Saturday, February 28, 2009

Country again.

Speaking of The Country 2

I watched Rush's speech at CPAC today. All I can say is, best speech eva. Here it is in two parts. I know Rush has been demonized over the years (as well as all of us conservatives) as racist hatemongers, but this speech proves once and for all that falsehood as totally erroneous.

Part 1

Part 2

Have patience. He spoke for over an hour. Wiithout a teleprompter and all of it was uplifting (unlike some) no doom and gloom there. I even got a tingly feeling but it was not up my leg, it was in my chest.

Speaking of Country...

Gettin' ready to head out the door to take the bus up to DreamCatcher at Viejas Casino to see Jamey Johnson and get fucked up tonight. I've never been to a Country show, so this should be cool. I had never even heard of this dude until my buddy Z said he was picking up tickets about 3 weeks ago. $5 a ticket? Fuck YEAH I'm in! I'm more of a metal head, but I like a little country every now and then to level things out.

I can't remember if they let you bring cameras into this joint or not, but I'm taking mine just in case. The cool thing about DreamCather is that there is a bar right outside the doors in the casino, so we're gonna get there early and get our buzz on before the show. If I remember correctly, this place is crawling with beautiful women.

There's just something hot about women in shit-kickin' boots! I'll try to sneak some pics. Heh heh!

In the meantime, here's some Jamey Johnson if you're into this stuff.

I'll be crashing at my future house tonight and then it's The 7th Annual Red Beer Day tomorrow at my other buddy's house. His Dad passed away seven years ago and since then, he's held Red Beer Day on his Dad's birthday, March 1. Lots of friends and family come over and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon with tomato juice, 'cause that's what his pops drank all the time. Normally I couldn't stomach Pabst, but with a little tomato juice, it's not so bad....after the first three...

See y'all Sunday night!

Kerrcarto says he likes the country version better than the original...

...Kerrcarto just committed a serious act of heresy (see post below), punishable by beer bong loaded with five beers; fuggit, six beers! Chug it mother fucker! BWAHAHAHA!!!! Here's the original version. You decide (if you're into this sort of music).

Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Night Country for G-Pa-Old Soldier

This is the Johnny Cash cover of a grunge band out of Seattle named Soundgarden. I personally like his version better.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

I haven't posted one of these in a while but I am tonight. Fuck the news! Let's party! I'm going to smoke so much herb tonight that my garage is gonna look like a foggy Seattle morning! No better way to kick off a psychedelic party evening than with some Ozric Tentacles. CharlieDelta and kerrcarto, this is psychedelic hippie prog rock. You've been warned. Cheers!

Total Silence

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.
This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.
A man overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai. It is too good not to pass along.

The conversation went like this...
Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

Friday Cool Test

Ever wonder if people around you think you are cool or not? Well, here is a test that will give you an accurate answer.

It takes about 5 minutes...

This is how it will happen

Glenn had a bit on his radio show the other day that CD's post reminded me of.

This is the best analogy of how the lefties are eventually going to do away with the constitution.

One piece at a time.

You see, the dude steals a Cadillac one piece at a time, but when he tries to put it all back together he has to adapt things and it turns out to be a giant monstrocity. That is what is happening to America right now. The politicians are taking our freedom one piece at a time and no one notices.

Maybe we need to start looking in their lunchboxes.

Thursday, February 26, 2009


I finally got off my ass tonight and did my taxes. I have no excuse for waiting as long as I did except for the fact that there is always something better to do than fucking taxes. I don't know... like taking a fat steamer? Going bowling? Watching paint dry? Planning on the next purchase?

I found it...

That is, if I can find one any time soon. The Kimber is getting hard to find and even harder to come by. Made to order. Ever since this Marxist dipshit got elected, people are starting to finally wake the fuck up about the right to defend themselves. Have you noticed that your local shop is empty? It's about fucking time!

Look to lose a little piece of 2A at a time in your near future. It's not going to be "in your face" it's going to chip away and creep in the shadows....when you aren't paying attention... when you least expect it.

Pay attention dummy...

This Marxist asshole wonders if it might mean something...?

Of course it means something asshole! It means everything! I guess "tyranny" might 'mean' something too when you've been organizing your community for the last bullshit years of your life. Fuck you!

You and Holder blame the violence in MEXICO on law abiding gun owners in The United States? Are you fucking kidding me?

Seems to me that if you really believed in your OATH of Office, you would Protect and Defend The Constitution against enemies Foreign and Domestic like you said you would.

Most of us knew you wouldn't...

House of Ill Repute

Yeah, I think this just about says it right...

He Shoots.....He Scores!!

I could watch flying bodies all night long...

Fuck yeah!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thought for the day

"Above these [citizens] an immense tutelary power is elevated, which alone takes charge of assuring their enjoyments and watching over their fate. It is absolute, detailed, far-seeing, and mild. It would resemble paternal power if, like that, it had for its object to prepare men for manhood; but on the contrary, it seeks only to keep them fixed irrevocably in childhood; it likes citizens to enjoy themselves provided that they think only of enjoying themselves. It willingly works for their happiness; but it wants to be the unique agent and sole arbiter of that; it provides for their security, foresees and secures their needs, facilitates their pleasures, conducts their principal affairs, directs their industry, regulates their estates, divides their inheritances; can it not take away from them entirely the trouble of thinking and the pain of living? Subjection in small affairs manifests itself every day and makes itself felt without distinction by all citizens. It does not make them desperate, but it constantly thwarts them and brings them to renounce the use of their wills. Thus little by little, it extinguishes their spirits and enervates their souls."

Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America, 1835

These were his thoughts on how a democratic society will go down the drain. How come people like Alexis, Orwell, Rand, Tolkien, Shlaes and many more can see this shit coming from miles away and are just ignored?

It can't be the dumbed down society and disregard for the rule of law. Nah..that can't have anything to do with it.
But on the bright side remember we are a representative republic, not a democratic society.

If you have not read Democracy in America, GO READ IT. It's free. Then go buy The 5000 Year Leap, read it and donate it to your local library.
These two are a must!


Thanks to Obamessiah the market is still tanking.
Maybe he should make this his official song.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Media Bias..Nah!

Nope, Keith Olbercocksucker is not biased, nor is anyone on his panel.Nope right down the center those fucks are.
Hey Keith how does it feel to have your TV ratings teeth kicked in by Beck?

We are on a drunken roll tonight!

A Timely Reminder

This seems appropriate after tonight's colossal bullshit 'Address to Congress'.

God Bless Milton Friedman. I am tilting my beer to this man as I type. RIP! Some of you liberal turds out there could learn a lesson or two from this man. Wake the fuck up already!

Phil-Fucking-Donahue was born a douchebag, and will die a douchebag. Don't ya just love the drama in that asshole's voice. What a fucking idiot!

Fuck you Phil! Take your anti-Capitalist bullshit rhetoric and cram it up your ass. Better yet, move to Cuba. You'll like it there.

The Messiah Speaketh And He Taketh Away.

So The Chocolate Jebus is telling us how he and The Chia Pet are going to fux America. I am not watching as I already know what he is going to say anyway. Blah...Blah...Blah...Lie...I am pretending to be like Reagan...Blah...Lie...Lie...Can someone fix the telepromter...Blah..Lie...I'm just like FDR....blah...lie...blah...I take it up the pooper. Yea, I think that sums it up.

For those that did watch it. How many times did Nancy Pelosi blink?

Personally I am watching a Family Guy re-run, then I will tune in for Bobby Jindal's rebuttal. So what are y'all watching?

On a side note. I forgot that The Girl had a basketball game tonight so the steaks and taters had to wait until maƱana.
They beat the only undefeated team 20-18. It was a nail biter.

New Menu Item At IHOP

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, IHOP is now offering a new breakfast meal:

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

I wonder what they're gonna name it?

Gotta love Texas weather

Right now the weather is kicking ass here. We desperately need some rain ( I read in the local rag that we are almost 50 inches below normal for the last 14 months) but other than that it is rocking here today. And just look at that forecast! Beautiful fishing weather. Thursday is looking good.

Tonight is going to be perfect for throwing on some t-bones, baked potatoes a nice salad and drinking a few German Soda Pops. Your jealous as hell, admit it.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Billy Mays Takes A Toke...

If you order within the next 19 minutes, we'll throw in a free fucking gadget of some kind. It's gonna be useless, but it FREE!!!

6 months

Damn, it don't seem like it has been that long. Seems like yesterday. I still get the urge to make mom lunch and BS with her. Damn I miss her. On the flipside our family is closer than ever, just the way she would have wanted it.


I live in an insane asylum. Washington State was doing just fine until all the Californians migrated up here with their politics. Now Washington politics suck more than Windows Vista, if you can believe that. This state is fucking doomed.

This just in...

Washington Sends $1 Food Stamps to 250,000 People. How does one comment on such a story? Seriously.

You think that's bad? I've got a better one. Between 2002 and 2004, Seattle Public Utilities charged fire hydrant surcharges. A class-action lawsuit was filed, and the customers won because fire hydrants are a municipal responsibility, not utility. Last month, the judge ordered a $22.7 million water rebate. The average refund would amount to something like $45 per customer. Well, guess what? Seattle Public Utilities ain't got the cash. So what does city council do? By a vote of 7-1, the council approved a monthly utility surcharge to pay for the refund. Sit down and think about that for a second. And if you can't figure out what's wrong with that picture, you probably should be hanging out here. I swear I can't make this shit up! Here's the story.

Pure Fucking Insanity! Do I laugh or cry? And here this whole time I've been bashing Minnesota like there ain't no tomorrow when the real insanity is right here in my own backyard!

Happy Fuck Obama Day!

Since Mondays suck so much ass, I hereby declare Monday as the official Fuck Obama day of the week. Hey Hussein! My mortgage payment is due here in a few days so you'd better hurry up and get that check in the mail you Red Communist Pig!

On this sunny Monday, from behind enemy lines here in Seattle, I would like to extend a warm, hearty
FUCK OBAMA! to all my friends! Thank you very much.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Saved on Sunday

Rob and I went out fishing again today. 4 hours on the lake and this is what we came up with.

It is a little too early to fish here but we are dedicated beer drinkers..err fisherman. It was windy and hard to keep the boat in a position so both of us could fish out on the open water, so we gave up on the main lake and went back into the original river channel. Well that did nothing but wear our battery down (there are no gas powered motors allowed on this lake as we get our drinking water from it) to the point we could not make it back to the boat dock we launched from. Luckily Supergurl was flying over and heeded our call for assistance, to make a long story short we caught a fish a piece (I will not post the picture of mine for fear of ridicule) and Supergurl is true to her name.

I did not have to God bless you Supergurl.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Good Day

Today was a good day. We headed down to Ocotillo this morning and shot some lead down range. God bless America! Only in the United States can you wake up and blast some rounds before breakfast. Liberty. Freedom.

Cassie had some fun on the .357. She was a little scared after she broke her arm on her dirtbike, but she tagged the target five out of six. I want her on my team for sure when the shit hits the fan... Girls and guns? HOT!

Jeff just bought a new Ruger 9mm (I tried to talk him into a .45 ACP but he wouldn't listen) and wanted to try it out so he made it down the mountain to break the fucker in and have some beers and some peace of mind.
Good times...

Usually the Border Patrol comes by when we're out there and checks our firearms to make sure we don't have any "illegal" weapons. This time they didn't. They never even came by today which I found strange. I guess since The Magical Negro is in power now, the border doesn't mean shit anymore... National Security is the last thing on his mind...

I got home today and cant stop laughing...

Life is good!


I meant to post this Friday, but as you all know I was busy fishing. I have had to step back from the political arena as of late. It enrages me, fucking cocksuckers the lot of them. But this one I could not let slip by.

An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Civil rights? How's that working down in Mehico for ya?

Roger Barnett, 64, began rounding up illegal immigrants in 1998 and turning them over to the U.S. Border Patrol, he said, after they destroyed his property, killed his calves and broke into his home.

This man has turned in over 12,000 trespassers since 1998, and now he is being sued for $32,000,000 by the illegal trespassers too boot. We are truly living in an upside down world. Black is white and 2+2=5.

I tell you libtards what. Howza'bout I come camp my ass on YOUR lawn and refuse to leave, all the while making you PAY me. Then when you have me forcibly removed from your property, I am going to sue the shit out of you. That sound about right?

The immigrants are represented at trial by the Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund (MALDEF), which also charged that Sheriff Dever did nothing to prevent Mr. Barnett from holding their clients at "gunpoint, yelling obscenities at them and kicking one of the women."

In the lawsuit, MALDEF said Mr. Barnett approached the group as the immigrants moved through his property, and that he was carrying a pistol and threatening them in English and Spanish. At one point, it said, Mr. Barnett's dog barked at several of the women and he yelled at them in Spanish, "My dog is hungry and he's hungry for buttocks."

The dude is bilingual, isn't that one thing the Obamassiah wanted of us? Then his dog barks at you and threatens you with anal sex. Oh dude you have a case!

Mr. Barnett said some of the ranch´s established immigrant trails were littered with trash 10 inches deep, including human waste, used toilet paper, soiled diapers, cigarette packs, clothes, backpacks, empty 1-gallon water bottles, chewing-gum wrappers and aluminum foil - which supposedly is used to pack the drugs the immigrant smugglers give their "clients" to keep them running.

Call the EPA! Think of all the trash and refuse this man has had to clean up in the last 11 years. You libtards preach to us to recycle and "help save the planet" but these dickshits can litter all over the place and not a word from you. You fucking bleeding heart assholes are going to destroy this country.

Oh yea, by the way the lawsuit has been settled in a court of law. Guess who won. If you guessed the property owner...EhEh,Buzz,Wrong. He has to pay them $75,000 in damages for four claims of assault and causing emotional distress.

MALDEF I think deserves some phone calls. Here are the numbers. 
Los Angeles National Headquarters
634 S. Spring Street
Los Angeles, CA 90014
Phone: 213-629-2512

Chicago Regional Office
11 East Adams Suite #700
Chicago, IL 60603
Phone: 312-427-0701
Fax: 312-427-0691

San Antonio Regional Office
110 Broadway Suite #300
San Antonio, TX 78205
Phone: 210-224-5476
Fax: 210-224-5382

Washington Regional Office
1016 16th Street N.W. Suite 100
Washington, DC 20036
Phone: 202-293-2828
Fax: 202-293-2849

Atlanta Regional Office
34 Peachtree St. NW Suite #2500
Atlanta, GA 30303
Phone: 678-559-1071
Fax: 678-559-1079

Houston Program Office
4410 Navigation #118
Houston, TX 77011
Phone: 713-315-6494
Fax: 713-315-6404

Hey Roger, some words of advise. Next time just shoot'em. Less troubles.

Sittin Here

We loaded up the brood, both nephews included and went and had a Spaghetti dinner with dad and my sis'. Just got back to the house and was perusing my iTunes library and ran into this one. I do not agree with Willie on his politics for the most, but I still love the man's music, especially when Waylon sits in.

And it just would not be GGDF without this.

$13 per week tax cut! Whoopie!!!

What ever will I do with the extra $13 per week of my money that I get to keep!!! I can hardly contain myself!! This should serve as an insult to all hard-working Americans. Look at it this way, this is equivalent to a pay increase of $0.32 per hour. You've got to be kidding me!!

Across the Internet, I've been reading a consistent rebuttal that I would like to address. The rebuttal is this: About 150,000,000 Americans will benefit from this tax cut. At $13 per week, about $100 billion will be injected back into the economy (Obama says $300 billion but I call bullshit). While debatable, the dollar velocity is about 7 times, which suggests that, overall, over $700 billion would be injected into the economy.

Here's my rebuttal to the rebuttal: Most states, counties, and cities have increased the property tax burden for this year, increased sales tax rates, and increased service fees. Here in Washington State we have witnessed a 0.02% increase in the sales tax, about a 7% increase in property taxes, and increases in tobacco and alcohol tax rates are currently being proposed and will likely pass. Occupational tax rates are also increasing as well as health care premiums. And let's not forget that energy costs are on the rise again.

So I ask you? How is the federal tax cut an economic stimulus when most of us are burdened with higher state and local taxes? Isn't this simply a transfer of federal resources to the states? Hmmmmmmmm. Doesn't sound like a stimulus to me. It sounds more like spinning wheels in mud. We need additional relief at the state and local levels in order to call any of this a stimulus! The only stimulus I see is more government revenue! Suck on that for a while you liberal bitches.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Starve the Enemy!!

Wassup everybody! This country is swirling around in the shitter, ya? I've been quiet lately I know. I actually dropped a hate-filled post a few days ago but deleted it. Sometimes I sound like one grumpy cuss and rightfully so. I've witnessed a big drop in my business volume this year with overall personal income down about 40%. Never seen anything like this before, and if the markets are any prediction, we ain't seen nuttin' yet! But I'm keeping my head up, and we're making ends meet. I've decided to stop paying my mortgage since The Messiah is going to have all you winners out there pay it for me! Then I'll really make ends meet! BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Unfuckingbelievable this government. What a bunch of fucking assholes. The feds cram their bullshit down our throats and then state and local governments mop up and shove it up our asses.

The markets are conducting an orderly retreat. Hate me for saying it but I like it. One of the first steps in revolution is to starve the occupiers of their financial resources. No better way than to eliminate tax revenues from capital gains. But ongoing investment is crucial to we the producers. That's why I recommend long-term investments in precious metals and even real estate. Buy and hold. Realize no capital gains here in the short-run because, again, the idea is to starve the occupiers.

At the state and local levels, I encourage all of you to band together with your neighbors and fight the upcoming assessed values on your properties. Fight it hard and bring down those assessed values, which should lower your property taxes for the following year. You need to do this with your neighbors because a pack of wolves is far more efficient than the lone wolf. They can stop some of us but they can't stop all of us.

Starve these corrupt municipalities. Force them to layoff the fat overpaid bureaucraps ruining just about every aspect of our lives. Drive less, which will reduce gas tax revenues. Purchase used items as much as possible over the Internet. Buy your tobacco products from Indian reservations, both locally or online. If you can homebrew, do it. Starve the government of its alcohol revenues. If you can live with one phone, disconnect the other. Starve the government of its utility tax revenues. Upon every purchase decision you make, the first question you need to ask yourself is how you personally can reduce the amount of tax revenue feeding Satan.

Starve the enemy of its financial resources. This is the first step. This first step will hurt all of us, but we won't take this country back unless we make even more sacrifices than what government is already forcing upon us. Remember our Founding Fathers, many of whom lost their families and properties in the name of freedom. Freedom is worth fighting for. It's time we take ours back, but we can't go about it with guns blazing. Nope. It's more complicated than that now.

We live in a fascist state with a smile. Let's fight these Red Pigs with smiles on our faces as well. We may be living in political hell right now but we certainly don't have to conduct ourselves like it and wallow in the misery that government so desperately wants for all of us. Fuck these Red Pigs.

Cheers! And y'all take some chill pills over the weekend.

This is America, damnit! The belligerent under-class can just get off their fucking crack and join the rest of us!

Friday Redemtion

Rob and I went out fishing today and this is the only one I came up with.

I figure something is better than nothing, plus the fish lived to see another day.

Survivor Quiz

What kind are you?

As for me.

Friday Morning Freedom

If it wasn't for you warriors, we would be in a world of shit and I'd have a lot more to piss and moan about than I do already. God Bless you and your families for your sacrifice! The respect I have for you and what you do is beyond words.

Despite what the liberal pacifist politicians say, we support you and your mission!

Although you may not be in the "news" now that the 'Messiah' is in office, we have not forgotten about you and what you are doing for the United States. You are always in my prayers, and may God bring you home safe...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

New bumper sticker

Early Wishes

August 1'st everybody. Keep that date in mind cause this is what I want for my birthday.

Hat tip to IMAO. FrankJ always has good stuff over there.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Legislation Of Mass Destruction

Man, I thought The People's Republik of KKKalifornia was the most fucked up western state until my Uncle Jim sent me this article about more piece of shit proposed legislation coming to Oregon:

Four Portland legislators joined a Springfield senator to introduce Oregon House Bill 2461, which would impose a $49.61 tax on each barrel of beer produced by Oregon brewers.

-(Read) four fucking idiot Portland legislators who will cause an increase in alcohol related thefts and associated crime from it. I remember doing beer runs in high school and fishing for beer when I was underage. We would give some tweeker hanging out in the 7/11 parking lot a $20 to buy us a twelver or we would 'grab and go' like it was a bank heist. Can you imagine what the kids are going to do now to get some beer? Look for some murders in the Portland liquor stores and massive increases in overall crime relating to this steamer of a Bill.

The tax would raise revenue for the state at a time when budgets are running in the red. Specifically, the bill says it would fund prevention, treatment and recovery programs for those addicted to alcohol and other substances.

-What a ridiculous crock of shit! House Bill 2461 is going to fund politicians and politicians only who cannot balance a budget like they were elected to do. Tax. Tax. Tax. These assholes are over paid under worked douchebags who are failing at their elected positions and they are going to tax the fuck out what most folks do in Oregon. Drink. What else is there to do?

The bill's language defends the tax by arguing alcoholism and “untreated substance abuse” costs the state $4.15 billion in lost earnings as well as more than $8 million for health care and nearly $1 billion in law enforcement-related expenditures.

-Expect that $1 billion law enforcement-related number to increase massively assholes! You dipshits are the problem, not the solution. Health care? Howz about you start turning away the wetbacks who use hospitals and emergency rooms to treat their 20 kids for the common flu on the Oregonian's dime? Your "untreated substance abuse" line is fucking cute. Where is it in the Constitution that the government is responsible for "treating" people for their vices? I have a few of them, and that's on me. Me only! Not the fucking government. Either I kick my bad habits or I die. So be it. That's life. I don't expect (or need) the government to baby me from cradle to grave. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is all I expect, and all I demand!

Laurelwood Public House & Brewing Co. owner Mike De Kalb said the tax may sound like a good idea in this economic climate, but he believes it would cost jobs and not raise enough new tax revenue to justify the increase.

-Amen! It may "sound" good, or to the liberals "feel" good, but this is an abortion of legislation on the people of Oregon and this is another part of the hopey hope changey change bullshit that the liberals of Oregon voted for. How does it taste now?

Rep. Ben Cannon, one of the bill's sponsors, questions whether the true hit to consumers would be as high as beer makers claim. He told KGW his office measured the increase at 15 cents per glass not $1.50.

-Ben, you are truly a dumbass. Your shitball tax upon the brewers will ultimately roll down hill, pick up speed and splat in the face of the fucking consumers who fucking pay for the end product. I hope you assholes lose revenue and lose big when it's all said and done.

If you smoke, look for an increased tax on tobacco products as well. These liberal assholes know that alcohol, tobacco and firearms will always be in demand, therefore will always increase in price. They're not dumb, they're just fucking stupid.

Thanks Oregon-to-hell-in-a-handbasket. I know I live in a fucked up state, but if H.B. 2461 passes, you just lapped us by three...

Sunday, February 15, 2009


Robert and I had plans to go fishing today. So I went to wal-mart this morning and perused the spinner baits and general tackle to see if there was anything I did not have. Couldn't find anything worth a damn or that I did nor have already. But while I am there I always like to check the 2 for $10 bin for movies I like. I am standing at the bin perusing through the movies and I notice 4 pepper bellies meandering the CD isle. I knew what these guys where up to as soon as I layed eyes on them. So I hung around and watched.

I watched them mill around looking around for security for a couple of minutes, then one of the greasballs blatantly shoves a CD down his pants. Well needless to say I went to the nearest associate and told them that they had some guys ripping off CD's. She went over and asked the guy if he needed any help. The look on his face was priceless.."Oh shit" is the best way to describe it. I did not hang around to see the end result, but as I was walking out KPD was pulling up so I guess they got'em.

After that it was on to the river and catching something was on the agenda, wether it be a buzz or a bass. Turns out we caught a few LITTLE bass and a good buzz. It was just good to get back on the water and relax for a few hours if nothing else.

Robert's Whitey

My dinky bass.

My other dinky catch

Saturday, February 14, 2009

La Fogata

I warned them we are everywhere, but they just won't listen.
Our spies at GGDF snapped this photo of Barney Frank's new housekeeper, just in time for Valentines Day.

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Happy Valentines Day!

Saturday Morning Slipknot

I'm just in one of those moods right now. This shit's better than coffee...

Friday, February 13, 2009

The way I am

I had never heard this Waylon song before tonight. But I like it!

It reminds me of me.

Theme Song

...and I sure don't dread it...

At least not until that damn alarm clock goes off this morning. It's Friday, it's 3am PST, I have to be up in three hours and the daily grind is gonna suck today. Yeah, I know I got what I paid for. Today is going to be a long day.

It's supposed to pour down rain (we need it) all weekend, and the dipshits on the road are going to be all over the place either driving too fast or driving to fuggin slow. At least George and Willie know where I'm comin' from...

Fuggit! It's Friday! I work to live, I don't live to work...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

"Something Wicked This Way Comes"

Perhaps one of my favorite movie titles of all time.

When Obama entered his first press conference earlier this week, did you notice how the media took their seats ever so quietly and in unison? Has there ever been a more profound moment on television illustrating the reverence mainstream media awards ultra liberal politicians? Made me fucking sick. They looked like a bunch of clones serving their creator. And with all the talk about bringing back the "Fairness Doctrine," one has to wonder about the double-standard on glorious display when Ed Schultz receives a front row seat!! And now it has come to light that Obama preselected reporters for that press conference. You fuckers in DC think we don't notice that crap. It was obvious that all the questions were nothing short of softball pitches and segues for the King Messiah himself. Barf! Hannity hit the nail on the head when he declared the "death of journalism" in 2008.

Yesterday, The Grouchy Old Cripple posted a video of his Congressman reporting from outside the Office of the Speaker of the House. The Republicans were locked out of the conference meant to reconcile the differences between the House and Senate "Spendulus" bills. Yet, Senators Arlen Specter, Olympia Snowe, and Susan Collins will vote with the Democrats on the final Senate vote. Now! If the Republicans are locked out of conference, one must wonder why these three GOP Senators would vote with the Democrats. They have obviously been awarded behemoth sized slabs of fatty pork for their constituents. And, in my humble opinion, they might as well switch their Party affiliation right the fuck now!! You voters in Maine and Pennsylvania need to remove these sorry losers next election cycle. But you may not be able to.


Very little media attention has been given to Obama's recent decision to shift the 2010 Census from committee to the White House. And most voters probably have no idea as to the significance of such a political power play and the obvious abuse of Executive power. For those of you here who don't quite grasp its significance, please allow me to provide you with a very simple illustration.

Gerrymandering is defined as "a form of redistricting in which electoral district or constituency boundaries are manipulated for electoral advantage..." This method of drawing electoral district boundaries dates back to 1812, and there is a wealth of information online. I took the picture below from Wikipedia. While I discourage Wikipedia as a primary source for research, the site does provide a really good gerrymander illustration.

The overall square represents the population. The bold lines represent the electoral districts, and the dots represent the voters. So here we go:

Ballot measure: "Charles Schumer is a douchebag. Approve or Disapprove."
The voter count: Greens = 37 (He is a douchebag), Magenta = 27 (He is not a douchebag)

So Schumer's a douchebag? BZZZZZZZZZ!!! Wrong!!! The douchebag actually wins by 3:1. Look closely, three of the electoral districts have a majority of Magenta voters while the fourth district has a majority of Green voters. The people be damned. This is how House Representatives and Senators are elected; it is not a simple or even a supermajority of voters but a majority of electoral districts.

The district lines drawn have everything to do with maximizing the number of constituents per district. Gerrymandering is the process used to accomplish this task (this is why district lines zig zag all over the fucking place). And even though a majority of the population may agree that Schumer is a douchebag, the electoral district voting count reelects him. So Schumer walks away and continues to legislate like a douchebag.

As many of you may know by now, incumbents have a competitive advantage over challengers. Why? Because the Census allows districts to be redefined every ten years. And since a Representative has a 6-year term, it only takes one reelection to provide the incumbent with access to the Census. Is this right? Is this fair? If not, what are the solutions? Term limits come to mind, immediately. And my post could go on for hours, but I'll end it here out of fear of being called a douchebag (but feel free to call me one anyway. I'm tough!) :D

On a final note, should it be any surprise to any of you as to why Obama wants to move the Census to the White House? So much for transparency.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Let's Hear It For Subway

I used to steer clear of Subway because I fucking hated that Jared douchebag, but after reading this I think I'm going to have Subway for lunch tomorrow. Hell, maybe even once a week. I applaud Subway for not being a bunch of pussies and firing Phelps like Kellog's did. As I said before, big fucking deal if the dude likes to rip a few bong loads every now and then. It's not like there's a picture of him with a needle in his arm or sucking down a pipe load of crack. It's weed! BFD! I hope Subway rakes in the cash from keeping him on their ad campaign. I know they're gonna get more business from me now, and all the stoners out there too; and there's a lot of 'em. Right on Subway!

As for you politically correct pussies at Kellog's who fired Phelps for a picture of him suckin' down a bong load, I only have one thing to say to you...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Imagine this x10

So this is what a billion dollars in $100 dollar bills looks like.

But how long would it take to spend $819 billion?

“if you started the day Jesus Christ was born and you spent a million dollars every day since then you still would not have spent a trillion dollars today”.

Just thought I would put a perspective on how much money Chocolate Jebus and the lefties are really talking about.

This shit that the demorats are pushing is nothing but a power grab to expand the federal government to the point that we will never be able to turn back, without an all out revolution. Which sounds kinda fun to me.

Well gotta go sharpen my pitchforks and get the torches ready.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hungry? Here's a flow chart to help.

Speaking Of Crap...

Another one from my Uncle Jim...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Blind Date

CharlieDelta's first date post below reminded me of this hilarious clip from a few years ago. PHEWWW!!!!

Same Ol' Politics, Same Ol' Players?

If you ever needed to know the definition of hyprocrisy, look no further. It's right here in '09 coming straight from the Magical Negro himself...

Thanks Uncle Jim...

Friday, February 6, 2009

First Dates Are Always A Crap Shoot...

I've read some good shit on Craigslist in the past, but this one had me falling out of my chair at work today.

Click pic to enlarge

Verizon Wireless Epic Math FAIL

I love the lady at the end. "Well apparently we have a difference of opinion." It is not an opinion you dipshit, it's called mathematics. Hooray for another public school graduate.

Thursday, February 5, 2009


Stole it from no one. But feel free to steal it from here.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

500 Million?

That's a lot of jobs. Seeing as the American population is only around 350 million and that includes kids who can't work and older folks who are retired and all the lazy fucks sitting around on welfare who elected you liberal assholes and don't work, where do you get the 500 million number? Pelosi you are one dumb cunt!! In fact you are the Queen Cunt Of The Universe!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

A lesson for liberals

Glenn hit's it spot on the head with this one.

Monday, February 2, 2009


Got this one from Lisa Kay. I really like it! Thanks to all the Hollywierd assholes and gangsta rappers out there, more and more people are calling them "clips", and it drives me up the fuckin' wall!