Eye Test

It's kinda funny that my Mom sent this to me tonight (she knows I'm a pervert) and just yesterday I had my first eye examination in over 20 years.

Need glasses? Look carefully at the picture.




Did you see that nice ass?

If yes,

Then go to an optometrist immediately because this is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!

I've been holding out on the eye exam for 20+ years because I didn't want to accept the fact that the time has come. My cousin and I are a week apart in age and we are the last in our family to wear corrective gear, and his wife is a fucking Optometrist of all things! I haven't called him yet to tell him because I know he's gonna give me a bunch of shit. Not for needing corrective gear, but for having my eyes checked in the first place. For all these years I've been telling myself that I can see fine, I still have 20/20, etc.

Try again...

I'm not blind as a (moon)bat or a frenchman, but it's definitely not anywhere near as good as I thought. I couldn't believe how much better I could see when the doctor dude tweaked the dials on the machine. What have I been missing all these years? Is this why my marksmanship isn't where I think it should be? How many nice asses have I been missing out on? WTF?

So yeah, the day finally came where I had to realize that I'm pushing 40 and shit's starting to break down. Time for glasses.

Note to self:
Fuck the liver exam!