The geniuses at AT&T predicted the future back in '93. I guess that was around the time we first got internet service at mom and dad's house, whoot a whopping 28k. I remember our first Macintosh was an Apple II C (still have it too) it had a program that you ran of a sphere that was made up of black and white octogon's that would bounce and spin, extremely simple shit by todays standards but I thought it was the coolest thing in the world at the time. Our first computer for our family here was a Performa 6100 I used to digitize 7.5 minute quad sheets on that fucking clunker. Damn that thing was SLOOOOOOOOW compared to what I am on now. Hell my cellphone is faster than that fucker.
I can't wait to see what happens in the next 20 years(I want my jetpack mother fuckers) Ray Kurzweil says we will live forever with the nano-bots fixin our shit from the inside. If that is true why the fuck are we debating healthcare. Fuck it let's just wait 20 years and it will all be cool.
Have you ever had a marxist asspimple running your country? Well you will.
Thanks for the heads up there AT&T.
YOU KNEW AND YOU SAID NOTHING!!!!
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What's a phone booth?
That seems to be the only one they missed.
I guess Rufus wasn't available.
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