Friday, April 3, 2009

The Worst Commercials Ever

Fuck Obama! Little Communist needle dick. Let's get our humor on now.

It has always been my contention that the worst and stupidest commercials ever are actually examples of pure marketing genius. Why? Because what is the one thing that you remember most after watching some ridiculous ad on television? Other than the stupid commercial itself, you seem to never forget the brand product or service it advertises. And isn't this quite simply one of the fundamentals of marketing? To torpedo brand recognition into our gullible brain matter? Yes, maam.

And here's a grrrrrrrrrreat example. When I saw this shit for the first time I laughed so hard the beer came back up! Of course being drunk off my ass probably had something to do with it. But, seriously. This commercial rules at midnight!



Oh, you like that shit, huh? Well here's some more!



Vern Fonk fucking rules. Masters of marketing, but I don't know squat about their insurance, except a job of savings. You know what that means?

SHIPOOPI! DANCE!

9 comments:

Hammer said...

LMFAO

I saw one of these by accident the other day.

Good shit.

PeggyU said...

Oh my God! Shapoopi! That is embarrassing! I thought it was the evergreen state's little secret since they run those spots so late at night. Those are old ads. The new ones are equally awful. Did Paul turn you onto that?

Deadman said...

Buddy Hackett embarrassed himself with it long before this guy, Peggy...

PeggyU said...

Deadman - Yes, now that you mention it, I recall that! It's the whole Honk for Fonk package that gets to me, though. Ack, he's annoying!

flash said...

D.C. clowns ..eat your tiny little hearts out!

PeggyU said...

Well, whodathunk it? You can buy Vern Fonk shirts and stuff. He's gone viral.

PeggyU said...

Is Cal Worthington still around, btw?

Hammer said...

lol I remember cal.

I think he rode a steer in his commericals.

Buddy Hackett..he had a damn fine gun collection. most of it was sold off at the gun shows about 5 years ago.

Paul said...

PeggyU, ROFL! I knew you'd pipe in on this post.