Wednesday, September 30, 2009

New Shirt

I heard today that the supreme court is going to hear the Chicago gun case. If you don't know (which I know most of our readers do) you cannot own a gun in the city of Chicago. This case will decide whether a state or a cities law trumps the United States Constitution (which they do not) as far as gun control goes. The thing that all these liberal gun grabbers have wrong is that the constitution lays out a set of freedoms that the states cannot take away. The states can ad to those freedoms but cannot diminish them. So. To commemorate this. I have bought myself a shirt. COME AND TAKE 'EM!

Damn I am soooo glad I only have to dress up for work on occasions!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

New Sign For My Front Porch

How to get your house and/or yard messed up by those oh-so-tolerant liberal progressive marxist assholes. 'Course, the other side of the mountain tells me it'd be good shootin' at close range... not so bad.



Thanks Uncle Jim!

More Eddy


This is one of his favorite spots to annoy me lay. He likes to climb up the back of my chair and lay up on top. He has almost taken me asshole over elbows a couple of times when I was not expecting it.
Luckily my sister was here to take a picture today I have tried a few myself but they just looked funky.
And no he does not rule the house (much).

Fuggin Slacker!

Yeah, this on is dedicated to myself for not being quick on the draw with with un-packing of the boxes. I did however accomplish one goal...

Mowin' the lawn. I forgot how bitchen takin' care of the yard was. It's been a good seven years since I've had the pleasure of mowin' the grasss. I still have a bunch of boxes to unpack but this took priority.

Yeah, I know it still looks like shit, but you should've seen it before I did some trimming. I can't wait to get out the weed whacker and really go to town...

I'm really stoked about the flag pole. I've always wanted one and now I have one. Sometimes life is good...



The cache':


The boxes waiting to be un-loaded. Yeah I know the wallpaper sucks major ass. It will be gone soon. That's a fuckin' guarantee!















Bunker making sure I didn't leave anything out of her stash:













Bunks finally chillin' in the window and simmerin' down...













It's so damn good being in the new place, but it's a MF trying to settle in finally. Thank GOD for music or I would've blown my brains out by now...

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sick Joke

BWAHAHAHAH!!! Hadn't heard this one before.

Miss Me Yet?

I really don't have much for FOD, but I thought this was fitting for all the libturds out there that voted for Obama. Fuck you too!



FUCK OBAMA!

Fuckers












Saw these two mother fuckers in our backyard yesterday morning just before football. The kids went nuts they were so excited. Me? I couldn't pull my shotgun out fast enough. The camera was handy, though. I hate coyotes. Fuckers have killed all of my cats over the years. See how healthy they look? That's because they eat pets! Lots of pets! They are the reason why I absolutely refuse to own another cat. Fuck Coyotes! Fuck Obama, too (you know I just had to throw that in there).

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Morning Catch

Dad sent me this picture this morning.



Eddy is a hunter for sure and he is getting damn big too! Those are 1 foot square tiles.
That cat has brought in at least 10 hummingbirds this summer (the only way we can figure he catches them is he ambushes them in the bushes) along with various lizards and a damn jackrabbit!

UPDATE: I just talked to dad and Eddy ate the squirrel (well from the ass to the rib cage anyway)! Eddy is a green cat.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Saturday Funnies For Our Teacher Friends and The Weekend Earworm


Caught In A Mosh...

I aint gonna live my life this way...

Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday Texas

Here's y'all some local boy music.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Churlishness?

Try arrogant fucking asshole!!!

So it's no secret that America is plenty pissed off at Gordon Brown over the Lockerbie bomber thing. But I suspect that Obama's arrogance toward the Brownster is more a reflection of Obama's narcissism and less substance.

This UK journalist makes a valid point. Article here. Despite whatever policy differences we may have, British soldiers have been dying for the cause of freedom. They are our staunchest of allies. At the very least, King Hussein could have given Gordon Brown a few moments during the UN summit.

To our British brothers and sisters, just hang in there with us. Hussein does not represent American sentiment towards Great Britain. In fact, Hussein does not represent anything that America stands for. He is a fucking coward, a despicable little fucking man, a Kenyan Communist, and America now realizes the mistake that we made last November.

But don't worry my friendly wankers. We are going to wipe out a good chunk of the Democrat Party's power in the 2010 elections and render King Hussein the lame fuck duck that he is destined to become. So sing it loud with us, Great Britain. FUCK OBAMA!!!!!

In Case You Were Wondering How It Goes...

This flow chart might help you understand. After all, it's so confusing when trying to figure out if you're a 'racist' or not...



Y'all can thank my brother for this Public Service Announcement.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Steve Crowder Goes to Berkley

Time Travelin

The geniuses at AT&T predicted the future back in '93. I guess that was around the time we first got internet service at mom and dad's house, whoot a whopping 28k. I remember our first Macintosh was an Apple II C (still have it too) it had a program that you ran of a sphere that was made up of black and white octogon's that would bounce and spin, extremely simple shit by todays standards but I thought it was the coolest thing in the world at the time. Our first computer for our family here was a Performa 6100 I used to digitize 7.5 minute quad sheets on that fucking clunker. Damn that thing was SLOOOOOOOOW compared to what I am on now. Hell my cellphone is faster than that fucker.

I can't wait to see what happens in the next 20 years(I want my jetpack mother fuckers) Ray Kurzweil says we will live forever with the nano-bots fixin our shit from the inside. If that is true why the fuck are we debating healthcare. Fuck it let's just wait 20 years and it will all be cool.

Have you ever had a marxist asspimple running your country? Well you will.
Thanks for the heads up there AT&T.
YOU KNEW AND YOU SAID NOTHING!!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Keeping the theme alive!

BAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Pictures are Worth A 1000 Words


I was drinking some Lone Star long necks the other night and they have these puzzles on the bottom of the cap. It got me to thinking, I need to make a new Obama sticker to tape to the back window. I came up with this.

Cowboys Stadium

Below is a series of videos taken by fans attending the new Cowboys Stadium inauguration game Sunday night, September 20, 2009.


Found this cool video of the Cowboys Ring of Honor ceremony during the stadium inauguration game against the New York Giants. I tell you what, that stadium is fucking awesome. No words to describe this thing. Wish I was there but I'm stuck up here in Seattle watching it on TV. Congratulations Dallas!! That's a fancy new stadium y'all got down there. It looks so futuristic it's almost comical. I've been told that this is now the largest arch supported structure in the world. Leave it to Jerry Jones to pull this off.



Unveiling the Dallas Cowboys Star.


First touchdown at Cowboys Stadium by none other than Marion "The Barbarian" Barber.


Cowboys lost their inauguration game to the New York Giants 33-31. Lawrence Tynes kicked the go ahead field goal at the end of regulation. Tony Romo threw three interceptions resulting in three Giants touchdowns, and the Dallas defense did not record a single sack or takeaway for the second consecutive game. Granted, the New York Giants are arguably one of the best teams in the league right now but Dallas is capable of playing so much better than they did Sunday night. Cowboys better figure it out fast while the season is still young. Regardless, what a disappointing end to what I hear was a pretty awesome inauguration night at Cowboys Stadium.

Update: Oh yeah, forgot to mention; an attendance record was set Sunday night at Cowboys Stadium. 105,121 tickets distributed making Sunday night the largest crowd to witness a regular season game in the United States, in NFL history. Larger than the 1986 Super Bowl.

Monday, September 21, 2009

FOD

Sorry it is so late today, work ya know.

So he does not know alot about ACORN. Who does he think we are a bunch of idiots?
Mr. President you are a liar. You signed the stimulus package that gave them up to 8 billion dollars. You were a lawyer for them in the 90's and you said they were going to be an integral part of your administration. I also know that Wade Rathke the man that founded ACORN & SEIU and his scumbag brother Dale Rathke are buddies with Jeff Jones who sits on the board of the Apollo Alliance WHO WROTE THE FUCKING STIMULUS PACKAGE. So don't piss on my leg and tell me it is raining. FUCK YOU LIAR!


Let me know what you think in the new poll. Sorry to whomever had already voted. Blogger was being an asshole.

UPDATE: Glenn lays it out better than I can.


Saturday, September 19, 2009

New Sheriff In Town

Yeah, fuck! It happened again. Tonight was totally unexpected though. I know those little bastards are cruising around all over the place, but this particular little bastard was in a completely different place tonight than he was last night.

...In my path!

As long as they stay away from me, I'll be more than happy to stay away from them, but the moment they try to claim territory in my domain, these little eight legged fucks are gonna go down, and go down hard and fast!

I know in previous posts I claimed that Berryman B-12 Chemtool was the top of the line Weapon of Mass Spider Destruction, but I couldn't find it tonight so I had to resort to Plan "B".

Well fuck me runnin'!

Plan "B" kicked Plan "A's" ass all over the field. The two smell similar in potency and chemical value, and I knew right where my Gun Scubber was located amongst the disaster area known as my new place, so what the hell? Let's give this one a shot...

The effective killing power was doubled to say the least, and the poor fucker only had to suffer for a few seconds. If you ever run out of Raid or whatever it is you use to kill these eight-legged bastards, may I suggest some Birchwood/Casey Gun Scubber? This has been the most effective weapon cleaning solvent I have used yet, and if a spider or two piss you off and get in your way it eradicates them as well as carbon build up on your firearms.





I'll tell you what you little eight-legged motherfuckers; if you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone. There are plenty of trees and high places for you bastards to hang out in and hunt your prey. There is no fucking reason why you should be hanging out at face level where you damn well know I'm going to be walking through. The moment I walk through one of your webs and/or feel you bounce off my shoulder it's game fucking on! Because of you, your family is not safe anymore either. I have a full-sized can of Scrubber and it's chaulk full of my WMSD. You motherfuckers ever heard of genocide? If not, lemme suggest you read up on it, 'cause it's coming your way in a hurry and will continue until this can runs dry motherfuckers.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Takes one to know one, asshole!

Since It's Fall Carnival Time


Like the Pantera break?

For those of you that like to follow along.

I want a big red nose (crowd) I want some floppy shoes
I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you
Like all the bad clowns do
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun

I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
As long as I am there (State Fair, State Fair)
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank

'Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man

The human cannonball (crowd) I'll rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh shit I'm gonna die
I am a carney worker I make two bucks
Every hour come to find out ... (crowd) this job it fuckin sucks

Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
I'm a carney man I'm a carney man

You need a corndog I can tell
You need a corn dog I can tell
I'm a carney man

Friday Night Fuck Yeah!

It's Friday night and time to party. My good buddy Z and his wife and newborn are in town for the weekend and I think they've left the baby with the Mother in law so we're gonna tear some shit up! Hope everyone has a kickass Friday night. Fuck yeah!

Whadda ya say we do a little CKY?

Million Dollar Shot

I thought this story was pretty fucking cool. I don't know what I would do with a million dollars, but I suspect I would be dead if I had that much money.

Jason Hargett laughs at that figure. Laughs, I say!

On Tuesday, Hargett participated in one of those "hole-in-one for big bucks" contests as part of the Mark Eaton Celebrity Classic in Utah. Hargett hadn't planned on playing because of a sore wrist. But since even a bad day golfing is better than a good day doing anything else, he manned up, borrowed his brother's clubs, and ventured onto the course at the Red Ledges Golf Club. And then this happened:




Lucky bastard!

We Got Kanyed



Do it to anybody.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

ILL!

I rarely get sick, but when I do, I get rrrrrrrrreally fucking sick. I don't know where it came from. I could have gotten it from sharing a whiskey bottle with a Cougars fan Saturday night or from sharing a pipe with his girlfriend. Yeah, I hear you. WTF! Anyway, it hit Monday morning, and I was sailing at 103 - 104 degrees for three days solid. I was one mean cuss, too. Oh my poor poor kids this week. To top it off, I even wrote a nasty and condescending note to Samuel's teacher on Tuesday because she pissed me off. Apparently, Samuel misunderstood the teacher and started to read. So the teacher made him write a note home to tell me that he was reading when he wasn't supposed to be reading. Yeah, you read that correctly. Can you fucking believe that? If he is misbehaving that's one thing but to read a book all because he misunderstood the directions. Holy shit!!! Call in the Riddlin Man!! Guess I won't be making friends with Samuel's new teacher anytime soon. Probably a liberal anyway so who cares. But Wow! was I bad this week.

Finally, yesterday, I gulped a bunch of water and wrapped myself in two blankets and sweated that bastard out of there. It worked. Today, I woke up at about 80% and feeling 90% now. Tomorrow, if I feel like drinking a beer, I'll know I'm at 100%. This week sucked so bad you have no idea.

While the kids were at school today I bought them two really cool toys as a thank you for being such great kids during my time of uttermost fucking sickness and penultimate grouchiness. I won't be buying Samuel's teacher anything, except for maybe a rotten apple.

Now this is what's so fucked up. I went to the CDC web site to read up on Swine H1N1 Flu because I was seriously scared! The hell! All the symptoms are the same as the common influenza strains found here in America. So the only way to really tell if you are infected is to get your blood taken!!! By the time you get that done, you're over it already!!! What a scam this H1N1 thing is. Seriously, I'm starting to laugh every time the news starts in with widespread viruses. What was it two years ago? Bird flu? Now pigs? BWAHAHAHA!!! Next year it'll be cats.

Land Of Dead

Worried that the liberal brainless zombies are going to come for you in the middle of the night? Well worry no more!
Now you can bone up on your target practice and take out the mindless zombies all at the same time.

Go here and get ya' a few. Before it is too late!!

Happy Belated Birthday

I know Denny sent you well wishes and since we love you here too. Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!! Better late than never. Here is a funny to brighten your day.

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new
restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?

You know....The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.
He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Some Pics From The 9/12 "Angry Mob" Project

I'm really kinda pissed off that I couldn't have made the trip to DC and taken part in this monumental peaceful assembly of Americans of all races, religion and ages who are sick and tired of a corrupt government. Not that I'm saying that previous administrations weren't corrupt, because that would be a flat out fucking lie. Our current POTUS and his minions just happened to light the fire and then pour a ton of gasoline on it. The good thing about it is that the light is finally shining bright on the corruption of big government and it's bullshit lies, smoke and mirrors. Now that the light is on these scumbags, I wonder how fast the roaches will scurry?

My Mom sent me an email with a shitload of pictures from a link in the UK. Notice how you will never see any of these pictures coming from our limp dick so-called "media" in the United States. Why is that?

Never mind. That was a rhetorical question.

This was the link included in the email.

As my local LSM told us, "it was a low turnout". Low turnout? Looks pretty huge to me! I'll let you judge that for yourselves after viewing the first picture. According to my local news, the number of "racist angry 'republicans'" who showed up on Saturday wouldn't have been enough in numbers to fill a construction site blue-room...

That must have been one of those three-story stadium-sized construction site crappers that they were referring to because it sure looks like a lot of folks to me! A swarm of fed up Americans of all races, religions and ages who are sick and FUCKING TIRED of all the lies, betrayal and deceit from the ever growing (already huge) big government.

But again, I'll let you be the judge of that...

Did anyone besides me notice how peaceful a massive assembly of conservative Americans that was? As kerrcarto noted in this post, we Conservatives were civil, respectful, threw away any trash that was left there (besides the trash in Congress) and left the place clean (again, besides the trash still left in Congress). I would think that since you earthy hippy fucks were so concerned with the environment, blah, blah, blah, that you would at least make some kind of effort to pick up after yourselves, but as the typical liberal baby bed wetters you are, you need someone to take care of you and pick up after you. Take note of that liberals. You have a long way to go, a lot to learn and a hell of a lot of growing up to do.



The corruption in DC runs deeper than the depths of hell, and the POTUS and those in the House & Senate are trying to give the American people a royal ass-fucking to that destination. FUCK YOU DC!!! I hope you assholes are ready for a major Tseunami of a douche, because WE THE PEOPLE have volumes of vinegar and water ready for you corrupt cocksuckers in 2010! LIFE, LIBERTY, and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.

Stay the fuck away from mine and that of my family's and we'll get along just fine, otherwise we're gonna have problems. Don't tread on me!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The End Of The World



Damn Good Beer!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Compare and Contrast

After the 9/12 March on Washington.


After the ejaculation of The One


Figures. Stolen From Here

Has it come to this?

I actually saw this on TV this weekend.Really America....REALLY?



Just fucking shoot me.

Milestone

If you look over at the FOD sidebar. We have reached a milestone.
Our first black Obama hater. Welcome brother!!

Oh yea, I almost forgot. I am Hijacking FOD to give the finger to that arrogant asshole Kanye West.
What a fucking dickhead. Way to destroy a girl's night of a lifetime. What got your vagina in a bunch this time? Was it not good enough for a white woman to win, you fucking racist dickhole. Beyonce has more class in her asshole than you have in your entire body. Do us all a favor, hurry up and tank your career or overdose. Either way suits me fine.

Or maybe you just need some reminding. Especially the last three.
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal..
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

FUCK OBAMA DAY

Yeah, it's that day again. FUCK Obama Day! FOD! The worst day of the week...

Barack Hussein Obama is a fucking nigger.

Before you call me a racist you need to get ahold of the facts and grasp a simple concept: There are niggers, there is white trash. There are beaners and there are gooks. There are camel jockeys, and there are stinkbeards. On the other side of the coin there are black people, white people, mexicans and asians. There will always be camel jockeys and stinkbeards and you assholes can go suck Allah's dick for all I care. FUCK YOU Obama!

TOTUS just happens to be a fuckin' nigger who has a white trash VP that supports camel jockeys and stinkbeards and wants to give wetbacks free medical.

This one is dedicated to you Barry, you socialist/marxist lying cocksucker moose-limb nigger!





FUCK. YOU!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Saturday Funnies and The Weekend Earworm



And since it is flooding here...

Friday, September 11, 2009

9/11

UPDATE: I found this picture perusing the intraweb this morning and though y'all would find it interesting.
9/11 from space. Dayum!


I remember exactly where I was 8 years ago today. I was in Atlanta, Texas at the TxDot pavement engineers lab. I had a meeting with him and after it was over we were going to go to breakfast. When we left his office someone came up to us and told us that a jet had crashed into the WTC. I thought nothing of it except that whoever was training in that jet really fucked up. I even asked the dude if they ejected before it hit (thinking that it was a military exercise gone bad) until they said "No a fucking airliner". It felt like getting punched in the gut. So many questions ran through my head. My partner and I went back to our hotel rooms and I flipped on Fox News just in time to see the second plane smash into WTC 2. I remember gasping as I saw the ball of fire erupt. We spent the rest of the morning watching the events unfold.

It has now been 8 years, I have a son that is 11 and a daughter that is 9 and I still get misty eyed when I see the footage. All the raw emotions come flooding back like I was sitting in my hotel room watching it happen for the first time. As for my kids they will never remember the day as I do. But believe me (listen up nut-jobs) I will never let them forget what you mother fuckers did and still want to do!! They will carry the torch long after I am dead and gone. You fuckheads wanted a war? Well you got it. And it is going to be a long time before this family forgets.

God bless all the souls lost on this day 8 years ago and all our military men and women taking the fight to the assholes that want to have a re-peat.



Oh yea. FUCK YOU Rosie O'Donnell, Micheal Moore, Van Jones and the 9/11 Trufers. FUCK YOU all in the ass.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

NFL 2009 Kick-Off Tonight!!!

Thank God, football season is here!! The politics are driving me absolutely Nucking Futs!!

Hope the Titans kick the living shit out of the Steelers tonight!! Go Tennessee!!!!!!! Fuck Pittsburgh! BWAHAHAHA!!!! Nah, seriously. Should be a great game! Both teams were awesome last year, especially the Steelers which...duhhh!!!...are the defending champs.

update: That was a cool fireworks show over Heinz Field to kick-off the season.

Now I Would Have Paid To See That

My brother-in-law sent me this.

I wonder if it came out horns first.

(From Liberal Ignorance)

Conservatives walked away
As Obama-Care took control.
Their mind’s weren’t all the same,
To conquer was his goal.

He tweeked your ignorance,
And he tweeked your feeble mind,
And he got the last laugh
At your dumbass liberal kind…

Conservatives walked away
As Obama-Care took control.
Their mind’s weren’t all the same,
To conquer was his goal.

He tweeked your ignorance,
And he tweeked your feeble mind,
And he got the last laugh
At your dumbass liberal kind…

Conservatives walked away
As Obama-Care took control.
Their mind’s weren’t all the same,
To conquer was his goal.

He tweeked your ignorance,
And he tweeked your feeble mind,
And he got the last laugh
At your dumbass liberal kind…

(2-3-4)

We’re only gonna die, from liberal ignorance.
We’re only gonna die, from liberal ignorance.
We’re only gonna die, from liberal ignorance.
We’re only gonna die, from liberal ignorance...

It's time for conservatives to step up to the plate and swing for the parking lot. Fuck the bipartisan bullshit! Fuck the PC bullshit! Fuck the typical D.C. bullshit, and Fuck YOU Barack Hussein Obama!



PS_
Fuck you Sublime and fuck you NOFX! Your pathetic versions suck as much as you faggot progressives do. In case you didn't know, that's a lot!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

More Response To The TOTUS



Who said this? No Googling allowed.

All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.

Gottagetdrunkfirst response to Hussein's Joint Session address

Move over Republicans. We've got your response right here.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Labor Day Weekend Shenanigans

My stomach muscles still hurt from all the laughing I did this trip. It was only a one-day, one-nighter but we packed in the laughs as if it was a full three-day weekend.

Since I am hurting for funds and still unpacking boxes right now I had to shave off a couple days from this border mission. We left Saturday morning around 09:00 and I my tires were on dirt about 11:00. I think this is the best time I've ever made. I'm talking 85-90 mph for the majority of the drive. It's pretty cool leaving in the morning when traffic is thin and I can see if the CHP is back behind me and pacing my speed instead of leaving at 19:00 and getting to camp at 01:00.

I got to the Jucumba summit and the Border Patrol checkpoint was in full swing. Cars backed up for a good quarter mile or so. When I got up to the Border Patrol Agent he asked me how I was doing. I said, "I'm doing good officer. How are you doing?" He said, "I'm good. Are you working today?"

The bed of my truck held one ice chest, one flagpole, one camp chair, three steel targets and a shitload of firewood. I thought that was a strange question given the circumstances but I said, "No sir. Not in the traditional sense of the word. I'm camping, but I'm working too."

He smiled and said, "Have a great time."

I thanked him for his service and punched it. It took less than an hour to get from Jucumba to Winterhaven. My gas mileage sucked, but I was there before I knew it and my hydrocarbon ECO-Vehicle was laughing with me.

On the dirt road in, the Border Patrol was all over the place like flies on liberals. It used to bother me that "the man" was out there hassling people for camping, but since 9/11 they can ask me all the questions they want as long as they don't cross the line and abuse their power like the magical negro's goons inevitably will. God bless the Border Patrol!

They pretty much leave us alone when they see that we're there to camp and help deter wetbacks from passing through. We've gotten to know a few BP agents and most of these dudes are down home cool MF's.

We got to camp and I was ready to set up some targets. Everyone was still amped up from the road in and wanted to pound a few beers, catch up on old times and loaf for a while.

Not Nicholas. He was on the same page as me and wanted to get his shoot on. I could tell that he was amped to fire some lead downrange and asked him if he wanted to help me set up the targets. He hopped to his feet with a shit-eatin' grin and asked if he could ride in the back of my truck. Fuck yeah Nicholas!

I dig this picture. I can remember being his age and being stoked riding in the back of my dad's truck before the Kalifornia fascist liberal assholes decided to make it illegal.



After we got back to camp from setting up the targets it was on. If there were any wetbacks within a mile or two of us, they were definitely changing course. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Fuckin BOOM!

For the most part, I'm just plinkin' .22LR these days because I have a shitload of it and it's cheap to shoot. I brought most of my arms and ammo, but had the most fun with my deuce deuce Ruger Mark II. Only having to clean a couple is a nice bonus too.

There was a nice mix of calibers out there this trip and a nice group of people. Nicholas tried every firearm put in front of his face. He watched me get my ass kicked by the Mosin Nagant (7.62x54) and couldn't wait to take it for a spin. Damn, that rifle has some serious recoil and concussion. Why even bother with ear protection? He held his own with that rifle and even smiled at Grandpa after putting a five round clip downrange. I wish I would've gotten a picture of that!



This was a badass weekend that I really needed. The stress from moving and all the other bullshit involved with it was let go as soon as my tires hit the dirt. What a great trip! I truly feel blessed to have the great group of friends and family that I have.

Oh yeah... I forgot about the shenanigans part of the post. Forgive me, as my liver is about the size of a pea right about now...

The first time Kirk came out with us he decided that someone, the first one passed out in a chair, would get "monkey'd up". Two guesses who that was? Yup, the same drunken fuck that got monkey'd up @ Blownstar from that drunkard known as Paul.

If you make it to yer domain (tent, bed of truck, sleeping bag etc.) then you are safe, but if you pass out in a chair around the fire you are free game.

I experienced this shit at Blownstar this last July, but apparenly Paul and Kirk were on a different page of the rules of engagement. It's all good though. I got off light. I would post my monkey'd up picture but it's just too damn embarassing. The next trip after that we had some FNG trying to impress his girlfriend and he got lit up. I won't post that one either because he's not too keen about being on the net.

This trip Brad smoked one too many bowls after a shitload of beers and then ate four burgers. Needless to say, he was fucking out like a light! There was no waking this clown up. The girls had a blast monkeying his ass up and I couldn't stop laughin' while snappin' pics. My stomach muscles still hurt...

You got off light this time fucker!

The only reason he got the tinfoil hat was because Kirk and I couldn't stop laughing about libtards and tinfoil hats. I gotta tell ya, Kirk had me laughing until the late hours of the morning. It's nice to be on the other side of the coin..

Call it too many beers and party favors...
It's good to be back and it's good to settle down in this place, but Gotdamn it was good to spend some time in the desert with good friends and family and forget about the bullshit.

The shenanigans were dedicated to Brad in this photo. The only reason why he got the tinfoil hat was because Kirk and I were hammered and couldn't stop laughing about libtards and their tinfoil hats. It was just funny for the obvious reasons. We lit some steel up this trip and had a kickass time. There were no wetbacks sneakin' through our perimiter and I can't say I blame 'em!

Dunce Hat

Gee, I wish someone would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes.



Dumbass.

Monday, September 7, 2009

FOD

Ah yes, another Fuck Obama Day!!! And today, boys and girls, let's talk about Israel. Yes, those evil Jews. J-E-W-S.

Here's a man who declares that the US should not "meddle" in another's affairs, while the Mullahs brutally murder the freedom-loving protesters in Iran. We should not "meddle", while the United States seeks to cut-off aid to Honduras because they ousted a president who was circumventing their constitution.

President Hussein lives on both sides of the fence, under the ignorant belief that the majority of Americans aren't watching him. I've got news for you, pal. You're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. Not only do you suck in your own national polls, but the evil Jews...J-E-W-S...also think you're an asshole. According to an Israeli poll taken last week, just four percent of Jewish Israelis view the policies of U.S. President Barack Obama as being pro-Israeli. BWAHAHAHA!!!! You're a real piece of work, dude.

I think you should live by your own words. Don't meddle with Israel!!! You have demanded that they stop building settlements. Guess what? It's none of your damn business!! Stop Meddling!! Let them fight their own war against the people who seek her destruction. If they feel like building, that's their business. After all, you gave billions of my tax dollars to the Palestinian terrorist regime earlier this year and have since been harassing Israel. No wonder that country dislikes you! I dislike you, too!

Never in my life have I witnessed a man who has broken more promises in such a short period of time. From "no lobbyists" to "new era of bipartisanship" to "the end of pork" to improving America's reputation worldwide, you've screwed up just about everything you have touched! You surround yourself with complete douchebags like your Communist pal, Van Jones. And it looks like the Afghanistan campaign is in trouble, too! Dude, you are a total fuck-up!!! You make Jimmy Carter look competent, and I actually miss Bill Clinton after eight years of Bush and seven months of your punk-ass.

Here's some advice: You say you won't meddle. Then SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP MEDDLING! Stop meddling with Israel, especially since you gave the Palestinian terrorists billions of my tax dollars!! And speaking of meddling, stop meddling with our children!! You certainly won't be meddling with mine because they won't be there to listen to your sorry Marxist ass tomorrow afternoon.

You are an anti-semitic, Kenyan Communist. That's quite the combo, Mr. Hussein.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sunday Funnies & A Couple Earworms





My mom loved Neil. She got to see him in concert about 5 years before she left us.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Two Tons For Paul!

I know you heard this one! Hell, CD might even know it.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Have a safe and drunken Labor Day weekend everybody!! And just think, only one more week until the 2009 NFL season kicks off!!! Hell yeah I'm excited!!! UW vs. LSU tomorrow night. Fuck LSU!!!

Here's some anarchy for Gregor.

Friday Fishing Report

THE SALMON ARE HERE!!! AND THERE'S A FUCKING SHIT LOAD OF THEM!!! TRY 5,000,000 DOWN HERE FROM ALASKA!!! PARKS & WILDLIFE ARE REPORTING A SALMON RECORD FOR WASHINGTON!!!! YIP YIP YEE HAWWWWW!!!!

My buddy called me a few days ago wanting to go salmon fishing. It rained a few days ago, which triggered the salmon feeding in Puget Sound to start their journey up the rivers. The pinks are running now, and the silvers will be here by early-October, followed by the chinooks. This will be salmon fishing heaven clear into December!

So I crunched five days of work into four and took today off. Before the kids walked out the door this morning, Samuel goes, "So Dad. What city are you working in today?" "Puyallup River today." "What kind of job is on the river??!!" "My fishing pole." "Noooooo!!! While I'm stuck at school?? Nooooo!!!" "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get yo ass out the door and to school boy!!"

So here is the embarrassing part. I didn't catch one today. I'm still learning how to fly fish, and it was tough fishing today. Meanwhile, the anglers all around us were catching their quotas. Most were using tackle. Good fishing. In fact, excellent fishing!!! There must have been at least 150 dudes on the river about 20 feet apart!! Awesome. Plenty of fish to go around. In fact, there were so many fish they would hit me in the leg. All day! Hitting my leg and not my fly. Assholes. Anyway, I'm using the wrong fly and am going to buy some really bright ones this weekend. We'll hit the river again next week. I'm not going to chicken shit out and go back to tackle. I'm forcing my cast and putting too much muscle into it and so I think I'm going to practice in the back yard this weekend and, like I said, we'll hit the river again next week. While the kids are in school. MWAHAHAH!!!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Chalkboard Fun


I found this over here. Go have fun.

Updated by one seriously buzzed up CD (with kerrcarto's blessing):

In response to this socialist, marxist, rat-bastard commie video ***(keep yer barf bags at the ready)*** that high school kids are being brain-washed with, I can only leave you with Bart Simpson's words of wisdom.











I absolutely love Harper's idea of the triple expresso if you can't get yer kids out of the messiah's attempted brainwashing. Maybe even a few boxes of Milk Duds and a six pack of Mountain Dew just for good measure?

Tuesday the 8th is going to be an interesting day to say the least. Just three days before 9/11. I wonder how TOTUS is going to fit that part of the equation into his bullshit marxist propoganda? Bush lied, education died?

(CD)