Monday, December 7, 2009

FOD

Ah yes. FOD. I need to sit down and write a routine, maybe in Excel, that will tell me exactly how many more FODs until we vote fuckface out of office. Or I could just count them on a calendar but that's boring.

I still don't understand why people scratch with their middle fingers. From The Whited Sepulchre.



BTW, I hear that the Obama Administration is set to declare carbon dioxide a dangerous pollutant today. Let's see. Humans breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. Plants absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen. Since liberals appear to be allergic to carbon dioxide, we can only conclude that liberals must be aliens in disguise who have come to loot our civilization but are allergic to our air. They're doing a pretty good job so far. Liberals are master looters, especially the black ones.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't kid your self...remember this is the smartest President EVER.He knows what he is doing...or Perhaps it is a smelly Finger to remember
TyGuy

phthaloblu said...

Well, if liberals and this president would just STFU, then all those carbon emission would go away. ;-P

Alaina said...

152 FODs.
Yes. I calculated it.
Yes. I am a geek.

Anonymous said...

" phthaloblu said...
Well, if liberals and this president would just STFU, then all those carbon emission would go away. ;-P"

- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

(looks again)

WBWBWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, man...phew. That was good. Because Liberals spew greenhouse gases...WHEN THEY TALK.

HAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

rayvet said...

"Perhaps it is a smelly Finger to remember"
Was that chick "Michaele Salahi" (White House Part crasher) in the room at the time he did this? There was something about that look in her eye in the picture of the two of them together that just screamed "Lewinski".

Omnibus Driver said...

You might want to get Kerrcarto to muck around with the code for one of these: http://www.tickerfactory.com/ezticker/ticker_designer.php

Much easier, and you could keep it at the top of the page.

Omnibus Driver said...

In fact, go here: http://www.tickerfactory.com/ezticker/ticker_designer.php?type=4

Cheers!

kerrcarto said...

Me personally I scratch with the index and the middle at the same time. Scratching with the middle only is just weird.

Paul said...

I was scratching my balls this morning and noticed that I was using both my second and middle fingers.

Harper said...

It takes two, huh?

Patriot Gretchen said...

Real men use Index Also,
Duh..

I think this has been explained to me as Two for Two
G

The Whited Sepulchre said...

Gentlemen,
Thanks for the linkage.

I think I've gotten Two FOD links here in as many months.

I'm gonna go for a Trifecta.

-Allen

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