Sunday, January 31, 2010

"Stormwatch 2010" For Southern Mexifornia

With all the news lately about the subzero weather and snow that the Midwest and east coast areas are experiencing, we shouldn't forget that Southern California has its share of devastating weather also.

Below is a photo illustrating the excessive damage caused to a home from a west coast storm that passed through the San Diego area last week. It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take life for granted.

New Axe

Bought the boy a new axe today. $100. Can't beat that. Thanks Eric! You are a true buddy!

Old and new.

Head shot

Back of the beast

Back In Action...

As I suspected it was my power supply. After breakfast this morning I shot down to FRY's and picked up a new one for $40. I had that fucker installed before my beer was 1/4 gone. I never knew I was a computer nerd. Geek Squad better watch out before I run those kooks out of town...

Rock n' Roll bitches!


CD called me and let me know that the government somehow infected his computer with a virus. He will be down until he BUYS A FUCKING MAC. That is all.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

For Fuckitol and Paul

Some more.


You know what time it is.

Friday, January 29, 2010


Friday Freakout

It's Sink Or It's Swim Friday...

...and this one seems appropriate.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Gonna tone it down this week because my soul is relaxed with some assistance of course. I have been extremely stressed out over work-related shit these past couple of weeks but I've worked through it and am on a smoove path here.

If you love southern rock and blues then you should definitely have Government Mule in your collection. Warren Haynes tears it up in this performance. Cheers!

Question 2.

Why do government officials get to liquor it up on my dime? This story is an absolute outrage! Nancy Pelosi is an awful woman. She makes me fucking sick I hate this woman! What an entitled bitch. Somebody please take the credit cards away from this spoiled brat! I hope people flood her office with complaints and foul language. I know I sure the fuck am if only I could get through.

Our government has gone mad! The amount of waste and corruption that is plaguing this government is almost beyond what the mind can comprehend. I'm still trying to comprehend $1 trillion let alone $12.5 trillion, which is our national debt. And now we hear that the Communists Democrats are voting in another $1.9 trillion to the debt ceiling before Scott Brown is sworn in. What the helllll!!!! Whatever are we going to do? I don't think we can stop this train. Make no mistake, the public sector is headed straight over the cliff and it will hurt I guaranfuckingtee it!

Joanie Loves Johnny!

Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree

First comes love, then comes marriage
Little Johnny in a baby carriage.

blah blah blah, blah blah blah,
don't know what he's fuckin' saying...

Let's go to Milwaukee
say hi to Mr. C.
Fonzi Potsi Richie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie loves Johnny Joanie
and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting pissed
these aren't very happy days
cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie loves Johnny
now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow
Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes
Joanie loves Johnny
Joan and John got tattoos
now they're going to inspiration
point that's where we're all shooting heroin
Joanie loves Johnny



GO! Go! GO!

2009 1040EZ Form

Stock up on lube...

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Got this one from my Mom...

ALTO, Puto!

The Department of Homeland Security is asking American citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal aliens across the border from Mexico and into points along the U.S. Border. If you see the vehicle pictured below and have reason to believe that it is the suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact D.H.S, or just get out your arsenal and take care of the problem yourself. The latter is suggested...

Thursday, January 28, 2010


Hey libtards since y'all are all for abortion. Would you support the abortion of the president a 1/4 of his term into his "life" in Washington?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State of the Who the Fuck Cares!

I won't be watching the State of the Union. If I want to hear some Marxism I'll just read some, "Communist Manifesto." Not. There is nothing that King Niggerhonkey Obama will say that I want to hear. Besides, he'll probably talk about himself most of the time. Instead, we'll be celebrating my daughter's 7th birthday.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010


This speech is going to be a historic event. I heard Robbie Knievel is even going to be there.
I can't wait to watch this State of the Union!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Don't Be Fooled Again

Calling California.

Environmentalist Tries To Save Polar Bears


This is really pathetic. Unbelievable. Can't even do a speech at an elementary school without TOTUS? Seriously?


He has a new documentary out. His administration filmed it themselves.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Tough watching football today...

Should be Cowboys vs. Saints and Chargers vs. Indy. But that's just the way it goes in sports.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Got reform?

It's time now. Not later. Now! Last week the Anointed One announced his plans for financial regulatory reform. The Anointed One is proposing various nuggets of Communist crap like bonus and salary controls, tax increases on the financial system, new bureaucracies, and massive amounts of additional hard regulation. He's pumping us full of his populist bullshit. This is how Communists think. So his brand of reform scares the living shit out of me. But Obama did mention that commercial banks and investment banks should be separated. I can definitely agree with him on that one because there is an inherent conflict of interest between the commercial or lending side and the investment side of banking; however, my solution is waaaaaaaay simpler because I am a smart capitalist and not a Communist like our dipshit for a president. What am I talking about?

....drum roll...Reenact the Glass Steagall Act of 1933.

Reenact it now. Not later. Now!

The Glass Steagall Act was repealed in 1999 via the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act and signed into law by President Clinton. The consequences have been devastating. The repeal went largely unnoticed by the general public because most people simply do not understand the mechanics and economics of the financial system. This is the primary reason why the system is so corrupt, and we have to rely on our government to keep it real for us. Obviously, our government has fallen flat on its face with shitty regulations, ineffective bureaucracies, and massive corruption. Sadly, both the government and Wall Street have lost the people's trust. But this can be fixed. There is an old saying, "Work smart, not hard." That saying works very well when it comes to government and regulation. And there is no smarter and simpler way to bring honesty back to the financial system than by simply reenacting the Glass Steagall Act. No massive 2,000-page bill loaded with bribes, pork and deception required. No new government bureaucracy necessary. No new taxes; just a simple reenactment of probably the most effective piece of financial legislation in our nation's history.

Here are some links that help explain Glass-Steagall and why it is so important.
Daily Finance
youtube Careful with this video as it is heavily biased towards the Republicans. Understand that the Republicans (RINOs in this case) had lots of hands in this one, too. One more.

Obama is talking about raising taxes during a recession and he is also talking down the equity of these banks, hindering their ability to lend. The guy is sofa king retarded! A disingenuous ass. This is why the stock market has been declining since he announced his reform plans and I expect next week will be even worse. We need honesty to return to the financial system and Obama should just stick to the provisions of Glass-Steagall and table all this other crap like higher taxes and even more regulation and senseless bureaucracy. He also needs to turn his attention towards the federal reserve and Freddie & Fannie. That shit is even worse. Tax Freddie & Fannie and leave the rest of us the fuck alone. And the Sarbane-Oxley Act of 2002 should be repealed or significantly reformed as well. But we all know that as long as these loser Baby Boomer 1960s acid trippers are in charge of Congress, meaningful reform will be a long uphill battle.

Note: Senator Cantwell and Senator McCain submitted a proposal to reenact the Glass Steagall Act just last month. Quite honestly, I can't believe my crappy Senator Cantwell is in on this with McCain.

If you agree with me then I urge you to write your congress critters to support the complete reenactment of the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933.

Thank you. Time for a margarita.

Saturday Jams

Friday, January 22, 2010

Open Your Fucking Eyes!


When Joz Wang and her brother bought their mom a Nikon Coolpix S630 digital camera for Mother's Day last year, they discovered what seemed to be a malfunction. Every time they took a portrait of each other smiling, a message flashed across the screen asking, "Did someone blink?" No one had. "I thought the camera was broken!" Wang, 33, recalls. But when her brother posed with his eyes open so wide that he looked "bug-eyed," the messages stopped.

Friday Night Anarchy!!

Since we've been celebrating Massachusetts all week, crack one for them tonight. Hell, crack a bunch! Cheers Boston!


That is all.

Arlen Sphincter Shows He Is Truly A Jackass.

"Prosperity was not a bill" No shit Arlen WE knew that. Thanks for clarifying it for the rest of America. Don't you just love it when progressives insert their foot so deep into their mouths that the truth can't help but spill out.?

Then Michelle comes back with the classic kick in the nuts.
"Well why don't we make it one"

All The Sphincter could do after that is interrupt her.

A couple of phrases come to mind Arlen.
If you do not like my answers, cease asking me questions and When you are losing the argument, shut up.
Way to hand that two faced prick his ass Michele.

Chris "Tinkle down my leg" Matthews

Feeding Frenzy

This is fucking hilarious! I love watching Piss Matthews and the demtards tear each other apart. They don't know what to do with themselves. They know nothing but "attack" "attack" "attack" (and get tingly feelings up their legs) and now they're attacking (and tingling) each other up their legs? Piss Matthews vs. Howard-fucking-Dean? What a debacle of major proportions. This shit is seriously entertaining!

The super-sized, take-out-a-second-mortgage-to-pay-for-it bushel basket of movie popcorn just might not be big enough. War is breaking out among liberals, and the entertainment value might make Avatar look like a test signal.

Matthews calls Dean out on his lack of logic, and the pair wind up trading accusations of craziness.

I tried to steal this one from here but couldn't embed the video. The commentary is theirs though.


Belly Up...

Airhead America has gone belly up. Chapter 7. You fuckin libs are comin' apart at the seams and it brings great pleasure to this conservative. GOD Bless America!

Maybe when you assholes can embrace the concept of the United States instead of trying to tear it down, you'll actually get some where. Losers. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, January 21, 2010


Rush got a hold of Marsha Martha Coakley's answering machine tape. BEEEWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too fucking funny. You have to love Paul Shanklin's impressions. Especially the swimmer.

Listen Here.

Back in Action

I got home yesterday after five days partying with my sis an' bro from other mo's, unpacked, had a nice warm cup of chicken noodle soup and hit the sheets. My body was run down from five days of massive drinkin' and cookin' and watching football and more drinkin'. I think I'm finally re-hydrated. What a blast!

I got a late start Friday morning because Patriot Gretchen kept me up late IM'in' on Thursday night, but I got out of town by 11:00 which was good for me. I made my way up I-5 to the 405 to the I-10 and was on the 1 near Malibu by 1:15 or so. Oh, when I say Malibu, I should really say Mexibu. There were more Mexican landscapers driving around in piece of shit trucks than I've ever seen anywhere in my life. Why is it that these rich Hollywierd/Los Angeles/Mexibu assholes can't afford American landscapers and/or gardeners? They're gonna pay these illegal fucks from Mexico to do their gardening? GMAFB! I hope most of their houses roll off the cliffs into the Pacific. Assholes!

Normally I love the drive up the 1, but when you're driving it's kinda hard to check out the bitchen scenery, smoke and take pictures at the same time but I did get in this one. I was hopin' to get my rod and reel and check out the fishing from this rock, but I didn't have the time. Maybe next time...

It took me no more than three hours +/- a few minutes to make it to the main gate from when I left my place. No stops, and very little L.A. traffic (which surprised the hell out of me). Overall it was a great drive. I had lots of tunes on deck but mainly listened to 95.5 KLOS and that was good enough for me. Just wish I had a doob with me for the drive.

Here's that same rock from base. Z took me down to where he normally fishes and we caught up on some times and drank a few beers with this bitchen view.

I had planned on leaving on Tuesday morning after we spent a day in the ocean on his buddy's boat doing some fishing Monday, but the weather fucking sucked. Normally I wouldn't mind, but I didn't bring any rain gear so we just pounded beers Monday hung out with his wife, his boy and base buddies. That was cool. Definitely a good group of proud Americans!

I woke up late Tuesday and had to be in Pasadena to meet my cousin for lunch and a beer, so I hit the road from Pt. Mugu around 10:30 and made it to Pasadena close to 12:30. It was dumping down rain like a motherfucker and Los Angeles people are the most fucked up people behind the wheel when there's any moisture on the ground or in the air. They either drive 35mph or 90mph. I took the 118 out of Oxnard to the 210 and there were wrecks all over the fucking place. Morons!

I had lunch and a beer with my cousin and then I hit the road home. I took the 210 to I-15 South and it was pretty easy going. The rain pretty much stopped just before I hit the 15 South. Lemme tell you, there are a shitload of morons in Norco whethere it's raining or not. Those morons just don't know how to drive. Period.

I got home around five last night checked emails and hit the sheets. All the drinkin', lack of sleep and then the driving just took it all out of me. I was glad to be home, but I'm already missing my friends from North. I'm gonna have to make another mission up that way in the summer time, or maybe sooner. It was good to see my nephew and my sis an' bro. Hopefully next time we'll be able to rope some fish.

Friday night photo op after Mom went to sleep (atta boy!):

Reilly and Trooper- two of the coolest canines I've ever met in my life:

Monday night. Reilly doesn't really give a shit about football, he just wants to lay on you and take up as much space as possible while his ears get scratched. I'm gonna miss you dude. He's definitely a good buddy for Trooper to punk.

I think I'm finally back in the game, so to speak. When I got home I saw the fucked up news of


Get well Denny!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

On The Run.

Told ya' I would fix that album cover. At least it looks like Bawney & Joe are enjoying themselves.


I am so stoked that the 60th vote has been stripped from the Communists. Massachusetts handed Congress a good old fashioned American beat-down last night! The Wednesday morning quarterbacking was too funny to watch. These sorry Commies just don't get it do they?

Just when we thought liberal shit holes were doomed to eternity, our brothers and sisters on the east coast stepped up to the plate and took care of business! Hopefully, this will doom the current health care bill and allow Congress to start over. We absolutely need health care reform but nothing like that piece of trash moving through Congress right now.

Get to work, Scott Brown. And don't even think about running for President. You haven't accomplished jack squat, yet.

This is a great day here in America! Just like that, we won a major victory over tyranny. And it happened in the voting booth! I wonder if Michelle Obama is proud to be an American, who the hell am I kidding?

James Brown anybody? R.I.P.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Welcome back to the Union!

Welcome back, Massachusetts! We missed you. For decades we all thought you were just one big San Francisco or a miniature Minnesota but it turns out you people have brains after all. I guess that liberal bullshit is just that after all ain't it? How ironic this evening is. The Boston Tea Party started the revolution in 1773 and it looks like Boston once again is leading this great nation back to our founding principles here in 2010. We're following your lead. Keep Brown honest. Don't let him turn into another one of those fucking RINOs.

I promise no more Assachusetts jokes from here forward. But I will admit; you have given us some good laughs over the years.

Progressives On The Run!

I think there is a motivational poster somewhere in that album cover. I will work my (mediocre) photoshop magic. How about you


Taxachusetts!!! I guess it's time to put the "M" back in front of your state name!!! Now, if only the people of Minnesota would wake the hell up...

Great night for America! We've got the rat bastard Communists on the run!

In The Passing Lane

Got a request from the Best Boots in Chicago.

Here is my contribution. Hopefully this is what Scott Brown the American people do to the progressives' plans for this country.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Cool post

Cool post over at Harper's site. I didn't know President Bush visited Ft. Hood immediately after the attacks. There's some mud in your face, Hussein.

How the fight started

Sandi sent me a bunch of these. I'll post over the next few days. Too funny to keep to myself.

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

And last, an oldie but a goodie.

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started...

FOD: By the Numbers

Saw this article linked on Drudge this morning. I am disappointed at all the other numbers not included in the article, but that's OK. It is my duty to complete the story (and yes I ripped off some of these).

0 = birth certificates released
0 = health care debates aired on CSPAN
2 = number of bows to foreign leaders
3 = number of douche bag commie czars exposed by Glenn Beck
3 = number of years left for Obama Administration
-20 = presidential index change since inauguration

And I don't think we can count the number of times this shitback has blamed Bush or how many times he has said the word, "crisis." The "crisis" is you, Obama! It's really pathetic that after 1 year of Bush leaving office and four years of congressional control by Democrats that all Obama and his mindless minions of ignorant zombies can do is spend more borrowed money on absolutely nothing and blame Bush.

Fuck Obama!


How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

Created by Oatmeal


I know that we usually reserve Mondays as fuck Obama day. But hopefully we will really get a good FOD tomorrow. Massachusetts you better get to the polls and vote for Brown. Let's show those fucks in Washington what we think of their plans for this country.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Football sucks

CD and I have decided to get into air hockey and ping pong. Fuck football.

Kick their ass San Diego!!!

The Vikings defensive line and Brett Favre to Sidney Rice were just too much for the Cowboys. Vikings move on to the NFC Championship game against New Orleans and the Cowboys go home. It was a good season. The Cowboys won one playoff game last week, which was their first post-season victory since 1996. That gives us some hope for next year.

We here at GGDF include two Cowboys fans and one Chargers fan. Since we Cowboys fans are to STFU now until next season, I guess that makes us all Chargers fans!!! Go San Diego!!! Kick-off here in 10 minutes! Kick those fucking Jets in the teeth!!!

I love football! Not too sure what Creedence Clearwater has to do with football but this song was playing on my stereo while I was writin'. And I love it!

Sunday Football

Normally I am not a big football guy, more of a baseball dude. But since Tha' Boys have a chance to go to the big show I am watching. They better get their shit in one sock or they are going to end up getting an assfucking like Arizona did yesterday. But either way, I'm grilling some baby backs and south Texas ribeyes (pork ribeyes) and enjoying some Alamo Beer.

UPDATE: Well fuck. Go Chargers!!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday Night Truckin

Friday Night Anarchy!!

This one's for Patriot Gretchen and the rest of you gun totin' rednecks out there! Cheers!

Random Thoughts

Soooooo..since the State Of Texas has made it a crime not to wear your seatbelt in the backseat. How long do you think it will take them to amend the window tint laws so you cannot have dark tinted windows in the rear? Don't think they won't do it either. If the cops can't see the rear passengers they cannot pull the car over and issue them tickets. They need that MONEY!!!

Giving thanks

The images coming out of Haiti are disturbing, and I don't think the media will be able to adequately portray just how significant this human tragedy is. I am reminded as to how truly blessed we are here in America. We take our great country for advantage sometimes I think. It would only take a moment for God to completely wipe us out. I want you all to take a long hard look at what has happened in Haiti and thank God for America.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Bizzaro World!

I'm watching the Texas gubernatorial debate right now (for the second time) and I might have to vote for the under dog. Perry and Hutchison are sniping at each other and Medina is laying out good conservative ideas, plus she packs heat and as far as I can tell is on my side of the page on most things.

UPDATE: CenTexTim corrected me.. bad. I've had a few too many. I still like Medina over the other two. Career politicians can suck a fat one.


It won't stop fucking raining up here!!!!!!

One More Before I Go...

Because it makes me smile, and because it reminds my how much I love my older Bro...

I love you dude!

For the record, I was the only one always loaded as a gun, and should be the only one hooked up with all the tubes and shit right now. Not you...

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Been Gone For A Few & Will Be Gone For A Few More

I've been frazzled and laid up in bed for the last couple days. Today was the first day I felt like getting out of bed; and I didn't even want to do that, but I had a job interview today and my Mom called me late last night telling me that my brother was in the ER.

What the FUCK is going on?

Regardless of the outcome, I'm not going to be posting for a while...

If you believe in GOD, please say a prayer for my brother.

Thank you. I love y'all! I'll see ya when everything works itself out...

Cannabis Candles

AAAAAWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAH. I'm gonna eat the whole cake after I smoke blow out the candles.

16 Hours

That is how long it has taken The Chocolate Jebus to respond to the earthquake in Haiti, 3 days for an attempted terrorist attack on the United States 16 hours for a Haitian earthquake.

I have been watching Fox waiting for TCJ to speak. Fox was given the two minute warning about fifteen minutes ago. Ya' notice how this president is NEVER on time? GW was johnny on the spot. If they said 8:30 he was at the podium at 8:29:58. This jackass we have now just shows up when he wants to.

Anyway, I just find it appalling that this fuckwit sits on his ass in Hawaii on vacation after an attempted attack on the United States but some third world shitpile gets rocked by an earthquake and by god he is right on top of it.

Maybe he should go over there personally and heal the wounded and dying himself.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Read a Mutha Fuckin Book!

Fukitol linked this shit in the comments. Just had to post it! Coming to a Nevada public school near you...

Just So You Know

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Created by Oatmeal

Monday, January 11, 2010

FOD: Art

Here's some FOD Art (aka FArt) from B......

FOD: Predictions

I predict Harry Reid will lose his next election bid because he is light skinned with no negro dialect. Fucking douchnozzle.


Michelle you cunt, I am fuckin' sick and tired of that shitty look. Someone should really smack it off your face... When are you gonna finally be proud to be American you classless Bitch?

By the way Obama, do you really think you're fooling us? I can't believe people actually voted for you, but then again I can... You are a worthless piece of shit and your hand over your heart is meaningless you fucking cocksucker. Go fuck yourself!


Fuck Obama.

I would like to call myself a Christian, but I'm probably an embarrassment to the Christian community. As a Christian, I am not supposed to hate and probably should not curse so much. I really can't help it, though. How can any sane, rational human harbor any feelings more favorable than total disgust and hatred towards this communist godless fuck Barack Hussein Obama and his nasty nappy headed ho wife. I know kids are off-limits, but fuck it. The Obama hos will grow up to be entitled, self-absorbed, snotty little elitist liberal bitches you just wait. One of them was wearing a "peace" hippy shirt just a few months ago which proves my point. Fuck this niggerhonkey family and the tyranny they stand for. Fuck his perverted czars. If that safe school czar whatever the fuck his name is comes anywhere near my children I'm gonna fuck him up real bad. Fuck Axelrod. Fuck that fucking geek Robert Gibbs. And seriously fuck Rahm Emanuel that slimy limp dick Chicago thug. Fuck all Democrats for that matter. It's a real pleasure watching all you communist dick huggers nosedive in the national polls. Fuck all you people who support this regime. And fuck those of you who don't like my fucking language!

This guy hates Obama, too!! In fact, Pastor Manning might hate Obama more than I do, which I didn't think was possible. From the Whited Sepulchre. ROFL! starting at 8:30 in the video! Something is wrong with this man, but I like him anyway.

Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called Barack Hussein Obama.

The word "FUCK" proudly used 16 times in this post.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Sunday Thrill's

This is what sends a thrill up MY leg. Unlike Piss Mathews Communist ass.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Pearl Beer Country

Silly Bitch

It's alright that you're shitfaced Mariah, but you really need to STFU, you dumbass...

Your tits are nice but you are one dumb bitch...

Friday, January 8, 2010

More Friday Jams: Cowboy Style

Friday Night Anarchy!!

In anticipation of tomorrow night's beat down of the Philadelphia Eagles, let's go Cowboys!!!!! Time to kick that playoff demon back to hell!!! Kick their ass!!!

Seattle weather update for kerrcarto

Current: Light rain
Temperature: 45
Wind: N at 4 mph
Humidity: 82%

Can't believe we live along the highest latitude in the United States and it hasn't snowed in Seattle, yet.

Just want to opine here. All y'all with the exception of Peggy would really really hate our winters up here because of the rain and the overall gloomy atmosphere. There is a reason why there is such a high suicide rate up here. I'm just laughing at everybody freezing their asses off while we sit in the 40s.


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Stumbled Across

I stumbled across this over at MoK's. Damn, call me a racist but I agree with everything this dude says.

2010 Motto

Burn it to the ground!

Standard Capacity Mags. vs. Legislatively Reduced Capacity Mags.

My brother sent this one to me. In a simple demonstration, these two guys display just how retarded the left is when it comes to gun control; or just about anything else for that matter...

" you should be able to see, as Bill works his sequence, all of his rounds hit those on the left. What a metaphor!"


I Could Use Some Global Warming

Where is all this global warming we hear about? I could use some about now. This is bullshit. Give me my summer, you can keep this winter bullshit. Especially since I cannot smoke in the house. I have to stand out on the front porch and freeze my balls off. To top it off we have a 15mph N. wind. This SUCKS!

Eagles Suck!!

I don't expect anybody to give a rat's ass about this post. I just need to vent.

I admit we football fans take the sport way too seriously. And this is especially the case with the Dallas/Philadelphia rivalry. This rivalry is probably one of the most notorious in professional sports and has taken some ugly turns these last couple of decades. From the now infamous Bounty Bowl to Michael Irvin's career ending injury to the delight of thousands of Eagles fans in 1999, these are just two reasons why Philadelphia sports fans have the worst reputation in the country. Not to mention the fact that Philadelphia ranks amongst the meanest cities in America according to surveys published last year. I've been to Philadelphia and I can tell you first hand that these people are fucking rude!

Now we have the Spudcam spitting on our star; not once but twice! We graciously let this asshole in to do his pregame video and what does he do? He behaves like a typical Eagles fan. Classless loser! Eagles fans are like a bunch of unsupervised children in daycare. Remember that book Lord of the Flies? That's what would happen if a flock of Eagles fans were stranded on a tropical island. They are a true reflection of mankind's fall from grace.

So the Cowboys kicked their ass last Sunday to claim the NFC East. And now the two teams faceoff this Saturday at Cowboys Stadium for the Wildcard playoff round. You wanna bet the Dallas coaches are showing Spudcam spitting on the star in the locker room? You betcha. As if the Cowboys need anymore fodder to kick the living shit out of the Eagles AGAIN!!

You know this video ain't half bad if the guy just wouldn't have spit on the star. Asshat! That was gross! And then the cheerleaders were practicing on the star just minutes after he spit on it. Wow! What a nasty jerk-off! Until Philadelphia decides to join the rest of us in the civilized world, they can go fuck themselves.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Pop That Booty

All I can say is. What. The. Fuck. Bunch of narcissistic fucks.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Truly remarkable

From Sandi.



Fucked By The Mile

I heard this on the news between Beck and Rush and caught myself screaming at my computer. Tax me by the MILE!? Uuuummm...I don't fucking think so.

After years of discussing the possibility, 1200 WOAI news has learned that the State of Texas is now seriously considering charging you for every mile your drive your personal vehicle on the state's public highways.

Fine, eliminate registration fees, inspection fees, drivers license fees and all other forms of hidden taxes and I might think about considering it.

The idea is to replace gasoline tax revenue which is dwindling due to more fuel efficient cars, and a slow but constant trend toward less driving, according to Ginger Gooden of the Texas Transportation Institute of Texas A&M University.

Hmmm, I wonder why tax revenues are down? Could it be that maybe the fucking bozos in Washington have caused it? Progressives and their unintended consequences, I swear to god you pepole are fucking bufoons. First they decry oil as filthy. CO2 is now a poison. They are pushing this bullshit "green" movement and the government wants you cut back on your "carbon footprint". What do they expect is going to happen? You want people to drive less but you want the tax revenue to stay the same? Typical government math.

She is conducting the first ever serious study of the pay-by-mile concept for state officials.
I can conclude that study for you right now Ginger. You and the government can go fuck yourselves. Seriously.

"One national study estimates a 20% decrease in fuel consumption in fifteen years," Gooden said.
The failure of the state gasoline tax to provide enough money for construction of new roads and maintenance of existing ones is at the heart of the current debate over toll roads. The amount of money the state has to fix and construction highways has started to decline, at the same time a population surge has led to the need for more highways and an increase in congestion around the state.

How bout this. GUT TxDot. I have worked at the main TxDot headquarters and let me tell you. That place is overflowing with useless dumbfucks. Slash salaries (They are some really overpaid useless dumbfucks) and get spending under control.

Gooden stresses that no conclusions about whether to proceed with the idea have been made.
he Institute’s report will be delivered to the Senate Transportation Committee later this year. The issue is expected to be debate when the Legislature meets in January 0f 2011.

Other states have also discussed the idea of charging motorists per mile driven, and the states of Oregon and Iowa have gone so far as to institute pilot programs to research how the miles driven would be calculated and how the tax would be collected.

One proposal calls for GPS readers to be installed at gas stations to determine how much the car as driven since it's last fill-up and the tax to be collected at that time.
Other factors which have yet to be considered include how much the tax would be, which state agency would collect it, whether any new 'per mile' tax would be collected in addition to the current 20 cent a gallon gasoline tax, and whether the federal gasoline tax would also switch to a per-mile system.

What the fuck do you mean "in addition to" I though the whole point of this was to get rid of the "per gallon tax". Shit, I forgot taxes never go away, they just get re-named. And as far as this going to the federal level. I think that might be a bit crazy. I don't think the federal government could start charging you by the mile for driving. They would have to get every car fitted with GPS tracking systems that could track your car and levy a tax on you by the mile. That is a pretty big task. Hmmmm...I wonder how they could accomplish that....Oh wait...they own OnStar.

We are so FUCKED.

Monday, January 4, 2010


Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Now we find out that New York City has published a guide on how to "safely" use heroin. pdf version here. Does anyone else find this extremely disturbing? Heroin is a potent and dangerous drug. There is no SAFE way to use it. I never used heroin but I was surrounded by many addicts during my college years. It was horrible watching what that drug did to my friends over time. Heroin is poison, literally. You don't safely use it. I understand what the city is trying to do here, but spending $32,000 of taxpayer money to publish a how-to pamphlet is not only ill-advised, it's pretty fucking sick. Heroin use along with methamphetamines are epidemics in America's large cities. We should focus our efforts to reduce drug use, not promote "safe" use. This is an absolute travesty. Indefensible. This is almost as bad as Congress' decision to strip the 2010 omnibus spending bill of abstinence education funding while increasing funding for Planned Parenthood. Mark my words. Our government hates us. The feeling is very much mutual. Sick fucks.

Update: the .pdf link was removed from the New York government web site. This story had some serious legs. As one commenter said in another article, "Why don't we just take the $32,000, buy a bunch of dope, and pass it out on the streets, instead.

It Lives!!

The Knickerbomber is still going!

Peter Schiff update

I don't care if this shit is boring to you. Watch it and learn. Peter Schiff schools that little snot-nosed dude at the far end of the table.

Pat Buchanan can suck on a Shutupsicle

Drudge Report links to an article written by Pat Buchanan last week.

I have mixed feelings about his guy. Sometimes he really nails it. Other times he's just flat out wrong, and this article is living proof. He correctly summarizes how dramatically we have declined since 2000, but he really fucks up the whole cause and effect routine. He fucks it up so badly that it really pisses me off. This guy is supposed to be smart. Well he's about to get bitch slapped by me.

We sold ourselves a lot of snake oil about the Global Economy, interdependence, free trade and "it doesn't make any difference where goods are produced." The George W. Bush Republicans ran up the deficit with tax cuts, two wars and a splurge in social spending to rival the guns-and-butter of the Great Society.

Wrong asshole. Tax cuts had absolutely NOTHING to do with the deficit. In order for that argument to work, you have to demonstrate a decline in tax revenue. Tax revenue hit multiple records during the Bush Administration. I am so sick and fucking tired of that argument. It's a false argument, and anybody who falls for that can come visit me so I can kick your ignorant ass. Tax cuts stimulate economic activity, thereby providing the means to generate additional tax revenues, as evidenced by the facts during Bush's first term, the Reagan Administration, and the Kennedy Administration.

Pat is right about all the snake oil we purchased. Unfortunately, that toxic soup started cooking during the Carter Administration with the Community Reinvestment Act. The soup got really tasty after we repealed the Glass-Steagall Act in 1999. And then when the feds dropped rates to historic lows, the soup started to boil. Too much free money and too much government spending, Pat. You want to blame something on the deficit? How about the prescription drug entitlement Bush pushed through. How about pork? How about all the growth in government bureaucracies during Bush? How about the fact that Medicare and Medicaid liabilities have been surging across the past decade? No, Pat, tax cuts had nothing to do with it. It's all spending!

So Pat doesn't like our two wars. And this is where Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul, and the others in that group really lose me. What would these people have us do? We had to engage the enemy following September 11. Whether or not Iraq had WMD was irrelevant to me. The country needed to be stabilized, and I was sick and tired of watching Hussein thumb his nose at every UN resolution directed his way while we wasted resources patrolling the joint for more than 10 years. We kicked that mother fucker's ass, and that was the right thing to do. You don't hear much about Iraq today because we fucking WON!!! And at a price worth paying!! We cannot defend ourselves without engaging in some kind of foreign campaign. Period.

Our wars are costly. Pat is right about that. But these are expenses worth paying. All this other crap in government like prescription drugs and all the other entitlement programs and massive bureaucratic growth are the real enemies here. Not tax cuts. Not wars.

This government is out of control. We need to educate the populace, but people like Pat Buchanan need to correctly identify the problems in the marketplace of ideas. So for today, Pat Buchanan can sip a steaming hot cup of Shut the Fuck Up!

FOD: Jams for CD

A little something to get your blood pumping this fine Fuck Obama Day.


Happy Fuck Obama Day folks!

Kerrcarto, thanks for letting me vent on New Years Eve. I'm serious about that shit dude! Just call me a vagabond... I'm serious.

Paul, thanks for calling me and raising my spirits New Year's Day. Right on man. That was really fucking cool of you getting me outta my head and my spirits up.

Fuck 2009, and fuck obama and his puppets. Hey, obama.... fuck you! Did you hear me? FUCK!!! YOU!!!

Rot in hell you Marxist piece of shit. 2010 is gonna be your downfall, douchebag...

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Gonna be some fireworks in Big D tomorrow!

Get yer popcorn ready! While both teams are headed to the playoffs, the loser of this one won't go far. We've seen this story line play out time and time again; this is one very big game!! This will be a classic I guaranfuckingtee it!!

Friday, January 1, 2010

Screaming What?

My buddy Eric turned me on to these dudes about 4 years ago. I just stumbled across them in my itunes library today. The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies, always struck me as a euphemism for the shits. But I'm screwed in the head that way. Figured I would share.

Some more I ran into (watch them in succession for proper efect.)

Stressful being a tyrant

I'm sure you all have seen this picture of King Hussein on the Drudge Report by now. I've noticed this about him over the last year. He looks like he has aged by maybe 6 to 10 years since his campaign. You know, it's stressful working 24 hours a day trying to destroy your country and all things good and just that it stands for. But he won't succeed. This fucker and his fellow Democraps are gonna get a beat down coming November 2010, which can't come soon enough. I just hope we end up with Reagan Republicans and not Bush RINOs. Anyway, at the rate Hussein is going, he'll be walking with a cane by the time we boot his sorry ass out in 2012.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all you GGDF readers. Hopefully this year will bring better luck than the last.

Oh yeah. FUCK YOU B Hussein Obama. I know it is not Monday, but I had to start the year off on a good note.