Wednesday, May 20, 2009

All Thumbs

Since Harry "The Fairy" Reid has divebombed Obamas plan to shut down GITMO it got me thinking. What would you do with the guys that are being held there? Life in prison? Military Tribunals? Send them home? Execution? Medical Experiments? Trans-gender Plastic Surgeon training patients? Barry Manilow roadies? I mean the possibilities are endless.

I'll tell you what I would do to them and it does not involve torture, well not really. I would have them sedated. Then have their thumbs and large toes surgically removed completely. Then I would send them back to their country of origin.

What say y'all?

9 comments:

Jackie D said...
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Jackie D said...

I think the Dallas Cowboys have some room on their roster.

Hammer said...

Just dump them in the atlantic and let them swim home to mecca.

Paul said...

Jackie, that was just wrong. Just wrong. BWAHAHAH!!!

I'd put them in a room with large speakers and blast Obama campaign speeches and Pelosi news conferences over and over again until they die of insanity. I'll bet they'd take waterboarding over that any day.

CharlieDelta said...

Send 'em out to the desert with me the next time I go. I've been needing some moving targets to hone my skills...

PeggyU said...

Paul: I like that one a lot. I know I couldn't prolly take even 15 minutes of that.

Deadman said...

I can think of other parts that should be removed as well...

Denny said...

Fly over their countries of origin at 15,000 feet and kick 'em out of the plane.

Anonymous said...

shoot the sons of bitches like they should have to begin with.