Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Three Words

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!



That is some scary shit. His deity status is scaring me more and more.
Remind you of anything?



Between the hippies crying at trees the dumbass with her sprinkler and these assclowns. We are in deep shit. Letting your kids be brainwashed by a bunch of Hollywood commie-bastards reminds me of 1984's two minutes of hate. Because it will turn to that when Obama loses.
I am afraid either way, if the Obamessiah get's elected or loses conservatives will get lynched.

Update: Here is their website if you want to be even more creeped out.

Monday, September 29, 2008

The Wood Spider

Yeah I know this one's old, but someone just sent it to me and with all the spider talk lately, I thought it was appropriate.

Now these are some spiders I could get down and party with:



See y'all in a week! Hold down the fort fellas...

Foolin Around 2

My buddy stopped by this afternoon to show me his latest creation. An acoustic that he made with blood wood sides and back and a spruce top made from trees around the New York/Canada border area. It is funky looking but sounds awesome! It also has a sound hole in the side facing the player. He has not quite finished it yet, as it lacks the bridge being glued on and the fretboard markers but it is a beautiful guitar. Did I mention it sounds awesome?

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Poker anyone?



I think this card has been played before. Cheater! You've got extra cards up your sleeve.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

There Is A Heaven...

Alright kerrcarto, when I get back next Sunday I better see some fuckin' fish posted, 'cause I guarantee I'll be posten' some pics after the June Lake Loop trip! I'm gonna be back-quiet for about a week. Dad and I are headin' near Mammoth and the surrounding areas for five days, and there will be some pics. They're comin dude...

Today was a good fucking day!

Got to Dad's house, had a beer with 'em, de-spooled the spools, had another beer with 'em and then scored some new 4lb. test from the pimply-faced kid who was keepin' busy all day in sporting goods at the Sports Authority. I would've rather given the money to BIG 5, but they had some pimply-faced girl workin the counter. Not that I have a problem with a girl working in Sporting Goods, I only have a problem with anyone working SG who doesn't have a fucking clue what they're talking about! BIG 5, you clowns, you lost some business today...

I have a suggestion;

If you're gonna put someone in a manly environment like Sporting Goods, may I suggest it be a man? At least someone who knows what they're talking about? Just a suggestion BIG 5...

I can't wait for Independence, Five Bridges, and Virginia Lakes. Fuck, Virginia Lake might be a wee bit cold, but the catch is bitchen every time I've been there! I remmeber falling through the ice, but that's another story. This is going to be a fish massacre of massive proportions. We've limited here everytime since I can remember. I don't expect this time to be any different. Rainbows and Browns are finger-food. The Brookies fight pretty good, but they taste like shit.

This will be the first trip I've ever been asked to keep an eye on Dad's beer consumption! Usually it's the other way around. I don't know what to do...

Ehhhh:

Fuck that! Who the hell am I to question Dad? He'll do as he does, and that's how he'll do! I'm the last one who should be questioning Dad! No fucking way! Sorry Mom...

Trout anyone?

Limit five per day, ten in possesion...

Weekend Warrior

Well we went out to dad's house yesterday and all in all a good time was had. Sorry CD no fishing today, too tired.
The night started out innocent enough with pork loin and chicken legs a grillin'. Then my sister started in on the margaritas. We polished of a bottle that has been sitting around that house for at least 20 years, all I know is the name was San Andreas and it cost $4.95,but damn that was some good tequila. Then came out the Corazon, also some damn good tequila. Then the good times started to roll.

Aaahh…what else could you ask for?


Ready? This is about 4:00 in the afternoon. I was almost ready for them to go to sleep by then. Damn Tequila.
Notice dad and Eddie in the background? The next shot is right after this one.


Eddie Chillin' Such a cool cat.


Mellows…My sister her hubby my dad and the kids. It was good to see dad smile. I worry about him sometimes.


It was good to hang (and get drunk) with my dad. Dad inebriated, that is a rare sight to behold for sure.
He had a few laughs at my drunk ass trying to get the fire going. He insisted on starter fluid but I would have none of that shit. So lighting, blowing and getting my eyebrows burned turned out to be how to start a fire last night.

No more tequila for for me for awhile. I had my fill yesterday.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Stann'd & Sentimental...

Roots run deep..



Am I just trippin'?

Smokin Saturday.

Just for CD and The Acidman.



We are off to mom and dad's for Smoked Pork loin and margaritas. My sister is coming in from San Antonio and spending the night. The weather has been so nice with lows in the 50's and highs in the 80's, that we are going to pitch a tent and let the kids "camp out" this evening. Fishing tomorrow.

Y'all have a great Saturday.

No more spaghetti sauce?

I just heard on the idiot box that Paul Newman died. Shit. I really liked his movies, sauces and dressings.

My all time favorite movies are Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Cool Hand Luke.
I own both on tape, they are the only reason we still own a VCR.
I guess I really need to get them on DVD.
I also always liked The Hustler. But have only seen it a handful of times.

Here is (in my opinion) the best fight scene ever caught on film.

BWAHAHAHAAA! RULES! In a knife fight?
Classic.

RIP Paul Newman. I will still eat your spaghetti sauce.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Can I Play Too?

FUCK YOU stinkbeards all over this world, and FUCK YOU to that shithole known as the middle east!



Happy Friday everyone! This beer sure tastes great! Time to take a shower and RAGE tonight while McCain hands Obama's ass to him in the debates! Later!

UPDATE:
Being that this shit is so fucking fast and in your face it's hard to know what Billy Milano is actually saying. I have this whole album memorized from start to finish, but for those who don't, here's the lyrics:

Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We could sure live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON- Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN- We'll flush the bastards down the can
SYRIANS amd SHITES- Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks.


(1987 Megaforce Records)

These dudes were way ahead of their time...

Keeping the theme alive.

Keeping with Paul's theme. Fuck You Dimorats. This is for all the anti-war faggots out there.


Let's try that again.

Crank It Fuckers it is Friday. Fuck the neighbors, I'm cracking a beer.

Friday Night Anarchy!

Hey Washington, DC and Wall Street!!! FUCK YOU!!! I'm about as capitalist as they come, but the greed running rampant throughout both government and corporate America is fucking gross. Here bitches, take this...



Beer up!!! The weekend is here!!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Most Likely To Be A Comedian

Yeah, I had the same sentiments when I was her age and was a "metal-mouth". If I was her teacher, this brave girl would definately get an "A" for honesty.

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I remmeber how shitty braces were. That had to be the worst three years of my life! Well, maybe not the worst three, there were two in there somewhere, but they were definately a shitty group of shits in that group!

When was the last time you checked your kid's homework?

The Ultimate Coolest Spiders Ever for CharlieDelta!

Behold, the garden spider to the left,
and the banana spider to the right. Yeah baby!!!














The banana spiders can get pretty big. Check this out.

Spider Hell

No shit...?

Duh! Like we didn't know what was next? Fucking morons. I'm still waiting for the statistics to prove that just because someone is "hands free" they are less likely to do a face plant into the windshield than one of you morons that wanna save the world with your stupid fucking Blue-Tooth excuses. Do me one better; send me some stats that prove that just because my hands aren't free that I am more likely to cause an accident.

Sorry, you can't assholes, can you?

The whole premise of talking one-handed on the phone being illegal vs. text-messing being legal is not only a testament to the stupidity of Kalifornia politicians, it's a testament to the stupidity of liberalism in today's world...

I have one free hand and five free fingers. Guess which finger I'm dedicating to you liberal turds?

Save your life line, cause this one is free. Fuck YOU!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Its All About Solvency

Millions of people are probably wondering what this financial crisis is really about. Now I'm not pretending to be some kind of expert economist, but I do know a little about finance. I won't pretend to be as smart as Supergurl, but I'll certainly try.

Its all about cash flow. The old saying goes, "Cash is King." Yes, it is. Cash comes from us: the consumers, the investors, the taxpayers, the savors...all of the above. When we put our money in the banks, our banks use our money to lend and earn interest for us (the depositors) and for the banking institutions (the lenders) administering the loans. Banks anticipate that we won't all pull our money out when times get rough; therefore, most banks lend more than what their cash reserves can handle. When the entire herd rushes to the "cash machine" to withdraw all of the money, panic sets in. And this is what actually has been happening over the past several weeks. I won't bore you with actual money figures, for I'm merely trying to describe present market behavior.

The "big money" wants to pull all of their cash out because confidence in the financial markets has tanked. People are afraid of their money security. This is akin to stuffing money under the mattress. And when everyone stuffs their money under their mattresses, there is no money left to lend. This is what the talking heads refer to as "credit drying up."

We absolutely do not want the credit markets to dry up because credit drives economic growth. It always has and always will. Borrowing essentially represents an individual or partnership betting on future income potential with a promise to pay back the original debt plus interest. Most entrepreneurs cannot make money without money, which is why most firms either rely on startup loans to launch new businesses or lines of credit to fund inventory. In the residential world, borrowing enables individuals and families to buy homes now rather than having to save up for 30 years while living in a rental property. Borrowing has improved our ways of life. Period. So when credit dries, growth slams to a screeching halt causing most economies to fall into a tailspin.

So that is really what this crisis is all about: people want their money under their mattresses, either in the form of dollars or in the form of some other tangible asset like...oh, I don't know...say...GOLD??!!!! Yes folks, this is the reason why gold has skyrocketed in value. It is not backed by debt like the US currency. It is a valuable and tangible asset that has stood the test of time. After all, why back your currency with risky collateral debt when you can pull a bar of gold from the closet? Nixon was dead wrong pulling our currency off of the gold standard. Dead wrong. Fucker.

Solvency is simply defined as the ability to pay all current liabilities with cash. The massive lending institutions like Freddie & mother fuckin' Fannie are in the tank because they don't have the solvency to pay the obligations on all the crap loans out there owned by millions of people around the world, including you and me who might own some of these portfolios in our retirement accounts. And its partly their fault, and partly the government's fault forcing them to loan money to people who can't pay it back. Fuck fuck fuck has political correctness not shown its ugly face to you people, yet? The lack of solvency has caused panic in the market, causing millions of investors around the world to pull their cash from the market. And when the market runs out of money, there will be no more money left to lend. And for those investors out there looking for their monthly payments on existing loans? Well, those who own the good loans get paid (and that money paid will probably not be reinvested in the market), and those who own the bad loans are pretty much fucked.

That's my description of this mess. I probably sucked, but I tried.

BEER ME!!!!!

My Office Is Complete...

...Well, almost complete. I knew I was missing something, but I didn't know what. Now I only need a little mini-fridge next to the crapper, and I'll never have to get up:

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I just wanna know who left that Miller Genuine Crap on my desk...

Political Cartoons

My crummy photoshop skills at work.


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The bailout.

I just scooted by Supergurls site and her take on the "bailout" is spot on of course. It reminded me of this monologue Glenn Beck had. He repeated it today and it just lays out what all of us should think like. Not this gimmi gimmi gimmi society we live in now.


Conservatives believe in the ability to succeed and not be punished for it. It has not been a conservative ideal. It was an American ideal. There's a guy who never finished school, founded a candy and ice cream store and decided he wanted to make candy and ice cream. Liked it so much, decided to make taffy and caramel and everything else, but he couldn't get it right. First he opened up a business in Philadelphia, and it failed within six years. Then he said, you know what, I've got to retool; I think I have it this time. He opened up in Chicago and then New York City. Failure, failure, failure, every time. His mother never gave up on him. His mother said, you just keep going. You got it; you'll find it.

Well, he had launched these stores over and over and over again and he couldn't get it right. He never gave up. This time he decided, you know what, maybe I won't go to the big city, maybe I'll try it out in the heartland, and he did. He tried it out in the Amish country in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. This time he got it right. After failure after failure after failure, this time he got it right. In fact, he got it so right that the name of the town is now named after him, Hershey, Pennsylvania. He finally got his candy right. Milton Hershey was free to succeed. He was free to succeed. No guarantees of success. No protections against the hardship and heartache of failure. Only the promise of long hours, late nights and most likely deep, dark failures. It was America that gave him the opportunity to give us the milk chocolate bar. We wouldn't have had it if Hershey was just too big to fail. We would have gotten crap candy. I'm not just against big government because I'm against big government. I'm against big government because I believe in the power of the individual. Republicans too often think -- it's enough just to call somebody a liberal. Well, I need more than that. America deserves more than that. We need answers. We need solutions. And those answers and solutions always come from the individual. And those answers always come after you've failed over and over and over again. And you never really fail if mom and dad are always there to prop you up. If mom and dad will always say, well, you're too important to fail, you're too big to fail. "You didn't fail. You didn't fail. You got a trophy anyway." You destroy the individual if you do that. It's not compassionate. You destroy people by that, by doing that. The only time you really truly fail is when you're afraid to fail, so you never try. That is the definition of real failure. Have you ever tried to do something 1,000 times and refused to give up? Failed over and over and over again? I've failed more than I've succeeded in life. I have been a failure much longer than I have been a success, at almost everything that I do. But it makes those small glimpses of success so very valuable.

The American dream is built on determination of never giving up because you want a taste of that success. Thomas Edison, if he would have given up, we wouldn't have had the electric light bulbs. 1,000 different filaments he tried and then only to have the government ban them years later. We have the incandescent light bulb because a man sat in a room and tried 1,000 different filaments before he succeeded. We focus too many times on this country on the success and not enough on the work and the failure that was needed to overcome, to get that success.

Did you know that Thomas Edison had a cement factory? You didn't know that? It failed. By the way, you do know that Thomas Edison gave us the first motion picture, right? He gave us the silent movie. Do you know why -- the man who changed the world with his inventions has more patents to his name than anybody else. Do you know why he gave us the silent movie? Because he didn't think that you could make a movie and connect it to sound. So he never tried. He failed because he never tried. He didn't pursue it. So it never happened. Pursue it.

See, this is the one word that everybody seems to dismiss in our founding documents. It's not a guarantee of success or happiness that our founding fathers promised. They promised the pursuit of happiness. It is the pursuit of happiness that eventually leads us to happiness. But in that pursuit sometimes you're going to be in very dark alleys, but you give it your best. You give it your all. And it may not be enough. As a conservative I know failure and I know failure happens, and I also know and realize the universal truth that government cannot change that reality
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I personally say let the banks eat crow. You guaranteed these people to the gov't, stand behind your promise or face the consequences. That is what I was always taught. You gamble, you live with the results.

That explains it.

No wonder I have been getting little to nothing done at work lately.
I've got to much pussy distracting me in the office.





Also, if you have a cat and want to get him some treats. Go get them some of these. Eddie absolutely LOVES them. We used to keep them on top of the refrigerator until he saw me put them away one day. Next thing I hear is crashes coming from the kitchen. Sure enough, he got up on top of the fridge, knocked the treats off and was trying to get into the container. I will have to record him one day. He is one silly cat.

Update: It must be a real epedimic if they have to write this program.

Slow Down...

I'll be the first to admit that I have a lot of pent up anger and energy. I have to constantly remind myself to slow the fuck down sometimes. Daily drama just seems to compile exponentionally. Money issues, moving issues, issue-issues! Fuck! Does it ever end? I know, that was a rhetorical question folks...

I finally mellowed out tonight when I cruised over to FHB and watched this. Read and heed:

This is cool! Go get an adult beverage, sit back and let the vibe take you where you need to go.
(FHB)



Consider it done...

I was instantly in a better mood and the daily grind didn't seem so bad afterall. There was some hope for my sanity in the future. This guy reminds me a lot of one of my Uncles on my Mom's side of the family. He's not just surviving, but he's living. Nothing but positive thinking from what I gather. I'm envious...

Thanks FHB for another day of sanity...

Monday, September 22, 2008

Didn't Make The Cut...

This is the latest Verizon billboard idea to be shut down. Personally I would've gone with it. I guess maybe they realized that customers of their's, like myself, would be reminded too much of their shitty service.

I can't hear you now, but I sure as hell can smell shit everytime I see you advertise your great service. FU Verizon! Service this!

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Like the little guy in the back, you suck ass Verizon!

Thanks to LisaK for the pic... :-)

Thanks For The Shine Little Man

Well, when Obama gets his ass handed to him in November at least he has a job he can fall back on.

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Thanks for the shine, ya loser! BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!

This is getting scary.

I ran across this video on YouTube and found it too good to not pass on. It is almost as good as the tree huggers crying over a dead tree. It worries me to know that there really are more and more of these dumbasses coming out of the woodwork. Go back to kindergarten and learn how rainbows are formed you dimwit!

Or, maybe she is right. It is a republican conspiracy to steal all the gold from the leprechauns and leave them in poverty. NO RAINBOWS FOR GOLD!!!! you evil rethuglikkkans. Where is Cindy Sheehan when you need her.

Or maybe her brain just oozed out of her ears. Idiot.

Respect for living

Sometimes life is just really fucking nice... This is my First post under CD/Charlie Delta/Earnest Bodingway/Calcolm/Doc/Sr. Bodman's screen name. Z-Man here. hope Ya'll don't mind me poppin in for a quick ink spaz. Alot going through my head right now. Unbelievably mellow weekend. Got so much done this weekend. Got The house dialed in, got the laundry done, got some fishin' w/Doc done. My wife of almost a year is coming home from Iraq in exactly one month. Do you people have any idea how fucking hard it is to be in a relationship with a strong, fired up, full of piss and vinegar, fighting for her country, smokin NAVY woman is??? I truly love her to death and it's the hardest thing one can do, being away from someone they need for a short eternity. Well maybe you do... Gotta keep your self busy and sane. S.P was a bit quiet tonight. Caught one crappy. well shit.... That's o.k. The nine on the day bass count high last weekend is good enough to last a few weeks. Still hate to get BASS skunked though. Doc has a rep here at GGDF so he is lookin' over my shoulder to make sure all ye all approve of this message. We are definitely gut-n-buzzed though..... The hole point of this post is to spread the word, and remind you all to remember how important Friends are. We thought tonight might be a good night to fire up the Doc-n-Z-man show post....But I gotta stray. Times get hard. Hopefully the one thing we can all count on is the close friends you cherish. When you get to the point when you feel like life gets a bit meaningless and everything comes crashing down. You can lean on your close bros. From getting into big trouble, "breakin' the law, havin' one hell of a damn good time, holding each other up when we stumble.... They will always be there, through thick and thin. In this day and age, life moves pretty fuckin fast, especially with the world spinning out of control like it is right now, gotta stay sane and keep charging. I can guarantee I would most likely be dead or in a ditch somewhere if it wasn't for the Mofo, brother from another mother you all know as CharlieDelta. You know him, you love him. Just wanted to say cheers to bros. Stay honest, stay tight, pick your friends up when they fall and pay it forward. Just don't forget to listen closely. The drunken slurred words, softly spoken by your best Friend, could be closer to the truth than your realize..... Don't think too much. Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and get on down the road. just don't forget to thank the people who helped get you there. Have a killer Monday friends.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sunday Metal

Since Paul picked up the Saturday Boobage and Saturday Guitar while Denny was divin all over the place, I felt it was my duty to post some Sunday Metal. Sue me!



Rock out with your sock out!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Saturday Bach

Since Dennyhas evidently dropped the ball today, I'm having to cover for his ass.

Claudia asked us for Saturday Bach so here it is. heh heh

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Writer's Block & Saturday Boobage

Sorry I haven't been around much. I'm suffering from writer's block. That, and my computer crashed last week. I feel like a dumb-ass. I thought I had a RAID array operational but the technician told me that I fucked it up. Luckily, he was able to salvage my work files, pictures, music library, and videos. So now that I am up and running again, my computer crashes about 10 times a day with various errors (crashed twice writing this fucking post). This is the sign of a dying mother board. I spent $175 in repairs and another $40 for RAM. Pissed off. The technician, feeling bad about not really fixing the problem, told me that when I'm ready to bring the machine back in he won't charge me for any labor and will rebuild it for me, give me a discount on parts, and refund my $40 for the useless RAM I bought. I can build it myself but hey, not a bad deal really. I should just buy a completely new computer from a retail outlet but it will be much cheaper to just install a new mother board, chip set, and RAM. I built this machine back in 2004 and it is my primary work computer. A four-year life ain't bad for a rookie building his first machine.

In other news, its 10:00 AM up here in Seattle, rainy, and Denny still hasn't posted Saturday Boobage. So I guess I'll have to.


For Claudia...

First off, where the hell is Paul? Get off ESPN.com and post sumthin for cryin' out loud dude!

Claudia-
This weekend is gonna be a crappy one and I'm not gonna be home much, so this post is of our Labor Day weekend in the Chocolate Mountains over Labor Day '08. It's not much to write home about, but it was a damn good time! No illegals made it through our perimeter, so it was a successfull mission to say the least...

This has been a tradition of ours for about 14 years. Not the border-guardin' part as much as the campin' part. The guardin' part has just evolved over the years as our shitbag politicians have put it on the back burner. It's time for THE PEOPLE to step it up a notch.

It was supposed to be over 100 degrees out there on Saturday, and this is what we woke up to:

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It is beautiful out there. If there is a Heaven, I hope this is it.

This had to be one of the best captured moments of the trip. At least it was just water...

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Jackass! At least it was only water...

After everyone settled in, we had a competition of the .22 kind, and lawn-chair plinkin' was the name of the game. Unfortunately for me, I placed a $20 wager that Nicholas couldn't hit his mark on the first shot. After I refused to let him shoot until he had ear & eye-protection, he finally gave in. Then he kicked my ass and took my $20.

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Nicholas: "You bet me how much?"

ME: "I meant to say $5:

Nicholas: You liar, you said $20

Me: Okay

This is after Nicholas already had the twenty in his pocket and had his confidence to the sky. This kid rocks! He wants to be a doctor, but I think he would better make a sniper. Eh, I guess that's up to him though. I'm sure he'll make the right choice...

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We had some FNG's out there this trip, but they were really cool and down to earth. They were definately fun to party with. I don't think any of them had ever fired a weapon before this trip. After seeing the shit-eatin grins on their faces, I knew my job was done. Welcome to the dark side folks...

Chelsea was mighty feisty, but she held her own:

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Holly wanted to pull a Bruce Willis:

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Girly wanted to bite fireworks and ammo the whole time:

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And this one, well... need I say more?

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The next trip can't come quick enough! Hopefully we'll be able to make it back out there for Veteran's Day Weekend. I'm gunnin' for you next time Nicholas! I want my $20 back!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Will Farrell answers top questions of the day.

Extremely NSFW. He really goes off!

See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die


Hah. I bet you thought it was going to have some Sara Palin questions didn't ya?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Children say the darndest things.

My cousin sent me this e-mail today of kids writing about the ocean.
Having an 8 and 10 year old I can relate. But WTF is up with the cusswords?
Do kids that age really know those words? Cause mine might know them, but they also know if they brought a paper home with that on it I would tan there asses. Anywhoo I thought it was funny.

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy
age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off
eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails..
And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Learn something everyday.

I did not know this. If you set your watch hands to 12:15 and point the hour hand at the sun, the minute hand will point due North at sunset and due South at sunrise. Try it for yourself. Tell me if I am wrong.

Wanna lay odds?

If Obama starts slipping in the polls to badly, how long do you think it will be before the DNC makes Joe Biden throw himself on the sword and say something so stupid and offensive, that Obama will come out and say something like "I cannot in good faith keep this man on my ticket after what he has said. This is not the Joe Biden that I knew."
Then throw him under the bus with his pastor, grandma, Tony Rezko, the troops, The American Flag, black fathers, his church, clingy bitter smalltown people, Father(used very loosely) Pfleger, gun control and pull out Hillary and tap her for VP?



I am just waiting for it to happen. Maybe a month before the election.
What do you think?

Another Classic

Besides Sean-doooshbagery-Penn and Tom-fucking-Cruise, this was a great movie. Actually, before those two idiots turned liberal Hollywood retards, I used to patronize them. Especially back then. Shit, I was nine when my Dad took us to the theater for this one. I was on the edge of my seat...

It must've been the trailer...

Monday, September 15, 2008

A Monday Night Football Classic!!

The last Monday Night Football game at Texas Stadium was played tonight and what a thriller it was!!! Cowboys: 41 Eagles: 37. The Dallas victory couldn't have happened against a better rivalry. This game had 7 lead changes!!! I ran out of beer before the end of the 2nd Quarter!!!! We saw it all tonight! T.O. touchdowns; Marion "The Barbarian" Barber touchdowns; Donovan McNabb escaping sacks; Westbrook all over the place, and we even saw some rookie action as well: Felix Jones (Arkansas) ran a kick-off 98 yards for a touchdown, and Mike Jenkins (South Florida) tipped a pass that would have been a touchdown. Oh, but the best one was the cocky DeSean Jackson (Berkeley) celebrating by tossing the football away right before he crossed the end zone! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, I bet he won't do that ever again! He'll be kissing Westbrook's ass tonight for scoring the touchdown on the ensuing play, but why didn't one of the Cowboys defensive backs pick up the fucking football after Jackson threw it away! WTF!!!!Here, this is what I'm talking about.

The Cowboys/Eagles rivalry lives on! You won't find a better rivalry in professional sports than this one. Bottom line: Cowboys are for real, but we ain't seen the last of those damn Eagles! What an incredible football game tonight. WOW!!!! An instant classic!!!! Highlights.

Drinkin' Buddies

I don't know where the hell I would be today if it wasn't for my drinkin' buddies pulling my ass out of the fire, hiding my keys, driving me home or just being my wing man when duty calls. Actually, I know exactly where I would be:

Behind bars (not the good kind) or pushin' daiseys.

One in particular, my Bro from another Mo, is my all time favorite. Z has gotten me drunk, high, laid & twisted more times than I should really reveal. On top of that, I've learned more jammin' music with this guy in a short period of time than I have in my 20 years of playin'. Killer dude from inside out.

What a bitchen weekend! Me and Z spent Friday and Saturday nights recording in the studio and dialed it in. We're starting to see some progress and that gets me fired upp. We're actually working on single songs at a time for once in our drunkin' jammin' careers. The usual is getting hammered and free-style jammin' switching off between me on the drums for half a set and then Z on the kit for the other half. We nailed it down pretty fuckin' killer on Saturday. We laid down a third track with Z on the bass and that glued the tune together perfectly. Shortly after the third track I was grillin' burgers and walked into the studio to see this shit! BWAAAHAHAHAHHA! That picture is going in the liner notes. That is a guarantee...

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We woke up drunk Sunday morning and made the hour and a half mission back to Vail Lake. This was the first time we noticed the humorous sign so I had to snap a pic. If "the man" only knew...

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I was gonna give Z some shit for being on the phone at the lake until I realized he was talking to his SeaBee wife Telle. She'll be back home in late October and my best drinkin' buddy is stoked! I'm stoked for him! I'm stoked for her to get back to the US after putting in her time in that shithole known as the Middle East. I'm sure it's gonna cut down on our fishin' time, but it's good that she'll be home. Come home safe Telle!

Z-man, I was gonna make a Motivational Poster out of this and fuck with you about being on the phone when you're supposed to be fishin'. You're lucky that was your wife and not some hippy asshole in O.B. trying to pawn a flange pedal that he traded for a hit, or motivational posters would be posted all over this place! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

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I landed the first fish, but that was it for me. No mas! I prolly lost more swim baits this trip than any other, and all I got was one fugger! Z was nailin bass the entire time! If my drunken memory serves me correctly, his score was nine on the day. Bastard! I did catch a really good buzz though.

First fish:

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It was pretty slow until the shadows started forming next to the structures, and then Z went ape shit and caught this lunker:

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I was talking all kinds of shit on that guppy and then I had to STFU when he landed this badass bass: I know dude, I'll STFU right about now...

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I know we go to Vail because the fishin's good, but I think there might be an alternate motive in this mix somewhere? Oh yeah, that would be Texas Lil's in Temecula, which brings me back to where I started.

Drinkin' buddies are everywhere, but there is only one drinkin' Bro. We hit up T.L.'s on our way back south for a few Texas Tea's. Holy! Shit! Those things are strong! I have some major tolerance, but after three of those, I was in another world. They taste so damn good, and the wimmin flirtin'?...Danger Zone. The girls at this place are fun and they actually have personalities that don't make you wanna puke. In California? Who would've thunk it?

*BLACKOUT MODE*

Apparently I was flirtin' with our waitress and asked her for her number. The dumbass that I am didn't put her in my phone right off the bat, and by the time I got to work this morning forgot all about what went down at T.L.'s last night. Lucky for me I have a damn good drinkin' bro who doesn't black out and logged her number into his phone for me. Afterall, he knew I would live up to my dumbassery as usual.

It's prolly a phoney number but what the hell? It was a kickass weekend, and I have my drinkin'-buddy-Bro-from-another-Mo to thank for it! Love ya Z! You rule dude!

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Sometimes life is phuckin' phun! Phuggit dude, let's go phishin'...

Life Is Rough...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Bunker...

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Foolin Around

We had an impromptu music session at the house last night. My buddy Eric and I where sitting around on the couch skipping between X-Box and TV when my father-in-law showed up lit to the gills. He had just come from a washer pitching tournament where he took second place (apparently in beer comsuption he came in first) and he wanted to hear some music. Problem was, Eric was guitarless and the only instuments in the house were Brandon's little classical acoustic Hohner guitar and Jourdan's Ukulele. So it started like this and progressed into the night
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You should hear him when he has one of HIS hand made guitars. The dude can play.
He is kind of a Merle Travis/Jimmie Dale Gilmore kind of guy.

As the night wore on the guitar changed hands and Eric busted out the Ukulele and off key out of time music was played. It is kinda fun to watch aand listen to one DRUNK dude on the guitar and one stoned sober guy on the Ukulele try to match up and play. I will spare y'all that. Believe me it sounded nothing like this.



Anyway that was my Saturday night. How was yours?

Friday, September 12, 2008

A must see!

I gotta see this one when it hits the theaters.
Hollywood should make movies like this. They would be swimming in money.

My Sentiment Seven Years Later

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up...

***Prolly NSFW*** unless your boss is cool with the "F" word and lot's of it...



This guy has been postin' some great videos for a few years now.

Your Tires, That Is...

Inflate to 2,500 psi...

...your tires that is. This way, we'll save "just as much" as if we drilled in ANWR.

I know this one is old, but it's still relevant as to this douchebag's mind set. Also, I has to save myself from that obvious racially-charged joke from the previous post...



Mellow out, it was just a fucking joke...

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Lipstick

I laughed my ass off at this one!

Seven Years Later...

Never forget. Never forget who did this to us. Never forget who will not stop trying to do this to us again. It wasn't radical Christians. It wasn't radical Hindu's. It wasn't radical Athiest's. Remember who is was? I sure as hell do!



Never forget who did this to us. Never once forget about the enemy within. Never forget who they would vote for. Never throw down your arms. It's not over...



From Kerrcarto. I remember exactly where I was 7 years ago today. I was in Atlanta, Texas at the TxDot Pavement Engineer's office discussing the plans for the week when someone came in a told us that a jet had hit the WTC. I thought nothing of it. Just another accident. My buddy that worked with me and I left there went back to our hotel rooms and turned on the news. I watched the second plane hit the South tower and watched both towers fall on live tv. I remember the gut wrenching feeling, the anger, the sadness, my mom calling me to see if I was ok (WTF I was in Atlanta,Texas but you know how mom's are) and the next few hours of not knowing what was going to happen next. A day that will live in my mind forever. Never forget!

To all you 9/11 trooofers. Fuck You! 9/11 was not an inside job. President Bush had nothing to do with it. Rosie O'piggo and anyone that believes that nonsense must have the IQ of a fence post.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Redemption Fish

Okay Lake Murray, I take back every negative thing I ever said about you. You redeemed yourself tonight. Even thought you've skunked me the last twenty times I've tried my luck in your waters, this one made up for it. Tonight's score makes up for all that bullshit in the past. Can we start over?

Sunday night I fished Murray for an hour or so after visiting my Pops:
Me_____________0
Murray_________1

Monday night I fished Murray for an hour or so after I got off work:
Me_____________0
Murray_________1

Tuesday night, me and Z fished S.P. for a few hours:
Me and Z_______0
S.P.___________1

Tonight I brought the tunes with me and wasn't expecting to even get a bump. Third cast and BOOM! This guy hit really hard, like he was one hungry MF. I didn't even have my backpack off yet. Shit! What am I gonna do here? It's either land this bastard and not get a picture, or somehow reel this fucker in while reaching for the camera in the backpack. Well...

I almost had to rip the backpack off of me, threw it to the ground (while keeping tension on the line) opened it up with my one free hand, grabbed the camera, and snapped a pic before this poor bastard suffocated. I love challenges! Fishing by myself isn't so bad until I wanna get a picture of the score.

Needless to say, I pulled it off. I landed this guy, snapped a pic, and had enough time to get him back in the water before he was belly up. I wanna catch this guy again! The one thing that I didn't pull off was not spilling my beer. Oh well. Life is full of trade offs I guess.

My first bass @ Murray:
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This is also the first time I've seen a bass with brown eyes. Kinda cool if you ask me.

When the excitement was over, I cracked a beer, lit a smoke and turned up the radio to bask in the gasm. Let The Good Times Roll was on the radio and that pretty much did it for me.

Let 'em keep rollin' indeed!

Obamahive


HOLY SHIT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It would not surprise me if he bought a wig.
Ya know, to try and bump his numbers.
Stole it from The GOC

Lack of experience?

Ok so the media and the Obama campaign have questions about Sarahcudda's foriegn policy experience. I have heard them ask if she even knows some foriegn leaders names and poking fun at her small town experience. Ya know like W screwed the pooch on not knowing President Mushareff was Pakistans president.

Well apparently Joe Biden doesn't know that a State Senator he is introducing is in a fucking wheelchair.
I guess John Kerry should have won and Chuck would be able to walk now. As Rush said today "Next week Biden is going to be waving at blind people" BWAHAHAHAH!
Fucking Dunce.

Done Deal

Not that there was any doubt who I was going to vote for in this election, until Fred Thompson dropped out of the race, after that I was confused and dumfounded by the McCain pick. Then the convention came and he tapped Sarahcudda to be his veep. That pretty much sealed the deal for me. Then today I come across this article. Now I am 100% behind the McCain/Palin ticket.

Barack Obama, the French American idol

If anyone needed proof of France's love for Barack Obama, le Figaro offered it today with an opinion poll. This finds that 80 percent of the French want the Democrat candidate to win the US presidency while only eight percent favour John McCain.


If 80% of the Frenchy french french want Obama. 
McCain should win in a landslide.
Just a heads up for the French. If you want a socialist marxist leading the USA. Keep your mouths shut. By making your feelings known about "the messiah" you pretty much just sealed his fate.


The poll was carried out by TNS Sofres on September 2 and 3, before McCain benefited from the Sarah Palin bounce but it gives an idea of the overwhelming wish in France to see a President Obama take office. Eighty-six percent have a good opinion of him compared with only 35 percent for McCain. The strong support cuts across social class and the political spectrum. The most senior French politicians at the Democratic convention came from President Sarkozy's rightwing UMP party, not the leftwing opposition.

WTF! What are the French doing at the DNC? From Sarkozy's party none the less. I thought that dude was a conservative. Guess I thought wrong. No wonder I saw white flags waving in some of the shots.

The BBC found pro-Obama feeling to be strong worldwide in a poll this week, but the passion seems to run higher in France than anywhere. There are reasons for this.

France has an idealised and schizophrenic view of the United States that dates back to 1776 when King Louis XVI helped the colonial insurgents fight Britain's peace-keeping force. France feels that it has a founding share in the nation which bestowed jazz, GIs, cocktails, JFK and Clint Eastwood on Europe. It dislikes what it sees as the more primary, messianic and intolerant America that is represented by Republicans and personified by George W Bush.


Hey Frenchy! Why don't you try fixing your own socialist country and not try propping up someone who will take America down that road. Seeing as it has worked out so great for you. If you think that Obama would be great for the USA elect him as your next president and see how much he "changes" your country. Malawi would look like Fort Knox compared to you if Obama ran it.

Thanks but no thanks France. You can have the commie bastard.
The USA does not want to resort to French war tactics.





No offense to all the cool French (amendum (speaking)) people like Red Collar and Claudia

Monday, September 8, 2008

Thank You Jim Gilchrist

And fuck you Gavin Newsom! You are a little piece of shit who isn't worthy enough to be in charge of cleaning up the jobsite shitter, much less Mayor of SF. You're an asshole Gavin! There's blood on your hands but you didn't even find the time to make it to the funeral did you?

(08-22) 18:14 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- San Francisco's immigrant sanctuary policies played a "substantial" role in the slayings of a father and two of his sons by allowing city officials to shield the alleged killer from deportation, despite his violent history, according to a legal claim filed Friday on behalf of the victims' family.

MS 13 no less. Yeah, these wetbacks are just coming here to work right? Right.

In response to the claim, Mayor Gavin Newsom released a statement saying, "I am deeply saddened by the Bologna family's terrible loss. My heart goes out to the family during this difficult time."

Difficult time? Are you fucking kidding me Gavin? This woman lost her husband and two sons in a matter of seconds and the best that you can do is "difficult time". If I was that widow, I would want your head on a platter, and I would wanna be the one inflicting as much pain on you as possible. That's the best brush-off you can come up with? Fuck. You. Asshole! If you were deeply saddened by this travesty, you would get up off your liberal dumbass and do something about it, but we all know you'll just sweep this one under the rug. You don't fool anyone, except those liberal retards that elected you.

I know that if that was my Dad and brothers, you would be pushin' daisies by now...

Thank you Jim Gilchrist for what you and fellow patriots are doing for this country, and again, fuck you Gavin! Fuck! You!

Anyone Wanna Go Duck Huntin'?

Disclaimer: We here at GGDF are not responsible for your video-game-addicted-ass getting fired from your job over massive loss of production. Click at your own peril...

Thanks vicki!

Playing through

CD went to Paul's house on the golf course disguised and undercover. He sent me new intel video of his undercover meeting with Paul. I must t ell you that this is indeed shocking footage of what took place. Sinners.

No more tingles up your leg





BWAHAHAHAHAHA! MSNBARACKC has yanked Olberwoman and Piss Mathews from the anchor positions on political events.

MSNBC is removing Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as the anchors of live political events, bowing to growing criticism that they are too opinionated to be seen as neutral in the heat of the presidential campaign.

David Gregory, the NBC newsman and White House correspondent who also hosts a program on MSNBC, will take over during such events as this fall's presidential and vice presidential debates and election night.

The move, confirmed by spokesmen for both networks, follows increasingly loud complaints about Olbermann's anchor role at the Democratic and Republican conventions. Olbermann, who regularly assails President Bush and GOP nominee John McCain on his "Countdown" program, was effusive in praising the acceptance speech of Democratic nominee Barack Obama. He drew flak Thursday when the Republicans played a video that included a tribute to the victims of the Sept. 11 attacks, saying that if the networks had done that, "we would be rightly eviscerated at all quarters, perhaps by the Republican Party itself, for exploiting the memories of the dead, and perhaps even for trying to evoke that pain again. If you reacted to that videotape the way I did, I apologize."


All I can say is good ridance to a couple of lefty doooshbags.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Election 2008



Any questions?

Fuckin' Choke!

Even though its Week 1, there were some ugly surprises in the NFL's kickoff weekend. First off, San Diego chokes to Carolina at home!!! WTF is up with that??!!! Next, Chicago just handed Indianapolis an ugly loss a few minutes ago in Indy's brand spankin' new stadium! Ouch! WTF is up with that??!!! And to top it off, while New England did beat Kansas City, it came at an ugly cost. Tom Brady may be lost for the season due to a severe knee injury. Whoa!!!!! WTF is up with??!!! Pittsburgh crushed Houston. No surprise there. But I think the balance of power in the AFC might be shifting. The Indianapolis/New England era may be closing.

In other news, the Cowboys whooped up on the Brownies. Their running game was nothing short of pure awesomeness!!!! Seattle looked pitiful, though. Buffalo kicked our ass!! If Seattle's passing game does not improve, then their dominance of the NFC West may be closing as well.

I'm so glad football season is here. And the beer companies are happy, too!!!

Ass Kicked Again

Damn you Lake Murray! You kicked my ass again. I am finally convinced that there are no fish in your waters. I know, it took me a couple years to realize it, but I've finally seen the light. Bastard!

I hereby vow to never fish your no-fish waters again until the the next time I fish your no-fish waters. Maybe I'm just spoiled after fishing SP and Vail Lake, but a hit would be nice once in a while. Just a hit is all I ask. I've used my entire arsenal on you and have yet to pull one from your waters in two friggin' years. Consider yourself on my shit list Lake Murray. Secret Pond is where it's at. I'm done with you, bitch!

Okay, maybe not entirely done. I still had a good time fishing for rocks and weeds off your shore. It's about as relaxing as it gets, but c'mon... a hit or two isn't too much to ask for now is it?

Alright Murray, you and I need to have a sit down, fire down a doob, a cold one and hammer this shit out. Deal?

I'll bring the tunes...



Deal...

Busted!

Yeah folks, Paul Spackler would have you believe that he just hooked himself up with a nice place on the course, but the latest intel coming in tells the real story. The Golf Course Commission has released some new de-classified video of the real Paul in action and it isn't pretty...



Sorry Paul, you should've invited kerrcarto and me to your party and I wouldn't have had to release this shit...

Saturday, September 6, 2008

I wasn't Kidding

House warming party tonight! Wish CD and kerrcarto were here. I'll grill and drink some extras for you guys. This is my backyard with the 18th fairway in the background. My son starts golf lessons in two weeks, and that kid is stoked!

For Vetfromhell...

This one's for you VFH. You bring back a shitload of memories!



Respectfully,
A drunken whipper-snapper who was six when this was crankin' all across the U.S...

Check...

Friday, September 5, 2008

Music Wars?

Oh man! You don't wanna go there Paul!

Ya' know, I voted for George before I voted against him...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Cheers MF! Nice new Friday theme, Paul!

More my style!

Since you two have started a music war. I figured I should put my two cents in.
Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's Greatest Hits. The best album ever?

Where'd That Desk Come From?

Holy crap! I busted my ass all day at work today and just wanted to come home, take a shower and go wind down at the bar tonight chasin' some 'tang, come home and crash out. After I kicked off my shoes and cranked some tunes, I wasn't going anywhere! Fuck that! Who said Spring cleaning has to be done in Spring? I'm gettin' shit done tonight (for once)! This place is a sty, and it's time to do something about it. As long as the tunes and vodka don't run out, I think I'll be in pretty good shape.

I've been letting this place go because I was supposed to be in my new place last August. Hell, I've really let this shitty one-bedroom apartment go to hell. I mean, it's not crawlin' with roaches or anything (well, not the dirty crawley kind of roaches), but there's more than a few layers of dust and cat hair all over the place, old receipts, Christmas gag-gifts from last year and a gaggle of useless crap that I will never have any use for, or have room for. It's time to clean house before I clean house. Thank GOD for metal and vodka to get me through.

I started with my compooter desk because that's where I spend more of my time when I'm actually home. I know. Pretty sad huh? I really should've taken a "before" picture because it was bad. My desk was more of a storage shit-pile for all the crap that I was too lazy to get rid of when I sat down before the monitor, emptied my pockets and started drunk-typing!

My next mission is going to be my dining room table. This is a good example of what my desk looked like before I had some vodka in me and was crankin' metal pissin' off my neighbors. I should drink vodka more often. Maybe I could get my deposit back plus some when I finally GTF out of here! I kicked some ass tonight! Picture a bunch of shit like this all over the place, dust around 1/8" thick, paperwork and random shit everywhere with a twist of Bunker sprawled out over everything getting cat hairs in my keyboard.

Dining Room Table (that hasn't been dined on in over a year):
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I forgot there was a desk under all this crap! I knew I was a slacker, but not this much of a slacker. Here the whole time I thought Z had me beat, but he's the fucker who called me on it. Thanks Z. Bastard!

Here's the new no-clutter desk. I really had plans to get more done than this tonight, but it's Friday for cryin' out loud, and I have to be at work early tomorrow. The earlier I get there means the more we get done in a day, which means the sooner I get into the new place and out of this shoebox shithole that I've been in for five years now. Don't get me wrong, I love my neighbors here, but I'm gonna be paying as much in the new place as I am here, but I'll have a 3/1 with a yard and one of my best friends as my "landlord".

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The Fingerpicking Bach on the left was put there to reference when I told Denny I was gonna order it and did. I don't know how long ago that was, but after I came home from work and it was there was when the pile of randomness piled up on top of it and everywhere else. Not that I'm blaming Denny for the pile of shit on my desk, it's just when I suddenly became lazy. HA! Yeah, I know I'm a slacker. That's why power chords and I get along so well...

As far as the side arm goes, that was just put there for effect. I hope one day Claudia sends me a picture of herself cruisin' around the house with a piece. I think that would be really cool!

I wear it when I take the trash out, I wear it when I have a fat steak on the grill, I wear it when I'm takin' a leak, I wear it when I answer the door, I wear it when I don't answer the door. For some reason, the left would have you believe I'm some kinda crazy right-winger bent on Bible-thumping or something. That would be the furthest thing from the truth. I wear it because it's my right as an American. I wear it because I have the right to defend myself. I wear it because I f-ing CAN!

No, I'm not paranoid. I wear this thing all around my house because I can. Nothing more, nothing less. If that bothers you, I will take out a loan to buy you a one-way ticket out of the free world, asshole!

Not you Claudia. No one here!

I forgot that there was some kind of bright red porno desk under all that dust and shit!

Where'd that desk come from???

Friday Night FU To Work

I just got home after a shitty day at work and needed something to wind down to. I tried to listen to Paul's Chemical Brothers post, but it made me wanna destroy my speakers with my 12ga.

I can't speak for kerrcarto Paul, but I'm not much of an electronic guy much either. Maybe back in the 7th grade or something, but man, I couldn't listen to more than 2 seconds of that. Maybe I'm just gettin' old too!

Fuck it! I'm gonna fix myself a drink and crank this shit!

Happy Friday everyone! Cheers!

Friday Night Dance!

The Chemical Brothers. One of the few electronic acts still relevant today after nearly 20 years of in yo! face Block Rockin' Beats! One of my favs since the early 1990s. Damn I'm gettin' old. Enjoy, except for kerrcarto. He hates all things electronic...



Too bad Budweiser is really shitty beer, hence the nickname, Buttwiper!

BTW, for you hip hop enthusiasts out there, that's Q-Tip from Tribe Called Quest rappin' on this one.

Community Organizer explained

Go here read…have your mind blown.

Is that not some scary shit?

Alaska is crackhead free

Since P Diddy has declared Alaska as crackhead free.
I will be packing my shit and moving to Alaska.



Then came his brilliant statement about no blacks living in Alaska.
What a racist. I guess he doesn't like having black folks living next to him seeing as he lives in Alpine, New Jersey.
Let's look at the Demographics in Alpine shall we.

The 2007 Alpine, NJ, population is 2,429. There are 383 people per square mile (population density).

Family in Alpine, NJ

The median age is 47.1. The US median is 37.6. 70.82% of people in Alpine, NJ, are married. 4.10% are divorced.

The average household size is 3.04 people. 32.20% of people are married, with children. 4.26% have children, but are single.

Race in Alpine, NJ

72.64% of people are white, 1.79% are black, 22.74% are asian, 0.25% are native american, and 2.02% claim 'Other'.

2.69% of the people in Alpine, NJ, claim hispanic ethnicity (meaning 97.31% are non-hispanic).


Why don't liberal idiots who don't know what the fuck they are talking about just keep their pie holes shut?
Well I guess I answered my own question there huh?

BTW he did the typical liberal apology that I will not be posting because it is pure bullshit.
He got nailed being a racist idiot and like a good little liberal he has come out with a pseudo apology.
If you say something as idiotic as what you said, I am pretty sure you meant it.

Asshole!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

I'm gonna go to hell…and your all coming with me.

This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while. At least the dude has the balls to make fun of himself and laugh at his disability. Not whine and moan like some do.

I Like Sarah Palin!

For the record, as a proud conservative American, I say that Sarah Palin was the right choice for VP. Finally, an individual outside of the Washington elite circles running for high office. This is exactly what we need. This the exact kind of CHANGE America has been talking about. The Retardocrats Democrats just don't get it. Hussein taps a 35-year Washington critter in Biden as his VP??!! This guy is a member of the most unpopular Congress in history, and the slogan is, "Change We Can Believe In." You've got to be fucking kidding me. I've said it before; Denny has said it; hell, most of the Blown-Eye Blodgers have said it: The only change Hussein is interested in is what's left in your pockets. Sad.

I picked up a San Jose Mercury last week while I was in California. Mind you that most front pages are reserved for news. Well, this rag had an editorial on the front page ragging on Mrs. Palin. Losers. Anyway, the comment that really stood out in this particular article suggested that Sarah Palin connects with conservative American women all the way down to the "diaper bag strapped over the shoulder." What a condescending fucking comment. The hypocrisy is staggering. I thought the liberal left was all about advancement for women. Here, we have a real shot at bringing in the first woman into the VP, and the liberal left bashes her! What the hell! On the other hand, do we really want liberal women tugging a diaper bag in the first place? I think not, for stupidity breeds stupidity!

If Hillary had a child with down syndrome, the liberal left would champion her. But, a conservative woman running for high office with a disabled child? Well, I guess she probably should rethink her career. Fuck you liberals. This country sees right through you losers. After all, Sarah Palin captured over 37 million viewers last night!

I like her because she is not an elite. She is imperfect like the world we live in. She struggles like the rest of us and calls it how it is. She doesn't pretend. She is sincere. She is smart. She represents the winning ticket. And while I will hold my nose and vote for McCain, I am proud knowing that she is on that Cabinet. Oh, and one more thing, Sarah Palin is hot!!!!!!!

To all you liberals out there: you don't fool this patriotic American. Take your femininazi socialism and shove it your ass!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Obama Explained In Ten Seconds

Well, this pretty much explains everything.



I really have no more questions...

I'm Baaack, too!

Wassup CD and Kerrcarto. I'm back in action. We had a kick-ass time down in San Fransicko. My cousin's wedding was beautiful, and the after-reception party was sloppy drunk and stoned. Damn, I love it when all of us cousins get together. We're scattered all over the place from Washington to California to Nevada and Hawaii. The hell? We've managed to stay in touch all these years (there are 7 of us). I love my family! Anyway, I'm all moved en mi nueva casa! Internet service is up....duhhh! I've already cracked my first beer in the new pad.

Number One

Do you know what the number one song was on the day you were born?

Go here and find out.

The Eagles "One of these Nights" was mine.
Not my favorite band in the world, but at least it is not Marilyn Manson or some rap shit.

What's yours?

Monday, September 1, 2008

LABOR Day

Packed up the brood today and set forth for the San Antonio Zoo. The wife, daughter, son, cousin, mother in law and I loaded up in the MIL's ( that is Mother In Law you filthy minded sewer dwellers no F on the end) Impala and laid tracks.

Yeah a day full of sleeping animals and a mother in law in tow. I couldn't ask for more. We head out of Kerrville about 12:00. That means 4-6 hours in the hottest part of the day at the Zoo, another plus! But between the MIL's hot spells and nearly passing out and the monkey playing with his penis, all in all it was a fun trip.


Until we arrived home and the A/C was fucked.
The house is hot enough for the devil to stay over. 

I pulled the cover off of the evaporator core and it is froze up bigger than shit. That can only mean one thing. Dirty evaporator unit. After thirty minutes of the ice melting, I got a good look at the evaporator. HOLY SHIT! That sumbitch was DIRTY! I gotta get up in the morning and go down to the local A/C place and get some cleaning foam spray to clean that thing up! After that it should be kosher. But that means a hot sweaty night tonight. 

Pictures of the Zoo too come. I got some doozies too.
Did you know Hippo shit resembles a floating Coconut?
Well you will.