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8 comments:
Damn kerrcarto, where did you find the dash-cam footage of Paul? BWAAAAHAHAHAA! Actually that's probably what I looked like when I got my DUI. .25% BAC.
That reminds me of a DUI I worked my way out of end of last summer. One night this week, I'll drink some cold ones and blog the story. You won't fucking believe it. My friends call it the drunken taco run incident.
aw bless him. you also don't laugh your ass off when the overeager newbie cop shoves a breathalyzer in your face and yells "BLOW!". it's really hard to 'blow" when you can't stop laughing.
Labcat, that's good to know. heh heh
oh and you also don't give him permission to search your car for him to find a military safety kit wrapped in green plastic to which he holds it up in the air and says 'what's THIS!?" and then you shouldn't say ..."oh my god, it's a bomb!" just for him to smirk at you and say 'get in the car". lessons learned. can't wait to hear your taco story. :)
When a cop says they are just going to give you a good ass chewing, don't respond with, "Well I've got more ass than you have teeth, so start chewing."
You're all so funny...Can't stop laughing here! Tell me more...
JackieD: I'm going to have to borrow that. :)
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