Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tweekers Suck!

Hey tweeker, how did you like that egg splatin' yer rear window tonight? It scared ya didn't it? Hey asshole, I rent here and I'm sick and fucking tired of you and Pedro pullin' up in front of my place and crankin' the Snoop Dawg shit while you puff on the glass dick. We're mellow around here, and we're tired of your shit.

If you wanna smoke the glass dick do it in your own place! If you keep doin' it around here, your Ford Escort is going to get pelted constantly with raunchy eggs launched towards that piece of shit Escort. I buy eggs just for you assholes because I'm not on welfare and I enjoy chuckin' 'em at you fucking turds! Look for the rock (not the crack rock) next time asshole.

Tweekers fucking suck!



Tweekers fucking suck!

22 comments:

Hammer said...

You get em CD!

kerrcarto said...

NExt door neighbor hell! I can relate. The tweekers next to me are driving me INSANE!!!!! Maybe I will go the egg route. Nothing else is working.

JihadGene said...

Bombs away!Good hunting.

Grandpa-Old Soldier said...

What the hell is a tweaker??
Sounds like some kind of drugie asshole,, but really I don't know.

CharlieDelta said...

Grandpa-Old Soldier, you are correct. Meth heads and crack heads. I live in a pretty descent neighborhood but when these fuckers come around, so does the crime and vandalism. I do whatever I can to nip the shit in the bud before it has a chance to grow.

Anonymous said...

what kind of asshole would want to put that shit in their body for the first time.

LisaKay said...

CD is my favorite Cracktavist!

Deadman said...

Next time, toss a few of these on their windshield. Fuckers.

Jackie D said...

I realize you have serious firepower, but I was thinking that a Red Ryder BB gun would be fun. Bearing in mind the paranoia factor of those on crack, it would drive them nuts to hear the plinking of bb's hitting the car. (Just don't shoot your eye out).

Roman candles could be fun to shoot their way, too.

CharlieDelta said...

LisaKay, we need to sit down, have a Shiner, talk some firearms and compare anti-tweeker strategies. I fucking hate fucking tweekers! I forgot that you were dealing with fucking tweekers too. When you come to Blownstar and have a Shiner with me, we will compare notes and shut the fucking tweekers down...

Deadman, I have a few eggs marinating in the sun for the next time these assholes smoke their shit in front of my place. There's a lot of bushes and trees where I could stealthily sneak around and plant a fastball right at the driver's head. I wish I had an IR camera to get the look on Pedro's face when throw him a 90mph!

JackieD-
That's one rifle I don't own. My first rifle was a Daisey Crossman. My Dad still has his Red Rider from the bb-gun days as a kid and the thing is accurate as fuck. This thing is older than I am and in great condition too. Hmmm...

I do own a paintball gun however... I might even have a supressor on it so they won't know where it's coming from. BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!

The gears are turning right now JackieD, and I might have to call you for bail. If you can cover me, I swear I'm good for it!

I fucking hate tweekers!

lisakay said...

Do you have a lic plate #? Get that for me and I'll try and get their names. It freaks them out HUGE when you use their name when you are expressing your feelings at them.

CharlieDelta said...

Next step is a new camera with Lic Plate #'s. Tweekers can run, but they can't hide!

They especially can't hide from the rotten eggs and/or granite kissing their windows...

Welcome to the neighborhood you fucking tweekers!

Deadman said...

We can start a CD Bail fund. Hell, maybe this is a new business opportunity...becoming a bail bondsman...

Jackie D said...

I'm good for the bail money.

If you get good pictures, you could blow one up big and make a "Reserved Tweeker Parking" sign complete with the photo. That would freak them out next time they pulled in.

LisaKay said...

JackieD, That was my next idea for CD, I actually did that and took pictures of them, after that they parked around the corner, so we went around the corner too.

Jackie D said...

LisaKay...great minds...

CharlieDelta said...

That is a great idea! Too bad it's always at night...

LisaKay said...

CD, you need an 20mW laser!

CharlieDelta said...

LisaKay, I don't even know what that is, but hook a brutha up sistah!

Dan O. said...

2 plans

1.Use a co2 pellet gun to take out a tire, then while the tweekers are trying to change the flat (that should be freakin' hilarious) call the cops.1

or

2. Just get a couple of buddies and the 3 of you block their car where they're parked and call the cops.

Just getting them to leave moves the problem to another neighborhood. Get 'em busted.

Special(ist) Kay said...

CD, this is covert ops, 'Operation Calamitous Intent' I'll send an email with further instructions...

Spc K said...

I'll attatch an attache with a dossier, should you choose to accept...