I'm hungover today. I drank too much last night but for good reason. The Cowboys whooped up on the G-Men. Eli Manning was on his back more times than Madonna! BWAHAHAHA!!!! So I'm not feeling well and am generally annoyed. Good opportunity to bitch about shit so let's start bitching.
The United States Constitution is seriously flawed. The voting age should be 30 and not 18. If you serve in the military, then you can vote at 18 for reasons that should be self-explanatory. It has been a very long time since I have been able to find any human younger than 30 with a general sense of civics and economics. These fucking kids are so unbelievably fucking stupid with their luxury cars and fancy clothes. Bunch of spoiled little brats. You're broke! Put down the Lexus and start living responsibly!
How annoying college protests must be these days. Well, they were just as annoying when I was in college, too. I was in my 20s not too long ago but I was one of the exceptional few. Unlike most of you 20-something twats, I actually knew some shit but didn't have hardly any materialistic belongings. I understood that life ain't cheap and only hard work and dedication will drive you to the finish line. I'm now 36 and own my second home. And my votes were very well informed back in the day and are even more so now. But the level of stupidity in this country has reached soaring new heights. Not ignorance; stupidity. I don't feel sorry for the poor anymore because I've learned that most poor people are poor by choice. Hell, we bailed out their mortgages only to find them right back in default! We really are a pathetic society, and Minnesota I think is a clear reflection of how incredibly stupid the average American is.
Yes, Minnesota, YOU SUCK!! The fact that this ridiculous Senate race is even close reveals how fucking lame you mosquito sucking wimps really are. Al Franken? Whenever I see your face I just want to pummel it. I am a very peaceful person. But when it comes to Al Franken, the animal in me just wants to burst out! If you ever read this, Mr. Frankenfuck, please send me an email so we can meet somewhere. I'm going to kick your fugly ass. You are an ugly little communist piss ant. You suck more cock than Barney Frank.
It stands to reason that Franken will benefit from voters too stupid to properly fill out a ballot. Don't give me this every vote counts bullcrap. If you can't follow something as simple as properly filling out a ballot, guess what? YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! Voting is a privilege and not a right, just like spandex. Voting is the most fundamentally important aspect of a self-governed society and therefore comes with significant responsibility. If you don't understand how the government is structured, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you don't have at least a G.E.D., YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you constantly bitch about government but keep electing the same officials over and over again, you guessed it, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! If you voted for Al Franken, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE VOTING! This guy has failed at just about everything: his books suck, his jokes aren't funny, and his radio station went bankrupt. He has physically attacked people who disagree with his disgusting political ideology. The guy is insane. But somehow he will be an effective Senator working for the people. Pure fucking magic, huh?
You know why your bridge collapsed in Minneapolis? That's right, stupid people voting. Remember this picture of Al Franken. He epitomizes America today. Bunch of whiny little fucks looking for more government hand-outs. And too bad smart people like me have no where else to go. So I guess we'll just have to stick it out here with the rest of you fucking morons. Fuck Minnesota! I hope the Cowboys pummel the Vikings in the playoffs.
This concludes my bitching for today. I'll be in good spirits tomorrow, but you will probably never hear anything positive about Minnesota from me.
The word, fuck, or some derivative thereof, proudly used 9 times for this post. 10 now.