Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year 2

Happy New Year my two bro's my new found friends (see y'all at Blownstar!!!) and to all the people that come by and read and comment on my thoughts on life. I hope this coming year brings better times than the previous one. We are off to my dad's tonight to eat, drink and blow shit up. I think I might let the boy pop off the Carcano today. Just to let him get a feel for a real gun and ring the new year in correctly. But we will most definitely be popping off some mortars!

Have a safe and prosperous new year everyone.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year folks. I'm headed to the desert for the day and a night of drunken debauchery, mayhem, pyro-techniques and all around shenanigans. God willing, I'll make it back home alive on NYD. Hope everyone has a safe and happy (drunken) New Year! See y'all in 2011.

Loadin' up my truck right now to this and pissing off the nig....ummm...neighbors. Happy New Year! Scream aim and fire in 2011!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

American Pride Camaro

I've been sick the last couple of days and there's not a whole lot on my mind to write about. I know Christmas has come and gone, but there's no reason you can't send me one of these badass machines!

Thank you in advance, and here's some more American pride:

Friday, December 24, 2010

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Merry Christmas everybody!! Cheers!

It just wouldn't be Christmas without...

...the super babe goddess of all time!

How to treat spammers

From: Mrs Rose []
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2010 7:21 AM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: Your reply is highly needed!

I'm Mrs Rose John Gomo, I married to Dr.John who worked with our embassy in Ivory Coast He died on 2007, bofore his death he deposited a sum $8,500.000.00 to one Bank in Abidjan.
I need your help reply me so that i can give you details.
Yours Rose

Wrong response: Sure, my social security number is__________. My bank account number is_________ and here's my PIN_____.

My response: Get a life and stop scamming people you sick fucking buttfucking monkey dick sucking nigger!

They didn't reply.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Religion Of Peace

So the Radical Ragheads are saying that Christmas is EEEVIIIIL and that we should all give it up and join them in praising a pedophiliac (which I notice is one of the Chritmas evils, spelled wrong of course) and praying towards a fucking rock five times every day.

I don't know about you but last year I got some clothes and a camera for Christmas, not a single STD or rape. You have to love the "rights for man, woman and child" bullshit at the end. BWAHAHAHAHAHA rights for women, you muslims are so crazy. You mean rights like this of course.

Afshan Azad, 22, the high-profile Harry Potter actress remains in hiding after refusing to appear in a London court. Ms. Azad had been seeing a non-Muslim man, a Hindu. Her family, specifically her father, Abul Azad, 53, and her brother Ashraf, 28, called her a “prostitute” and tried to force her into an arranged marriage with a Muslim man. Her brother also beat and her father threatened to kill her in May of this year.

If your a muslim woman, you have the right to have the shit beat out of you, tortured and a number of other fun activities. Muslim girls only have the right to have their clitorises mutilated or noses chopped off. Or, if your really lucky, the right to be murdered. That's it, nothing fancy. Simple and to the point.

So let's all remember this Christmas to get out the horsewhip, beat the shit out of your wife, go to a rave, steal a car, get really drunk and smoke a joint (which I plan on doing by the way) and then kill your daughter for talking to one of those Goddamned Amish boys. Little mother fuckers are trouble I'm tellin' ya'.

For Jesus of course. Just like he said to do in the bible.

Oh wait...

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Our Best and Brightest?

Here is Big Sis Bulldyke and gang being interviewed by Diane Sawyer and the incompetence is overflowing. James Clapper is the Director of National Intelligence! He didn't know about the 12 terrorists arrested in London?! This is the putz that briefs Emperor CoonKracka every morning on national security and world affairs.

Robert Gibbs held a press conference this morning to try and calm fears that our heads of national security are completely incompetent. It didn't go over much better.

Everybody said Bush knew ahead of time about 9/11 and let it happen just so he could go to war with Iraq. With incompetent nitwits like this in charge, I say that we will get hit again, but this time it will be from the inside and Obama and gang will use that as an excuse to go to war with the American people.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Rain Rain Come This Way!

I see that CD has been getting deluged in Cali the last few days.

Send some of that rain over to Texas. We sure could use it!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Beer & Taxes

My brother sent me this one.

Beer and Taxes:
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
* The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
* The fifth would pay $1.
* The sixth would pay $3.
* The seventh would pay $7.
* The eighth would pay $12.
* The ninth would pay $18.
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
‘Since you are all such good customers,’ he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.’ Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.’
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
* The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
* The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings) .
* The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings) .
* The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
* The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
* The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, ‘but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar,too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

"A" Student

I like this kid Brian. I have a feeling he's going places...

Click it to big it.

"The chick in front of me is wearing a white Victoria's Secret thong." Nice!

Thanks Patriot Gretchen.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Friday Jams

Our Christmas Guest

The Boy was given the responsibility of taking care of the schools Blue Tongued Skink for the Christmas Break (I live in a small town, we still call it Christmas at school). So for the next two weeks we have "Henry" (I asked the boy what his name was and he said "He doesn't have one". So I dubbed him Henry) as our houseguest.

I am so proud of my son that the school trusts him enough to take home one of the animals. All his teachers always tell me what a joy he is to have in class. I just hope this continues through his teenage years.

God knows it didn't for me.

The Iron Sheikh Drunken Serb

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.

“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly.

Hold my beer and watch this takes on a whole new meaning now doesn't it. No matter how many times you roll your 4x4 you will never be as badass as a drunk serb that killed a shark with a flying neckbreaker.

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning.

Fearless hero? More like lucky drunk. Sounds like my kind of dude.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Blowing A Turkey Call

I have to admit, I watched this about five times in a row. She does it like a natural...


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Good Cover

Liberty University a cappella group covers the "Bed Intruder" song. Which I have to admit I didn't remember until I watched the YouTube video.

Bookmark this

Religion of Peace

*WARNING* Graphic! Your society is dead when you openly abuse your women in public and laugh about it.

Fucking barbaric subhuman filth! Fuck Islam and your pedophile Muhammad! Burn in hell.


Cool article on Voyager 1 linked by Drudge this morning. What a remarkable technical achievement. Did you know that Voyager 1 was originally intended as a 4-year mission? And here we are 33 years later still receiving scientific data. In fact, in 2002 NASA repaired it when it was 7 billion miles from earth. No shit! Voyager 1 will be entering interstellar space within the next 4 years. Too bad some of our....wait for it....Democrat politicians aren't strapped aboard that mother fucker.

Anyway, I was digging around on the Internet and found this site, which provides weekly updates on both spacecrafts (Voyager 1 and 2). After all these years, Voyager 1 still has some propellant left and uses it I'm guessing on periodic roll maneuvers necessary for accurate scientific data. NASA reports that Voyager 1 and 2 scientific instruments will have to be turned off no earlier than 2025 due to lack of power. But I don't think there's anything out there between our sun and the next stellar body that Voyager 1 will reach within the next 15 years. We may never know because NASA will be doing Muslim outreach work, right? Isn't that what our Cooncracker in Chief has envisioned for them? It's cold and dark out there anyway, much like the modern Democrat Party.

Leave it to me to mix political hate speech in on any topic. ROFL!!

Merry Festivus

Let the airing of grievances and feats of strength begin! What a moron. The person who fell for this bullshit that is.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Know The Toe...

Paul emailed a camel toe clip tonight and had me crackin' up! I couldn't find the same youtube vid that he sent, but this one is still pretty good...

I've always been a dirty fan of Kelly Ripa...

Tell me that's not hot...

Monday, December 13, 2010


You guys see this? Happened yesterday. The Vikings/Giants game has been moved to Detroit and is underway as I type this. You know all the Lions fans are probably laughing their asses off! It's OK to laugh because thank God nobody was in there. I can't even begin to imagine the mayhem had the roof collapsed during the game. And speaking of Minnesota, Brett Favre's starting streak is over. He is inactive tonight which effectively ends his NFL record 297 consecutive starts. Shit I remember when Green Bay drafted him. I was still in college chasing women and smoking too much pot. What a run for this guy, and I hope he finally retires after this season.

FOD:Over His Head

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fun with Drudge

I got a kick out of Drudge's headline today. Looks like he's missing just one letter! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Every day is Fuck Obama Day! Fuck this narcissistic Kenyan commie cooncracker niggerhonkey and his "ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie", too!


The crap going on in Washington, DC this week is proof positive that our tax system is not only broken but self-defeating, complicated beyond comprehension, and unproductive. Leave it to Washington, DC to ignore the simple solutions and turn this into a legislative nightmare.

Simple economic solution:
1) Extend current tax rates across all brackets and stop branding this a tax cut!
2) Place a moratorium on the AMT for 2010 and 2011.
3) Eliminate the death tax because it's a jobs killer and unconstitutional in the first place.
4) Just leave the social security tax rates where they are for now as this program is doomed anyway.
5) Repeal the 1099 provision in the Health Scare bill.

Congress' most likely solution:

Yeah, you fucks.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


Lawmaker introduces bill calling for up to 5 years in prison for anybody who attempts to enforce new health care law in Texas
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
A Texas state lawmaker Monday introduced a bill in the Texas Legislature which calls for the arrest of anybody who tries to enact the recently approved national health care reform law in the state, 1200 WOAI news has learned.

"The bill that I filed is a nullification bill that says that Obamacare is null and void here in Texas because it is unconstitutional," Berman told 1200 WOAI news in an exclusive interview.

But his measure goes further than just denouncing the measure. He wants people who try to enforce it in Texas thrown into prison.

"If any federal employee tries to administer Obamacare in Texas, we will charge them with a felony offence, which could get them a very severe penalty,"

State Rep. Leo Berman (R-Tyler), you kick ass!! We need more people with balls and an understanding of freedom like you running our country.

Monday, December 6, 2010

FOD II, A New Addition To The Wall

I haven't had much to write about in the last couple of weeks and tonight is no different, so my buddy Robert says it all for me with this one simple gesture.

Thanks Robert.

FOD: The Demon Wants His Money Back

At least he is honest about it.

I am addicted to his show "Family Jewels". Gene Simmons is a smart man. Very business savvy, not like Ozzy's moronic ass. His business sense should have told him Teh One was a fraud from the word go. But like he said he voted for a moment in history. The only problem is that plan backfired on all the people that voted for him simply because of his skin color. The consequence.

Americans that are politically inept will never trust a black man to be president again. You people fucked the black man for the next 100 years. Jesus Christ could come back black (he definitely wasn't white) and run for president and people are going to say to themselves

"Ehhhh, the last black guy kinda fucked us...sorry, I still don't trust you. " and run.

But I could give a fuck.

Fuck You Obama and your horse headed, ghetto booty'd, food nazi wookie too!!

Oh, and for the record you three people that just watched that clip.
You broke their ratings record for the month.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Thor's Hammer

I have never read a Brad Thor novel. I think I might pick me up one. I like the way he thinks.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Miller Time

I don't watch any of the late night bozos. They became irrelevant and unfunny years ago. But I had to watch this clip of Dennis Miller on The Chins show. "I guarantee she sleeps upside down" LMAO!

Sunday, November 28, 2010


This Wikileaks story is like the most bad ass thing that has happened all fucking year! I don't know why I love this new development so much. Maybe it's because I loathe the US federal government more than the common muslim monkey fucker. Speaking of muslim trash, whoever set fire to that Portland mosque deserves a high five!! Hellz yeah!! Anyway, I've been reading through these Wikileaks stories and there should no longer be any doubt or uncertainty as to how inept, out of control, and utterly incompetent the US federal government is. While it was bad under Bushit, Obama the magic niggerhonkey and his little acid tripping elves will go down in history as the most impotent band of buffoons ever in the history of public disservice. Fuck Washington, DC. It's a pleasure watching you sick bureaucratic fucks getting what you deserve.

This upcoming week is gonna be jam packed with wikileaks analysis. I can't wait! Be looking out for startling news concerning health care. Hell, Drudge has a story linked right now about the SEIU. BWAHAHAHAH!!! Everything is unraveling now. How sweet it is!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Good Dog

Sorry about your loss, brother kerrcarto. This one's for Lucy.

Friday, November 26, 2010

What a fucking Thanksgiving

Came home and found our (sibling) dog Lucy dead. Apparent dog fight. She was pretty torn up.
The Boy and I went out and buried her at my dad's house. There are no words to describe how much this fucking sucks.
R.I.P Lucy, you were a good dog & our friend. We are going to miss you.

Black Friday Zombies

I seriously can't figure out why any person in the their right mind would ever shop on Friday after Thanks Giving. Yes, I understand the discounts but holy shit people! It's total fucking chaos! You're like a bunch of ravenous hyenas consuming a rotting carcass. You know that new series on TV, The Walking Dead? Yeah. It's pathetic really. Is saving a few bucks really worth all this chaos? You like the lines? You like fighting over worthless crap with society's dregs? Here's a concept. Stay home and enjoy your families and friends or catch up on the "to-do" lists. It's embarrassing reading some of the crap you people do on this day every fucking year. Get a life. You fucking sheep.

I shop online or during any week except this one thank you very much. And while I don't score the big discounts, I save a shit load of time and gas, and my time is worth money. Apparently yours is not.

All of you reading this are guilty of zombie shopping on Black Friday. Admit it. Fail! Beer runs don't count, though.

Turkey Day Football

Yeah, my Cowboys lost but that was one of the most entertaining games between any two teams I've watched all year. Can't put all the blame on Roy Williams for fumbling at the end of the game because the Saints defender played that ball perfectly, and Terrence Newman got totally burned on the Saints' drive following the turnover. Yes, Cowboys would have won had Roy not fumbled. But, the Cowboys obviously have bigger problems. Coming into the game at 3-7, the Cowboys had a splinter of playoff hope by running the table and some help from other teams' losses. And they certainly played that way yesterday with heart, something we haven't witnessed in a long time. This team looks rather gritty under Jason Garrett and I like that. Maybe the 'Boys can become a championship team under Garrett in a few years. But at 3-8 now, this season is over. Time to play spoiler and maybe get some decent draft position for 2011. There are holes everywhere on this roster. Cowboys still get to play the Eagles twice before season's end, and nothing would make me happier than to see Michael Vick and company get their asses whooped. But, who am I kidding, Philly is on fire right now. Anyway, fuck you Jerry Jones.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

Happy Thanks Giving to my two Bro's and to all our readers out there. We are out the door for Vance, Texas. Y'all have a safe and happy Thanks Giving and remember, it is not a compound word.

Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me "to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness."

Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be. That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks, for his kind care and protection of the People of this Country previous to their becoming a Nation, for the signal and manifold mercies, and the favorable interpositions of his providence, which we experienced in the course and conclusion of the late war, for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty, which we have since enjoyed, for the peaceable and rational manner, in which we have been enabled to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national One now lately instituted, for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed; and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and in general for all the great and various favors which he hath been pleased to confer upon us.

And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech him to pardon our national and other transgressions, to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually, to render our national government a blessing to all the people, by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed, to protect and guide all Sovereigns and Nations (especially such as have shown kindness unto us) and to bless them with good government, peace, and concord. To promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the encrease of science among them and Us, and generally to grant unto all Mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as he alone knows to be best.

Given under my hand at the City of New York the third day of October in the year of our Lord 1789.

Go: Washington

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A Touch Too Much (By Me)

I am no song writer, but I gave it my best shot.

Set to AC/DC's A Touch Too Much.

It was one of those flights
On a Thanksgiving night
Where everything comes into view
TSA was taking their time
I was losing my mind
There was no one that they wouldn't do
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
To refuse the scan of brothery love
They where so satisfied
Deep down inside
When they snapped on their latex glove

Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, too much for my brain
This damn she-mans gonna drive me insane
She's got a touch, a touch too much

She had the face of a bull dyke
Smiling with sin
The body of buddha enlarged
Pretending there's danger
Stroking my skin
Molesting kids supercharged
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
They acted like Government slobs
They wanted it hard
They wanted it fast
One even touched my knob.

The rest you all know.

Perverted Police State

The propensity for ongoing abuse is overwhelming. Citizens with access to porno x-ray scanners and the power to molest any citizen in the name of security is a recipe for disaster. And of course the TSA wants to roll this out to trains, subways, buses, courthouses, etc. There is no end in sight; all in the name of security. Welcome to the Police State.

Shit like this is now happening everywhere. And don't think for one second the TSA is hiring professionals because, after all, it was reported this morning that job openings are being advertised on the backs of pizza boxes. Seriously? While existing employees with honor and integrity will likely leave the TSA, they will be replaced with shit maggots who would love nothing more than to retaliate against society for their pathetic existence. As if there weren't enough shit maggots working for the TSA already.

We are a truly polarized society: the American people vs. perverted government employees. And perversion is rampant throughout government. Just think about all the stories of sexual debauchery over the years. It must take a seriously demented fuck to work for government agencies like the TSA. After all, most of us in the private sector wouldn't hire these stupid morons (aka terminally unemployable). This shit will boil over soon and it's gonna be ugly. The one good outcome from this perverted TSA nightmare is the fact that millions of liberals and conservatives appear to finally agree on something: the TSA must be stopped. Like Rep. Ron Paul said just yesterday, "If we tolerate this, there's something wrong with us."

Last night, I watched Bill O'Reilly's softball interview of Pistole, the TSA boss. Here are some questions O'Reilly conveniently left out:

1) The underwear bomber was on watch lists, purchased a one-way ticket with cash, had no luggage, and his own father warned us about him. Yet he was allowed on the airplane anyway and here we are molested as a result. What are your comments on that? Would we even be talking about this had he been stopped?

2) Why are you now implementing these procedures nearly one year after the attempted bombing and right after the mid-term elections? If you are so concerned about nonmetallic explosives then why weren't these procedures implemented months ago? This looks suspicious and political.

3) Big Lesbo Sis has indicated that muslim women may be excluded. Is this true and why? And why are certain government officials exempt?

4) You look like a douchebag. How much cock do you suck on a weekly basis?

I used to really like O'Reilly. Now I know he just plays it safe, the sign of a wimp-in-progress. I will never watch him again.

And finally, here are some TSA slogans that are making their email rounds.

You WERE a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
We are now free to move about your pants.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Grope discounts available.

And my favorite: We've handled more balls than Barney Frank!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Strip-down Before Pat-down

I didn't pay much attention to the news this last Friday and I was "news free" all weekend while camping so when I read this today I couldn't stop laughing. I like the was this guy operates.

Passenger chooses strip-down over pat-down.

When a San Diego man opted out of security screening using the Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) at San Diego International Airport on Friday, he stripped down to his underwear in an attempt to avoid the pat-down procedures.

I like this guy. He took the ball and ran with it. Rather than being fingered by the stormtrooper TSA, this dude gave them his own visual inspection. If their only job is to make sure you aren't carrying weapons or explosives on the plane why is this a problem? Stripping down to your tighty-whities doesn't leave much to wonder does it?

Samuel Wolanyk took the protest started Nov. 13 by John Tyner to a whole new level.

Makes it kind of tempting to take it to the next level doesn't it? Full monty strip down.

Through a statement released by his attorney Sunday night, Wolanyk said "TSA needs to see that I'm not carrying any weapons, explosives, or other prohibited substances, I refuse to have images of my naked body viewed by perfect strangers, and having been felt up for the first time by TSA the week prior (I travel frequently) I was not willing to be molested again."

What more needs to be said? This guy just saved the TSA some work. How much can you really hide in a pair of butt huggers? What's next? Is the TSA going to start inserting digits into cornholes? GMAFB!

Wolanyk was arrested for refusing to complete the security process and for recording the incident on his iPhone, according to his attorney.

WTF? Now it's a crime to record TSA stormtroopers? Fuck the TSA, Fuck the diesel-dike Napolitano, and fuck Obama! Fuck 'em all. REVOLT! REVOLT! REVOLT!

Benjamin Franklin nailed it with this quote...

FOD: Not Funny

No time to type up a lengthy post, so here is a story I read over the weekend.

Real funny asshole. But by the looks of the picture and how chummy you two look. I don't think you were kidding.

And of course I couldn't leave out Janet "The Hulk" Nepalitano" and the TSA. This one's for you Big Sis'


An award ceremony is scheduled this week at the White House. Emperor Cooncracker will be presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Michael Chertoff. Afterward, there is going to be a televised group molestation pat-down complete with rubber gloves and personal lubricants to demonstrate that it's not really so bad after all. Also there will be a slideshow of scanned porno x-ray images of TSA's favorite kids. Refreshments will be served after the fun, and another Burn the Constitution after-hours party is expected over at DNC headquarters. So tune in to Channel 69. Viewer discretion is advised.

And you all knew this was coming. SNL never lets us down!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Lookin Out His Back Door

Dad got a new poster(?) for his back window. Of course I had to give him grief for forgetting Shankville, PA as one of the sites.

Friday, November 19, 2010


Megyn Kelly in GQ this month. Smokin!

Friday Night Anarchy!!

CD's off to the desert again. Here's some beer drinkin' tunes to send him on his way.

And you TSA molesting perverts need to find some Jesus because you all be some satanic fucks. Cheers everybody! Except you TSA. Go fuck yourselves but I'm sure you already do that hourly.


I've been chompin' at the bit for the last five days looking forward to hitting up the high desert just outside of Twentynine Palms this weekend. Today the day is here. Fuck yeah! T-minus 2 hours and 10 minutes until I spark up a fat one and hit the road. The only way to remain sane on I-10 through Riverside County is to be stoned out of your gord. I would say that Riverside County traffic is maybe 1/2 notch above LA traffic, but sometimes it's worse. It's about a 2 1/2 hour drive from work if I obey the speed limit. Needless to say, I plan on getting there in two hours or less.

I've got Zeppelin III in my CD player for the first hour of bullshit traffic, and once the stone wears off I have a little Dopes To Infinity on deck ready to crank. I don't know what it is, but I love being baked on a road trip with music crankin' to pass the time. It's just one of life's simple pleasures that I can really appreciate.

Have a great weekend everyone. In two hours this will be me....well, except I wont have dreads and I wont be black.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Who the fuck do these people think they are?

Do these smug throwbacks have anything more than a GED? Fucking hate you people.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Just Wondering

So the TSA says that the pat downs are ok because a dude pats down a dude and a chick pats down a chick. My only thought was "Can the TSA guarantee me that the man (or girl if your a chick) patting me down is not a homosexual?"

Would you ladies like Janet "The Hulk" Nepalitano feeling you up?

I know I wouldn't.

Police State

Once freedom at airports is "locked down," it's inevitable that TSA will next target buses, trains and the Metro. After all, al Qaeda has attacked each of these modes of transportation in other parts of the world. Strict controls on internal travel is the hallmark of a police state.

Good article in The Washington Times of all places. Hell, just keep checking Drudge Report hourly. He's linking new articles nearly every hour. This story is exploding as it should. The government has crossed the fucking line!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Hone Your Skills

Here's a little practice to keep you sharp when you can't make it to the range. Let's just call it an early FID...

New Shirt?

I submitted this to Hopefully it will make me $200

OK…a couple more.


They just keep coming. Thanks Pauldo

And Coming

Feel the love

Monday, November 15, 2010

More TSA

This story is not going away. Stand up people! I have a trip scheduled to Spokane on business. I will be driving. This morning I told Horizon Air, my regional carrier of choice, why I'm driving. I don't know if they'll care but if enough people stop flying, airlines will start caring I guarantee it!

My son's class has assigned the students to read a book of their choosing. Kerrcarto gave me an old copy of 1984 during Blownstar two years ago. I handed it to Samuel last week and he can't put it down. I told him that the book is not too far off from nonfiction and that he needs to pay very close attention to the story. We have a No Democrats/No Liberals Allowed policy in this family.

FOD: Turd

Sunday, November 14, 2010

America's new Public Enemy No. 1

Now that Nanzi Pelosi the fuckin' skank whore has been booted, we must now focus our attention on America's next No. 1 enemy, Janet Napolitano the lesbo bitch from hell who wants to see you naked and fondle men, women, and children 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We must not allow the TSA to continue their perverted and unconstitutional acts against us in our airports. Having to choose between radioactive scanning or molestation should not be conditions of air travel. We must not allow our society to succumb to such tyranny. At some point we have to stand up and I believe we have reached that point.

Abolish the TSA.

They're gonna try to turn us into molested radioactive cattle.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Troglodyte Homunculus...

...perhaps the most awesome insult ever!!

So I rickrolled Fukitol the other day over at the Grouchy Old Cripple. BWAHAHAH!!! In doing so I found this. I know most of you have seen the original by now but this guy takes it to a new level. Fucking love it.

Bill O'Reilly you obstreperous fucking troll.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Veterans Day

TSA=Thousands Squeezing Asses

BWAHAHAHAH!!! Michelle Malkin strikes again! I caught some grief on youtube yesterday for suggesting that we pool together our resources and find out where some of our local TSA agents live. Invade their homes and grope their families. OK so that was maybe over the top, but these new security procedures are nothing short of perverted bullfuckingshit. Groping granny and fondling children is not how we as a society should live in the name of security. There are other ways to secure air travel like....oh I dunno....PROFILING which has proven success! Just ask Israel! Political correctness is destroying us. We cannot tolerate this humiliation any longer, and I commend Matt Drudge for making this a top ongoing story on his web site. This is some seriously sick shit people! And, call me a conspiracist, but I question the stated TSA intent. I think this is nothing short of pure government tyranny, especially considering the goons defecating the White House.

I like the following statement lifted from this article:

The rebellion is surging, not only because of the noted health dangers of body scanners, but because the TSA has proven time and time again that its justification in treating the American people with less respect than farmyard animals is completely fraudulent.

And check this out! The TSA is a pervert's dream cum true.


Surprise! The New York Post PWNs the Cooncracker in Chief today. Fail!

Seeing Red

This is what I see most when I read Paul's What da Fuck post below.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Late F.I.D. - Safest Restaurant On Earth

Allah Ak-Oink!

What da Fuck!

These two make America look like a third world country. Oh wait...

And check out some humor Fukitol found. It would be funny if it weren't so true. What a fucked up couple these Obama weirdos.

Does anybody see the hypocrisy here? I'm too tired to explain it...

Aaaaaha, I Now I Understand

Obama's nanny was an openly gay man who, in keeping with Indonesia’s relaxed attitudes toward homosexuality, carried on an affair with a local butcher, longtime residents said. The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who, like the many transvestites who remain fixtures of Jakarta’s streetscape, entertained people by dancing and playing volleyball.

Well shit, that explains everything. He married his nanny.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Official 2010 Midterm Results

They are finally in, and it's exactly what we already knew...

Come on 2012!

Never Thought You Would Hear Rudyard Kipling Here Did Ya'

This will make you go, hmm.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Better Than The Cowboys

Fuck the TSA

We as a society need to formally revolt against what the TSA is doing to us at airports. A complete invasion of privacy and very humiliating. We have become our own terrorists. First TSA union fucktard pervert gropes me or my children and you'll see me on television I guarantee it. And I'm not walking through those perverted radiation scanners. The original pat downs I had no problem with but now it's getting personal. I think Janet Napolitano is an evil fascist lesbo bitch from hell. Amazing how many resources she has devoted to groping us and seeing us naked in airports while our borders spiral out of control. What a wasted fucking government we have. Hitler would be proud of our TSA. You sick fucking people. Any TSA employees out there want a fucking piece of me send me an email. We'll meet up somewhere. Bring your fucking friends.

FOD: New Logo

Just rolled in and I forgot that I told Harper that I would have a new "Take Out The Trash" logo for her today. I had made one Friday but it was small and hard to read. So true to my word, here ya' go.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

FOD: Early

I have to be out of the office most of the day tomorrow. Gotta take a little road trip for our new Hill Country Motorcycle Tour Book.
It will contain all the major rides that biker groups take around the hill country, plus some of dad's personal favorites from his motorcycle days. We hope to have it for sale this coming year.

But today (which will be Sunday, tomorrow), once again, our president looks like a complete candyass. Dancing some faggoty riverdance shit in India on his multi-million dollar tax payer funded free vacation. Meanwhile, Putin looks like a badass. Driving a fucking Formula 1 race car. God help us.

Does this little manchild ever do anything manly? Or is the Wookie in charge of that?

At least shoot a gun every now, never mind. Stick with riverdancing. It might be the only thing your moderately half-way maybe decent at attempting.

And it just gets better, or worse, whatever your perspective.


For some reason Mooshelle seems quite comfortable with this dance. Makes one wonder.

But back to the point at hand. I for one would rather have a Formula 1 driving Judo expert protecting me than a golf club wielding riverdancing bicycling fruitcake.

But that's just me.

Fuck you Hussein, and your flat chested ghetto bootied wookie too.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Emperor Cooncracker

This whole India trip...embarrassing and rather disgusting actually...

Friday, November 5, 2010

Tonight, No Kids Until Midnight, Yes I Am

And for all you commie assholes out there. Thanks to real Americans, as of this last Tuesday, your dream is over!

Squirrel vs Poweline

We had a few lightbulbs take a shit on us last night, so this afternoon when I got home I started to replace them. I was screwing a new light into the living room ceiling fan when BOOM! no electricity.

Now having heard that sound many times before I knew that the utility pole outside had thrown a breaker. So I walk out and see the culprit of the noise laying on the ground. I started to scoop him up and noticed his guts got blown out.

Lesson taught to the kids. Do not fuck with electricity!

Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out: 2

Keith Analdouch Olberman was suspended indefinitely without pay!

Not for any of his batshit crazy tirades or his ratings being in the tank. Nope, $7,200 bucks did the dick in.

According to a statement from MSNBC president Phil Griffin, host Keith Olbermann has been suspended indefinitely without pay for political contributions he made to Democratic candidates.

“I became aware of Keith’s political contributions late last night,” Griffin said. “Mindful of NBC News policy and standards, I have suspended him indefinitely without pay.”

MSNBC policies require employees to make the network aware of, and seek prior approval for, any political activity that could pose a conflict of interest. Its rules specifically mention campaign contributions as reportable activity.

Olbermann admitted today that he had contributed $2,400 (the maximum single donation allowed) to three different Democratic candidates this election cycle, for a total of $7,200 worth of campaign contributions.

Good riddance you smug, angry, slimy dickhole. I might just turn MSNBC on and watch your time slot tonight......on second thought, scratch that, I'm gonna build a fire outside and get drunk.

I hope you get a yeast infection from your dildo.

Are you fucking kidding me?


So Pelosi is gonna run for House Minority Leader. Let's see, she had an 8% approval rating going into the elections. Her Party got routed by an overwhelming discontent over policy. She obviously doesn't get it. This is typical narcissistic behavior after one has morphed into a power hungry crackwhore. I don't know what's the bigger circus act: Brett Favre, the Niggerhonkey Administration, or Nancy Pelosi. I hope whatever they spike the water with in San Francisco stays in San Francisco. What an absolute freakshow.

But then again, should we be shocked? I mean, Pelosi is the biggest power hungry thundercunt ever to hit Washington, DC. We thought Hillary was bad...holy shit! Thunderthighs has got nothing on Thundercunt!

Politically, this is like a gift from heaven for the Republicans. Because if she wins, she'll drag the Democrats deeper into the shithole they already find themselves in because of her. MWAHAHAHA!! Stupid fucking liberals. Yeah, ummhmmm, you lost the election because of failed communication skills. Nothing to do with your sick fucking commie policy...Nooooooo...nothing to do with that. Douchenozzles.

Here's another SHOCKER!! Olbermann? Donating to Democrats? Say it isn't so!!

LOL! ROFL! LMAO! BWAHAHAH!! and all that! Has this not been one of the most awesome weeks in politics?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

They Are Not Even Hiding Anymore

The communists are so comfortable with this president and his administration that they are not even trying to hide themselves anymore.

Fuck All of you jackasses. I'm glad your "coming out", that way we know who to kick the fuck out of the country when the SHTF.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out


On a different note, WTF is wrong with you people in Nevada.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Are the Republicans at least winning the House?

As long as the Republicans win at least one chamber is just fine with me. The one-party monopoly ends tonight. Just hope we can repair some of the damage with so much gridlock headed our direction. Maybe they will all kill each other, blow up Washington DC, and America lives happily ever after. I can dream, right?

Monday, November 1, 2010


The polls pretty much paint a clear picture as to what the political landscape is going to look like come tomorrow night. All evidence shows that the fuckin' cooncracker in chief is gonna get his scrawny little ass whooped. This guy is a waste of perfectly good oxygen. At least he finally admitted that this election is about him and his agenda, but this narcissistic man-child still thinks the country is in love with him. Sorry dude. America fucked up and will be letting you know about that tomorrow night.

The data shows that the Republicans will be taking over the House. Rep. John Boehner of Ohio will be the congresscritter in charge. I like Boehner because he's a no nonsense kind of guy and a little rough around the edges. Boehner will become Obama's nemesis. There are a lot of reports out there predicting that Pelosi will retire. I guaranfuckingtee she's gonna retire because of her ego. Trust me. This authoritarian bitch is finally out of here. I wish she would take the rest of the hippie sixties throwbacks in Washington with her. You people fucking suck you know that?

The Senate is a different matter. FOX reported this morning that it's all coming down to Washington State. Fuck, why does our little state tucked away up here in the corner have to become the political epicenter? It's Dino Rossi vs. the incumbent Patty Murray. For those of you who might have forgotten about Patty Murray, here's a little video to joggle your memory.

Senator Murray is the typical tax and spend liberal. She's also a barking moonbat. She has remained in power over these last 18 years because of Seattle obviously, but she has also championed veterans affairs and scored farm subsidies which have provided enough votes from the more conservative and agriculture-driven eastern Washington area. She's also trying to score the air tanker refueling project for Boeing so she gets all those votes. But her votes for the bailouts and King Niggerhonkey Care along with all the pork barrel crap she shoves up our collective Washington asses have finally caught up to her.

Her opponent, Dino Rossi, is no stranger here. You may recall our nasty governor's race a few years back between Christine Gregoire and Dino Rossi. Rossi won that fucking election but the Democrats kept forcing hand recounts until they got the result they wanted. For each recount, ballots would mysteriously appear out of thin air. Pure fucking magic. Rossi ran against her again in 2008 but lost pretty badly primarily because Gregoire was able to capitalize on anti-Bush sentiment at that time and painted Rossi as another President Bush. The strategy was masterful and she won handily. But she is very unpopular now. Fuckin' bitch but that's a tale for another day.

Rossi, for the most part, is a good conservative but I fear he's got some RINO blood in him. Rossi is a slick dude, but he's much better for Washington state and could shift the balance of power in the Senate. I voted for Dino Rossi this morning when I mailed in my ballot so that's that.

Rossi is down 2% in the polls which is essentially a statistical tie. If Rossi pulls this off, along with the rest of the Republicans, we'll have a Republican Senate. It's 1994 all over again! We're warning you Republicans, you're walking on thin ice. Fuck this up, and we're gonna fuck you up. It will be the end of the Republican Party.

Sadly, we're in for 2 years of miserable gridlock because neither chamber will be veto-proof. But at least we will be able to halt the Obama machine which is hell bent on destroying this country. Fuck you, Obama. I personally detest you.

FOD: Halloween

I heard the Obamas passed out candy at the White House last night.

That was nice of them, but the least they could have done is dress up. I mean geez, it is halloween after all. Party poopers.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Have Fun! Be Safe!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy Halloween

Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Jams

Dia De Los Muertos is just around the corner.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Happy Halloween infidels!!


Get your asses out there and vote!!
People like this are going to.

Make no mistake, these people are trying to take over our government and they call the democrats and our president a friend.

Fucking Communists

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

It's On!!

The Suckmydickhole Giants are gonna get their asses whipped. You down for a shirt bet CD?

FID: Funnies

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert."

"Tell me, Abba?" added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you're still wearing all this shit?"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Some football humor...

...for your shitty fucking Monday.