I got an email from one of my vendors today that had me in stitches laughing.
Chuck fucking Norris!
I remember my Dad taking my brother and me to the movies the first Tuesday of every month when we were kids 'cause Mom used to have about two dozen drunken cacklin' wimmin over for "Bunco" once a month. Mom used to play Bunco every Tuesday for as long as I can remember, and once a month she would host. She doesn't drink either. She loves to host.
My Dad couldn't get out of there quick enough and my brother and I reaped the benefits back then. Dad would take us out for junk food and then to a movie and more junk food.
Dad always took us to the "coolest" movies too. Invasion U.S.A., Delta Force, and every once in a while an "R" Rated movie. One with boobage! Something like Used Cars. Weren't the '80's great? Fuck yeah they were.
Don't fuck with Chuck!