Chip Shot

With all the people implanting chips in their pets so they can find them if they get lost. I figured it would work well with terrorists also. Here is how it goes.

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the cranium.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist who was implanted to be found within seconds.

It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side
effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Have a nice day.