Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The 2009 Tiger Christmas Card

I just got home from work and checked the mail and couldn't believe there was a Christmas card in the mailbox from Tiger and his beyotch. I was so excited that I thought I would share:



Such a cute couple huh?

11 comments:

H2o said...

OMG...Laughing my ass off over here!

Anonymous said...

Damn it. You shoulda put a disclaimer in the title. Now I have to clean a mouthful of coffee off my computer monitor.

kerrcarto said...

WHY would anyone cheat on a woman that looks like that? What a dick.

Paul said...

Dude, that is some funny shit!

Harper said...

Funny! Just read that Jesper Parnevik introduced the two (she was the Parnevick's nanny) and he said, "...I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

labcat said...

lmao! she's gorgeous and she can kick ass. why would he cheat on that? dumbass

Auntie Vicki said...

Pretty is only skin-deep - maybe she is a bummer in bed. Geez, men, get a grip!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps this was just a kinky sex-thing that went a bit overboard. It's not hard to imagine her in thigh-high boots, black leather bustier grasping some wood...

Mark@Bismarck said...

Why the hell would a guy with money like Tiger Woods want to marry a 'super model' in the first place? What are the odds of that ending anywhere but divorce court? All we need now is a made for TV movie about this and his life is complete! Money can't buy happines, but it will by god rent it!

red collar said...

What's important is that he was NOT drunk when he backed up in that tree.

CharlieDelta said...

I put my money on both of them being on prescription drugs...