Friday, February 6, 2009

Verizon Wireless Epic Math FAIL



I love the lady at the end. "Well apparently we have a difference of opinion." It is not an opinion you dipshit, it's called mathematics. Hooray for another public school graduate.

8 comments:

Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

Shit, this made my head hurt. Fuzzy math

Paul said...

Hey Grandp-Old Soldier, it's .002 of one penny. And since there are 100 pennies in a dollar, you divide .002 into 100. This converts cents to dollars. The result is .00002. So with 35,000 kb downloaded, multiply .00002 by 35,000 and get $0.70 not $70.00. Verizon is fucking stupid. I'm glad this guy posted the video because I will definitely never do business with that company. I wonder how many people have been ripped off by this.

Rayvet said...

That is truly fucking priceless. It needs to be sent to as many people as possible so people will finally appreciate the "dumbing down" of this once great country. We can't maintain our status as the supreme world power with morons like this (the people answering phones at Verizon)being involved in society. But then again, it's those same idiots that voted the magical negro into office and look where that's gotten us this far. Shit. We are doomed.

Deadman said...

Heads they win, tails you lose...

Deadman said...

And why is Nancy Pelosi moonlighting at Verizon?

CharlieDelta said...

I'm locked into another year of my contract with these dumbasses. I'll be sure to show this to them the next time they ask me to re-up...

PeggyU said...

I haven't had any problems with Verizon, so apparently haven't met up with these reps. Hopefully, they let them go after this incident... or at least sent them back to school for some remedial arithmetic training.

PeggyU said...

Paul ... LOL! You accidentally transposed: Divide 100 into .002 ... or you're going to have a porkulus-type phone bill!