Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I think I just got banned from the Cowboys online fan club!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! The editors of Dallascowboys.com just locked me out of my profile - seattlefan. I haven't been getting along with any of the other Cowboys fans lately because they interpret my screen name as being a Seattle Seahawks fan, even though I have always been a die-hard Cowboys fan by birthright. I like the Seahawks, too, ya whiny bunch of little bitches. Cowboys fans attack any online participant if they sniff out potential of support for any other team. I don't know who is more insufferable; whiny Cowboys fans or whiny Eagles fans. Both teams have lots and lots to whine about right now that's for sure. And this fan is pretty pissed off, too.

Anyway, I dropped this bomb on the Cowboys web site about two hours ago and a few members got really pissed at me. The topic was concerning recent comments Tony Romo made about how winning a Super Bowl is no big deal for him if he doesn't win one. Probably not the sort of comments to make if you are a Dallas Cowboys quarterback. So I dropped this turd on the web site.

Jessica needs to pull Tony's head up from between her thighs so he can catch some air. Damn dude. If I was a Dallas Cowboys Quarterback then all I would ever think about is winning the Super Bowl! Unless he develops a championship spirit, the Cowboys will never rise from mediocrity. If you don't want that championship bad enough, then get back down there and start lickin'. Next!

uh, probably not one of my finer moments online. Think I deserved to be banned from the Cowboys True Blue fan forum for life? One commenter called me tasteless, another one crude. Another one told me to get lost and find a Seahawks web site. Awesome.

Go Hawks!!!!! BWAHAHAH!!!

9 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Dude, that's fucking great. Don't you just love getting people's panties in a twist over nothing?

PeggyU said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! Thanks for giving me something to laugh about today :)

kerrcarto said...

Tony Romeo can lick my ass.

He was thinking with the wrong head the whole season.

Maeve said...

I thought it was funny.

Rayvet said...

So let me get this straight since I'm really not much of a sports fan but feel like I know enough of them to be able to make generalities about them, especially about one's that post on specific team fan websites. You went to this site after some multimillionaire spoiled brat says to achieve the holy grail of his sport (which he's paid an obscene amount of money to do-if I didn't get that point across) isn't that important to him. You let into him on your dissatisfaction as a fan by joking about his smoking hot babe and the other fans call you names? Is that correct? If so, I have one question. Do you think these "sensitive" fans you obviously offended voted dim/socialist/lib or Repubs? I bet I can guess. Then again, maybe the QB is as dumb as his babe so will continue making comments like he did. There, post that last comment there and see what they do to me :)

Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

That is why I am a Texas fan. No crying all the time and no bullshit. Give em time.

Paul said...

Rayvet, not too long ago the Cowboys interviewed a bunch of players about Obama. Not surprisingly, most of the players were supportive. In the fan comments, I'd say about one-third were making fun of Obama and about two-thirds agreed with the players. I didn't join in on that topic because football is football and politics, well, politics suck.

You hit the nail on the head, Romo makes millions! $67 million in fact making him one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the league. And so for this guy to spout out something like really pissed me off.

I'd post your comment if I could. My ass has been banned. Fuck dallascowboys.com!

CharlieDelta said...

Anyone who would make that much money and shrug it off like it didn't matter should get kicked square in the grapes. I might even throw in an extra head-butt just 'cause that's what he needs...

What a dick!

CharlieDelta said...

BTW, Jessica looks like a skanky whore. You couldn't pay me enough to dip my wick in that trashy bitch.