Thursday, December 31, 2009
Reminds me of this...
BEEEEEEWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Hey, here's a new one. The Skivvy Sizzler!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
No offense to truck drivers, but you dudes drive trucks for a fucking living. Show up when you're supposed to be there, and you'll be out of there when you expect to be out of there. Otherwise, STFU!
I checked in with the Sentry at the gate, showed him my documents and blazed on through to the jobsite. Everyone else that was supposed to be there on time was there on time and got out of there on time. Those that weren't had to hurry up and wait. Except me. I just had to wait...
The late douchebags held up everyone else who was on schedule, which was....
Don't get me wrong, I had a great time today being out of the office and runnin' the loader but damn, figure your shit out ahead of time dude and don't complain to me about YOU being late to your next destination because you fucked up on your time at my destination. Suck it man! That's what you get paid to do...
Time is money, Pedro! Figger yer shit out before you bitch about YOU being late!
All in all it was a good day. I love fuckin' with drivers that have no clue WTF they are doing or where they are going. That's NAFTA for ya...
06:28 headin' up Basilone Road. It was a little chllly, and the Pettibone was a little rocky, but damn fun though! I was so excited to see Pendleton for the first time that I had to take a pic. It was like I was roamin' the desert searchin' for ILLEGALS...
A few miles up I saw this sign and had to take a picture. The "Howitzer" part really put a smile on my face to an otherwise shitty day. After this sign I just had to laugh. Someone "Howitzer" this douchebag complaining about his job with 18 wheels and a pad n' paper...
Monday, December 28, 2009
Rest In Peace buddy. I look forward to chasing you around that big yard called Heaven. I'll see you on the other side...
Christmas last year:
You always loved rollin' around in the grass and the smells of the bushes. I hope you're enjoying that on your current cloud.
When I see you on the other side, we're gonna crank some music, play catch and roll around on the clouds. I'm gonna miss you buddy! Glad we got to spend one last Christmas together Krash. Rest In Peace dude...
We have the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire ring the bell to open the stock market on the 22nd? I guess
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Jug Ears, you are an Outrageous Dickhead! Nothing more, nothing less. I have nothing but contempt for you, ya silly piece of shit. Here's hoping you choke on your dumbass wife's arrogance and stupidity. Maybe one day in her adult life she'll be proud to be an American...
..then again, maybe not...
Fuck you Jug Ears, and fuck that obscene piece of shit you call a wife...
Saturday, December 26, 2009
I did the pay-per-view thing last night and watched The Hangover with a buddy of mine. If you haven’t seen it then rent or buy it!! This fuckin’ thing had me in stitches! Granted, this is probably more of a guy comedy movie so you ladies beware but wow was that entertaining. Four stars! I rank this one up there with Office Space in terms of movies I can certainly relate to, unfortunately.
The Hangover soundtrack kicks ass. Too bad they couldn’t get all the rights to the songs because the soundtrack sold is incomplete and not worth the money so don’t buy it. As various reviewers point out on Amazon, this movie grossed over $200 million and they couldn’t score all the song rights to release a complete soundtrack CD? The hell?
Anyway, there is an old Cramps song in the movie (Fever, which I believe is a cover). This was one of those moments when I was reminded of a band I hadn’t listened to in a long time. Here this morning I’ve got the stereo cranked (kids are gone for a week so this is one of those rare blocks of me-time.) and the psychobilly is flowin’ with my personal favorites The Cramps and Reverend Horton Heat!
But even better, here's some vintage footage. RIP Lux.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
It's gonna be a great weekend with the family. I might have to take a ride on the wild side. We're feastin' in the mountains tomorrow, and bowlin' strikes Christmas Day! Come one, come all. Just come on by in your travels...
Woman arrested for repeated calls to 911
A Kerrville woman was arrested Friday because she called 911 twice and told dispatch “her husband would not eat his dinner.”
Kerrville police officer Shalethea Makin responded to the 300 block of Blanks Street for a possible disturbance after 911 received two calls from the residence; the first was a hang-up, and on the second call, the operator could hear a woman screaming in the background.
When officers arrived, they found a 53-year-old woman screaming “about things that happened two weeks ago,” according to police report.
Officers reported that the woman smelled strongly of alcohol. She told officers she called 911 because her husband would not eat his dinner.
According to 911 dispatchers, the woman has a history of calling 911 for non-emergency situations when she drank.
“She has been warned many times to call the non-emergency number for the Kerrville Police Department when it’s not a life-threatening emergency,” said KPD public information officer Paul Gonzales.
This was the second time the woman was arrested for silent/abusive calls to 911 service.
She was taken into custody, and the case has been forwarded to the county attorney’s office
What the fuck is wrong with people anymore? Call the cops because your husband won't eat his dinner? What ever happened to just not giving him any pussy? And then there is this one on Drudge. Your kid won't stop playing his video games. So what do you do? A:Yank the controller out of the little fuckers hand, maybe kick the console across the room then turn the circuit breaker off. Or B: Call 911. I vote A. I see the increasing numbers of stories like this in the news and I am amazed on how much people rely on "Big Brother" to fix their problems. Fewer and fewer people have the balls anymore to confront their problems themselves. Nope, just call the government and they can fix it all. Just another sign of the times I guess. No wonder we have a complete waste of oxygen in the White House right now. These kind of people are his voting base. We are becoming a world full of nanny state pussies. Fucking pathetic.
UPDATE: She made the national news
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Mr. Badilla is building a rectangular fence around his back yard. He needs to buy enough fencing material to cover two lengths and one width. Mr. Badilla knows that his stride is about one half meter long. Describe a way that Mr. Badilla could estimate the amount of fencing material he will need.
Am I just stupid, or is this a fucking un-answerable question?
Monday, December 14, 2009
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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
FUCK YOU ALPOPE you fucking idiot.
Make sure you pay attention or you're gonna get a seriously deserving beat-down... Be carefull, this can be addictive...
In all seriousness though, that's the biggest dick-move a spouse could ever make. Why go through the motions if you're not dedicated? Why bother? If it's just a bang then leave it at that. Bang it out and get it over with but get it out of your system before you spawn two kids with a beautiful wife.
When I was a kid I just wanted to be rich and nothing more, but not any more. I'm a big fan of dinero but it's shit like this that makes me greatfull that I'm getting by. If I was rich I'd be dead...
The fact that Boxer wants to kill the messenger instead if the bullshit fabrication of a message should boil it all down. Even for you 'tards on the left...
Tell ya what... my truck is going to warm up for about fifteen minutes (even though it's fuel injected and doesn't need to "warm up"), I just exhaled some CO2 and some heffer named Michelle Obama just farted in the Oval Office. Write the ticket already and let's get this over with.
...but before you do, can you please tell me how many of you fucking hypocrits took private jets to Carbonhagen?
Oh, you're exempt? I'm sorry. Fuck you!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
COLUMBIA, Mo. — Several Missouri schools are complaining about notebooks and pencils with designs similar to the logos from President Barack Obama's campaign.
At least one notebook and pencil with the design have been purchased from a school supply machine at a Columbia elementary school. Two families have complained about the design, and Principal Mary Sue Gibson said she planned to complain to the supply company.
- It's gotdamn blatent indoctrination. If I was one of those parents I'd be fucking livid! I'm surprised that it was the school's who actually complained.
Greg Jones, a sales representative with Pencil Wholesale, said the design was an accident.
Jones, who delivers supplies to about 800 schools, said he remembers seeing the design but didn't think anything about it. He said the supplies were designed by a different company and that "the art department was trying to be cutesy."
- An accident? BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Okay. Sure. Whatever you say there, pal. I tried finding the name of the "different company" so I could write them a letter and rip 'em a new one but no luck. I got tired of looking because Monday Night Football is on, and I have beer to drink so I said, "fuck it"!
"It's turned out to be really ugly. We're trying to get them out of the schools as fast as we can," said Jones, who identified himself as a registered Republican who voted for John McCain in 2008.
- I think Greg Jones is completely full of shit! He claims to be a registered Republican but he didn't think anything about it when he saw it? C'mon! WTF!
Anyways, I guess this is more a 'FUCK YOU' post to Pencil Wholesale, but I'd also like to say "Fuck You" to Obama, the assholes who voted for him and the cocksuckers who still think he's the second coming of Christ. Oh, and Fuck You too Greg Jones, you lying sack of shit mole...
Here's the picture of the notebook. I got it from here.
You assholes deserve nothing less than a flaming bag of poo...
Don't believe me? Go here and read it for yourself.
I still don't understand why people scratch with their middle fingers. From The Whited Sepulchre.
BTW, I hear that the Obama Administration is set to declare carbon dioxide a dangerous pollutant today. Let's see. Humans breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. Plants absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. Since liberals appear to be allergic to carbon dioxide, we can only conclude that liberals must be aliens in disguise who have come to loot our civilization but are allergic to our air. They're doing a pretty good job so far. Liberals are master looters, especially the black ones.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
I think it is time to ditch Comcast. All the corporate pandering across these last two years has forced me to inject politics into my business and consumer decisions. I have generally kept my political views separate from my daily consumer decisions but no more. I am now a full-fledged boycotter of several financial firms; I boycott both General Motors and Chrysler for obvious reasons; GE and NBC can suck a dick; and now it is time to boycott Comcast. While Comcast has a monopoly within my service area, I am willing to sacrifice speed in the name of principle.
Now understand that I don't mind corporations managed by professionals with liberal ideology. In my neck of the woods for example, local companies like Amazon, Microsoft, and Costco all have a rather liberal management team, but they don't inject themselves into polarizing public issues in the form of pandering. Pandering is what pisses me off more than anything because not only is it disingenuous, but it's also dangerous and smacks of pure unadulterated greed. After what we have witnessed across these last 18 months from TARP to the automotive bail-outs, Pandora's Box is officially open for business. And we can thank big corporate for handing over the keys.
This morning we learn that Comcast has endorsed the Democrat health care destruction bill. The endorsement has come one day after announcing the proposed Comcast/NBC merger. It's bad enough having my Internet service provider now affiliated with NBC. But the Comcast CEO's decision to publicly endorse the health care destruction bill was the last straw. I won't bother summarizing the article. Read it for yourself.
It's amazing what prominent business professionals will do these days to secure business deals. Sickening. I almost destroyed my TV watching the Big Three CEOs bow to Congress for some bail-out cash. Need a buck? Sell your soul to the devil.
Back in the day, corporations operated with a sense of balance between community service and business profit, and were always weary of getting too cuddly with government bureaucracy. Now, the heavy hands of government regulation, organized labor, and greed have destroyed the public's perception of corporate America. And rightfully so because corporations could give a flying fuck about the community so long as next quarter's profit exceeds expectations. Outsource overseas? Check. Cook the books? You betcha. Suck some government cock? Yummy. The effect of course is greater short-term profit, but the long-term ramifications are dire. No need to look any further than the current health of our domestic automotive and financial institutions to prove my point, which we are now paying for in the form of massive bail-out money. Here we are working hard in the trenches while big government and big corporate executives fondle each other at the country clubs with my fucking money; propping up failed and inefficient business models. Instead of solving problems with real solutions, corporate America and big government decide to marry and borrow our future generations into oblivion. Fuck you all.
Smart business leaders should understand that the massive growth in government will only lead to a steady decline in our standards of living, which will ultimately impact profit potential. So pandering to government initiatives designed to grow the public sector would prove counter-productive. Oh wait a minute, there I go thinking long-term again. Silly me. I guess I would make a shitty business leader in today's world stocked up with pandering pussies and greedy politicians.
Note to big business: pander and I'm out. cya Comcast. Fuck you.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Texan Moves North
It's 5:00PM. It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rum and sat by the picture window watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was so beautiful.
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in my life and loved it. I did both the driveway and the sidewalk. later a snow plow came along and accidentally covered up the driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver waved and smiled. I waved back and shoveled again.
It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temp has dropped to 11 degrees. Several tree limbs have snapped in the snow. I shoveled the drive again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came again. Now the snow is a brownish-grey.
It warmed enough today to cause slush which froze again when the temp dropped. Bought snow tires for both cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145.00 to a chiropractor. Nothing broken. More snow.
Still cold as hell. Sold the wife's car. Bought a 4x4 to get her to work. Slid into a guardrail anyways, considerable damage. Another 8 inches of snow last night. Both vehicles covered with salt and crud. More shoveling for me. The got-damn snowplow came twice today.
It's 2 fucking degrees outside. More fucking snow. Not a tree on our property hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater, which tipped over and nearly burned the fucking house down. Managed to put out the flames but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands plus lost all my eyelashes and eyebrows. car slid off the road on the way to the emergency room and totalled it.
More motherfucking got-damn white shit keeps coming down. Have to put on all the clothes we own just to get to the fucking mailbox. If I ever catch the son-of-a-bitch who drives that fucking snowplow, I'll chew open his chest and rip out his heart. I think he hides around the corner till I shovel. Power still off. Roof has started to cave in.
Six more fucking inches of fucking white shit and fucking sleet and no tellin' what the fuck else fell last night. I wounded the fucking snowplow asshole with an ice axe, but he got away. Wife left me. The car won't start. I think I'm going snow blind. I can't feel my fucking toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. More white shit forecast. Wind chill is 22 below. Fuck this! I'm moving my ass back to Texas.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I didn't bother watching the speech last night because I knew it would be nothing short of double-talk bullshit. After reading CharlieDelta and Patriot Gretchen's comments yesterday, I was right. Man, those two were on a roll. BWAHAHAHA!!! I think I'm gonna mail down to them my two old CRTs so they can blow them the hell up and take pictures!!! Kinda like that old printer in Office Space.
There should be no more doubt left about the magnitude of this man's incompetence, and it's pretty sad when a Euroweenie journalist starts talking shit about a liberal American president.
Never before has a speech by President Barack Obama felt as false as his Tuesday address announcing America's new strategy for Afghanistan. It seemed like a campaign speech combined with Bush rhetoric -- and left both dreamers and realists feeling distraught.
Don't ya know? This man never left the campaign trail! He will be known by historians as Candidate Obama not President!
The academy commanders did their best to ensure that Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama's speech would be well-received.
How pathetic. Even our own military understands how inept this wuss is.
One didn't have to be a cadet on Tuesday to feel a bit of nausea upon hearing Obama's speech.
Now you Germans know how we feel on a daily basis!! Best one-liner from the media ever!!
For each troop movement, Obama had a number to match. US strength in Afghanistan will be tripled relative to the Bush years, a fact that is sure to impress hawks in America. But just 18 months later, just in time for Obama's re-election campaign, the horror of war is to end and the draw down will begin. The doves of peace will be let free.
The Bama went for the trifecta: 1) appease the majority of Americans who want us to win this war, 2) appease the deranged by blaming Bush, and 3) appease the
This man stands for absolutely nothing! He is the penultimate empty suit complete with a radical agenda stuffed into a mind with an IQ of 0. He really is the jackass of the Democrat Party. He tries to please everybody yet is steadily losing support across the entire electorate. He blames Bush for everything yet learned nothing from him. Understand that Bush called himself a conservative but was probably one of the most liberal presidents ever. In the end, he was very unpopular after having pissed off his own base in addition to the independent voters along with the deranged left. Obama is following his footsteps perfectly. It's the only thing he is accomplishing. In fact, Der Spiegel concluded the article with this gem, "The American president doesn't need any opponents at the moment. He's already got himself." Couldn't have said it better myself.
I'm gonna buy some Paulaner Hefeweissen this afternoon and drink one for the Germans. Maybe two.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Then I opened it. Fuggin' awesome!
I called kerrcarto that day to inquire within if it was he that signed me up for this and he said, "negative dude, but you might want to check with H2o or Harper". At this point I have narrowed it down to Harper because I don't remember giving H2o my address. But then again, who the heck knows? Hell, maybe I signed up for this from some link I clicked on and forgot all about it. I just don't know...
Anyways, if that was you Harper I just wanted to say thank you! I wasn't expecting anything in the mail except bills, much less this bitchen surprise...
And thank you Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison!
Ultra liberal anti gun former Gov. of New Mexico. Pro Abortion and legal drug use . Dissolve the 2nd Amendment
Auto recovery Czar
Black radical anti business activist. Affirmative Action and Job Preference for blacks. Univ of Maryland Business School Dean teaches US business has caused world poverty. ACORN board member. Communist DuBois Club member.
Radical Homosexual.. A Gay Rights activist. Believes in Gay Marriage and especially, a Special Status for homosexuals only, including complete free health care for gays.
The former failed superintendent of San Diego . Ultra Liberal friend of Hilary Clinton. Served as Border Czar under Janet Reno – to keep borders open to illegal’s without interference from US
David J. Hayes
California Water Czar
Sr. Fellow of radical environmentalist group, “Progress Policy”. No training or experience in water management whatsoever.
Auto Union worker. Anti business & anti nuclear . Has worked hard to force US auto makers out of business. Sits on the Board of Chrysler which is now Auto Union owned. How did this happen?
Central Region Czar
Believes US policy has caused Mid East wars. Obama apologist to the world. Anti gun and completely pro abortion.
Domestic Violence Czar
Director of the National Network to End Domestic Violence. Vicious anti male feminist. Supported male castration . Imagine?
devoted lobbyist for every restrictive gun law proposal, Former Chief of Police in Liberal Seattle. Believes no American should own a firearm . Supports legalization of all drugs
Head of Fed Reserve under Jimmy Carter when US economy nearly failed. Obama appointed head of the Economic Recovery Advisory Board which engineered the Obama economic disaster to US economy. Member of anti business “Progressive Policy” organization
Energy and Environment Czar
Political Radical Former head of EPA - known for anti-business activism. Strong anti-gun ownership.
Faith Based Czar
Political Black activist- Degree in Black Nationalism. Anti gun ownership lobbyist.
Great Lakes Czar
Chicago radical anti business environmentalist. Blames George Bush for “Poisoning the water that minorities have to drink.” No experience or training in water management. Former ACORN Board member (what does that tell us?)
Green Jobs Czar
(since resigned).. Black activist Member of American communist Party and San Francisco Communist Party who said Geo Bush caused the 911 attack and wanted Bush investigated by the World Court for war crimes. Black activist with strong anti-white views.
Guantanamo Closure Czar
Human Rights activist for Foreign Terrorists . Believes America has caused the war on terrorism. Believes terrorists have rights above and beyond Americans.
Former head of Medicare / Medicaid. Strong Health Care Rationing proponent. She is married to a reporter for The New York Times .
Born in New Delhi , India . Controls all public information, including labels and news releases. Monitors allprivate Internet emails . (hello?)
International Climate Czar
Anti business former White House chief of Staff- Strong supportrer of the Kyoto Accord. Pushing hard for Cap and Trade. Blames US business for Global warming. Anti- US business prosperity.
Ret Navy. Stopped US guided missile program as “provocative”. Chair of ultra liberal “Council on Foreign Relations” which blames American organizations for regional wars.
Mideast Peace Czar
Fmr. Sen from Maine Left wing radical. Has said Israel should be split up into “2 or 3 “ smaller more manageable plots”. (God forbid) A true Anti-nuclear anti-gun & pro homosexual "special rights" advocate
Chief of Staff to TED KENNEDY . Lawyer who got rich off the 911 victims payoffs. (horribly true)
Liberal activist judge believes free speech needs to be limited for the “common good”. Essentially against 1st amendment. Rules against personal freedoms many times –like private gun ownership and right to free speech.
Fierce ideological environmentalist, Sierra Club, Anti business activist. Claims US business has caused world poverty . No Science training .
Stimulus Accountability Czar
Spent career trying to take guns away from American citizens. Believes in Open Borders to Mexico . Author of statement blaming US gun stores for drug war in Mexico .
J. Scott Gration
Native of Democratic Republic of Congo . Believes US does little to help Third World countries. Council of foreign relations, asking for higher US taxes to support United Nations
Fannie May CEO responsible for the US recession by using real estate mortgages to back up the US stock market. Caused millions of people to lose their life savings.
Anti CIA activist . No training in diplomatic or gov. affairs. Believes Open Borders to Mexico and a dialog with terrorists and has suggested Obama disband US military
No Technology training. Worked for the Advisory Board Company, a health care think tank for hospitals. Anti doctor activist. Supports Obama Health care Rationing and salaried doctors working exclusively for the Gov. health care plan
Adolfo Carrion Jr..
Urban Affairs Czar
Puerto Rican born Anti American activist and leftist group member in Latin America . Millionaire “slum lord” of the Bronx , NY. Owns many lavish homes and condos which he got from “sweetheart” deals with labor unions. Wants higher taxes on middle class to pay for minority housing and health care
Leftist. Wants all private weapons in US destroyed. Supports UN ban on firearms ownership in America .. No Other “policy”
WMD Policy Czar
Former US Communist. Wants US to destroy all WMD unilaterally as a show of good faith. Has no other “policy”.
Now doesn't that just make you feel safe?