Thursday, December 31, 2009
Reminds me of this...
BEEEEEEWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Hey, here's a new one. The Skivvy Sizzler!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
No offense to truck drivers, but you dudes drive trucks for a fucking living. Show up when you're supposed to be there, and you'll be out of there when you expect to be out of there. Otherwise, STFU!
I checked in with the Sentry at the gate, showed him my documents and blazed on through to the jobsite. Everyone else that was supposed to be there on time was there on time and got out of there on time. Those that weren't had to hurry up and wait. Except me. I just had to wait...
The late douchebags held up everyone else who was on schedule, which was....
Don't get me wrong, I had a great time today being out of the office and runnin' the loader but damn, figure your shit out ahead of time dude and don't complain to me about YOU being late to your next destination because you fucked up on your time at my destination. Suck it man! That's what you get paid to do...
Time is money, Pedro! Figger yer shit out before you bitch about YOU being late!
All in all it was a good day. I love fuckin' with drivers that have no clue WTF they are doing or where they are going. That's NAFTA for ya...
06:28 headin' up Basilone Road. It was a little chllly, and the Pettibone was a little rocky, but damn fun though! I was so excited to see Pendleton for the first time that I had to take a pic. It was like I was roamin' the desert searchin' for ILLEGALS...
A few miles up I saw this sign and had to take a picture. The "Howitzer" part really put a smile on my face to an otherwise shitty day. After this sign I just had to laugh. Someone "Howitzer" this douchebag complaining about his job with 18 wheels and a pad n' paper...
Monday, December 28, 2009
Rest In Peace buddy. I look forward to chasing you around that big yard called Heaven. I'll see you on the other side...
Christmas last year:
You always loved rollin' around in the grass and the smells of the bushes. I hope you're enjoying that on your current cloud.
When I see you on the other side, we're gonna crank some music, play catch and roll around on the clouds. I'm gonna miss you buddy! Glad we got to spend one last Christmas together Krash. Rest In Peace dude...
We have the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire ring the bell to open the stock market on the 22nd? I guess
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Jug Ears, you are an Outrageous Dickhead! Nothing more, nothing less. I have nothing but contempt for you, ya silly piece of shit. Here's hoping you choke on your dumbass wife's arrogance and stupidity. Maybe one day in her adult life she'll be proud to be an American...
..then again, maybe not...
Fuck you Jug Ears, and fuck that obscene piece of shit you call a wife...
Saturday, December 26, 2009
I did the pay-per-view thing last night and watched The Hangover with a buddy of mine. If you haven’t seen it then rent or buy it!! This fuckin’ thing had me in stitches! Granted, this is probably more of a guy comedy movie so you ladies beware but wow was that entertaining. Four stars! I rank this one up there with Office Space in terms of movies I can certainly relate to, unfortunately.
The Hangover soundtrack kicks ass. Too bad they couldn’t get all the rights to the songs because the soundtrack sold is incomplete and not worth the money so don’t buy it. As various reviewers point out on Amazon, this movie grossed over $200 million and they couldn’t score all the song rights to release a complete soundtrack CD? The hell?
Anyway, there is an old Cramps song in the movie (Fever, which I believe is a cover). This was one of those moments when I was reminded of a band I hadn’t listened to in a long time. Here this morning I’ve got the stereo cranked (kids are gone for a week so this is one of those rare blocks of me-time.) and the psychobilly is flowin’ with my personal favorites The Cramps and Reverend Horton Heat!
But even better, here's some vintage footage. RIP Lux.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
It's gonna be a great weekend with the family. I might have to take a ride on the wild side. We're feastin' in the mountains tomorrow, and bowlin' strikes Christmas Day! Come one, come all. Just come on by in your travels...
Woman arrested for repeated calls to 911
A Kerrville woman was arrested Friday because she called 911 twice and told dispatch “her husband would not eat his dinner.”
Kerrville police officer Shalethea Makin responded to the 300 block of Blanks Street for a possible disturbance after 911 received two calls from the residence; the first was a hang-up, and on the second call, the operator could hear a woman screaming in the background.
When officers arrived, they found a 53-year-old woman screaming “about things that happened two weeks ago,” according to police report.
Officers reported that the woman smelled strongly of alcohol. She told officers she called 911 because her husband would not eat his dinner.
According to 911 dispatchers, the woman has a history of calling 911 for non-emergency situations when she drank.
“She has been warned many times to call the non-emergency number for the Kerrville Police Department when it’s not a life-threatening emergency,” said KPD public information officer Paul Gonzales.
This was the second time the woman was arrested for silent/abusive calls to 911 service.
She was taken into custody, and the case has been forwarded to the county attorney’s office
What the fuck is wrong with people anymore? Call the cops because your husband won't eat his dinner? What ever happened to just not giving him any pussy? And then there is this one on Drudge. Your kid won't stop playing his video games. So what do you do? A:Yank the controller out of the little fuckers hand, maybe kick the console across the room then turn the circuit breaker off. Or B: Call 911. I vote A. I see the increasing numbers of stories like this in the news and I am amazed on how much people rely on "Big Brother" to fix their problems. Fewer and fewer people have the balls anymore to confront their problems themselves. Nope, just call the government and they can fix it all. Just another sign of the times I guess. No wonder we have a complete waste of oxygen in the White House right now. These kind of people are his voting base. We are becoming a world full of nanny state pussies. Fucking pathetic.
UPDATE: She made the national news
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Mr. Badilla is building a rectangular fence around his back yard. He needs to buy enough fencing material to cover two lengths and one width. Mr. Badilla knows that his stride is about one half meter long. Describe a way that Mr. Badilla could estimate the amount of fencing material he will need.
Am I just stupid, or is this a fucking un-answerable question?
Monday, December 14, 2009
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
FUCK YOU ALPOPE you fucking idiot.
Make sure you pay attention or you're gonna get a seriously deserving beat-down... Be carefull, this can be addictive...
In all seriousness though, that's the biggest dick-move a spouse could ever make. Why go through the motions if you're not dedicated? Why bother? If it's just a bang then leave it at that. Bang it out and get it over with but get it out of your system before you spawn two kids with a beautiful wife.
When I was a kid I just wanted to be rich and nothing more, but not any more. I'm a big fan of dinero but it's shit like this that makes me greatfull that I'm getting by. If I was rich I'd be dead...
The fact that Boxer wants to kill the messenger instead if the bullshit fabrication of a message should boil it all down. Even for you 'tards on the left...
Tell ya what... my truck is going to warm up for about fifteen minutes (even though it's fuel injected and doesn't need to "warm up"), I just exhaled some CO2 and some heffer named Michelle Obama just farted in the Oval Office. Write the ticket already and let's get this over with.
...but before you do, can you please tell me how many of you fucking hypocrits took private jets to Carbonhagen?
Oh, you're exempt? I'm sorry. Fuck you!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
COLUMBIA, Mo. — Several Missouri schools are complaining about notebooks and pencils with designs similar to the logos from President Barack Obama's campaign.
At least one notebook and pencil with the design have been purchased from a school supply machine at a Columbia elementary school. Two families have complained about the design, and Principal Mary Sue Gibson said she planned to complain to the supply company.
- It's gotdamn blatent indoctrination. If I was one of those parents I'd be fucking livid! I'm surprised that it was the school's who actually complained.
Greg Jones, a sales representative with Pencil Wholesale, said the design was an accident.
Jones, who delivers supplies to about 800 schools, said he remembers seeing the design but didn't think anything about it. He said the supplies were designed by a different company and that "the art department was trying to be cutesy."
- An accident? BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Okay. Sure. Whatever you say there, pal. I tried finding the name of the "different company" so I could write them a letter and rip 'em a new one but no luck. I got tired of looking because Monday Night Football is on, and I have beer to drink so I said, "fuck it"!
"It's turned out to be really ugly. We're trying to get them out of the schools as fast as we can," said Jones, who identified himself as a registered Republican who voted for John McCain in 2008.
- I think Greg Jones is completely full of shit! He claims to be a registered Republican but he didn't think anything about it when he saw it? C'mon! WTF!
Anyways, I guess this is more a 'FUCK YOU' post to Pencil Wholesale, but I'd also like to say "Fuck You" to Obama, the assholes who voted for him and the cocksuckers who still think he's the second coming of Christ. Oh, and Fuck You too Greg Jones, you lying sack of shit mole...
Here's the picture of the notebook. I got it from here.
You assholes deserve nothing less than a flaming bag of poo...
Don't believe me? Go here and read it for yourself.
I still don't understand why people scratch with their middle fingers. From The Whited Sepulchre.
BTW, I hear that the Obama Administration is set to declare carbon dioxide a dangerous pollutant today. Let's see. Humans breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. Plants absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. Since liberals appear to be allergic to carbon dioxide, we can only conclude that liberals must be aliens in disguise who have come to loot our civilization but are allergic to our air. They're doing a pretty good job so far. Liberals are master looters, especially the black ones.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
I think it is time to ditch Comcast. All the corporate pandering across these last two years has forced me to inject politics into my business and consumer decisions. I have generally kept my political views separate from my daily consumer decisions but no more. I am now a full-fledged boycotter of several financial firms; I boycott both General Motors and Chrysler for obvious reasons; GE and NBC can suck a dick; and now it is time to boycott Comcast. While Comcast has a monopoly within my service area, I am willing to sacrifice speed in the name of principle.
Now understand that I don't mind corporations managed by professionals with liberal ideology. In my neck of the woods for example, local companies like Amazon, Microsoft, and Costco all have a rather liberal management team, but they don't inject themselves into polarizing public issues in the form of pandering. Pandering is what pisses me off more than anything because not only is it disingenuous, but it's also dangerous and smacks of pure unadulterated greed. After what we have witnessed across these last 18 months from TARP to the automotive bail-outs, Pandora's Box is officially open for business. And we can thank big corporate for handing over the keys.
This morning we learn that Comcast has endorsed the Democrat health care destruction bill. The endorsement has come one day after announcing the proposed Comcast/NBC merger. It's bad enough having my Internet service provider now affiliated with NBC. But the Comcast CEO's decision to publicly endorse the health care destruction bill was the last straw. I won't bother summarizing the article. Read it for yourself.
It's amazing what prominent business professionals will do these days to secure business deals. Sickening. I almost destroyed my TV watching the Big Three CEOs bow to Congress for some bail-out cash. Need a buck? Sell your soul to the devil.
Back in the day, corporations operated with a sense of balance between community service and business profit, and were always weary of getting too cuddly with government bureaucracy. Now, the heavy hands of government regulation, organized labor, and greed have destroyed the public's perception of corporate America. And rightfully so because corporations could give a flying fuck about the community so long as next quarter's profit exceeds expectations. Outsource overseas? Check. Cook the books? You betcha. Suck some government cock? Yummy. The effect of course is greater short-term profit, but the long-term ramifications are dire. No need to look any further than the current health of our domestic automotive and financial institutions to prove my point, which we are now paying for in the form of massive bail-out money. Here we are working hard in the trenches while big government and big corporate executives fondle each other at the country clubs with my fucking money; propping up failed and inefficient business models. Instead of solving problems with real solutions, corporate America and big government decide to marry and borrow our future generations into oblivion. Fuck you all.
Smart business leaders should understand that the massive growth in government will only lead to a steady decline in our standards of living, which will ultimately impact profit potential. So pandering to government initiatives designed to grow the public sector would prove counter-productive. Oh wait a minute, there I go thinking long-term again. Silly me. I guess I would make a shitty business leader in today's world stocked up with pandering pussies and greedy politicians.
Note to big business: pander and I'm out. cya Comcast. Fuck you.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Texan Moves North
It's 5:00PM. It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rum and sat by the picture window watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was so beautiful.
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in my life and loved it. I did both the driveway and the sidewalk. later a snow plow came along and accidentally covered up the driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver waved and smiled. I waved back and shoveled again.
It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temp has dropped to 11 degrees. Several tree limbs have snapped in the snow. I shoveled the drive again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came again. Now the snow is a brownish-grey.
It warmed enough today to cause slush which froze again when the temp dropped. Bought snow tires for both cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145.00 to a chiropractor. Nothing broken. More snow.
Still cold as hell. Sold the wife's car. Bought a 4x4 to get her to work. Slid into a guardrail anyways, considerable damage. Another 8 inches of snow last night. Both vehicles covered with salt and crud. More shoveling for me. The got-damn snowplow came twice today.
It's 2 fucking degrees outside. More fucking snow. Not a tree on our property hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the fucking house down. Managed to put out the flames but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands plus lost all my eyelashes and eyebrows. car slid off the road on the way to the emergency room and totalled it.
More motherfucking got-damn white shit keeps coming down. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to get to the fucking mailbox. If I ever catch the son-of-a-bitch who drives that fucking snowplow, I'll chew open his chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner till I shovel. Power still off. Roof has started to cave in.
Six more fucking inches of fucking white shit and fucking sleet and no tellin' what the fuck else fell last night. I wounded the fucking snowplow asshole with an ice axe, but he got away. Wife left me. The car won't start. I think I'm going snow blind. I can't feel my fucking toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More white shit forecast. Wind chill is 22 below. Fuck this! I'm moving my ass back to Texas.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I didn't bother watching the speech last night because I knew it would be nothing short of double-talk bullshit. After reading CharlieDelta and Patriot Gretchen's comments yesterday, I was right. Man, those two were on a roll. BWAHAHAHA!!! I think I'm gonna mail down to them my two old CRTs so they can blow them the hell up and take pictures!!! Kinda like that old printer in Office Space.
There should be no more doubt left about the magnitude of this man's incompetence, and it's pretty sad when a Euroweenie journalist starts talking shit about a liberal American president.
Never before has a speech by President Barack Obama felt as false as his Tuesday address announcing America's new strategy for Afghanistan. It seemed like a campaign speech combined with Bush rhetoric -- and left both dreamers and realists feeling distraught.
Don't ya know? This man never left the campaign trail! He will be known by historians as Candidate Obama not President!
The academy commanders did their best to ensure that Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama's speech would be well-received.
How pathetic. Even our own military understands how inept this wuss is.
One didn't have to be a cadet on Tuesday to feel a bit of nausea upon hearing Obama's speech.
Now you Germans know how we feel on a daily basis!! Best one-liner from the media ever!!
For each troop movement, Obama had a number to match. US strength in Afghanistan will be tripled relative to the Bush years, a fact that is sure to impress hawks in America. But just 18 months later, just in time for Obama's re-election campaign, the horror of war is to end and the draw down will begin. The doves of peace will be let free.
The Bama went for the trifecta: 1) appease the majority of Americans who want us to win this war, 2) appease the deranged by blaming Bush, and 3) appease the
This man stands for absolutely nothing! He is the penultimate empty suit complete with a radical agenda stuffed into a mind with an IQ of 0. He really is the jackass of the Democrat Party. He tries to please everybody yet is steadily losing support across the entire electorate. He blames Bush for everything yet learned nothing from him. Understand that Bush called himself a conservative but was probably one of the most liberal presidents ever. In the end, he was very unpopular after having pissed off his own base in addition to the independent voters along with the deranged left. Obama is following his footsteps perfectly. It's the only thing he is accomplishing. In fact, Der Spiegel concluded the article with this gem, "The American president doesn't need any opponents at the moment. He's already got himself." Couldn't have said it better myself.
I'm gonna buy some Paulaner Hefeweissen this afternoon and drink one for the Germans. Maybe two.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Then I opened it. Fuggin' awesome!
I called kerrcarto that day to inquire within if it was he that signed me up for this and he said, "negative dude, but you might want to check with H2o or Harper". At this point I have narrowed it down to Harper because I don't remember giving H2o my address. But then again, who the heck knows? Hell, maybe I signed up for this from some link I clicked on and forgot all about it. I just don't know...
Anyways, if that was you Harper I just wanted to say thank you! I wasn't expecting anything in the mail except bills, much less this bitchen surprise...
And thank you Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison!
Ultra liberal anti gun former Gov. of New Mexico. Pro Abortion and legal drug use . Dissolve the 2nd Amendment
Auto recovery Czar
Black radical anti business activist. Affirmative Action and Job Preference for blacks. Univ of Maryland Business School Dean teaches US business has caused world poverty. ACORN board member. Communist DuBois Club member.
Radical Homosexual.. A Gay Rights activist. Believes in Gay Marriage and especially, a Special Status for homosexuals only, including complete free health care for gays.
The former failed superintendent of San Diego . Ultra Liberal friend of Hilary Clinton. Served as Border Czar under Janet Reno – to keep borders open to illegal’s without interference from US
David J. Hayes
California Water Czar
Sr. Fellow of radical environmentalist group, “Progress Policy”. No training or experience in water management whatsoever.
Auto Union worker. Anti business & anti nuclear . Has worked hard to force US auto makers out of business. Sits on the Board of Chrysler which is now Auto Union owned. How did this happen?
Central Region Czar
Believes US policy has caused Mid East wars. Obama apologist to the world. Anti gun and completely pro abortion.
Domestic Violence Czar
Director of the National Network to End Domestic Violence. Vicious anti male feminist. Supported male castration . Imagine?
devoted lobbyist for every restrictive gun law proposal, Former Chief of Police in Liberal Seattle. Believes no American should own a firearm . Supports legalization of all drugs
Head of Fed Reserve under Jimmy Carter when US economy nearly failed. Obama appointed head of the Economic Recovery Advisory Board which engineered the Obama economic disaster to US economy. Member of anti business “Progressive Policy” organization
Energy and Environment Czar
Political Radical Former head of EPA - known for anti-business activism. Strong anti-gun ownership.
Faith Based Czar
Political Black activist- Degree in Black Nationalism. Anti gun ownership lobbyist.
Great Lakes Czar
Chicago radical anti business environmentalist. Blames George Bush for “Poisoning the water that minorities have to drink.” No experience or training in water management. Former ACORN Board member (what does that tell us?)
Green Jobs Czar
(since resigned).. Black activist Member of American communist Party and San Francisco Communist Party who said Geo Bush caused the 911 attack and wanted Bush investigated by the World Court for war crimes. Black activist with strong anti-white views.
Guantanamo Closure Czar
Human Rights activist for Foreign Terrorists . Believes America has caused the war on terrorism. Believes terrorists have rights above and beyond Americans.
Former head of Medicare / Medicaid. Strong Health Care Rationing proponent. She is married to a reporter for The New York Times .
Born in New Delhi , India . Controls all public information, including labels and news releases. Monitors allprivate Internet emails . (hello?)
International Climate Czar
Anti business former White House chief of Staff- Strong supportrer of the Kyoto Accord. Pushing hard for Cap and Trade. Blames US business for Global warming. Anti- US business prosperity.
Ret Navy. Stopped US guided missile program as “provocative”. Chair of ultra liberal “Council on Foreign Relations” which blames American organizations for regional wars.
Mideast Peace Czar
Fmr. Sen from Maine Left wing radical. Has said Israel should be split up into “2 or 3 “ smaller more manageable plots”. (God forbid) A true Anti-nuclear anti-gun & pro homosexual "special rights" advocate
Chief of Staff to TED KENNEDY . Lawyer who got rich off the 911 victims payoffs. (horribly true)
Liberal activist judge believes free speech needs to be limited for the “common good”. Essentially against 1st amendment. Rules against personal freedoms many times –like private gun ownership and right to free speech.
Fierce ideological environmentalist, Sierra Club, Anti business activist. Claims US business has caused world poverty . No Science training .
Stimulus Accountability Czar
Spent career trying to take guns away from American citizens. Believes in Open Borders to Mexico . Author of statement blaming US gun stores for drug war in Mexico .
J. Scott Gration
Native of Democratic Republic of Congo . Believes US does little to help Third World countries. Council of foreign relations, asking for higher US taxes to support United Nations
Fannie May CEO responsible for the US recession by using real estate mortgages to back up the US stock market. Caused millions of people to lose their life savings.
Anti CIA activist . No training in diplomatic or gov. affairs. Believes Open Borders to Mexico and a dialog with terrorists and has suggested Obama disband US military
No Technology training. Worked for the Advisory Board Company, a health care think tank for hospitals. Anti doctor activist. Supports Obama Health care Rationing and salaried doctors working exclusively for the Gov. health care plan
Adolfo Carrion Jr..
Urban Affairs Czar
Puerto Rican born Anti American activist and leftist group member in Latin America . Millionaire “slum lord” of the Bronx , NY. Owns many lavish homes and condos which he got from “sweetheart” deals with labor unions. Wants higher taxes on middle class to pay for minority housing and health care
Leftist. Wants all private weapons in US destroyed. Supports UN ban on firearms ownership in America .. No Other “policy”
WMD Policy Czar
Former US Communist. Wants US to destroy all WMD unilaterally as a show of good faith. Has no other “policy”.
Now doesn't that just make you feel safe?
Monday, November 30, 2009
If this alone doesn't make you sick I don't know WTF will! Here we are turning the FLOTUS into some kind of gutter slut in the hood. What the FUCK happened to the dignity of FLOTUS? Did it all of a sudden get yo-yo on us when were weren't looking?
What happened to the respect of Office and FLOTUS? WTF is this garbage? Cheese and rice! WTF is this abortion of a FLOTUS and when is she gonna be proud in her life to be an American?
What a disgrace!
How to step off Air Force One and how not to:
FUCK YOU OBAMA! and fuck your slob of a wife too! She is a fucking disgrace!! An Embarassment! A joke...
Party on Michelle Obama you fucking ignorant MTV slut!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Always a little uncomfortable going over there. I have to watch what I say because it all ends up with you-know-fuckin'-who. For example, my daughter had her first sleep-over at her best friend's house last Saturday. Now mind you I know her friend's parents very well and would never put her in a situation that I haven't covered completely. Anyway, their grandpa wanted to have dinner at our house last Saturday and I told him that Cora was going to a sleep-over and Samuel and I were gonna paint the living room and play Risk all night. I guess gramps may not have liked my decision and forwarded because this last Monday I received the most foul-mouthed, vulgar, mean-spirited email from the winch. She was hysterical and literally out of her fucking mind. She told me how stupid of a parent I am. How I'm setting up our daughter for molestation and all that. Oh and get this. I need to take a parenting class. This from the last person in the world who should be lecturing anybody on how to be a parent!! Can you believe this insanity? I didn't bother replying. In fact, my parents told me to destroy the email completely which I did promptly. I was fuming out the ears because I knew exactly what had happened.
So gramps called me up on Wednesday inviting us over for Thanksgiving. Talk about sitting between a rock and a hard place. I accepted. He then asked how Cora did in a persistent tone of voice. Obviously, I played down that action.
Needless to say, I kept the guard up all day on Thursday. And note to self, never offer any information regarding the kids' agenda under any circumstances from here forward. If gramps wants to know what the fuck, then he can pump the kids for information on his own time.
This is the shit I have to put up with. Remember my ex-wife stayed here at my house with the kids for a week earlier this month while I was in Oregon. Since that went smoothly, I thought we had finally managed to construct a peaceful relationship. BZZZZZZZZZ!!! Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. What an unstable absolutely insane bitch. Hope her turkey was tainted!
Some days I wonder why in the hell I choose to stay up here.
So tonight I'm kicking back with a couple of beers and will probably turn it in here pretty soon. I think I've about had it with the family freakshow for one week.
Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving with good family and friends and has a great Saturday.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
-Yup! We'll call that the Freedom of Speech thingy you libs love to tote when it serves your purpose, but ignore that Constitutional Right (and all others) when it doesn't serve your pre-meditated purpose. You know the one don't ya? I thought "dissent is patriotic"?????
"Since Fort Hood, I've had it," owner Phil Wolf told FOX 31 News Friday. "You can't suggest things. You can't profile. You gotta call a spade a spade."
Uh oh! Phil used the word 'spade' so this will turn into another fucking circus of a race-card game where the righty-whitey is always to blame.
The Anti-Defamation League condemned the sign...
-I'm shocked! Just shocked! The ADL? What an unprecedented shocker! I refuse to believe the ADL condemned this sign.
"It's out of control," Sirota said. "This conservative hatred of Barack Obama is out of contol, and this brings together all those strands of it: the racism, the anti-Muslim fervor. It's one thing to criticise the president on health care, or Wall Street reform, or immigration. But this is outrageous. And I think it's a fair question to ask why these questions about religion and ancestry are being directed so viciously at the first African-American President of the United States."
-Out of control sirota? More out of control than your crew's hatred of Dubya? It's only "out of control" now because the dissent is aimed at your pacifist pussy man-child-of-choice.
And I think it's a fair question to ask why these questions about religion and ancestry are being directed so viciously at the first African-American President of the United States
-And I think it's a fair request to see proof of his supposed 'Citizenship' as to qualify for the office of POTUS? Is that too much to ask? WTF? If you're a legal Citizen of The United States of America, that shouldn't be hard to produce. It's been 10 months and I still haven't seen a legit Birth Certificate! This has nothing to do with race and everything to do with Citizenship. Way to throw the race card in there sirota, you fucking tool!
Sirota is an unabashed liberal, but not all self-identified conservatives who drove past the sign Friday disagree with him
No shit! sirota is an unabashed liberal? I'm shocked! Those self-identified "conservatives" who drove past the sign and were offended by it are the truly unabashed liberals. They just put an (R) behind their name to keep their jobs. What a fucking joke! Conservative my ass!
Supporters of the birth certificate theory, known as 'Birthers,' believe the Certification of Live Birth produced by the state of Hawaii is a forgery.
-Hey asshole! It's a pre-req to hold the Office of POTUS. "birth certificate theory"???? Theory? Theory? Is that too much to ask? I hate you tell you little guy, but it's not a fucking 'theory'. It's in our Constitution...
If I ever make it to Wheat Ridge, CO I'm gonna buy a truck from that lot!!! It's not about RACE, it's about CITIZENSHIP and QUALIFICATION of office. His RACE doesn't have a fucking thing to do about it...
Prove you're a American Citizen obama. Can you at least do that? It's been 10 months and you can't produce a legitimate birth certificate to save yer life. It has nothing to do with the color of your skin, but has everything to do with yer CITIZENSHIP. Prove it motherfucker!
You and that dumb bitch Linda are at least good for a laugh. What color is the sun in your world?
Y'all have a safe and happy Thanksgiving and don't forget you Gotta Get Drunk First!
So I sat down and thought up a war strategy to prevent any terrorist high value targets from ever getting physically abused by our troops again. Here it is. WATER BOARD THEM. THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD! See problem solved. No messy trial to deal with just a messy terrorist to shovel into a garbage can or let the wild dogs eat. Either way.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Roy Warden is the dude from Tuscon who burned the Mexican flag during one of those great anti-ILLEGAL immigration rallies in 2006. Fucking right on Roy!!!!
This dude means bidness you fucking lame pacifist politicians! He's not alone...
The Boy has learned pretty well (he has only been playing for about a month). The trumpet he is playing is a Frank Holton Trumpet (Circa 1926) passed down from my dad's uncle to my dad in the late 50's and from my dad to my son in 2009. I could not be more proud!
Looking back at our posts over these last couple of months I've concluded that kerrcarto, CharlieDelta, and myself suffer from ODS. I mean, seriously, fuck this guy.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Soooo...to make a long story short. I WIN!!!
This is what we have to deal with when it rains (looking out my front door).
No more flooding..hopefully. We shall see. But like I told the dude that came out. I have lots of time to e-mail the commissioner and write letters to the editor so do what you will, but I know the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and I can squeak pretty loud.
Hey Obama! Fuck you, too, asshole.
And here's one just for you, PeggyU.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
You all know we love and adore our brothers and sisters in the armed forces both military and civilian, but if you come to arrest me because I refuse to participate in this sham called healthcare. You better send a bunch of mother fuckers. Cause I'm taking at least 10 of you with me, as that is as many rounds as my .40 holds. Well maybe 11.
You have been warned.
Friday, November 20, 2009
I'm doing a double shot here. I had to slap this clip together because there are no online videos of these two songs with decent sound quality. So leave it to Action Jackson here to make sure the online waves are adequately stocked with kick-ass fuckin' riot tunes. Suck on this.
"Fortunes of War" and "Citizen CIA"
Yes, he is Jewish. Look at that huge fuggin' nose! BWAHAHAHA!!! You da man, Peter!!
WTF is this?
Nevermind, we all know what it is.
Notice his dueling teleprompters so he can easily and “intellectually” read his lines…?
Did I say lines? I’m sorry. I meant, “lies”.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Nobody seems to have the courage to declare the real intention behind the health care travesty bill. You want to know why the taxes are to kick in now with "benefits" implementation to start in 2014? For two reasons: 1) so the government can start sucking our blood now to feed their unsustainable appetite and 2) to deceive us over the true cost of the health care bill. America's vast underclass does not understand this, and the Democrats know it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Ah yes, the Democrats' "bread & butter" voting bloc.
For those of you who think that the Democrat Party is economically inept, I have some news for you. They are not. They know exactly what they are doing. Their agenda is to destroy Capitalism and create a totalitarian government, perhaps a global government on a single currency. The United States Constitution be damned. If you think I am full of partisan rhetoric, then perhaps you should take a closer look at Obama's czars.
But I digress. There are five economic policies that could have been implemented at the outset of the Obama administration. Policies that would have likely hurt us in the short-run but could have set us up for long-term prosperity. And long-term mentality is key to solving really shitty problems like what we have today. If I were the President, these are the first five policies I would have pushed.
1) One-year moratorium on corporate taxes followed by a 10% decrease in the corporate tax rate.
Our corporate tax rate is the second highest in the world behind Japan. Fuck. China's corporate tax rate is lower than ours.
This would have enticed domestic corporations to at least maintain or grow domestic facilities and would have also enticed foreign corporations to move operations to the United States. This creates and, yes, saves jobs. Most corporations require a middle- to high-skilled work force; therefore, tax incentives help fortify our country's middle class. A growing middle class contributes far greater tax revenues to government coffers than high corporate tax rates. History proves this.
2) Deploy the National Guard along the United States/Mexican border. Increase domestic raids against known companies employing illegal aliens.
This policy should be self-evident.
3) Expedite all pending permits for nuclear plant construction. Open ANWR. Open coastal drilling opportunities. Create significant renewable energy research & development tax credits.
Various energy companies have repeatedly declared that domestic energy production would create over 1,000,000 jobs within one year following approved permits. Nuclear energy is a good thing, especially with our technology. Ask France of all fucking places, which produces over 80% of its energy from nuclear resources. How embarrassing. Domestic energy production not only benefits our trade deficit but also reduces the amount of capital flowing from the United States to foreign entities, many of which are our enemies. And don't give me this dirty environmental crap. We have the cleanest energy production technology in the world. Until renewable energy resources become economically viable, we can at least support ourselves during the interim.
4) Commence with an across-the-board layoff of 20% of the federal work force not related to protective services, military, and intelligence.
Contrary to popular belief, Federal employment does not contribute to the gross domestic product (GDP) by any statistically significant amount because the government produces ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! Because of this, federal employment instead consumes our economic resources. Millions upon millions of people simply do not understand this concept.
Private sector growth will eventually absorb displaced government employees. The result is a short-term spike in the national unemployment rate followed by long-term employment rate stability. Federal layoffs would also reduce government labor expenditures, something we desperately need right now.
5) Dissolve the Internal Revenue Service and begin implementation of a flat tax.
Roughly half of our society pays federal income taxes. And you people at the bottom of the food chain wonder why you have absolutely no voice in government. Sure, they throw you bones but if you look closely, those bones are broken and with very little meat; intended to shut you the fuck up and keep you coming back for more. Today's tax policy has been written by the rich and for the rich. Wake the hell up, people. I should expand on this topic but this post is getting too long. Save for next time.
The Soviet Union collapse resulted from massive growth in the public sector, private sector collapse, coupled with a near total annihilation of their middle class. Ronald Reagan understood that if he could start an arm's race, the Soviets would eventually consume themselves under their Communist economic model and collapse. Unfortunately, Obama, Reid, Pelosi, and the rest of the Democrat Party live for one purpose and one purpose only; to make Communism a working economic model. It never has worked and never will. Fuck you, Obama. You fail!
If you have read my post here to the end, then you might be a nerd like me. Cheers!