to throw a couple left hooks in there as well!
Sorry to bum rap your state so bad. But the Franken thing has made a laughing stock out of Minnesota. We just can't believe how many people voted for this freak.
If it makes you feel any better, we Texans are really ashamed of Bush. And he's not even a Texan. He was born in Connecticut. But Texas takes the hit anyway.
i totally agree with peggyu and kerrcato though i would've said pickle puffer:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yRtk
Paul: Don't forget - Franken enlisted the services of Paul Berendt. So, we gave our contribution to the Minnesota suckage.
I think that picture of him should be shone on every news station and it should be on his gov. website. Yeah. Because that pic says it all. All those fucking losers voted for a loser. How righteous. Hope they love their lives from now on because here comes change!
You can thank the government controlled public schools for how dumb the younger generation is turning out to be. I went to ps, too, many years ago, but they weren't liberal then. They don't teach them what they need to know, because if they did, those kids just might start to think for themselves, and then how would they ever be controlled? No, it's better to teach them how to stand in a STRAIGHT line, because that's so important when you're waiting for bread.
G-man, you're an embarrassment. This country is moving to the left. Love it or leave it.
Outstanding post. Plain and simple.
Hey, Paul: Stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel. OK?
Seriously, very few people could have said it better than you did here.
Al can join Barney the other Dick Vacuum.
Agreed, I'm 18 and from around LA county. I hate it here with a bleeding passion. I live at the epicenter of stupidity. I would gladly give up my right to vote if it meant every other dumbfuck my age could't vote. The only voters with any sense around here is my relatively small group of friends. Fuck everyone from school, they recite everything their liberal teachers shove down their throats, and vote accordingly. Its rare to find a free thinker, ive seen countless obama shirts on dipshits who cant even tell me what the fuck he stands for. Except for hope and change of course, its whats printed on the shirt.
Al Franken. From the state that elected Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Should anyone really expect anything different from Minnesota?
Great post! Very entertaining. Minnesota is still the best though and has the best things to offer! I recently stumbled upon this blog that I found pretty funny in its bashing of Minnesota: http://burisonthecouch.wordpress.com/2009/06/23/theres-no-place-like-home-sort-of/
Thanks for the post! Minnesota rocks!
-Martha
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