Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wal-Mart Should Hire Me.

Just got back from Wally-World where I picked me up Smokey and the Bandit and John Wayne The Ultimate Collection 4 disc set from the 2 for $10 bin. I also busted me some more pepper-bellies stealing CD's. What is wrong with Wal-Mart? If you have more than 5 mehicans in the CD isle at the same time, go say hello to them and ask them if they need any help. Problem solved. I'm here to help Wal-Mart $50,000 a year. That's all I ask.

11 comments:

Hammer said...

I hate friggin shop lifters. One job I had was to follow them around until they screamed at obcenities at me and left.

Pepper Bellies lol!

RiverRat said...

pepper-bellies ?

Paul said...

I haven't heard of that one, either RiverRat. But, after perusing the Urban Dictionary online, "a racial slang term to describe hispanics. It comes from the stereotype that hispanics like to eat peppers." BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Paul said...

Apparently, they also like to steal CDs because this isn't the first time kerrcarto's talked about this. He fired off a similar story not even two months ago.

Jackie D said...

My local Wally World recently converted to locked cabinets for all the movies, games and computer equipment. For the life of me I can't figure out why they don't go straight to the problem and lock up the "Latino Music" selection. We do have a couple of assertive folks in the electronics dept - it's funny to watch them get a movie out of the locked case and just hand it to certain people and other people they require to pay right there in the dept, with the employee carrying the DVD to the register. Witnessed more than a few, "...um, we'll be back in a minute to get that..." episodes.

River Rat said...

Oh ok so it means beaners. Gotya.

red collar said...

OMG! Charlie Delta's been stolen by Mexican? Is there a ransom note?

I'm ready to ship this bagfull of peppers, just give me an address!

Don't worry, CD. We'll get you back, Chuck Norris has been notified and will move into position if they start playing hardball.

Paul said...

Damn, Red Collar. That's a scary fucking avatar? Is that what Nancy Pelosi looks like in the mornings?

CharlieDelta said...

Pepper Bellies? BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! I'm surrounded by those fucks and I've never heard that one! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! Perfect!

Nice work kerrcarto! You have balls going into a WalMart without coming out with bloody knuckles. I have to stay out of that place or I would be instantly arrested for some kind of bullshit "hate crime" for putting a stop to the Mexi-theft...

Hammer said...

I ran across this today and thought you might get a laugh out of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqKE-veVeZk

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