Friday, January 16, 2009

A liberal's wet dream.

Our spies here at GGDF (they are everywhere, watch yourselves) got their hands on the new "Smart Cars" that the Obama administration will be forcing us to drive.



But look at all the great new choices we will have!

The Smorvette. Sporty!


The Smaudi A3 AWD!



The Smamborghini!



The Smorsche!



The Smorsche Targa!



And last, but not least,

The Smerrari!



I would hate to hit an armadillo in one of those stupid smart cars, much less another car. Hell, a deer would total it. But it doesn't matter. We are all going to be walking or riding bicycles soon anyway.

8 comments:

CharlieDelta said...

Dude, what a steamy pile of turd. All of 'em. They will never get me into one of those lib-mobiles. Never.

I guess they might be fun in the desert with a little 4WD, a lift and some fat tires, but that's about it. Even then, I'll stick with my truck.

H2o said...

I guess my ass will be walking because there is no folding me up and fitting me inside one of those.

Paul said...

No shit! Becky's so tall you get a neck cramp looking up at her! :)

Jackie D said...

What the hell? I don't do "cute" and no way I am putting my teenager into a tissue box of a car. Thirty year old land yacht should be the required first vehicle.

Nancy said...

Humm... they might be fun to drive, but where would you put a wheelchair? or a bag of groceries.

More importantly, where would you put the beer? (I've seen what you guys get on a beer run. You'd need a trailer hitch a wagon to bring back your purchases)

Maeve said...

Oh hell NO!!!!
You will NOT catch me EVEAH driving that crap!
They are a coffin on wheels! I dare you to drive those things in CA and live to tell about it!

Paul said...

Hi Nancy! How are you? Haven't talked to you in a while. Hope to see you at the next blogmeet!

Um, you're right. No beer runs in those stupid things. Damn.

kerrcarto said...

A beer run would take a fleet of those and a couple of normal 18 wheelers. HEHE ;~)