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Monday, March 23, 2009

It's here again...

Fuck Obama Day that is.
So what do we have this week.
Obama claims Bush's policies on terrorism did not keep us safe.
Turbo Tax Cheat Timmy is announcing a trillion dollar toxic asset buyout, behind closed doors.
France and Germany love his new executive pay cap policy.
And he is a flaming homosexual. Ok I made one of those up.
But he is making shit up as he goes along, so I figured it's par for the course.
Fuck Me Dead we are screwed!

14 comments:

Deadman said...: Ok I made one of those up.

REally? Which one? Certainly not the part about his being a homo...; March 23, 2009 at 8:24 AM
Jackie D said...: Happy FOD to you, happy FOD to you, our president's such a dickhead, even our grandkids are screwed.; March 23, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Nick said...: Can we become the Republic of Texas again? It could not be any worse.; March 23, 2009 at 10:14 AM
PeggyU said...: Happy FOD, folks! You know why I think Monday is the perfect Fuck Obama Day? Have you ever noticed how he tries to shove his shit through on weekends and holidays when fewer people are watching him? Every Monday a fresh steaming surprise awaits. So, on long holiday weekends, I think FOD actually should fall on Tuesday. Kind of a super FOD, if you will.; March 23, 2009 at 1:17 PM
LisaKay said...: According to Larry Sinclair, he's a flaming homo. You know he's attracted to men, one look at wife Michelle proves that!; March 23, 2009 at 3:23 PM
PeggyU said...: LisaKay: LOL! Or, maybe he is attracted to horses? A modern Caligula ...; March 23, 2009 at 3:42 PM
red collar said...: Has anyone seen Obama's video message to Iran?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4okUVGIrUQ

And the Leno interview?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0yAEvVsUo

Screw Obama. I don't care for black men who have no soul.; March 23, 2009 at 4:00 PM
H2o said...: If I had to fuck Michelle on a daily basis, I would be a homo. Have you seen her face without makeup? Get the sack baby....; March 23, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Hammer said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; March 23, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Anna said...: Happy FOD everyone... or is that an oxymoron? Oh well.. *sigh*; March 23, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Hammer said...: 3 openly gay members of Obama's former church were murdered shortly before the 08 presidential run...coincidence?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2014445/posts; March 23, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Claudia said...: I never understood women dreaming about him. He looks so effeminate. Anyhow, happy FOD to you all.; March 23, 2009 at 4:40 PM
red collar said...: Oxymoron? Yeah, it is.

Although I quite enjoy venting along with the choir. It's a welcome change from my liberal infested natural habitat. :-D

Happy FOD everyone!; March 23, 2009 at 5:59 PM
FHB said...: Screwed!; March 25, 2009 at 4:48 PM

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

~Sir Winston Churchill

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

~Homer Simpson

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
~W.C. Fields

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
~Hunter S. Thompson

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day.
~Frank Sinatra

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
~Author Unknown

Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
~W.C. Fields

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

~Cliff Clavin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~ Dave Barry

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

~Henny Youngman

Our Lager which art in barrels
Swallowed be thy drink
At home, as it is in the tavern
Forgive our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
Lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangover
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley.
Barmen
~The Beer's Prayer

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy

But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy

~ Frank Sinatra

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski

The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson

Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway

I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary

Alcohol doesn't solve your problems...but then,neither does milk. - W.C. Fields

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Monday, March 23, 2009

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