Yeah, fuck! It happened again. Tonight was totally unexpected though. I know those little bastards are cruising around all over the place, but this particular little bastard was in a completely different place tonight than he was last night.
...In my path!
As long as they stay away from me, I'll be more than happy to stay away from them, but the moment they try to claim territory in my domain, these little eight legged fucks are gonna go down, and go down hard and fast!
I know in previous posts I claimed that Berryman B-12 Chemtool was the top of the line Weapon of Mass Spider Destruction, but I couldn't find it tonight so I had to resort to Plan "B".
Well fuck me runnin'!
Plan "B" kicked Plan "A's" ass all over the field. The two smell similar in potency and chemical value, and I knew right where my Gun Scubber was located amongst the disaster area known as my new place, so what the hell? Let's give this one a shot...
The effective killing power was doubled to say the least, and the poor fucker only had to suffer for a few seconds. If you ever run out of Raid or whatever it is you use to kill these eight-legged bastards, may I suggest some Birchwood/Casey Gun Scubber? This has been the most effective weapon cleaning solvent I have used yet, and if a spider or two piss you off and get in your way it eradicates them as well as carbon build up on your firearms.
I'll tell you what you little eight-legged motherfuckers; if you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. There are plenty of trees and high places for you bastards to hang out in and hunt your prey. There is no fucking reason why you should be hanging out at face level where you damn well know I'm going to be walking through. The moment I walk through one of your webs and/or feel you bounce off my shoulder it's game fucking on! Because of you, your family is not safe anymore either. I have a full-sized can of Scrubber and it's chaulk full of my WMSD. You motherfuckers ever heard of genocide? If not, lemme suggest you read up on it, 'cause it's coming your way in a hurry and will continue until this can runs dry motherfuckers.