Saturday, October 31, 2009

Turn It Black

Here's some Halloween tunes! Raise hell, drink beer, have fun!

P.S. Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight. Stupid daylight savings time.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Jams

A Thin Lizzy cover by Metallica for y'all

And Some Halloween music. More tomorrow.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

FOD Numero Doosh

I know FOD is usually reserved for Mondays, but this really hacked me off, gave me a case of the red-ass, chapped my hide, shit in my cheerios, fucking pissed me off...yea that's the one.

Obama traveled overnight to Delaware to Dover AFB to grab a photo-op pay tribute to the 18 American Troops and DEA agents that were KIA this week. Now I don't know how you feel about this, but this put the icing on the cake for me of how much of a sleaze bag cocksucker this peeresident is. He knows that his hand wringing on Shitholistan has really pissed military people off. Not to mention got more of our guys and gals killed in the last month than any other in the last eight years. Where is that spine of steel Biden talked about so much?
Not there huh, I figured as much.

You've had three months to make a decision, what's so fucking hard Obama? Give the general what he asks for. Pretty simple, but NOOOOO this morning I read that he is not going to give McCristal the troops he requested, he might be so kind as to send him half. So he flew out to Delaware to grab a photo-op so he can say "See I really love the troops Bush never greeted the dead coming home". Yea, ya know why? Because he didn't want to look like a photo grabbing slimy worm dickhead politician!

The other day the cocksucker in chief had the audacity (of hope?) to tell the kids over at the Naval Academy that he would never send them into harms way without thinking it all the way through (Bush Jab) and when sent, they would have the full equipment needed to do the job (Another Jab). HEY DICKHEAD they are in harms way right now and what are you doing? You are fucking playing golf that's what.

This is a man that is now the head of the party that at every turn in the war for the last eight years tried their damnest to have our soldiers lose. Calling them, murderers, liars and terrorists et al. So what has changed Mr. Obama? Your address, that's it. Your still the America(n) hating, military despising lying sack of shit you have always been, and this is one American that you have not in the past and never will fool with your words and speeches. I watch your actions and frankly they are appalling.

So just for you Mr. Peeresident here is another hearty FUCK YOU! You opportunistic son of a bitch.

And they say Bush politicized the war. Sheesh.

Thought police in 3...2...

Sorry for the late edits, but I had to get drunk second today.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What year is this? Again.

I know 45 minutes..but it is a 45 minutes well spent. What year is this again?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Marching To A Different Drummer

For all our military buddies out there and here at GGDF that means ALL of you. Godspeed.

Go to iTunes and buy it now! All profits go to the Armed Forces Relief Trust.

Stolen from IMAO

Monday, October 26, 2009

FOD List of Achievements

Much like kerrcarto, I am in no mood to type today. I feel like the GGDF mummy on the sidebar did when he woke up that morning. Like total and complete shit. I need more water and a shitload more rest. Happy FOD everyone. I'll be back around this week after it no longer feels like I've been run over by a freight train.

County Fair

I started to pound out a post all about the BBQ/chili cook off but I am in no mood to type. I will make a long story short and just say we took 7th place in chili, we took 2nd & 4th in brisket (two team members cooked different brisket) and 2nd in chicken. There were 33 cooking teams so we did not do bad over all. For walrilla, the only changes I made were I smoked the jalapenos, serrano's and the meat over some pecan before I browned it with the garlic & onion and I cooked the whole thing over an open fire. I only got 7th place from the judges, but there was not a drop of that stuff left in the pot by that evening. Everyone that ate it loved it including the "head judge" that ran the whole thing and the deputy sheriffs that came by for some.

The world is now short 4 briskets, 6 chickens, 5 sides of ribs, two pots of beans a keg of beer (not to mention all we drank after it floated Saturday about 5:00), 5 gallons of margaritas, a pot of chili a helluva lot of trees and some hungry rodeo clowns (no we didn't kill them, we fed them). I really wish I had pictures to post, but I still have not replaced the camera that got stolen. I will see if I can get some pictures from the other team members and post them.

After all a picture is worth a thousand words, and as I said, I'm in no mood to type.

He Got What He Deserved.

A Kerrville man was sentenced to 80 life sentences Friday after pleading guilty to charges of aggravated and continuous sexual abuse against a child.

Scott Lee Zulfer, 44, who originally pleaded innocent to 68 charges of aggravated sexual assault and 12 charges of continuous sexual abuse of a young female relative when he was charged in May, changed his plea to guilty Friday.

We DO NOT take child molestation lightly here in Kerrville. Have fun in prison dirtbag. I hope you get what's coming to you.

Oh yea, Scott just a word of advise...

Not that you will have a choice in the matter. You know how much they LOVE child molesters in prison.

P.S. I will update on this weekend later tonight. I am still trying to get all the happenings in order in my head. Which is just a tad fuzzy.


I can't pick just one thing that Obama is fucking up today, they are all too plentiful. Wringing your hands on the war while our brave men and women die. Destroying the economy. Having a bunch of marxist/communists as your czars and advising you (I don't know why you need to be advised on how to be a communist, you seem to have that down pat). Taking over the car companies, banks and wanting to do the same to any industry that "poses a threat to the US economy". H1N1 fear mongering. Attempting to fuck up the health care system even farther. More government intrusion into EVERYTHING. Stalin would be so proud.

So here is to you King sadiM, everything you have touched so far has turned to shit. How are you dealing with it? By playing more golf in 9 months than Bush did in 3 years. Where are all the liberal outcries? Fuck You and the voters you rode in on you doosh!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I'm back

Hungover! Tired and all my clothes smell of oak, mesquite, and pecan. I will fill in the details of this weekend tomorrow. Right now I am curling up on the couch and watching a couple movies with the kids.

Saturday, October 24, 2009


Here is an example of a country that has literally lost its fucking mind. What's next? Public medical records? Scratch Norway off my list of countries to visit. What a bunch of loons.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Kerrcarto's gone. CD's gone. Denny's gone. They're out having fun. I'm not. I have to take the kids to some costume competition at their school tonight and blah blah. And then I'm painting my living room tomorrow. I have two work projects breathing down my neck that I have to wrap up by next Friday because the following week I'll be in Oregon taking a stupid class for a week while my ex-wife is staying here at my house with the kids. You dudes out there don't even say it because I've already heard it from all my buds up here. There won't be any "just like old times" nonsense because that's just sick and wrong. It's weird enough inviting that woman into my house in the first place, but I really had no choice. Well, there are always choices but this was simply the most efficient option.

Here's a blast from the vault. I have so many Sonic Youth favorites that I just randomly picked one off the web (I love Kim Gordon's shirt in this video). Cheers! Crack one open, and enjoy your weekend.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

I'm Out The Door.

I've got me a BBQ/Chili cook-off to participate in this weekend. Walrilla was kind enough to send me him and Running Behind's chili recipe (the one that we had at blownstar down by the river) so I could make it for The Wife and I's anniversary (I did not post about it as it is not our wedding anniversary, but our first date anniversary) . I have made it a couple of times since then and added a few things, and have a recipe dialed in. I will call it "Running Walrilla Chili" since they were gracious enough to pass me the basic recipe. Thanks Guy's!

I will see you folks on FOD. Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

It's Here x 2 = 1 Happy Boy!

When I got home from work today there was a suspicious looking package in the mailbox but I couldn't tell what it was at first glance. Then I noticed the return address was from someone named "EAT ME" in Kerrville, Texas. Hmmmm.... BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! I wonder who that could be? Oh yeah, that would be one of my brothers, a.k.a. kerrcarto.

Bitchen dude! It's the right size too. 4XL. BWEAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! Nah, just joking dude. It will fit perfect and it will piss off as many anti-gun libs as I can. At least there weren't any stains on it like Paul warned me of.

While I was working on touching up the paint on my rear quarter panel on my truck the UPS dude showed up with another package. When I saw it, I knew exactly what it was. My little treat to myself that I ordered from these guys on Monday. I'm headed to the desert Friday morning for some border duties and wanted to bring my favorite rifle and be legal at the same time in case some BLM officer douchebag wanted to fuck with me. See, in Kalifornia if you want to own a rifle with a detachable magazine you can only have one more of the "EVIL" features which Kalifornia liberals made into law.

California Penal Code Section 12276.1

(a) Notwithstanding Section 12276, "assault weapon" shall also mean any of the following:
(1) a semiautomatic, centerfire rifle that has the capacity to accept a detachable magazine and any one of the following:
(a) pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon.
(b) thumbhole stock.
(c) folding or telescoping stock
(d) grenade launcher or flare launcher.
(e) flash suppressor.
(f) forward pistol grip.

If I recall correctly they left out the most "EVIL" feature of them all:
(g) bayonet lug (because we all know that we could have another 9-11 with bayonets)

(h) barrel length under 16"

I'm sure there are more new ridiculous bullshit laws (i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p...)that I'll have to research but as of now, these are the only ones I'm aware of.

It's fucking ridiculous, it's fucking insane, it's fucking ignorant and it's fucking naive. So, to boil it down, it's more fucking liberal insanity at it's finest. Ignorance is bliss and these libtards are on an eternal orgasm over more laws, more regulations and yes, more stolen liberty.

Well, I have been reading up on the "bullet button" and a few of my law-abiding friends have them on their rifles and they love 'em. No more looking over their shoulders for the next SS asshole with a badge to roll up on 'em and harass 'em for doing nothing but plinking out in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I wasn't expecting to receive mine until tomorrow so I was really fucking stoked to see it show up today. In Kalifornia, the "detachable magazine" clause is the biggest ass-fuck to be signed into law. I thank the Lord above for the guy out there who invented this nice little piece. The 10-round magazine capacity clause is another fucking joke, but I won't go into that because I have a shitload of 10-rounders and when I'm plinking I don't spend as much money as fast as I would with 30/40 rounders. Rapid fire adds up quick!

5469 (a) "detachable magazine" means any ammunition feeding device that can be removed readily from the firearm with neither disassembly of the firearm action nor use of a tool being required. A bullet or ammunition cartridge is considered a tool.


It would be a shame to build this beautiful rifle and not be able to throw lead downrange because of some bullshit Kalifornia politicians think they're scawwwwy and us responsible law-abiding owners don't go on shooting rampages. Yeah it sucks that I had to build it Kalifornia Legal but damn, this fucker is fun, and yeah, it was fun to build from a bare lower to a full rifle.

KA Legal: 10-rd. magazine, fixed, and no crime will be committed with this firearm, unless exercising my Second Amendment RIGHT under The Constitution of the United States is considered criminal. Hey libs... Since you suck so much, howz about you suck on this here "EVIL" bayonet?

KA Legal: 10-rd. magazine (but looks like one of those scawwwwy 30-rd. magazines), fixed, and no crime will be committed with this firearm unless exercising my Second Amend RIGHT under The Constitution of the United States is considered criminal. The fake 30-rounder looks soooooooo much more scawwwwwwy so I'm sure Kalifornia will be banning those next under this fucking joke of an administration.

Legislation based on emotion instead of on fact. Politicians in Kalifornia know nothing about fact. Legislation is all based on feel-good emotions and Kum-bey-fucking-ya! I'm embarrassed to admit that I still live here. Fuck you Kalifornia! Fuck. You.

After I installed the B.B. I went back to the truck and did my best to camouflage the drunken damage and put an end to the beginning of the rust. Not too shabby huh? I don't much care about the appearance as much as I want the rust to fuck off. That's why I own a truck, and also why I was never a painter...

Thanks for the shirt again. I can't wait to piss off some liberal pussies with this one the next time I go belly up to the bar. I couldn't read your chicken-scratch return address though. Email that to me, 'cause I have something to send you.

I'll catch y'all on the flip side. When I get home from work tomorrow (today) I'll be in full-on desert mode; no email, no blog, no bullshit. This will prolly be the last trip in 2009 for myself and I'm gonna make the most of it!

I'm already there in my head...

Turn Out The Lights L.A.

The party's over for you Dodger assholes. Go on home and suck your thumbs.


Hopefully the Yankees will be the next assholes to suck the big one...

Lil' Bamster

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Stolen from our blog brother that we have never met.

The 44th Sense.

You see Mr. Peeresident, it is not the color of your skin I have a problem with. It is the color of your policies.

Throw In The Towel...

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! WTF was this fuckin' dude thinking? He definitely got what was coming to him. Think he'll try that shit again? I doubt it.

Lights out homo...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I suppose it would've been in his best interest to have someone in his corner telling him not to plant his lips on the big white boy...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

U.S. Official Pace Car

Thanks Jeff.


Who put that damn iron fence next to my driveway? Oh wait.... that's been there for going on 15 years. DOH!

My buddy Aaron picked me up tonight to go to the bar and watch the San Diego Super Chokers lose to fucking 5-0 Denver and I forgot to pull my truck in the driveway before we left. Needless to say it was a sloshy night belly up to the bar poundin' down some suds and watching the game. The last 7 minutes of the game it was getting louder and louder and the beers were flowing like Shiners at Blownstar. I lost track of my beer count at half time and by the end of the game anyone's guess was better than mine. All I know is that I came home with an empty wallet and a swollen liver.

When I got home, I realized that my truck was still on the street. In my drunken 'brilliance' I decided I would back it in this time. DOH! Big mistake in my condition at the given time because that damn fence was in my way and I forgot it was even there. Shit.

I guess on the positive side, I didn't hit the main post with the concrete footing. That would've sucked. New main post, new footing and new sidewalk panel. Fuck that! I hate mixing concrete! Yeah, I'm an optimist. My mug is half full! I also didn't take out my tail light which is cool. Those replacement parts are fucking expensive. Half full? Fuck it... fill 'er up!

A little sandpaper and some touch-up paint should take care of my truck so the rear quarter panel doesn't rust and I'll buy some iron square stock, grind off the old, get my good buddy Dave to come by to weld on the new for me and I'll rattle can a new paint job for the fence and the landlord will never know any different.

I guess of all days for this to happen, FOD would be an appropriate one. It's gonna cost me money and before I realized what happened I yelled, "FUCK!"

Monday, October 19, 2009


So let me get this straight. Governor Schwarzenegger said he's going to sign an environmental exemption bill that will clear the way for construction of the LA Stadium. But he lets the San Joaquin Valley dry up because of some stupid minnow, wiping out thousands of jobs. What the fuck is up with that? And they don't even have a team, yet. Oh wait wait wait I get it. LA votes Democrat, while most cities in the San Joaquin are heavily Republican. Got it.

California: almost as stupid as Minnesota.


The health care destruction reform bill to be debated and merged with another monstrosity coming from a different Senate committee is now posted for public viewing. Here.

The bill weighs in at 1,502 pages. It supposedly contains a provision that will tax high-end insurance plans at a 40% rate. This is a fucking disaster. I wonder how much pork they stuffed in it? I also hear that the Demoncrats are marking up the bill behind closed doors barring Republicans. So much for transparency. Fuck you, Obama, and the rest of your minions of mindless Communists. I keep thinking that I'm about to wake up from this nightmare...


Now that was an attention getter! Claudia or Red is that French they are speaking?
If so, that would explain the running at the end. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


With all the scare tactics the media and the Obama administration are using to try and keep the public off his policies and pissing their pants about the stupid pig flu. I figured we would do a little public service announcement here for our readers. I am posting the symptoms of the swine flu for anyone who might be misinformed because they only get CNN, MSNBC, NBC or ABC.

Here are the official CDC Swine Flu Symptoms.

See. Now don't you feel better about the whole thing?

Hard To Find Book

Can't find the book you're looking for? Me either. Over the weekend I was searching and searching for this one book and then it dawned on me. I was at the....

Sunday, October 18, 2009

This Just About Sums Me Up.

My kids love this explanation of the pledge. This should be played every morning in all schools.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Bragging Rights

Neh neh neh. Go home, Oklahoma!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! We won by the skin of our teeth but we'll take it! Tina, until next year!!

Tina, you know why Texas hasn't slid into the Gulf of Mexico?
Because Oklahoma SUCKS!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! Go Longhorns!!!

Redneck Rap

I don't know who this dude is but watch it to the end. The last line is the best.

See you folks later. I'm going fishing.

Red River Shootout!


Tina, if Oklahoma wins today, feel free to rub it in my face. Nothing like some good ol' bragging rights! Enjoy the game!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Kountry Fried

Some knee slappin shit for you tonight.

Bye the way if you don't own the Eleven Hundred Springs albums Bandwagon and Country Jam drop what you are doing and go get them.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Y'all remember these babes? I still love them. But I was generally annoyed during my early 90s college years because all the junkie pill poppin' chicks who used to come to our parties were all about L7. A real turn off until years later after I scraped those memories out of my head and turned my ear back to L7. Riot girls to the core. Nobody like them since.

Cheers! And have a most excellent beer chuggin' whiskey sluggin' weekend! I'm hitting up the Crown Royal for a belated Canadian Thanksgiving drunkfest.

Thoughtful Moments

Have you ever noticed whenever you call a liberal a NAZI how bent out of shape they get? What's so sad is the fact that when you remove the Holocaust and German imperialism, there really is no difference between today's common cockroach liberal and Germany's National Socialists. But I have heard some very compelling arguments about how abortion policy is aimed directly at the black community; therefore, today's liberal and Germany's NAZI comparisons are probably more realistic than just insulting rhetoric. Of course, liberals will have none of that. Now! Call a liberal a Communist and what do they do? They just laugh and walk away. Must be a compliment.
Thoughtful moments.


Kerrcarto, that was fucking hilarious. LOL starting at 3:00 on that video (below). Reminds me of this post of mine from last year.

Fail: Drunk Ass Tries To Buy Beer

Now I have drank my fare share of beer. As a matter of fact I woke up this morning and my liver was laying next to me crying. But I have never, ever been that smashed. That I remember.

UPDATE: Cripdad found it on YouTube so no more annoying Halo Commercial.

Roast My Weenie

Oh man, I got home from work tonight and got an email from Harper telling me that she sent me a house warming gift and I should be receiving it soon. No sooner did I crack a beer and the USPS dude was knocking on the door. It was weird...

The shipper on the label read, "Roast My Weenie". BWAHAHAHA! I thought WTF? When I opened the box I just started laughin. Not only are these hilarious, but I'm going camping next weekend and planned on doing up some dogs for dinner. Perfect! I haven't had marshmallows in decades so this is a perfect reason to bring some this trip too. These are going to be a hit when we're all fitshaced around the campfire. I can't wait to break 'em out...

Check this out:

Thank you Harper! That was thoughtful, practical and completely hilarious. I'll make sure I take some pics of these bitchin things in use. You're awesome Harper! Thank you again...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

New Mascot

We have a new mascot (look to the right) for the upcoming celebration and rememberence of the dead. High Praise to the person who guesses the man behind the mask (you have a 1 in 3 chance,'s CD). No giving it away from those who perpetrated this (Paul).

Girl Scouts

My six-year old just told me that she wants to join the Girl Scouts. What do y'all with daughters think about that?

It's Coming! You just ain't feelin' it yet.

Time for another rant and another Peter Schiff update.

The Grouchy Old Cripple beat me to the punch today. He wrote an excellent post today. Go read it. Then come back here and watch this video to tie it all together. I smell a sell-off in the not-so-distant future. I sold a bunch of mine last October then put it all back in during March and April. Nice ride. Time to sell again. Fuck 'em.

BTW, home foreclosures just hit yet another record. Unemployment continues to rise. We are near $12 trillion in debt. The health care bill will add another $2 trillion minimum. There are deficits at all levels of government. The fundamentals are all wrong. Thanks a fucking lot Bush, Obama, Republicans, and especially you Cunt Pelosi and the rest of your Communist Democrats. You liberals should be ashamed of yourselves but who am I kidding? You have no shame, honor, or souls for that matter. Look at the mess you have created! You've provided our future generations with absolutely no way out just so you can have your precious wittle nanny wanny state. Fuck you all.

I will not participate in this recession. And I proudly thank Rush Limbaugh for that piece of motivation.

Thursday Thrasher

Kitties were thrashin' tonight! Knockin' shit all over the house and thrashin' all around each other. They've finaolly come out of their shell. Wheels and Bunks know how to party. I wasn't quick enough to snap a pic. but this was good.

Because Wheels and Bunks are partyin' and brawlin' like they used to do five years ago...

Hey Paul, if you don't own any of this you need to!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Wednesday Jams

A/C broken. 83 inside with 63% humidity. Fuck It JAM!

Here is the link to the official video. Love It!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I Won!

I was just informed that I was awarded the Hiesman Trophy, even though I never went to college or played football for that matter. I know I do not deserve to be in such company, but I had every intention of doing it so I will gladly accept it.

Fuck Olympia Snowe and the horse she rode in on!!

While Minnesota voters own the Darwin Award all by themselves, you dipshits in Maine are closing in fast! This bitch isn't due until 2012. Hey Snowe, just switch your party affiliation and be done with it already!!! BITCH!!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

For Our Northern Neighbors

Happy Thanksgiving! I have no idea what you do for Canadian Thanksgiving. Eating a Canadian bacon stuffed goose is my guess, but whatever it is have fun doing it.


Fuck you Obama's! Both of you! We always knew you were a pimp and ho in disguise as POTUS and FLOTUS. You two assholes are pimpin' and ho'in the American taxpayer down the tubes as long at you get yours right? Well, I have faith that you two scumbags won't get too far in your quest to fuck over the American tax payer as long as the heat stays on your dumbasses. We're watching you!

Fuck you Obama's!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Sleepy Sunday

It has been drizzling rain and has not gotten out of the 60's here today. Perfect vegin' movie and soup weather. The Wife tried her hand at some potato soup today and I have to give her credit. She done good. I have made this soup before but she added the can of cream of mushroom soup to it. It turned out damn good!

6 medium red potatoes cut into 1 inch cubes
2 boxes swanson chicken stock
1 onion diced
3 celery stalks chopped
1/2 pint of half and half
I can cream of mushroom soup
1 pound bacon cut into pieces
2 cups cheddar cheese

Cook bacon crispy in a dutch oven. Then saute your onion and celery in the bacon grease. Once onions and celery are translucent add the chicken stock and potatoes. Boil for about a 40 minutes. When the potatoes are done add the half and half and the can of soup and bring back to a boil. Once that has all combined and you are ready to eat stir in the cheese and let it melt.

MMMMM....MMMMMM...MMMMM Baked Potato Soup. (sung in little kid voices ala "The Chocolate Jebus' " song)
Now that's good eats!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Friday Jam Session

I don't remember if I have ever posted this before. If I have, I have a very good excuse for not remembering ,believe me.
My buddy Eric on my porch with his handmade custom guitar.

And some Seger to follow it up.

Nobel Joke

I lost all respect for the Nobel when the terrorist Yasser Arafat was handed the honor. Then I laughed endlessly following Jimmy Carter and Al Gore. Now I'm just pissed off at the whole ordeal. Here we have a manchild, King Hussein, who has done nothing but run up our debt, pursue the most tyrannical government agenda ever to face this nation, and apologize for America's greatness. And what does he get? The Nobel Piece of ass. The Nobel committee even admitted that the award was based on his promises and not his actions. So, apparently, all you have to do is talk like a pussy, loot your country're a winner! What does Arafat, Carter, Gore, and Hussein all have in common? They're a bunch of anti-semitic Communist fucks. What a joke.

Of course, we shouldn't be too surprised at this. After all, the Nobel Peace Prize has been a freakshow since its founding. In fact, the founder, Alfred Bernhard Nobel, invented dynamite. Ain't that ironic? And some ridiculous characters have received the award all throughout history. Woodrow Wilson, for example, won it in 1919; the man I hate most in American history. Or Cordell Hull in 1945, one of the United Nations founders (yeah, that's really worked out). Or the International Labour Organization in 1969. Yikes! There were numerous recipients who were involved in the treaties and negotiations involving Germany following World War I, the unintended consequences of which forged Germany's eventual collapse, paving the way for the National Socialists and, subsequently, World War II.

But there have also been some very well deserved recipients; few recent, of course. Martin Luther King, Jr. received it in 1964, and the 14th Dalai Lama in 1989 (Free Tibet!!!). I'd put Shimon Peres and Yitzhak Rabin in there but these guys were just giving Israel away in the name of peace. What ignorance. Anyway, I'm sure there are other worthy recipients but my limited knowledge of the Nobel history ends here.

The bottom line is this. I contend that the bad far outweighs the good in this story. Many of these Nobel characters throughout history promoting peace and carrots had benevolent aspirations, but the unintended consequences of their actions have royally fucked the human race. You simply cannot promote peace without strength in a world where evil truly exists. And many of the Nobel recipients it seems simply haven't acknowledged that the only way to check pure evil is through strength and not appeasement. It is with this argument that I declare the Nobel's premise flawed and completely detached from reality. Irrelevant. Perhaps this is why the Nobel comes across to so many people as a corrupt and self-gratuitous cesspool of ignorance. ***BELLLCH!***

What do you think Neville Chamberlain would have done if he could have turned back the clock? Ponder that for a while. At least he never won the Nobel.

You want to know someone who truly deserved the Nobel but never won it? Ronald Reagan who defeated the Soviet Union without firing a single shot, liberating millions, putting an abrupt end to one of the most tyrannical regimes ever. The fact that he did not win it has always made me suspicious of the Nobel. He got it right. Trust but verify. Peace through strength. This is the only way.

Some of the most recent recipients only add to my conviction. Feel free to rip my interpretations of the Nobel history. But at least you know where I stand.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Five Hundred Sixty

Is what today's mileage was. I got a late start this morning and had to put the pedal down to make up for lost time. All things considered, I made up for hitting the SNOOZE button this morning. Pedal to the metal!

Damn, I thought Riverside County was a shit-hole until I cruised up to Rialto today and realized how much more San Bernadino County sucked. What a major shitty town Rialto is! What a fucked up County to be in. I thought I was in San Ysidro as soon as I exited Riverside Avenue off of I-10. It may as well be called Northern Mexico. Anyone habla' English?

I couldn't wait to get on the 10 eastbound towards Blythe. I drove my own truck today so I wasn't on any schedule of the boss' concern. I was on my own schedule...

Go Ahead Call Me A Fag..

..but I like this song.
I grew up on John Denver but I think she does a better job on this one.

Oh Yeah?


This beast came with the house and I like how it separates my office from the living room, but it's just too damn big to use it what it was meant for. 120 gallons too big! Cleaning my 15 gallon tank when I was in high school wasn't to be desired, and I can't imagine how much of a bitch it would be to clean and maintain this fucker.

It would be cool to throw some trout or bass in this thing though. Paul, you may have just lit a fire under my ass to get this bitch a rockin' with a couple large mouth bass and some feeder trouts.

Damn you Paul!

Aquatic Gardens

You all want to see some really cool shit? Go here. Thanks to Gregor for the link. Enjoy. I had no idea this was such a huge hobby.

Impressing Paul

Dude it is not a monitor, it's the whole 'puter.

20 Inches Of Happiness

Noooo...not my penis. I got my new work computer today!

Whoot!!! I love it! I've had this model at home for a year or so and dad needed to spend some money so viola.
I get's me a new work 'puter. I started migrating my old iMac over to the new one (for those not familiar, when you get a new mac all you do is hook up a fire wire cable to your old one and it does all the work, your new computer looks like your old one and has all your shit on it) and I will get to jam on it in the morning. Thanks Pops!


You like my new aquarium? This sort of happened by accident. I was on Craigslist looking for a new desk for my office. So I found one I liked and also noticed that the guy was also selling his aquarium. I called him up only to find out that the desk had already sold but the aquarium was still there. He wanted only $50 for the 30-gallon unit including the Whisper filter, heater, and all the goodies; plus three gouramies and two catfish. What a deal!!

This thing is fuckin' heavy! My son and I had to roll this thing in on a furniture roller and lift it to the counter. My daughter was freakin' out because she loves fish. After all was said and done, we went to the pet store where I let the kids pick out four more fish: two neon tetras, a zebra danio, and a red wag platty. I added the tenth fish, a red-tailed shark.

Love it. Now Cora, my daughter, hangs out by the aquarium all the time and ignores her mice. Poor mice.

As soon as I finish remodeling our living room, I'm going to go for the 60-gallon tank and start playing with salt water. I think I found a new hobby outside of drinking lots of beer. BWAHAH!!

Juan's Fable

This was in our local rag's letter to the editor section this morning. I thought it warranted posting

Modern times simply an Aesop’s fable gone bad

Here is a timely Aesop-type story quite pertinent to our situation today, titled “The Ant and the Grasshopper.”

Old version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. Moral: Be responsible for yourself!

Modern version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, “It’s Not Easy Being Green.”

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.”

Nancy Pelosi and John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act, retroactive to the beginning of summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug-related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Moral of the story: Be careful how you vote in 2010 and 2012.

Juan Garza

New Cell Phone

Nokia has finally designed a cell phone for people who need to make a cell phone call while in Jacksonville, East Saint Louis, New Orleans, Memphis, South Chicago, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit, Washington, D.C., parts of New York City, Buffalo, Oakland, Phoenix and parts of Atlanta. I want one.

Go Down!

While yer at it, turn it up...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

480 Miles what I did today in less than 8 hours while getting paid to check out some new parts of the desert I've never seen before. Yeah! Fuck yeah! Gotta love that windshield time! I've always loved to drive, and nothing beats getting paid to do something you love to do.

I left San Diego at 07:00 sharp on my way to Riverside to pick up some materials and take out to the crew working in Blythe. I knew I should've left at 06:00 to beat the bullshit stop-and-go traffic on the I-15 North, but it was hard getting out of bed this morning. (I am still coming off of a wicked cold/flu and it was freezing this morning so I hit the snooze button a few too many times.) I was hoping to get a early start so I could have at least an hour cushion on the trip to take some side roads and explore new camping territory on the way back home, but it just wasn't going to happen today. Damn.

I-15 north to the 91 east @ the 60 took just under two hours. Traffic was pretty thick in Corona but I dodged and weaved my way to the 91. After the Riverside tweekers in shipping/receiving took a good 30 minutes to find the pull boxes in Will Call, I was loaded up and back on the road headed eastbound towards Blythe. I had the hammer down and the speedometer pegged at 85-95mph for most of the way once I was out of CHP-land (aka Banning) and it was smooth sailing from there. A few truckers and Zonies in the fast lane driving the speed limit didn't help my time, but I managed my way around them and then it was wide open from Cathedral City to Indio to Coachella to Blythe. Wide fucking open!

In my haste to leave the shop I forgot my CD's but luckily once talk radio ran out and turned into radio mexican't just north of Temecula I found the Best of Van Halen in the glove box and rocked out for a while. I hadn't heard this one in a while so I prolly cranked it four or five times in a row getting the fuck out of that shithole known as Riverside:

I landed in Blythe around 11:45 or so, hooked up with the crew and was told that I had the wrong shit. WHAT? Bullshit! Yeah, well it turned out that our purchaser bought the wrong sized pull boxes so the entire mission was for not. Someone's gonna get their ass chewed in the morning and it's not gonna be me. Poor bastard. Better him than me!

Just as I was leaving Blythe, kerrcarto called me to confirm my address so he could mail me the shirt! Fuckin' stoked kerrcarto! I can't wait to wear it and get a few liberal's panties in a twist! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHA! When we were bullshitting about computers and shit I saw a liquor store out of the corner of my eye and thought, "I should stop and grab a beer for the road" but my better judgement slapped me in the face and I realized that I was in a company truck and that just isn't good. Right after that realization, my boss called me to check my status so it was a good thing I was on my best behavior. I didn't have the heart to throw our purchaser under the bus for fucking up the order, so I bullshitted my way around the wasted trip and told my boss everything was good and I'd be back in the shop in a few hours. I'd hate to be in his shoes right now...

On the way back to San Diego, I took the 78W through the Palo Verde Mountains. I thought it was going to be a little more scenic than it was, but it sure beats the hell out of the fucking Zonies on I-10. At the Chocolate Mountains I branched off on S34 south to cruise the Cargo Muchacho Mountains north of where we usually camp. I had never been that far north on S34 so this was pretty cool for me. New scenery, ya know? My plan was to be ahead of schedule, stop off along the road here and there, take some dirt roads and find some new camping areas, but the boss knew what schedule I was on so the only pictures I snapped were through the windshield or side window doing 95mph. Nothing much to write home about as far as picture quality goes.

The road from Blythe to I-8 took me about an hour as I had the speedometer pegged at 95 the entire way. I love the V-8! I was passing people like they were standing still. I got to I-8 west and pegged it again for about 15 minutes until BAM! Traffic was backed up for about a mile. WTF? Oh yeah, the Border Patrol checkpoint. I had forgotten all about that. Luckily for me I wasn't hauling any wetbacks huh? BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

When I got up to the Border Patrol Agent (she was pretty cute I might add) she asked me my country of citizenship. I said, "United States". She said roll down you back window please. I did. She said, "Thank you. Have a nice day." I wanted to at least snap a picture of me with her, but the Border Patrol doesn't take too kindly to those shenanigans so I thanked her for her service and pegged it westbound again. I was near Pine Valley when the secondary Border Patrol checkpoint was set up. This time they were just waving people through without any questions. WTF? Usually after a desert weekend they have the dogs out there sniffing around vehicals for wetbacks & contraband but not this time. Why the fuck not all the time? I don't mind having to wait in a line if they would at least be fucking consistent.

After that it was about 45 minutes and I was back to the shop a little after 3:00. 8 hours, 480 miles, some bitchen scenery and a complete wasted trip later. Well, a wasted trip for the company, but I'm not complaining. I love driving, and today's mission of 480 miles was no exception.

Hopefully we'll find the right materials by Friday so I can load up the truck Thursday with some firewood, a rifle and a case of beer, make the delivery, and make a weekend out of it this time. I can't wait to explore those mountain ranges!

As I said, the pictures are nothing to write home about, but Paul was giving me shit about not being around for a while, and it so happened that kerrcarto called me when I was out there today, so here's a few to shut Paul the fuck up, and to let kerrcarto know that I wasn't bullshitting him. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I-10 East nearing the Chiriaco Summit:

The Orocopia Mountains to the south:

Heading back home on the 78 West:

This is southbound S34. I'm going to dedicate a weekend to exploring this place real soon:

C'mon Friday!

Don't look now but...

...our national debt has just topped $11.9 trillion. Gold is trading today above $1,040 an ounce due to the dollar's ongoing decline. Reports surfaced overnight that the United Nations is urging a new reserve currency, and rumor has it that OPEC states want to trade crude on a different currency (although the rat bastards are declining the rumor). The Republicans under Bush and the Democrat Party including King Hussein since 2006 are to blame for this dark place we find ourselves. Angst is growing, and the government knows it. Why do you think there are "traffic" cameras at every intersection?

Monday, October 5, 2009

Why we don't listen.

CharlieDelta emailed this to me and kerrcarto a couple of days ago and should've posted it! So I'm doing it for him.

Now I've watched this over and over and still don't understand what she is saying. Heh heh.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Cowboys Suck!

Why were the Cowboys throwing to a third wide receiver against Champ Bailey two times in a row to try to win the game? Almost as stupid as calling those two back-to-back fade routes last week while Dallas was on the Carolina 2 yard line. Hey Garrett!! You're not fooling anybody!! Cowboys redzone offensive play calling = Fucking stupid. Cowboys suck. 9-7 this year at best.

Seahawks suck, too.

Fun Facts

Barack Obama is 6' 1".

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Saturday Funnies and The Weekend Earworm

Y'all know from blownstar that his "Live and Lit At Billy Bob's Texas" is one of the best party cd's ever made.
If you have a chance pick it up. It does not disappoint.

Friday, October 2, 2009


Friday Night Anarchy!!

Haven't posted one of these in a while. I've been on a Melvins kick for over a month now ever since Gregor commented about Melvins on our blog. Finally bought Stoner Witch a few days ago. Man where the fuck have I been? I've been thrashing hard for years and totally overlooked this one. Shame on me! But better late than never.

Cheers!! This one's for you, Chicago. Nice stop today. Chicago 1 / Obamessiah 0. BWAHAHAHAH!!

Olympics: Good for Corruption/Bad for Taxpayers

Let's take a look at Illinois. Current estimates indicate a budget deficit topping $11.5 billion for fiscal 2009. Now I didn't bother looking into their debt obligations but I assure you, with that kind of deficit, Illinois is deep into debt.

That being said, it makes no sense to spend billions to host the Olympic games because 1) your ass is already deep in deficits and debt and 2) the Olympics generate a negative return. Always have and always will. It makes sense only to those political and business cronies who stand to make a killing on it. Why did Obama travel to Copenhagen? He owes his criminal friends (the ones who paved his career) some favors. THANK GOD OBAMA FAILED!!!

Why? Because the Olympics create harsh financial burdens on taxpayers for years leading up to and for years following these absolute worthless games. To backup my sharp rhetoric (something liberals are unable to do), here are some facts reported by Professor Brad Humphreys, Economics of Gaming at the University of Alberta. Professor Humphreys has kept tallies on Olympic budgets, and they ain't pretty. Article here. To sum it up, consider the following:

Athens 2004
Budget = $1.6 Billion
Actual = $16 Billion

Beijing 2008
Budget = $1.6 Billion
Actual = $40 Billion

London 2012
Budget = $8 Billion
Costs-to-date = $19 Billion and rising

The most notorious of them all: Montreal 1976
Budget = unknown
Actual = unknown but city still to this day paying off $2 Billion Olympic Stadium originally budgeted at $156 Million.

Do you see a trend here? Try this on. Vancouver, British Columbia has already had its debt rating downgraded because its new Olympic Village set for the 2010 games has turned into a money pit. Taxpayers are stuck with a $1 Billion bill so far and with a rising price tag currently estimated from $1.6 Billion to over $5 Billion.

So I ask you. What the fuckity fuck??!!

I'm all for the Olympics but the price tags on this fiasco buzzed my bullshit meter years ago. Reality and economic common sense have to set in at some point. So I'm glad Chicago lost. I am glad because it was high-time the elitist and entitled Obama family got bitch-slapped. But I am mostly glad for the Chicago taxpayers, who are already getting fucked up the ass as it is. Today was no loss for America but, rather, a victory for Chicago of monumental proportions!

Update: PeggyU in the comments asked about Salt Lake City's 2002 Olympics. Based on my research, there are no monumental cost overruns to report; however, the Salt Lake City games were not insulated from scandal. A relatively thorough timeline can be researched here.

The Ego Has Landed

Guess who the first city voted out for the Olympics in 2016 was.

So much for the world loving you. I guess they are a bunch of racists too.
Put that shit in your pipe and suck on it for a while!