Thursday, May 14, 2009

What was driving that Boston trolley?

The transgender was texting "his girlfriend" and.....crashed the trolley. WTF! What are we dealing with here? The news articles refer to it as a "him." So, is it a chick with a dick and no tits? Or is it a dude chick with a dick and two tits? What the fuck is a transgender anyway? Is it a "he" by birth or a "he" after surgery? Can we even put a dick on a chick? Maybe. Just sow one on! Can we give a dude a pussy? I would think not. I mean, the vagina and company are some seriously complex machines! You can't just stuff one in! And what about the tits? No problem. Just stuff in some silicon and call it a day. So we're probably dealing with a dude chick with a dick and two tits.

Now! What about the girlfriend? What woman in her right mind would date an IT? Unless, the girlfriend is also an IT! So are we dealing with two chicks with dicks and no tits? Or two dude chicks with dicks and four tits? Or a chick with a dick and no tits with a dude chick with a dick and two tits? My God!! What was driving that trolley??!! The girlfriend or the him?!

More proof that society should never, never issue a drivers license to a transgender because these people are SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!!!

Update: Hammer found the pic of this...well, I guess it's safe to say that we're dealing with a dude chick with a dick and looks like no tits!!! Unfuckingbelievable. Stay away from public transportation.

15 comments:

Hammer said...

It was an affirmative action hire... chick with dick, no tits and a goatee.

PeggyU said...

This whole chicky-dicky thing has got me seriously confused. I think I'll avoid public transport, just to play it safe.

Hammer said...

found a pic

Pic

CharlieDelta said...

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Damn Paul, you put some serious thought into that. I'm fucking confused about this shit too. I guess I don't WANT to know.

Hammer, that's a fucked up picture for sure!

Paul said...

CD! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Drink a bunch of whiskey and go back and try to read this post!!! ROFL!!!

labcat said...

that's hilarious. boston? surprised it wasn't san fran....check this...

http://www.amnation.com/vfr/archives/012941.html

kerrcarto said...

I like how Rush puts it. If it is a chick that used to be a dude, he had a Chopadickoffame. If it is a chick tah is now a dude, she had an Addadicktoome.

Our society is so fucked up.

CharlieDelta said...

Yeah Paul, I'll be checking it out again tonight when I'm good and buzzed. It'll prolly take three or four reads and it'll still confuse the fuck out of me.

Chick-dick-tits. Try and say that fast 10 times...

Jackie D said...

I hate to admit knowing this, but I sat through a Discovery Channel special on reassignment surgery a couple of weeks ago. It was morbid fascination, I couldn't stand to watch it but I couldn't walk away either.

Male to female they chop off the south pole and use skin grafts from the scrotum to create a 'neovagina'. You can get custom depths! Here's the fun part...if a guy doesn't go through laser or electrolysis hair removal prior, he will have a hairy vagina! Gag.

Paul said...

Oh God Jackie!! Are you serious? My dick hurts just thinking about it!!

CharlieDelta said...

JackieD-
(((CRINGE)))! I didn't need to read that.

LisaKay said...

OMFG! I am rolling on the floor laughing out loud! You guys kill me!

kerrcarto said...

Blech! Hairy Ballsackvagina, I'll pass.

PeggyU said...

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!! I suppose that makes me narrow-minded, but sheesh!

Deadman said...

Just sow one on!


As ye sow, so shall ye rape?