Better yet, Cox Cable can suck my cock!
I just spent 33 minutes on the phone with these assholes (4 minutes talking, 7 on hold, another 3 talking, another 5 on hold, another 3 talking, another 9 on hold and finally another 2 minutes confirming what I wanted to do in the first fucking place.) before the retard on the other end confirmed what I had told him in the first 4 fucking minutes.
CANCEL MY FUCKING SERVICE as of the 1st of the month asshole! How hard is that? Unplug the plug from the old place and plug it into the new place. I know you assholes are working for minimum wage and really don't know or care about what you're doing but Jebus Rice... Get yer head out of your ass Pedro. It's a simple request. If you're gonna pick up the phone from a long time existing customer, it would be wise of your dumbass not to keep me on hold for more than a few minutes. People move 24/7/365, and I gave you my forwarding address in the first part of our conversation and my mobile number in case you need to get a hold of me right away. Why can't you limp dicks get yer shit together? Habla' English?
I didn't think so!
The call to San Diego Gas & Electric, on the other hand, took under two minutes and the deal was sealed. They got my forwarding address, they will send me my final bill and it will be all said and done. Just like that! Heather was most helpful and pleasant and she sounded hot tah boot! Customer service at it's finest...
The main reason I hate moving is not so much the actual moving part as much as it is dealing with the Magical Negro supporters on the other end of the line. This is precisely why the shit costs as much as it does.
Diversity and Affirmative Action. I guess Cox doesn't know or care too much about overhead, because they are wasting a shitload of it on the retards answering the phones over there.
Props to SDG&E for having an efficient employee answering the phone and serving the customer, and FUCK YOU Cox Cable for hiring fucking retards like Sally to dis-serve the customer.
No wonder why you assholes are losing business...
Fuck you cocks cable!