If you believe that, you probably watched the peeresident's speech tonight.
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I watched it. Only to reinforce what I already believe about this piece of shit we call TOTUS.
Why didn't he address this issue from the Oval Office? Oh wait...
...he needed another photo op.
Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you...
...I believe it!
Speech??????
he got up and stated that he wanted to talk to us???
Eererghh....rather he READ to us
Ty/GUy/Neil
OK, what the hell. End it or WIN it ? You total sucking air hole of a fucktard, we need a freaking president of the UNITED STATES not of Jr student counsel,
Oh dear Jesus, even my 13 year old was yelling at the TV this time.
Then that dick Chris Matthews calls West Point "Enemy Camp" - yeah dumb ass, actual soldiers and Cadets dont have any faith in his arrogant self centered words.
so, again all I can say is fucking crap we are so screwed.
Im going to be rocking back and forth in my closet trembling for a little bit, then Im cleaning my guns...
Fuck yeah, Patriot! Preach it, sister!
I did not watch. Not only do I not like his Bull Shit, I don't like the way he says it.
Seriously, if he waggs his stupid finger at the inside of my TV again Im going to bite it the fuck off.
Maybe Im just "ginned up" in his words..
really you tool, your gonna turn Trashganistan into Awesomeville, but who cares about Iraq because you didnt start that war and who the cares about it anyhow? REALLY
I didnt want to watch, but its like a car wreck or a zombie attack... i cant help myself
if its possible to spontaneously combust, I just might do it tonight.
GGDF Family, thanks for the Robert Earl Keene, great show this summer. I only got to catch the tail end, but a little tail is better than none, right?
What pisses me off the most about this asshole TOTUS is that he is CONSTANTLY saying, "We've made mistakes..."
He's like the brown-noser (pun intended) in grade school who was always saying 'sorry' about something. Anything. Nothing.
No shit asshole! We've made mistakes, but who the fuck hasn't? I don't know any-fuckin-one who hasn't made a mistake or three but they don't go around bringing it up 24/7! When is your apology-tour/ campaign-nightmare going to end?
This is a disgrace! As the "leader" (follower) of the most powerful noble country in the world I would hope you would take some pride in your office, but as usual you let us down. Again.
I need to invent the disposable TV! One to shoot at, punch, piss on, throw rocks at, shoot spit-balls and generally abuse the fuck out of when watching TOTUS make a mockery of this country!
Someone bitch slap this fucking moron already...
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I just did...
I forgot to grab my counter thingy to add up how many times he said the word "I"...what a puss. I was waiting for him to announce what a great photo op the cadets were. puke barf gag puke some more
Translating what ObaMao said last night:
"Eight months ago I had a plan for Afghanistan that I presented to the American people. Remember, that bitch Thunder Rodham Thighs was standing right next to me when I presented it to you. Then, four months ago my peeps in the field, General McCrystal said to me, "We're getting shot up pretty bad. We are suffering historic amounts of casualties since you've taken Office. I need 40,000 troops in Afghanistan ASAP or we face losing the whole shitery over here".
So, I sat around on my half negro ass for the next four months. Well, actually, I played golf, a lot of golf, some B-ball, hopped over to Copenhagen to get my Bling award, took FLOTUS to a Broadway play to show off her latest boob belt in her collection of boob belts and partied with Hollywood folks in the White House, yannow, basically not being responsible. Hey, I'm a victim of my negro roots. That's what we do. Has anyone ever seen negroes pay their bills on time? No. So, don't be getting all up on me, you got what you voted for. What I did is no different from what White Cambridge cops stupidly did with my negro professor buddy. Their bad. My bad. That's why I've been bowing my way across the globe to Kings and leaders of foreign nations. American people are bad.
To avoid another failed Beer Summit and play nicey-nice to the 47.1% of America that didn't vote for me, I've decided to Jew down my peeps running the operations in Afghanistan a little and send them 30,000 soldiers. Yes, I said Jew. I don't like Israel as the Israelis and American people already know. But, tonight with this being much like the summit with the honkey cop, the 30,000 troops come with a born on date just like beer. This shit has to be wrapped up in 18 months. I have a damn reelection campaign to think about and that Clinton supporting fat fuck Michael Moore is already on my ass calling me George Bush with this war. I don't need Code Pink on my ass too.
One last thing to everyone that was originally supposed to be watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas" right now on ABC. America is not a Christian nation and I am making every effort around the world to emphasize this with my administration. America's chickens have come home to roost. And, make no mistake, I still am gonna jam government run PORcare (Pelosi, Obama, Reid) down your throat.
Thank you. Allah bless you. May Allah bless the United States of America. Thank you very much. Thank you."
I think you just about nailed it Fukitol...
oh Jesus we are in a world of shit now
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