Thursday, April 30, 2009

A Pox On Us

The Boy came down with the Chicken Curse today. The Girl will have it by this weekend I suspect. So that means 2 weeks of school at home for me. At least it ain't the swine flu H1N1 virus. Because then I would have to shoot them and burn their carcases.

UPDATE: After closer inspection I don't think it is Chicken Pox. I had forgotten that he is taking Amoxicillin and I think he is developing a rash from the antibiotics. The dermatologist will let us know today.

Confirmed its an allergic reaction to the antibiotics. Cease all medications.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tweekers Suck!

Hey tweeker, how did you like that egg splatin' yer rear window tonight? It scared ya didn't it? Hey asshole, I rent here and I'm sick and fucking tired of you and Pedro pullin' up in front of my place and crankin' the Snoop Dawg shit while you puff on the glass dick. We're mellow around here, and we're tired of your shit.

If you wanna smoke the glass dick do it in your own place! If you keep doin' it around here, your Ford Escort is going to get pelted constantly with raunchy eggs launched towards that piece of shit Escort. I buy eggs just for you assholes because I'm not on welfare and I enjoy chuckin' 'em at you fucking turds! Look for the rock (not the crack rock) next time asshole.

Tweekers fucking suck!

Tweekers fucking suck!

100 Days

Fuck me has it only been 100. Seems like two years already. But I guess that should not surprise me since his arrogant mug has been plastered everywhere for damn near three years now. Jeeez. Anyway I was over at the GOC and found this. Go vote and let the man-child know what you think of his performance so far.

Here is my assesment.

Only 1360 left. Unless something happens, like dropping dead from the swin....errrrr H1N1 Virus.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Raising A Toast To Lance Thomas

Lance Thomas kicks some major ass! This 10 minute clip displays a concept that liberal morons will never understand...personal self defense. The first liberal coming to mind is that dumb cunt "Sally". What a tool!

RayVet sent me the link to here but I couldn't find an embed code, so I would also like to raise a toast to youtube for helping me get the job done.

Thanks RayVet.

New Math.

My sister sent me this.

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $ 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok.)

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

UPDATE: I got the new curriculum from the White House website.

Teaching math in 2010
You done got yo-self ten crack rocks. A crackhead holds you up at gun point and ganks 6 of them mo-fuckas. How many times should you cap his ass when his homies snitch on him?

Monday, April 27, 2009

Happy Fuck Obama Day!

Or should I say Happy Swine Flu Day you worst excuse for a TOTUS in recent history? Fuck you Obama! Fuck. You! As legislation sits on your desk to grant Amnesty to 30 million wetbacks you aren't going to finally shut down the fucking Messican border to protect and defend the people you swore to protect and defend from this shit coming north? Border traffic moving north is as wide open as it's ever been, almost as big as your racist wife's mouth. You should be in prison for making the biggest mockery of the leader of the free world in history! You are a fucking joke, but it's not funny!

The United States government is urging Americans to avoid all "non-essential" travel to Mexico out of concern for the swine flu outbreak, the latest precaution taken as the number of confirmed cases in the United States doubled to at least 40.

But President Obama and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano stressed that while the outbreak is troubling, it is not cause for alarm.

It's not? More infections by the day, 100+ deaths already in Mehico and as the trash moves north, so does the virus. Hey Napolitano you silly bitch, you should've been fired before you were hired. I would've laughed you right out of the fucking interview. STFU Napoleon-itano!

"We are simply in preparation mode," Napolitano said. "We do not yet know how widespread this flu will be within the United States, so we continue to move aggressively to prepare."

The hell you are! Preparation mode? Isn't your job to be in "preparation mode" 24/7? The border should've been closed when the news first broke. Here it's almost five fucking days later and the border with Mehico is still flowing north like the bullshit from your lips! You should've been fired Friday you fucking moron!

"We are proceeding as if we are preparatory to a full pandemic," Napolitano said.

As if??????? Does that mean you're not? Where do you fucking idiots come from?

The southern border should've been shut down 20 years ago but to not do it now is an obamination of the position called POTUS. This is just further evidence that we have a rookie at the gun and he still has to load a magazine and learn where the trigger is located. We're fucked!

It's too bad Round Up wasn't around when these family trees were germinated...

If you want to get angry, you can read the gas on the fire here, via Savage.

Shut down the borders, quatantine them and do your fucking job asshole! Nevermind, you don't have a clue what you're doing. How's Hillary's cock in your ass feel?

Fuck you Obama! Fuck your staff and fuck yourself!

Happy Fuck Obama Day!

Wocket Man

Stole it from TNOYF

I love this dude!

NSFW! MANY!! F-Bombs

With the left all up in arms about how cruel and mean our military is, watch for this dude to be eviscerated by them.
It won't surprise me if the TOTUS brings him up on charges.
Poow wittle Iwaqi powice had eye boo-boos after that mean ole' American hurt their pwecious ittle feelings.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Saturday Sniper School (kinda)

The Boy got invited to go fishing with his baseball coach and his son out at a ranch close to where Blownstar 09 is gonna happen. The dude that owns the ranch lives in NY but his BB coach knows the foreman real well. It has three stocked ponds on it (I was told the owner spent $250,000 on fish, most of them 10lb to 14lb bass) and The Boy had a blast. When they got back I was talking to T (the coach) and he told me they caught over 100 bass ranging in size from 3-7 lbs. The Boy snagged him a 6 pounder. Damn I wish I could have gone! And damn I wish they would have taken pictures. I know..I know another kerrcarto fish story. But The Boy had a blast and now has the fishing bug BAD.

They met me at my dads on the way in and since the other boys dad had alot to do we kept the other kid with us and the boys went to sniper school. Kinda. Hence the title of the post. The turtles were out in droves and they went in droves also. Now before you scold me for shooting innocent turtles I only let them shoot them because they have taken over the lake and what once was an excellent fishing lake has turned into a turtle lake. They put a good dent in the turtle population yesterday though. Turtles fear those two when they get out there. The Boy got one at about 100yds with the open sights .22 most of the rest went sniper style. They would locate one with the spotter scope, give directions and see if the other could hit the one the spotter was describing. It was fun to watch and about 30 turtles were turned into catfish food (see we are helping the environment) after that we played some baseball, I drank a few Shiners with dad and ate some pizza. All in all it turned out to be a fun day.

Sniper School. Notice no finger on the trigger. Gun safety 101.

The girl shooting.

Batting Practice

Sorry Neighbors

This was meant to be cranked and I'm gonna crank it.

Sue me!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Saturday Funnies

One of my favorite scenes from one of the funniest movies ever written.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Happy Weekend!

Hello to all y'all GGDF hooligans! Hope this post finds you well. I've been absent online for a few I know. I'm right now nearing completion of probably the most difficult and challenging commercial appraisal project I've ever undertaken in my professional career. I'm tired, stressed out, and generally annoyed, and I hope this damn economy turns a positive direction in our lifetime. Holy fucking shit!!!

But I did take the afternoon to wind down a bit. It was a beautiful day up here in the Pacific Northwest I tell you what. Wow!!! It's days like this that make the awful winters an afterthought. So I sparked up the grill and threw on some steaks and cob. Got a little old-skooooool Jazzmatazz for background music and cracked open some cold ones. The kids were happy. I was relaxing, and TGIF!

My babysitter is spending the night here at the house tomorrow night, and I'm headed to a Texas Hold 'Em and bonfire party at my buddy's beach house on Harstine Island. This time, I'm gonna win, damnit!!! Wish me luck.

Here, crank this shit up and turn your monitor off.

Almost There

Has it really been three years already? Holy drunks Batman! Three fucking years? I know you said I could move in June of '06 but we're creepin upon June '09. Don't worry, I won't hold that against you. I'm glad I didn't put in my month notice at this place back when you suggested I should... As long as I'm in there by August this year I'll be good to go. June and July are pretty much booked so I'm thinking August is prime moving time.

I've been helping my buddy K build his new house after hours for the last three years. I suppose it's part my fault that it's taken so long because I encourage drinks, but when I get there after work I wanna work. And drink. There is no reason why work can't get done while we're drinkin'. For some reason they get more done when I'm not there. I wonder why?

This new place is coming along faster than expected but I'm hoping to be in the 'old place' in a few months. No complaints here! I wanna move as much as K does! Bigger place, bigger yard, bigger garden and more freedom. (hear that libs? Freedom!)

Wheelie and Bunker aren't gonna know what to do with themselves. Birds, rats and lizards are everwhere! My money is on Bunker draggin' a bird into the house and under the bed. She's a mouser and doesn't apologize for anything!

The new place is fucking tits! It might not look like it now, but you should've seen this place when we started. Ground up.

We're in the final stages and I can't wait to get into my new place! Sometimes life fucking sucks and sometimes life is good. For the time being, life is fucking good!

Almost there...

Thursday, April 23, 2009

New Socks

My wife bought me some me new socks yesterday. Problem is I have usually worn calf length socks pushed down to ankle length. One day fishing ought to take care of the problem. Damn.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy Erff Day

NSFW like most everything on this blog but what else would you expect.

More video goodness.

AMC Rules

It was Clint Eastwood night again on AMC and as usual it kicked ass! First it was Two Mules For Sister Sarah and then For a Few Dollars Less. Two great flicks as are any Eastwood spaghetti westerns always were.

This is one of the great scenes I remember watching with my Pops back in the day...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tilt One Back For Chris Simcox

I don't know if we have any AZ readers but if we do, check this out Zonie's...

Social conservatives tolerated John McCain as the party's nominee, but never trusted him, and he now appears to be facing a serious primary from the right in Arizona next year.

- It's about fucking time people. KKKalifornia is a lost cause but Arizona might still have some hope with Simcox stepping up to the plate. I've been considering moving to Arizona anyways.

Chris Simcox, the founder of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps and a prominent figure in the movement to clamp down on illegal immigration, will be announcing tomorrow at an event on the Mexican border that he's resigned from the group to run in the 2010 Senate primary.

- Get out the vote. Tell yer RINO Senator to pound sand in 2010. Vote Simcox! It's gotta start somewhere, and the southern border with Mehico is where it all begins.

McCain was forced to abandon his own immigration reform legislation during last year's Republican Primary, a move that may have cost him substantial Hispanic support to which his record could have given him access.

- Boo fucking hoo for McRINO! We knew he was a plant from the beginning and most of us never considered him worthy of anything except maybe for bitchslapping Jane-fucking-Fonda. After he took the "higher road" during the campaign and pulled punches we knew he was a pussy RINO. I thank you for your service John McRINO, but you need to get the fuck out of politics and enjoy the rest of your time on this earth without fucking everything up for the Conservative movement. I hope Simcox knocks your dick in the dirt in 2010 to send a message to you RINO assholes that we real conservatives actually give a fuck about more than your bullshit "conservative" stance and a vote.

So he's basically getting it from both sides on this one.

- Maybe we should start calling him John-McFingercuffs...

You can read it all here.

New Shirt

My brother-in-law bought me a shirt at the Austin gunshow Sunday.


New Business Idea

During a recession I guess you have to be inventive if you want to make money.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Made It Back Alive

Damn, what a fun trip!

I left my place at 6:30 Friday and still had to gas up before I was oficially "on the road". Traffic was pretty smooth heading North on I-15 and even on I-215 but once I hit SR 60 East it got fucked. Bunch of fucking morons who don't know how to drive were all over the place! I was itching to get there, but I took a deep breath, tured up the tunes, fired up a smoke and dealt with the bullshit traffic for about 30minutes until I hit I-10. Once on I-10 the throttle was wide open. I definately made up for the lost time in the shitty traffic on the 60. I don't think I was ever going slower than 85mph once on the 10. Hell for a while I was doing 98 on cruise control. My kind of freeway speed!

I arrived in Twentynine Palms about 9:30, gassed up again, grabbed a six pack for the road and headed up the 62 towards the turn off. My cousin has the coordinates locked in his GPS and he had called me on my way out and told me the mileage from the liquor store to the dirt road. BOOM! Right on the money. I hit the dirt put my truck in 4wd, loaded my sidearm, threw in Physical Graffiti and cracked another beer. Damn, that five mile drive back into the spot brought back a lot of bitchen memories for me. I was back 'home' again.

I rolled into camp just after 10pm and saw the raging fire going and I was officially there. Fired up and ready to camp! My brother, cousin and a buddy from highschool were already good and buzzed so I had to catch up to their level. No problem. Before I knew it we were barking at the moon and chucking log after log on the fire. When I'm out there the adrenalin is pumping and I just don't want to go to bed. I think I finally passed out around 2am in the cab of my truck. I could've passed out in a bed of rattlesnakes and slept right through it.


I was the first one up in the morning and this was the view from my cab. Nothing had changed since the last time I had been there. The view was just as beautiful if not more. Everything was a lot greener than I had remembered it. I threw on some music and took care of the first order of business.

After everyone else got up, we sat around and bullshitted for a while. Then it was time for some breakfast. Breakfast burritos was on the menu and that was just what the doctor ordered. My brother has mad camping breakfast skills and as usual he did not disappoint. There's something about breakfast cooked on a skillet over a smokey campfire that just brings it all together. Yum!

After breakfast it was time to break out some weapons and exercise our 2nd Amendment rights and do some plinkin'.

Disclaimer: No laws were broken and no one was killed during this exercise. Just four dudes in the desert harming no one. Well, we may have harmed a bbq propane tank and some clay pigeons but those are inantimate objects that don't feel pain. And for the record, we hauled our trash out of there. Saturday went by way too fast. I had to take a spin around our old stomping grounds just because it had been so long. The road to nowhere and everywhere: We got back to camp with a couple hours of sunlight left and threw some horse shoes. I kicked everyone's ass at the pits! I got some great pictures, but some didn't want their pictures posted so I have to respect that. Like kerrcarto's fish, you'll just have to take my word for it, and I have witnesses too! BWAHAHAHAHA! Saturday was a log chuckin' free for all on the fire. We had to get this fucker crankin and burn up the wood. This one's dedicated to you Pope Algore:

The road out Sunday... One last stop to take a piss before breakfast in town.

Rollin' through town this douchebag stopped at the traffic signal and was bumpin' some Mexi-tunes with his fine ass automobile so I had to snap a pic. Traffic was pretty smooth through town until we hit I-10 westbound and it was a cluster of fucks! It was hot as hell and 5mph for about 4 miles. The snow-capped mountain in the backgroun is San Jacinto. We had impatient assholes passing on the right shoulder and fucking things up more than they already were but I just let it go. I was dehydrated, tired and ready to get home. Some of these assholes after passing on the shoulder were a mile or so up pulled over from overheating. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA! Serves you cocksuckers right!

This was the last picture I took. It took about 20 minutes to actually get to the Whitewater exit. After that it broke wide open and traffic was back up to speed but that was a hellacious 40 minutes stuck in bullshit Riverside County traffic.

I got home around 7pm last night, unloaded my gear, cleaned my weapons, took a shower and hit the sheets around 10. I was completely burned out and useless today at work. Luckily for me the boss was gone most of the day and I'm almost fully recovered.

Tomorrow more rest and I should be 100% by Wednesday.

Good times!

A mothers love.

My sister sent me an e-mail today saying she had sent in a story about my mom to a local jewelry maker who is having a contest for the best story of a mother's love. If you are interested in reading it. Go here. Don't worry she is a much better writer than I am. Hers is the one posted by sara78229. Plus she wins $1,000 dollar gift card if her story is one of the top rated two. But most of all it is a good testament to my mother. The toughest person I have ever met.

Sunday Fishing Report

Robert his son and I went out to the lake yesterday and did some fishing for a few hours. It was kinda windy but we had a good day anyway. Actually one of the best days of fishing in a while. For me at least.
Robert caught a nice sun-perch and a bass.
His son caught a bait perch.
I caught about a 2lb something 16 inch crappie. I shit you not. It was the biggest pan-fish I have ever caught. That made my day and man what a pretty fish. Funny thing is I was fishing with a Strike-King bass lure. The worst thing is my camera is kinda tricky and Robert missed the picture. I threw her back so maybe I will get her again. About ten minutes later I caught me a nice little small mouth and didn't even bother taking a picture of it. Oh well what can I say no picture but I have witnesses to back me up.


Well here we are again. What has/is the TOTUS fucking up now.
He chummed it up with The head asshole of Venezuela (see below).
He still won't let the banks pay back the TARP funds and now wants to take a majority share in them.
He sits there for 50 minutes while the Peeresident of Niggeragua (sp?) Daniel Ortega pretty much blamed America for everything wrong under the sun. Then when asked for his thoughts on the speech said "It was 50 minutes long. That's what I thought."
Biden was right this dude has a spine of steel.
But there is one thing that I have to praise him for. He is going to take the budget by the nuts and cut it by 1/35,000th. Because that is the kind of responsible spending the American people expect!
Way to tighten up the belt there Bammers. You da man!

Oh yeah! I almost forgot. Happy April 20th! Slackers.

Saturday, April 18, 2009



Fucking treasonous cocksucker! Impeach this fool NOW!

Article III: Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

Chavez said this about The USA not three years ago.
“The United States empire is on its way down and it will be finished in the near future, inshallah," ending the statement with the Arabic phrase for "God willing." Now if that ain't a threat of war against this country I don't know what is.

And the gift he received from Chavez? None other than that great best seller "Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent" Which assails America for the plight of the Latin American people.

With friends like this, who needs enemies, huh?
I am witness number one to this act of treason.
Who wants to second that?

Friday, April 17, 2009

That's Me

Friday Night Fuck Yeah!

Headin’ to 29 Palms for a weekend of campin’, drinkin’, hikin’, shootin’, horse shoe throwin’ and the usual partying except this is finally going to be a relaxing weekend instead of being on border duties for once. Damn, I love the high desert! I haven’t been campin’ in 29 Palms in almost seven years. I wonder if I’ll even recognize the place when I drive in. It seems that each time I driven through Morongo Valley everything keeps changing. We’ve been camping just outside the Joshua Tree National Monument for going on 25 years now. I love it out there! I remember coming back from a Spring Break trip in ’91 as we were driving South through 29 Palms with Old Glory flying off of our trucks there was a busload of Marines heading North and I swear that entire busload was hanging out the windows and throwing fists in the air at us and clapping. Of course we threw the fists out the air back at ‘em and felt good for giving them a good home coming even though we were only 19 at the time and didn’t even know it was a military town. We were just on our way home from a week of camping and flying the flag proudly because that was during Gulf War I, and well, we’re proud Americans dammit!

Dad had always taught us respect for the military and our flag. Thank the good Lord above for him never letting me have liberal tendencies!

My brother and cousin have been there since Thursday late-afternoon (bastards) so I’ll be driving up myself and meeting them there. I would’ve liked to take yesterday off and caravan with ‘em but I’m saving my days off of work for the Sierra’s in June and Camp Blownstar in July. Priorities ya know?

Anyways, I got my gear staged and ready to load, so I’m gonna throw on some tunes, slam a few and hit the road. I should get there around midnight tonight if traffic is still like I remember it being years ago. Riverside County fucking sucks! At least I don’t have to look at the dump as I drive through since it’s gonna be dark. I think on the drive home Sunday, I’m going to take Hwy. 111 to I-8 West. The drive is so much more scenic and I haven’t been through there in a while. I’ll have my camera with me, so pictures will follow when I finally recover around Wednesday or so…

I’ll be crankin’ this on my drive to help pass the time. It usually does…


Have a great weekend everyone!

Farewell John Madden

John Madden has always been and always will be my favorite NFL sportsman. And all you football fans know now that he announced his retirement yesterday. This sucks. Now me and the guys have no one to poke fun at during football games. After about two quarters of beer chugging, we get our Madden impersonations on and you'll leave the house hurting from laughter. But, of course, Frank Caliendo does the absolute best Madden impersonation. Anyway, Madden was a legend, and he'll be missed. Happy retirement ye ol' fart!!

I know this is bad, but whenever I think of John Madden, the first thing that pops into mind is Frank Caliendo's impersonation of John Madden on MAD TV. The popcorn popper commercial! For those of you who haven't seen this, put yer beers down. Or! How 'bout Madden's accidental dick diagram on national TV!


Happy retirement, John Madden!

Tea Party Ratings are Funny!

You know it's pretty sad when Comedy Central posts higher ratings than two major cable news networks when it comes to covering a political event (in this case, the Tea Party demonstrations).

As Glenn Beck said yesterday to Bill O'Reilly, CNN and MSNBC are collapsing. I think their ratings beneath Comedy Central prove exactly that! How pathetic is this?

Anderson Cooper is one sick puppy, and I'll bet he'd cum all over himself if Barney Frank were to "teabag" him for one night!

When America trusts a comedy network over a cable news network, you know that the media bias debate is pretty much settled. CNN & MSNBC really exposed their "teabags" yesterday. And what sickens me is the fact that both CNN & MSNBC thoroughly covered the illegal immigrant protests and with enthusiasm. But, all of a sudden, when hard working Americans legitimately demonstrate against government spending, deficits, national debt, and the taxes that will be required to pay for all this bullshit, these networks write off the demonstrations as "teabagging." Suck my fucking balls CNN and MSNBC. I'd trust my ex-wife before I would rely on any of you political hacks.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Paradise on the dashboard lite.

Glenn always has good stuff.


What a bunch of fucking retards.

Sorry that actually makes retarted people look like Einstein.

Compare to this

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

On Guard...

I think this pretty much sums it up...

Best laid plans.

I couldn't make the San Antonio Tea Party but I am watching it on Fox (we had some complications come up family and job related). But I did make my local one at the Kerr County Court House. There where about 750-1000 at the peak. I want to see all the arrest's, cars burning, riots with police and people fighting during all these Tea Parties. Oh what? You mean there aren't any.
I wonder why.

Go figger.

Blownstar '09

I just got off the phone with Supergurl and it's on! She has used some of her contacts with the Justice League to acquire a 2000 acre ranch for the drunken festivities writers meet. It is a stone's throw from historic Camp Verde and from what she told me it's a SWEET place. Can you say pool, ranch house and 2000 acres to shoot guns play on, longhorn cattle and other wildlife roaming around and a view from one of the taller hills around! It is crip friendly NO STEPS and the owner of the ranch is gonna hang with us. She has set the date for July 16-19th. Drop your RSVP in the comments and let's get ready to rumble!!!

Any one that is serious about coming e-mail supergurl here.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Need More Space?

Disappointed in yourself (like I am) because you didn't buy a big enough gun safe for your ever-expanding arsenal of valuables? Don't want to buy another firearm because there is no more room in your safe? Worried because your valuable documents wont be protected? Not any more! Consolidate and keep buying, you law-abiding firearms owners out there. Valuable paperwork, jewelry, cash? No problem. Consolidation is key. Especially in these times.

My brother sent this to me tonight because I was bitching about the fact that I need a bigger safe when I saw him on Sunday. I'm definitely going to check these out because there are a few more long guns that I would like to acquire before Negus and company bans them. I'm thinking these little treasures will do the trick...

The Texican Whopper

I showed up to work this morning feeling kinda groggy and hung over and with an empty stomach. I had an early dinner last night and lot's o' beers until midnight watching Caddyshack. I couldn't stop thinking about getting something to eat and then I happened upon this headline that read, "Burger King 'Little Mexican' Ad Slammed in Spain".

Of course I had to click on it and check out what the Mexicants were "offended" over. I found the story quite amusing, and on top of that, it made my stomach growl even more. This sounds like a pretty damn good burger! Maybe they can bring that burger here and call it the Mexifornia Whopper. Hell, there's more Messicans in California than there are in Mexico.

An advertisement for a new burger has caused offense after Mexicans claimed it insulted them and their national cuisine.

Caused offense? Insulted them and their national cuisine? I've got something to offend you and your cuisine you fucking pussies. BEANer!

The television ad aired in Spain, described the Texican as "the taste of Texas with a little spicy Mexican."

Okay, I'm still waiting for the "offense" and the "insult"... Oh wait, here it comes...

It depicted a tall Texan cowboy living with a vertically challenged Mexican wrestler.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now that's just fucking funny shit right there. What's so offensive about a Mexican midget and a Texas beaner except that the editor of this article used "vertically challenged" instead of "midget"? Now that is offensive! "vertically challenged?" GMAFB!

The print edition of the commercial further angered Mexicans by showing the wrestler wearing what appears to be a Mexican flag as a cloak.

I am angered as well! It should've shown the Texan cowboy burning the Mexican flag and then pissing all over it! What were they thinking?

Mexicans and other Hispanics in the U.S. objected to a Taco Bell ad in the 1990s that featured a pint-sized talking Chihuahua speaking with a Mexican accent.

Yo quiero Taco Bell! Yeah, that's real offensive. How about you fucking Mexicans grow a pair and grow the fuck up already? "Stereotypical" is borne out of something "typical." I am sick and fucking tired of people being "offended" by trivial shit like this. Go fuck yourselves Mexicans! No wonder you never get any respect. You are a de-balled nation of whiny little bitches! Btw, if you live here LEGALLY, you should consider yourselves Americans before you consider yourselves Mexicans. Yeah, I know... I'm not holding my breath.

Update. Here is the reported "offensive" television ad that has the Messicans up in arms...err, I mean up in tacos. What. The. Fuck? How is this offensive to Mexicans or Mexican "cuisine?" There is no "stereotypes" unless you want to stereotype all Texans as wearing cowboy hats, etc. as well. Of course you racist Mexicans don't really care about "stereotypes" unless they pertain to you stereotypical assholes. I have always heard that "raza" meant "race", but now I know what it really means; "whiny little pussies!" La Raza? Yeah, that sounds about right.

The whiny little Mexican pussies! Fuck off will ya?

This ice-cold one goes out to Burger King for trying to market a burger that sounds pretty damn good while "offending" PC liberal turds like Jorge Zermeño . Hopefully they'll have the balls like Subway did and not buckle to the PC bullshit that continues to infest this country. Burger King, bring the Mexifornia Whopper to Mexifornia and I'll check it out. While you're at it, give your marketing dude a raise for having the balls to "offend" "la raza" with something as trivial as this crock of race baiting bullshit. That's worth at least a taco plate or tres...

Jorge Zermeño, it's about time you grew a pair of cajones and grew the fuck up bendejo. It's time to take responsibility for yourself instead of always blaming the gringo for your fucked up situation. Stop with this bullshit "offensive" rhetoric. "Your people" are here (a lot of them ILLEGALLY). You put the type in 'stereotype' puto, and you do it because like Al fucking Sharpton and Jesse fucking Jackoff, you know there's dinero in it for you as long as you can blame whitey! Well, we're on to you puta! No mas!

Time to get a real job Oaxaco!

Nuke 'Em

My brother-in-law sent me this (he's the fat cat follower). Go have fun.
I suggest starting with Pyongyang, North Korea

“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”

I've had my beefs with Govenor Rick Perry over the years, especially with toll roads. But he redeemed himself today.

AUSTIN – Gov. Rick Perry today joined state Rep. Brandon Creighton and sponsors of House Concurrent Resolution (HCR) 50 in support of states’ rights under the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

“I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state,” Gov. Perry said. “That is why I am here today to express my unwavering support for efforts all across our country to reaffirm the states’ rights affirmed by the Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. I believe that returning to the letter and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and its essential 10th Amendment will free our state from undue regulations, and ultimately strengthen our Union.”

A number of recent federal proposals are not within the scope of the federal government’s constitutionally designated powers and impede the states’ right to govern themselves. HCR 50 affirms that Texas claims sovereignty under the 10th Amendment over all powers not otherwise granted to the federal government.

It also designates that all compulsory federal legislation that requires states to comply under threat of civil or criminal penalties, or that requires states to pass legislation or lose federal funding, be prohibited or repealed.

HCR 50 is authored by Representatives Brandon Creighton, Leo Berman, Bryan Hughes, Dan Gattis and Ryan Guillen.

To view the full text of the resolution, please visit:

Right on..Right on!!! You tell 'em Rick. It is about time some politician grew some onions and told the federal government to stuff it up their collective asses. My only problem now is who to vote for in 2010 if Kay Bailey Hutchison runs against him. Damn.


And he did it all without the use of a tele-prompter.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Here's to you Mr. Jefferson

I hate my old washing machine.

Yesterday our washing machine's transmission decided to take a shit. Or so I thought. It would go through all the cycles but when it got to the spin cycle it would not spin and it drew the lights down in the house to about half watt. It also made the t.v. blink off and on and wreaked havoc on the puter. So I pulled out the old washer, which was about 10 years old, went to Lowes and bought a new washing machine. $510 dollars and a couple hours later I had the new washer installed and a load going. Everything seemed fine so we loaded up and went out to the BBQ/Chili Cook-Off that Robert and a few other friends had entered. We hung out there for a few hours drank some beer and ate a plethora of BBQ. They had just about anything that walks on the pit. Brisket, Yard Bird, Lamb, Quail, Ribs you name it I ate it.

When we finished up there we headed home. I took the clothes out of the new washer and chunked them in the dryer. I hit the start button and lights dimmed out T.V. went insane and I got pissed. I had already crawled under the house and checked the main line, pulled off the breaker box in the house and checked all the wiring and everything was cool. So I shut everything down and focused my attention on the pole outside. I opened up the outside box flipped the main breaker and noticed the main ground wire had come loose and was hardly making contact. I tightened it up and shazam everything worked fine.

So long story short I spent $510 bucks to tighten up a loose nut. Fuck me, I guess somedays your the windshield and somedays your the bug? Yesterday I was the bug for sure. But on the bright side I got to replace our 10 year old noisy ass washer with a new quieter one and the wife is loving it. Live and learn I suppose.

Message to Somali Pirates


Happy Easter to all our brave men and women in uniform, and congratulations to the Navy SEAL forces for a job very well done today! God bless you all!

Easter Drumage

From a shredder named Neil...

Hope everyone has a safe and Happy Easter.

Catch ya on the flipside...

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Four Days to Tea Party

The organizers of the Tea Party I'm attending in Olympia sent me an email with sign suggestions. Some of them are silly but I thought I'd pass them along anyway. I also read this morning that a lot of people attending these national Tea Parties are attending their first political march. That would include me. Honestly, protests annoy me, but it is time I stand up for what is right. We are the silent majority no longer. God bless America.

Party Like its 1773 (Boston Tea Party)
The Taxes Are Coming! The Taxes Are Coming!
The Power to Tax is the Power to Destroy
Don’t tread on my paycheck
Excessive Taxes are NOT Patriotic
De-fund PORK
We need a president who doesn’t bow to the Saudis
Quit badmouthing America
Don't tax my home away
Oink Now, Pay Later. Does NOT work
NO to Socialism
We are marching for our kids future
Socialists hurt the poor
Tax Cuts Actually Work
Recall Congress NOW
Oink for Nancy
At least the war on the middle-class is going well
Say NO! to Pelosi Pork Politics
Joe the Plumber was right!
Remember Joe the Plumber
When it worked they quit calling it Reaganomics

I'd like to add one:

Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Night Fuck You Gov't

Read The 5000 Year Leap!!!!!! If you have not. Then go get it!!! It's time to take back AMERICA! Not Kenya.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

ANGST! That pretty much describes my mood this week. From Hussein's bow to Saudi Arabia to Hillary's evil Morocco cackle, I've pretty much had it up to here with these people.

I've been a Tool fan since the early 1990s (seen them live twice), and Keenan's side project A Perfect Circle is just as challenging and worthy in my opinion. I know how liberal Keenan is but don't much give a damn because I have always kept my politics far away from the music I love. But I do take issue with Judith which, ironically, is one of my favorite Perfect Circle songs. This song is some seriously sacrilegious shit. But turn the tables and aim this fucker directly at Hussein and his minions of mindless zombies. Not so bad now is it? Cheers, and happy Friday!

Piracy Is Funny

At least to this ignorant bitch it is. I wish someone would slap her senseless as well at the dicksmack to her right. Are these people constantly on Prozac or something? WTF! It's like one big game to these fucking morons!

The act of war is really funny I guess you fucking cunt! Sorry I missed the joke.

Just a thought

My asshat neighbors are out in their car listening to their music crap. Which means I get to sit in the house and listen to bass. Which got me thinking. I wonder if you went around the country and took a poll of what kind of music people listen to compared to their quality of life what you would find. I would garner a guess that most poverty stricken and crime riddled areas are predominantly rap listening areas. Or am I just a racist bigot?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Free Cat...

..Anyone? Nah, just jokin. I don't know what I would do without Bunker and her antics.

I jumped in the shower tonight and immediately noticed that the water wasn't draining as it should. WTF? The water was rising in the tub faster than our taxes under this abortion of an administration. Nothing sucks much more than standing in a bath of water when expecting to take a shower. Well, I guess something sucks a lot more and his name is Jug Ears but that's besides the point. The fucking water was draining slower than a liberal trying to grasp the concept of our country. Let me tell you, that is fucking S-L-O-W!

When it was all said and done I stepped out of the lake of soapy water and dried off waiting for the shit to finally drain. WTF is taking so long? Why is this draining so fucking slow?

Then I noticed the drawer with the Q-Tips was mysteriously open for some reason. I know I didn't leave that drawer open. Who could've been going through the "Q-Tip" drawer and thrashing everything in there? Hmmmm... I wonder.

When I unscrewed the drain-plug I hit the jackpot! If soggy Q-Tips were worth a nickel I would be a fucking dollar-fifty-ionaire! Reaching into the drain wasn't too cool after taking a shower but I swear there must've been at least 30 of these fucking things stuck and clogging things up.

BUNKER! You little shit!

Apparently when I was at work today Bunker partied with Q-Tips in the tub and shoved as many into the drain as she possibly could. I wanted to take a picture of the mess but my camera took a shit on me after the last border mission and the lense wont open anymore. Cannon needs to make a "drunk friendly" camera one of these days dammit!

This is an older picture, but it's pretty much what I saw tonight when I was ready to chastise the little shit...

What? Me guilty?

You little shit!

Six Days to Tea Time!

Tell your friends. Tell your family. Tell your neighbors. Drag as many people as you can. There's a tea party scheduled in every major city. We're going to have them all over Washington State and my daughter and I are going to the one in Olympia, the state capital.

We can no longer afford to remain silent. If we the people do not stand up right now, then our future generations won't stand a chance. The US Constitution, you know that document that liberals hate so much, grants us the right to peacefully assemble, and that is exactly what we'll be doing on April 15. Message to ACORN and all you other punk mother fuckers who want to counter-demonstrate and start trouble like you always do: Don't even think about causing any trouble. We are the real Americans who love freedom and we're not putting up with you sacks of Communist liberal puke any longer. If you start any trouble. We'll finish it. I promise. Nothing would satisfy my hunger more than slamming my fucking fist through your liberal faces. So you best stay home, shut the fuck up, collect your welfare checks on April 15th and watch Jerry Springer. Fucking losers.

I know we have some Washington readers so go to for information. All else, go to (thanks kerrcarto) which will link you to sites from your respective states. Show up. Our country needs us now!

You Don't Deserve It!

We'z gonna spread the wealth all over the place. You don't deserve it, so don't expect it... Hope, change, welfare. Working class? Bend over and grab your ankles...

Keep working America! Millions of scumbags are depending on you...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Super Stoked

I just got an e-mail from the San Antonio Tea Party. Uncle Ted will be playing the National Anthem.

Right the fuck on!!!

I would have killed them.

It is a good thing Marcus is a trained Navy SEAL and can show restraint under stress. I don't know if I could have done what he did. I think I would have killed them.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Go here..

and let us know!! Supergurl has to reserve the place SOON!

You can meet us, and some more cool peeps.

UPDATE: Supergurl has her class reunion that weekend so it is out. She is trying other avenues, I will advise.

Wish I Would've Thought Of This...

If I did, I won't haffa pay fo mah mortage, I won't haffa pay fo mah gas...

First off, let me preface this by saying fuck you Walgreen's you pack of pussies! Grow a pair already. You assholes are now on my list of PC pussies that I won't give a dime to anymore. It's folks like you that keep the PC bullshit machine runnin'. You will only get one thing from me and that's the one-finger salute! Pussies! Fuck.You!

Walgreens has announced that the commander in chief will not sprout a Chia Afro on its shelves.

Why is that? Because you are afraid of being challenged by the racist NAACP? Maybe if one of you assholes stood up to the racist organization for once in your pitifull lives this PC shit would finally go away. I won't hold my breath...

The Deerfield-based company has pulled Chia Obama after a one-week run. Robert Elfinger, a spokesman for Walgreens, said the chain was yanking the product from test markets in Tampa and Chicago.

"We decided to pull the product because it didn't fit with our corporate image," he said in a company statement. "We also didn't want to be subject to any misinterpretation over the product. People could interpret it through a political viewpoint or other viewpoints and we want to avoid that situation."

Elfinger? As in "El Finger" in Espanol? That's choice! Hey Robert Elfinger, how about you finger yourself you fucking pussy! It didn't fit with your "coporate image"? Please tell us all what your corporate image is? Please fill us in on what your corporate image entails. Is it because you are too much of a pussy and your stance is completely hypocritical? I thought you liberal assholes were against corporations and corporate "greed"? No? What happened to your premise?

Elfinger says an story early Tuesday misquoted him in reporting that customers had complained the product was "racist." "The word I used was "offensive," Elfinger said.

What's the fucking difference El Finger? We know what you meant. "racist" and "offensive" are the key words in this PC country today. It makes pussies like you buckle to your knees and throw on some Chapstick.

What? An A(sshole)OL story misquoted someone and mislead the ignorant masses? I am astonished! Shocked I tell you!

If you want to smell the rest of this stench, you can smell it here. My blood is boiling and I need a beer to cool it down...

Fuck you Walgreens you little PC bitches! And Fuck you NAACP! I'm not afraid of you racist assholes!

Nappy headed HO's...

Al Pope I

I made this for Denny a few years back and I forgot I had it until I went over to the GOC and read his post.
Have you noticed that Al Pope has been strangely absent from the idiot box these days?
That can't be good.
When Al Gore doesn't have it big fat mug on the television it means it is behind closed doors with politicians and that folks means we are fucked.
I bet he is negotiating with McSame on cap and trade legislation right now. Hello $1000 electric bills and $4.00 a gallon gas. Then they will use the same arguments they did with AIG and the banks with the oil companies. They are ripping people off and need to be regulated by the government even more. Hello U.S. Government Oil and Gas Co. Don't think they won't at least try?

Hide and watch.

One Of The Best Opener's Ever...

Yeah, Max is pissed and you better believe it!

One of the best opening scenes ever!

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Double-Deuce Ditched Today...

As should any red-blooded American kid! He's gonna remember this for the rest of his life! Granted the yo-yo Dodgers shut us down in our own hood, but Grandpa took him to the Home Opener today. Hotdogs, soda's, nacho's, cotton candy and the whole sha-bang!

How stoked is this kid?


My Dad used to give my cousin and me tickets to the noon games at Jack Murphy when we were in jr. high and highschool and he'd also give us a pass to bail 3rd Period for the rest of the day. Thanks for being a Dad, Dad... Those memories will stick!

Home Game Opener! Perfect day for it huh?


Well let's see what we have to work with today.
The Pot-bellied dog eater launched a ballistic missle Sunday and the nutless wonder didn't shoot it down.
Italy was just ravaged by an earthquake and he has said nothing.
He bowed to the king of Suadi Arabia defaming the office of the president.
He will not take repayment of TARP money from the banks so he can continue to control them
And apparently had a secret meeting with Osama Bin Laden during his trip overseas last week.

I would say Fuck You Obama but a picture is worth a thousand words.
I guess a movie would be worth a billion or so.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Later Brother...

Shit, I knew the time was coming but the time went too fucking fast. My Brother from another mother is moving north to live his life with his lovely wife. I’m happy for you Z! I’m bummed I’m losing my best fishing bud, but I’m happy for you and your future family bro!

I guess it was time to finally grow up and move on. At least one of us finally did it! Glad it was you brother!

I was getting worried for a while that both of us would be chasing tail, pounding beers, raising hell, dodging the law chasing more tail and getting into trouble and going no where for the rest of our lives. Glad you broke out man! This one’s for you brother!

I’m gonna miss ya dude! Runnin’ from the law, drinkin’, smokin’ , jamming and getting into trouble around every corner is going to be missed but you got a little boy on the way and that is fucking awesome!

I’ll be taking the train up to see you guys once you finally get settled in on base. Can’t wait to pound a few beers with ya and raise a little more hell before your boy is born. Where does the time go?

My folks said to say what’s up and to give you two best wishes!

Miss ya already bro! I can't wait to buy my Nephew his first rod and reel!

Miss you two already bro...

Havana to soon be open for business?

Saw this story on Drudge today. So Hussein is gonna lift the travel and some monetary bans to Cuba for Americans with Cuban families. And this lift in restrictions may lead to future relaxations. If you can fucking believe it, this is an issue I can agree with Hussein on but likely for completely different reasons. Without dwelling into the historicals surrounding this matter, I have long believed that the Cuban trade embargo has been completely and utterly ridiculous. It's hard to take the embargo seriously after considering the trillions of dollars in business we do with China. Catchin' my drift here?

And while I think the embargo is ridiculous based on logical grounds, I'm sure Hussein views it as a legal barrier preventing the orgasmic marriage between Communist Cuba and Communist Washington, DC.

As far as the general travel ban goes, everybody knows that Americans can fly to Cuba from any airport outside of the United States, so the travel ban is unenforceable. A good buddy of mine traveled to Cuba about 15 years ago to play with the lolitas and smoke cigars. All he had to do was fly from Seattle to Mexico City and so forth. I myself have been a fan of Cuban cigars after smoking my first one in Vancouver about 10 years ago. And every once in a while I'll venture over to Victoria for R&R and sneak a few back for me and my pals. They're fantastic cigars, although quality control is questionable as it is not uncommon to buy a plugged one from time to time, which sucks considering how much we have to pay for these bastards in Canada. There are also some cigar retailers that will ship Cubans into the US, guaranteed, but they charge you a hefty premium due to risk.

And all for what, to protect our conscience because Cuba is Communist with shitty human rights? If we embargo based on that reasoning then why the hell do we do so much business with China and other heinous places around the earth? I guess those other economies are just "too big to fail." Fucking please. So the logic fails completely. Lift all restrictions to Cuba. Legalize Cuban cigars! And legalize pot while you're at it! Have a nice day.

Update: In the comments, Hammer clarified, "The main reason for the trade embargo is that Castro nationalized all American owned land and business in Cuba."


Wal-Mart Should Hire Me.

Just got back from Wally-World where I picked me up Smokey and the Bandit and John Wayne The Ultimate Collection 4 disc set from the 2 for $10 bin. I also busted me some more pepper-bellies stealing CD's. What is wrong with Wal-Mart? If you have more than 5 mehicans in the CD isle at the same time, go say hello to them and ask them if they need any help. Problem solved. I'm here to help Wal-Mart $50,000 a year. That's all I ask.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Saturday Non-Guilt...

The days of driving around crankin this full blast are gone, but the memories are still there full decibel...

This one's for you Blackman & Robbin' (a.k.a. Jackson & Sharpton)

I'm sorry
for something I didn't do.
Lynched somebody, but I don't know who.
You blame me,
for slavery
a hundred years before I was born.

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white

I'm sorry
for something I didn't do.
Lynched somebody, but I don't know who.
Your blame me,
for slavery
a hundred years before I was born.

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white

I'm a convict (guilty)
Of a racist crime (guilty)
I've only served (guilty)
Nineteen years of my time...

I'm sorry
for something I didn't do.
Lynched somebody, but I don't know who.
Your blame me,
for slavery
a hundred years before I was born.

Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being white!!!!

Friday, April 3, 2009

The Worst Commercials Ever

Fuck Obama! Little Communist needle dick. Let's get our humor on now.

It has always been my contention that the worst and stupidest commercials ever are actually examples of pure marketing genius. Why? Because what is the one thing that you remember most after watching some ridiculous ad on television? Other than the stupid commercial itself, you seem to never forget the brand product or service it advertises. And isn't this quite simply one of the fundamentals of marketing? To torpedo brand recognition into our gullible brain matter? Yes, maam.

And here's a grrrrrrrrrreat example. When I saw this shit for the first time I laughed so hard the beer came back up! Of course being drunk off my ass probably had something to do with it. But, seriously. This commercial rules at midnight!

Oh, you like that shit, huh? Well here's some more!

Vern Fonk fucking rules. Masters of marketing, but I don't know squat about their insurance, except a job of savings. You know what that means?


Here comes more gun control.

You know the ultra-Commie liberals are having massive orgies tonight over this. My God what the hell is happening to my country.

I'm There!!!!

Just heard on the radio that Glenn Beck is coming to San Antonio and we will be in front of the Alamo live on Fox!!!
I'm stoked!!! Anyone that reads this blog and lives in Texas, bring your ass!!! We need to make this the biggest Tea Party in the country. Let's show Washington we are fed the fuck up with the corruption and the spending.
Go here for all the info.
Don't mess with Texas!!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Speaking of Firearms...

Expect TOTUS to use the "facts" to reincarnate the Clintoon AWB of yesteryear. Put the fear into every ignorant left-wing asshole out there that will buy what you're sellin', and there are a lot of 'em guaranteed.

You've heard this shocking "fact" before -- on TV and radio, in newspapers, on the Internet and from the highest politicians in the land: 90 percent of the weapons used to commit crimes in Mexico come from the United States.


-- California Sen. Dianne Feinstein said at a Senate hearing: "It is unacceptable to have 90 percent of the guns that are picked up in Mexico and used to shoot judges, police officers and mayors ... come from the United States."

WRONG! Even if the fucking ignorant hypocriical bitch had her facts straight, it's not on the United States to quash their fucking problem. It's on Mehico and Mehico only! The job of The United States is to keep this shit from flowing North. It's on Mehico to keep what they want flowin' South from flowin' South. As the violence and thirld-world shit flows North we should have firepower pointed South. Why is that such a difficult concept to grasp? Seems simple to me.

For once Dishonorable Diane Feinstein, I would love for you to get the facts straight before you spew your bullshit liberal rhetoric but I won't hold my breath. I know your middle name is "Propoganda" but you are one transparent political whore and people are tired of you denying them their Second Amendment Rights. You're going to lose this one. Maybe not in KKKalifornia, but Nation Wide you're going to lose you hypocrital bitch. The People are sick and tired of your double standard.

-- William Hoover, assistant director for field operations at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, testified in the House of Representatives that "there is more than enough evidence to indicate that over 90 percent of the firearms that have either been recovered in, or interdicted in transport to Mexico, originated from various sources within the United States."

There's just one problem with the 90 percent "statistic" and it's a big one:

It's just not true.

What? Not true? I'm astonished! Astonished I tell you... astonished! do you mean to tell me the TOTUS and his Marxist crew are trying to scare the public into voting for an all-out "assault" on law abiding Americans who shoot for pleasure and sport? Astonished I tell you!

In fact, it's not even close. The fact is, only 17 percent of guns found at Mexican crime scenes have been traced to the U.S.

17 Fucking Percent!!!!

LSM? Would you like to devuldge that recent information? No? What a surprise...

(as the crickets continue to chirp)

This article really pissed me off so here's a few pics of law-abiding Americans not murdering anyone with their firearms or their knives or frozen fish of any kind. What are these assholes gonna try and ban next? My fishing pole? My lighter? My truck? Maybe a sauce pan or a ballpoint pen?

You gun grabbing libtards are the most childish form of 'life' to slither across the planet. Emotions before facts. I bet you went crying to Momma when the bully at school took your lunch money instead of standing up for yourself. After a while you probably offered up your lunch money to appease the clown?

Do us all a favor and crawl back unter your rock and STFU. We'll take care of ourselves.

Before you do, here are a few gun owning, law-abiding owners that might just save your life one day. Feel free to call 911 and wait for someone to take care of you. We'll take care of ourselves, thanks.

Apparently our TOTUS and that dumbass Secretary of State never wanted to bother with the "facts" when it comes to U.S. firearms relating to the violence in Mehico. I guess the "facts" would get in the way of their agenda so why bother with getting all of the information?

We'll protect ourselves while you hop on the phone and call 911. Hopefully the law will get there before your family gets slaughtered.

Good luck with that...