Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Ich mag Der Spiegel

I'm starting to like Der Spiegel. This rag tossed Barry the Bama under the bus months ago, and they ripped him a good one today. Searching in Vain for the Obama Magic

I didn't bother watching the speech last night because I knew it would be nothing short of double-talk bullshit. After reading CharlieDelta and Patriot Gretchen's comments yesterday, I was right. Man, those two were on a roll. BWAHAHAHA!!! I think I'm gonna mail down to them my two old CRTs so they can blow them the hell up and take pictures!!! Kinda like that old printer in Office Space.

There should be no more doubt left about the magnitude of this man's incompetence, and it's pretty sad when a Euroweenie journalist starts talking shit about a liberal American president.

Never before has a speech by President Barack Obama felt as false as his Tuesday address announcing America's new strategy for Afghanistan. It seemed like a campaign speech combined with Bush rhetoric -- and left both dreamers and realists feeling distraught.

Don't ya know? This man never left the campaign trail! He will be known by historians as Candidate Obama not President!

The academy commanders did their best to ensure that Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama's speech would be well-received.

How pathetic. Even our own military understands how inept this wuss is.

One didn't have to be a cadet on Tuesday to feel a bit of nausea upon hearing Obama's speech.

Now you Germans know how we feel on a daily basis!! Best one-liner from the media ever!!

For each troop movement, Obama had a number to match. US strength in Afghanistan will be tripled relative to the Bush years, a fact that is sure to impress hawks in America. But just 18 months later, just in time for Obama's re-election campaign, the horror of war is to end and the draw down will begin. The doves of peace will be let free.

The Bama went for the trifecta: 1) appease the majority of Americans who want us to win this war, 2) appease the deranged by blaming Bush, and 3) appease the Communist Democrat Party by pulling out. But he loses all three picks. The majority of Americans don't trust this man with the war as today's poll shows that only 35% of Americans approve of his handling of Afghanistan. The blame Bush card has been a losing play for months now, and the Communists want us out now, not in 2011! So he loses miserably here! The terrorists are the only winners here as they now know to just wait it out for a couple of years. Unfuckingbelievable.

This man stands for absolutely nothing! He is the penultimate empty suit complete with a radical agenda stuffed into a mind with an IQ of 0. He really is the jackass of the Democrat Party. He tries to please everybody yet is steadily losing support across the entire electorate. He blames Bush for everything yet learned nothing from him. Understand that Bush called himself a conservative but was probably one of the most liberal presidents ever. In the end, he was very unpopular after having pissed off his own base in addition to the independent voters along with the deranged left. Obama is following his footsteps perfectly. It's the only thing he is accomplishing. In fact, Der Spiegel concluded the article with this gem, "The American president doesn't need any opponents at the moment. He's already got himself." Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm gonna buy some Paulaner Hefeweissen this afternoon and drink one for the Germans. Maybe two.

5 comments:

kerrcarto said...

When Der Spiegel gets it right you know we have ventured a couple steps too deep into bizaro world.

Patriot Gretchen said...

Paul,

please play with one of these while you drink that Hefeweissen?

http://www.gunsworld.com/mauser/german_us.html

PeggyU said...

Surreal.

CharlieDelta said...

Nicely written Paul. That was fucking great!

Claudia said...

The sadness of it all...When Obama pulls the troops back in 2011 (if he can!!!!!!!!) how many of those soldiers will be in body bags? With such a huge advertisement for everything he plans to do, does he think that the Taliban are not ready to welcome the American surge, and to push back with extra violence?

Did we tell Hitler, in WW2, when and where we would go to liberate France?