"No Soup for You!"

So we've all heard by now about how President Hussein has uninvited Iranian diplomats to our July 4 celebrations held at various US embassies unless they stop the massacres currently underway in Tehran. As if inviting them in the first place wasn't bad enough, his tepid response to the Iranian uprising has so far been nothing short of pathetic, to put it lightly. We all know how weak this President is, but, honestly, I did not expect him to be this lame. I'll bet the Iranian fucktards are shaking in their boots. So is North Korea. Unfuckingbelievable.

In the spirit of Seinfeld's infamous "Soup Nazi" episode, it looks like "No Soup for you" Iran!!! I'm sure you are soooooo disappointed and trembling at the sheer awesomeness of our fearless leader. WTF! Give me a fucking break.

During this Iranian crisis, Obama's leadership (or lack thereof) has reminded me of a particular scene in James Cameron's awesome scifi movie Aliens. Shortly after the Marines land on LV-426, they finally find the bodies of the colonists coccooned inside the terraformer reactor complex. While they are in there, the aliens ambush them. The Marines get slaughtered. Meanwhile, the commanding officer, Lt. Gorman, is monitoring the operation from the assault vehicle parked outside the insertion point. While he is watching the monitors showing Marine after Marine flatline, he completely panics. He becomes speechless and goes into shock. Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is yelling in his ear to do something! Eventually, she takes matters into her own hands, takes the wheel, and rams the assault vehicle into the reactor complex to extract the surviving Marines.

President Hussein is Lt. Gorman, an arrogant inept neophyte.