Monday, September 7, 2009

FOD

Ah yes, another Fuck Obama Day!!! And today, boys and girls, let's talk about Israel. Yes, those evil Jews. J-E-W-S.

Here's a man who declares that the US should not "meddle" in another's affairs, while the Mullahs brutally murder the freedom-loving protesters in Iran. We should not "meddle", while the United States seeks to cut-off aid to Honduras because they ousted a president who was circumventing their constitution.

President Hussein lives on both sides of the fence, under the ignorant belief that the majority of Americans aren't watching him. I've got news for you, pal. You're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. Not only do you suck in your own national polls, but the evil Jews...J-E-W-S...also think you're an asshole. According to an Israeli poll taken last week, just four percent of Jewish Israelis view the policies of U.S. President Barack Obama as being pro-Israeli. BWAHAHAHA!!!! You're a real piece of work, dude.

I think you should live by your own words. Don't meddle with Israel!!! You have demanded that they stop building settlements. Guess what? It's none of your damn business!! Stop Meddling!! Let them fight their own war against the people who seek her destruction. If they feel like building, that's their business. After all, you gave billions of my tax dollars to the Palestinian terrorist regime earlier this year and have since been harassing Israel. No wonder that country dislikes you! I dislike you, too!

Never in my life have I witnessed a man who has broken more promises in such a short period of time. From "no lobbyists" to "new era of bipartisanship" to "the end of pork" to improving America's reputation worldwide, you've screwed up just about everything you have touched! You surround yourself with complete douchebags like your Communist pal, Van Jones. And it looks like the Afghanistan campaign is in trouble, too! Dude, you are a total fuck-up!!! You make Jimmy Carter look competent, and I actually miss Bill Clinton after eight years of Bush and seven months of your punk-ass.

Here's some advice: You say you won't meddle. Then SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP MEDDLING! Stop meddling with Israel, especially since you gave the Palestinian terrorists billions of my tax dollars!! And speaking of meddling, stop meddling with our children!! You certainly won't be meddling with mine because they won't be there to listen to your sorry Marxist ass tomorrow afternoon.

You are an anti-semitic, Kenyan Communist. That's quite the combo, Mr. Hussein.

9 comments:

Holder said...

you can see his speech now at whitehouse.gov

PeggyU said...

I read it. It's "inspirational", nothing more. But that's what I expected. It's not the speech - it's how it was approached.

Libs keep saying "Reagan did it too; Bush did it too!", but I don't think either of them took it to the extreme of creating lesson plans for teachers to follow. Their addresses were smaller and low-profile.

In fact, if there's one word that I would use to sum up this president, it is "creepy".

SandraV said...

Yea, the funny thing is a lot of people are calling this a "historic event". People HE IS NOT THE FIRST! Oh wait, he is the FIRST to make a BIG deal out of it. He is the FIRST to have indoctrination lesson plans.


Comments from his speech:
Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, (But only if you’re a liberal) but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.

You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military (but of course I’ll be cutting those jobs WAAAAY back)?

You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair (like taking the money from you if you make “too much”) and more free.

– if you quit on school – you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country (but if you do quit don’t worry… I’ll have the people making too much money “share” it with you).

Maybe you’ll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community (like for ACORN).

Anonymous said...

You don't really think that that load of innocuous pap is the speech he was planning to give?

After the shitstorm hit the challenge became writing a speech that looked like it could have gone with the previously released lesson plan, but would not offend the right. Goal met. Perhaps it was even the plan from the beginning to make the right look like they were a bunch of panicked nutjobs. More likely though, that was plan B.

-Brad

TomR said...

Yeah kiddies, you could also be a teleprompter repair person if America continues to elect dumb shits for president.

Claudia said...

I don't think we need to fuck Obama anymore. He's doing it so well on his own. Sometimes I get the feeling that he gets up in the morning and think, "What can I do today to fuck myself and the country?" I'm like you Paul. Clinton was a lot more fun to watch. At least, his sins didn't wear the halo of sainhood. And better look at Monica than BozObama's cronies. Anyhow, one more FOD.

PeggyU said...

Claudia ... the Obama administration is what could be referred to as a "clusterfuck".

Holder said...

My youngest (1st grade) said he said to her "get a job and go to high school"
...cracks me up...

Paul said...

My son told me that it wasn't even broadcasted, as I suspected it wouldn't. Doesn't surprise me given that we live in a relatively conservative Seattle suburb with a Republican city councilman.