Yesterday, Thunder Thighs was being interviewed by some Turkish hos on Hadi Gel Bizimle television in Turkey. During the interview she talked about how she and Bill loved to have animal sex parties with their Commie friends in college but admitted, "I sacrificed a lot of my privacy, which I regret..." meowww
She apparently forgot to mention that she also sacrificed a lamp shade for this interview. What an atrocious outfit and an insult to the billions of lamp shades across the globe. I will never look at my lamps the same again.
Does this mean that whenever I turn on my lamp, I am metaphorically turning on Hillary Clinton? Should I even be thinking up shit like this in the first place?