..Anyone? Nah, just jokin. I don't know what I would do without Bunker and her antics.
I jumped in the shower tonight and immediately noticed that the water wasn't draining as it should. WTF? The water was rising in the tub faster than our taxes under this abortion of an administration. Nothing sucks much more than standing in a bath of water when expecting to take a shower. Well, I guess something sucks a lot more and his name is Jug Ears but that's besides the point. The fucking water was draining slower than a liberal trying to grasp the concept of our country. Let me tell you, that is fucking S-L-O-W!
When it was all said and done I stepped out of the lake of soapy water and dried off waiting for the shit to finally drain. WTF is taking so long? Why is this draining so fucking slow?
Then I noticed the drawer with the Q-Tips was mysteriously open for some reason. I know I didn't leave that drawer open. Who could've been going through the "Q-Tip" drawer and thrashing everything in there? Hmmmm... I wonder.
When I unscrewed the drain-plug I hit the jackpot! If soggy Q-Tips were worth a nickel I would be a fucking dollar-fifty-ionaire! Reaching into the drain wasn't too cool after taking a shower but I swear there must've been at least 30 of these fucking things stuck and clogging things up.
BUNKER! You little shit!
Apparently when I was at work today Bunker partied with Q-Tips in the tub and shoved as many into the drain as she possibly could. I wanted to take a picture of the mess but my camera took a shit on me after the last border mission and the lense wont open anymore. Cannon needs to make a "drunk friendly" camera one of these days dammit!
This is an older picture, but it's pretty much what I saw tonight when I was ready to chastise the little shit...
What? Me guilty?
You little shit!