We all know the French suck. We all know they're a bunch of ungrateful cowards, but to get your ass kicked by a poodle? That's just down right pathetic. And funny.
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.
Mauled? By a poodle? A depressed poodle?? BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I guess if I was French I would be depressed too.
Fuck you Chirac. I would hope that he took your balls off, but we all know you never had a pair to begin with.