gottagetdrunkfirst: New Shirt

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

New Shirt

My brother-in-law bought me a shirt at the Austin gunshow Sunday.

AAAAAWWWW-YEEEEAAAAH

6 comments:

CharlieDelta said...: I have two different versions of that shirt and I love wearing them to places that I know stinkbeards are going to be hanging around. There are quite a few in my neighborhood so the chances of me pissing off a few are pretty good on any given day...

Mission accomplished!; April 21, 2009 at 9:08 PM
CharlieDelta said...: kerrcarto, check your gravdigr account and let me know what you think about my possible itinerary in July. I didn't have your regular email when I sent it cause I was at work. Lemme know if that works for you...; April 21, 2009 at 9:14 PM
kerrcarto said...: You know the kerrcartobus is there anytime brother. Works for me. Now where's pauldo?; April 21, 2009 at 9:19 PM
CharlieDelta said...: Cool man, then I'm booking it tonight and sealing the deal.

I don't know where the fuck Paul is. Pauldo, where art thou?; April 21, 2009 at 9:29 PM
LisaKay said...: I Want that Shirt!!!; April 21, 2009 at 9:47 PM
PeggyU said...: Nice!; April 22, 2009 at 2:00 AM

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~Sir Winston Churchill

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

~Homer Simpson

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
~W.C. Fields

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~ Dave Barry

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Our Lager which art in barrels
Swallowed be thy drink
At home, as it is in the tavern
Forgive our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
Lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangover
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley.
Barmen
~The Beer's Prayer

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy

But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski

The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

New Shirt

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