gottagetdrunkfirst: It's Fixed

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

It's Fixed

I don't know if my drunk ass did it, but we had some technical difficulties here at GGDF. The problem is solved. No more of that comment moderation bullshit.

Comment at will...

10 comments:

Paul said...: You can moderate my middle finger, beeeeeotch!!!; May 12, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Deadman said...: I CALLED IT, MAN!; May 12, 2009 at 8:34 PM
CharlieDelta said...: Yeah Deadman, you called it alright. Now I'm not confirming or denying that it was me, 'cause I never fuck with the settings. ESPECIALLY after many adult beverages have been consumed...

I bet it was Paul.; May 12, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Paul said...: Yeah right. It was kerrcarto. He's the one with the master admin privileges. And I know he can put back some adult beverages and fuck shit up in the process.; May 12, 2009 at 9:16 PM
kerrcarto said...: It was me. I noticed the comment moderation tab in the upper bar when I edited the post CD drunked. I thought it would enable us to fuck with idiots (when we get some here) comments ala denny. Whoops! Call me bmud.; May 12, 2009 at 10:23 PM
CharlieDelta said...: bmud?; May 12, 2009 at 10:28 PM
kerrcarto said...: dumb backwards.; May 12, 2009 at 10:37 PM
CharlieDelta said...: I guess I had an assist in tweaking the settings since I fucked up yer post Sunday.

Don't hate me for being a drunkard...; May 12, 2009 at 10:51 PM
PeggyU said...: Ah, people who own their mistakes. I can respect that. (Unlike a certain TOTUS.); May 13, 2009 at 1:23 AM
Deadman said...: Fucking hell - don't you know Bush did it?; May 13, 2009 at 7:46 AM

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Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Swallowed be thy drink
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Forgive our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
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But deliver us from hangover
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

It's Fixed

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