Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Grab The Ankles

If it took Obama six months to pick out a dog for his kids, why do we need to pass a healthcare bill in two weeks?

Oh yea, I remember now.

8 comments:

Rosita said...

Every Fuck Obama Day I look for my photo on your Fuck Obama Day wall, and every Monday I am disappointed. That is okay, it gives me something to look forward to. Hope you're feeling better!

kerrcarto said...

Rosita, how many times have you sent it? Cause I have not seen it. You are putting FOD in the subject line? Otherwise it gets junked and I DO NOT got through my junk mail. Send it again.

PeggyU said...

Ok, you and CD have checked in. Where's Paul?

kerrcarto said...

Paul is at Lake Travis with his buddy. He should return next week. Unless JackieD dumped his corpse on the side of the road somewhere.

Anonymous said...

LOL! JD?...do you need help in hiding the body?

jw

Jackie D said...

I left Paul alive in New Braunfels and later heard that he was enjoying the cracked dry earth that used to be Lake Travis. Considering his loathing for sunscreen, he could be in a Shriner burn center by now (the funny hat people, not the beer).

PeggyU said...

(the funny hat people, not the beer).

Are you sure? This is Paul, after all.

Jackie D said...

And technically the beer is Shiner, not Shriner, as it was mispronounced at least once last weekend. I can see Paul, if not all the criplets, trying a beer bath sunburn cure.

Maybe that is why he refused to let us put sunscreen on him. As Kerrcarto pointed out to him, when women are offering to rub lotion all over you, you don't say no - unless there is a future beer-related cure involved, I guess.